The daily life of a bereaved salted fish

At the end of August, the start of school is approaching, and parents who are preparing to send their children to school in the new semester are a little hectic.

At this moment, Jiang Wu was held in the arms of the nanny, watching a farce sadly.

His mother in this life was furious: "What autism, are you a teacher? Can you speak?"

The headmaster and the teacher, who were attracted by the noise, blushed and were explaining: "It's that kid just now. I teased him for a long time, but he didn't say a word or even look at me..."

His mother said: "How old are you? When you encounter things, you don't know how to find the reason from yourself. You open your mouth and say that my child is autistic. Do you have evidence? If you have no evidence, I will sue you if you talk nonsense. Don't think that the child has no evidence." human rights."

The headmaster said, "Please calm down."

"Calm down, calm down, let him apologize to my child."

Someone muttered: "It's just a child..."

"What's wrong with the child?" Jiang's mother argued: "You can't let you talk nonsense, your child is autistic. It's your child's problem. My child is not autistic and I have the right to defend his reputation."

"Hey, what are you talking about?" The parent who was muttering just now said dissatisfiedly, "Which child do you think has problems?"

"Whoever has a problem with his child knows for himself. My child is not only fine, but he is also a healthy person. What's wrong with me asking this outspoken teacher to apologize?"

The farce continued.

Jiang Wu: "."

"Jin Wen, Jin Wen." A soft voice came, and a beautiful woman walked over with another child, and said, "What happened?"

Chang Jinwen saw the child in her hand at a glance, walked over and forcibly picked him up and held him in front of Jiang Wu, impatiently said: "A Wu, look, Ah Zhi is here, you will go to the kindergarten with him in the future, Are you happy?"

Jiang Wu: "."

Chang Jinwen shook Yin Wuzhi, who gave Jiang Wu a generous look, and said softly, "Are you happy?"

Jiang Wu looked at him for a while.

Then stretched out a small paw to him.

Yin Wuzhi had known for a long time that this little brat liked to cling to him. He heard from Aunt Chang that he couldn't sleep well even if he couldn't see him.He tilted his face up stinking until—

The ears were pinched.

Yin Wuzhi: "...You, you shake your hands!"

Jiang Wu put all the strength in his body into his hands: "It doesn't stand upright."

"Oh." Yin Wuzhi's ears were red from being pulled, and he stretched out his hand to hit him. Chang Jinwen quickly put him down, avoiding Yin's mother's scrutiny, and raised his chin: "Autistic children will be like this with their peers." Is the kid kidding me?"

Jiang Wu pulled his ear once, exhausted, Yin Wuzhi hopped beside the nanny to reach his feet, but in the end he only pulled out a shoe with Doraemon's head on it, and he said viciously: "You have to come down, see if I don't beat you!"

Jiang Wu didn't bother to talk to him.

He is regretting it now, regretting that he shouldn't make random promises just to make Yin Wuzhi happy.Why, if there is a third life, I hope I can still carry the memory with me, and love Empress Yin well.

Yin Wuzhi's reaction at that time was: flattered.

"Your Majesty really?"

"If you don't think I don't respect you..."

"No." Yin Wuzhi said without hesitation: "You take the initiative to treat me well, I wish for it."

Before this even started, he already felt hopeless.

Yin Wuzhi has no memory of his previous life, he acts like a real kid in Zhongzhong, and he doesn't know how long it will take for him to fall in love with him, and take whatever he wants from him like he did in his previous life.

... But what he regrets the most is that he promised Yin Wuzhi his next life.

I knew that he and Yin Wuzhi could continue the cause and effect of the first life, cross the sea of ​​water and become immortals.What kind of person do you come to the mortal world?

What a shame.

In this life, he and Yin Wuzhi were born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but maybe because Jiang Wu was lazy, he crawled a little slower, and was born half an hour later than Yin Wuzhi. Of course, Jiang Wu saw that little fart. After having a child, he would not admit it.

That's all.When Jiang Wu was taken away by the nanny, he thought sadly that his life is only a few decades, and it is only a moment to be happy for a while.As for the matter of promising him to love him well, or else, let's make up for it after ascending to immortality.

