[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

You are a trainee reporter, the kind who secretly takes pictures of famous people, commonly known as paparazzi.

It's premiere day for The LEGO Movie 2, and your boss has asked you to do whatever it takes to write a headline about LEGO CEO Morpeth Murphy.

You are reluctant, labor is shit.No way, it's just a meal, it's not shabby.

You've heard of the Murphy guy.As a matter of fact, as an ordinary president and CEO of an ordinary toy company, Murphy somehow became more famous than expected.

It is said that even the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and superheroes would address him as "president (president and president are the same word in English)" when they saw him.

Your predecessors were afraid to avoid the Lego company, and when you asked why, they turned into riddlers, telling you that the water is deep here, and you can't grasp it.

Only a kind elder sister secretly hinted to you that there may be someone in the Lego company.

you:? ?

Isn't this something that the whole Internet knows?

As a paparazzi reporter, you are full of melon-eating skills.

You've been following the Lego company since its first big movie came out.

You know more about the history of Lego than your boss knows about his hair loss.

You clearly remember four years ago today, the first Lego movie was officially released, and many superheroes participated in the "Super League vs Doom" celebration held on the east coast of the United States. Only Lego boss Murphy and The boss of Wayne Group is on vacation by the sea to discuss business.

Ordinary people are watching movies, Chaoying is saving the world, and you are eating melons.

You found out that irs' official twitter was following Morpeth Murphy's feed, giving each feed a love one by one, and Murphy didn't even follow him back.

Afterwards, Murphy uploaded a short video of the smoke alarm worker, praising the fire prevention workers of the island resort hotel for their excellent work.

No explanation was given as to why the hotel was on fire.

No response to irs either.

After all, it was a wrong payment, the IRS.

From then on you knew there was someone up there at LEGO.

Back in the present, you have no idea how to track down Morpeth Murphy.

The main reason is that you are a paparazzi, and your goal is to capture hot news.Is there anything worth gossip about about Murphy?

It is said that he himself lives a regular life, never actively violates laws and regulations, and even drives a sports car in the urban area without running a red light.

The relationship between LEGO and superheroes in the past two years is worthy of gossip.

Now that the news about Spiderman, Iron Man, Batman, Superman, etc. appearing outside Murphy's office window has been written badly, it would be strange if the Lego company didn't have superheroes hanging on the glass.

The relationship between Lego and supervillains is more complicated.

As a New Yorker, you've been through a lot of the big stuff, from bank robberies to alien invasions, and you can proudly say: what haven't I seen?

In the past two years, there has been a consensus among the people that hiding in Lego's offline stores during supervillain activities can get lucky bonuses.

In the beginning, it was a man named Bill who ran into Spider-Man vs. Hunter Kraven by accident on the street. To save his life, he rushed into a Lego offline store and shivered at the counter for half an hour.

Until the clerk leaned against the counter and turned over a page of comics, raised his head and asked him lazily: "Are you going to buy it or not?"

Bill, who survived the catastrophe, bought a 100 yuan toy with a pious heart. After returning home, he logged on to social networking sites and posted his miraculous experience, saying: Thank you Lego!

At this time, it is generally believed that this is a blind cat hitting a dead mouse, or that Lego is taking advantage of the chaos in marketing.

You think so too.

As a result, after a while, a fire broke out in New York, and the desperadoes rushed from Manhattan to Brooklyn, carefully bypassing three Lego stores on the way.

Under the hail of bullets, a certain Jin's men helped the first shopkeeper up the welcome vase that had fallen to the ground.

He had a truce in the middle of the fight, because the dog of the second shop owner had to go to the opposite fast food restaurant to pick up takeaway.

You who saw this news plus GIF:?

Later, when Jin was arrested, he was interviewed. The reporter asked him why he let the Lego store owner's dog go.

Jin's subordinates said vaguely: "Who knows...whether a dog will come to trouble me?"

you don't understand.

You are shocked.

You've been thinking for a long time about who that unspoken name of King's men actually refers to, and you're idle late at night looking through the Lego company's board of directors list trying to find out if there's someone named 'John Wick' who also starred in " People of John Wick, you actually intuit that the problem is with Morpeth Murphy, and you don't know why.

It couldn't be because he was lucky, could it?

You think about it, squat in the LEGO store at the door of the president of the LEGO company, secretly buy a stack of superhero minifigures and put them in your arms, hoping that when the tracking fails, the magical Mr. Morpeth Murphy can For the sake of it, don't use your brains to fertilize the fruit trees in the garden.

You think, it’s really impossible to just take a photo and take it back to fool the boss. It’s not worth losing your life just to take a photo of an ordinary toy company boss.

The last industry boss who was forced to work overtime for a week because of a failed interview with Murphy was Clark Kent.

And you're just a little intern.

You lie in the bushes and change positions, sticking out the camera lens to see what Murphy is doing now.

Very good, today is a working day, you are at work, and Murphy is going to work, and everyone is equal.

You open your notebook and write: The president of LEGO cooks his own breakfast, which is delicious and will not fry the kitchen, or implying that the quality of LEGO products exceeds Wayne Enterprises.

You write nonsense, close your notebook, and watch Murphy call outside after breakfast, hold your breath and stay still.

Murphy seems to have glanced at you, and your heart skipped a beat... Just kidding, you were so frightened that your heart stopped, and the Lego boss left without looking back, and you felt that the eye contact just now was an illusion.

For just the right meal.You tell yourself, and follow carefully.

Sporadic one or two lines of dialogue float into your ears: "I have no plans to do Lego City President's surroundings. Why? No, I don't dislike him, it's just not suitable..."

Wonderful.

You keep on writing: Murphy hates the popular character 'Lego City President' from the movie.

In The Lego Movie 1, the president is a key supporting role, and he doesn't appear much, which is very compelling.

Movie Series 2 is premiering today, and you are a social animal, so you don't have the time to go to the cinema to buy tickets before sunset.However, judging from the feedback from netizens, the president of Lego City is very stable and has many fans.

It is this important role, Lego company has never released his surroundings!Even ao3 and fa;

fictio;

The second creation colleagues are more detailed than the official information.

What does this mean?

You think you've discovered the truth, and tomorrow's tabloid headlines are solid.

Murphy drives to work, you squeeze the subway.

You meet at LEGO company headquarters.

On the neckline stands the landmark 'Iliad Tower' which has shrunk several times, and the last large one is said to have been broken by Brainiac.

You clearly remember that Dumb Nyak was there to promote the movie, yet every official spokesperson said that Brainiac was an evil alien with all seriousness.

You think there must be something wrong.

that's not important.

You walked around the Lego building twice, and found that the Superhero that Jinlai and Murphy were sticking to was the Hulk.

you:?

The range of friends the president of the LEGO company has is confusing.

The Hulk is holding the snack box and eating all the biscuit crumbs in your brain.

You have no way to sneak into the Lego company, so you can only sit on the bench in the garden opposite, frowning and racking your brains to figure out how to make up the number of words for the rest of the article.

You can't figure it out, you take out your phone and start swiping hotspots, ready to deduct your salary and loan to go to work.

A netizen who just watched The Lego Movie 2 said:

"I found that the resident characters of Lego Movie 1 and 2 are all real superheroes, except for the President of Lego City. Conversely, is there a way that there is a person in Minecraft who is the President of Lego City, just ordinary people have no idea?"

You read this comment and look at the second one written in your notebook.

hiss.

A bold idea is born in your mind.

You write the third item in your notebook: The President of Lego City may live in you and me.

You send these three new discoveries that you don't know are fake to the boss, the boss praises you, and your salary is kept.

In the afternoon you are still sitting on the bench opposite the Lego company.The difference is that in the morning you work on a loan, and in the afternoon you complete the task and become a paid fisherman.

Your colleague took the baton, used your three pieces of information to write a nonsense article, and quickly posted it on the Internet to gain popularity.

Netizens took this article as a joke in a face-saving manner, and everyone who passed by laughed twice.He gets the joy, you get the money, and you both have a bright future.

The hot comment below said: "Since the president of Lego City exists in reality, why can't he be Morpeth Murphy? The reason why he doesn't sell peripherals is because he doesn't want to see his own figures all over the streets and alleys, so he doesn't like it. The role of the president as an excuse (dog head)?"

"I glanced at the LEGO President's book I was drawing and fell in thought and gradually understood everything."

"Let's go out of business and be rich and rich! Rejuvenate the tradition of Superhero and start with Lego! Fans of Iron Man, let me see your hands!"

"Murphy is young and promising. The president sounds like a young man. In the plot of the movie 2, he was re-elected for two consecutive terms for nearly eight years. It can be inferred that he was not very old when he first took office.

Murphy named the Lego company's landmark building the Iliad, and the president of Lego City named his plan Lazarus in Movie 2, all of which were found in historical books.

Murphy's car is a Dodge chargerr/t, and the president's car in the movie is a Ford Mustang boss429. Both cars were produced in 1969.

Murphy is handsome and the president has a nice voice.

Murphy has a good relationship with Real Universe Premier League, and the President has a good relationship with Lego City Premier League.

Murphy is the president, and the president is also the president.

Malphas Murphy (malphasmurphy) has 13 letters in his name, the president of Lego City (preside;

toflego) removes the preposition of is also 13 letters, 13=13.So to sum up, Morpeth Murphy = President of LEGO City. "

There are also numerical arguments, rigorous.

You wanted to laugh when you saw it, and replied later: "I understand, so the New York gangsters dare not touch the Lego store owner's dog."

"Shut up! You discovered the biggest secret of Lego City, and the president of Lego City will appear in front of you in two seconds!"

As soon as you read this comment, you feel a familiar shadow appearing in front of you.

You subconsciously grab your phone and raise your head, staring blankly at the person standing in front of you.

It was Morpeth Murphy.

He raised his eyebrows at you, and said quietly: "I won't look at a Lego minifigure with 100 yuan in your pocket, and just forgive your stalking behavior."

You scream and turn and run, wondering if the Lego store's protective buffs would still work if the perpetrator was the CEO of the Lego company.

The camera at the intersection rotates as you run, watching you go away, and makes a cross in mid-air.