Perhaps because of the unfinished kinship, he became the child of Empress Dowager Wen in this life, while Yin Wuzhi's mother was still Princess Dingnan. best friend.

The Jiang and Yin families are family friends, which greatly facilitates Yin Wuzhi's chance to meet him.

So that night, when Jiang Wu was slumped on the sofa watching cartoons, Yin Wuzhi ran towards him.

The little boy sat down next to him, and stretched out his hand to viciously pull his ears.

Jiang Wu was directly dragged down by him.

Yin Wuzhi: "Get up!"

Among other things, Yin Wuzhichang was really good-looking when he was a child, as pretty as a girl, although his temper was indeed too hot.

"Get up." Yin Wuzhi pushed him again, Jiang Wu continued to slump on him, Yin Wuzhi seemed to be still upset, and pulled his ears again.

The child's ears are thin and tender, and it hurts to pull them.

Jiang Wu was torn between crying and not crying.

If you cry, you should be very tired, but if you don't cry, it will be very painful.

In the end, he made a compromise and put on an expression that wanted to cry or not.

The three-year-old Yin Wuzhi had never seen the world, and when he realized that his tears were still in his eyes, he subconsciously withdrew his hand.

"You, I didn't cry when you grabbed me." He anxiously looked at the talking and laughing adults, and then looked down at his head on his lap. Jiang Wu said mournfully, "Yin Wuzhi ,bad."

"Who, who is broken."

At this time, Chang Jinwen brought them fruits and snacks, and Yin Wuzhi reflexively covered Jiang Wu's red ears, bowed his head guiltily and said, "Thank you, auntie."

Chang Jinwen felt relieved of him, sat on the side and said, "I told your mother just now, let's pick another better kindergarten, and you will stay with Ah Wu, okay?"

Of course Yin Wuzhi didn't want to be with Jiang Wu.

This guy is stupid, he still staggers when he walks, he can't eat many things, and he can't speak clearly, maybe he will become stupid when he is with him.

He felt Jiang Wu's hot ears in his palm, and in order to quickly send Chang Jinwen away, he obediently said, "Okay."

"Good boy." Chang Jinwen patted his head and said, "You are older than Ah Wu, so take good care of him."

Mentioning that he was older than Jiang Wu, Yin Wuzhi's desire to win came up, he nodded and said, "Yeah!"

As soon as Chang Jinwen left, Yin Wuzhi let go of Jiang Wu's ear, and said solemnly, "I'm older than you, so you should call me brother."

"Tick."

Yin Wuzhi frowned and said, "Brother."

"Pick and pick."

"elder brother."

"Dog hook."

Yin Wuzhi: "..."

He said helplessly: "You are so stupid."

Jiang Wu: "."

He took a box of chocolates from the table, and quickly tore them open with his teeth. Some shards fell on Jiang Wu's mouth. He licked his lips, and the chocolate shards melted sweetly on the tip of his tongue.

Yin Wuzhi took a big mouthful of chocolate, looked down at him, and said, "Do you want to eat?"

"Ah."

Yin Wuzhi took a new one and handed it to him, saying, "Tear it yourself."

Jiang Wu: "."

Yin Wuzhi actually let him tear the chocolate by himself.

Jiang Wu felt very sad.

He doesn't love him anymore.

At this moment, Jiang Wu felt that he was really broken in love.

At night, Father Jiang sat on his bedside and read storybooks to him.

Jiang Wu listened to the story of the little dinosaur having to be separated from the big one, and thought of Yin Wuzhi ruthlessly throwing the unopened chocolate in his hand, and fell asleep very sadly.

Although the three-year-old little Jiang Wu experienced the pain of falling out of love, which adults cannot bear, he still had to continue his life. Not long after, he was sent to a kindergarten full of children.

Then, he experienced a heavy blow from his ex-boyfriend.

Kindergarten should play handkerchief.

If you can't catch it, you have to show your talent.

Yin Wuzhi deliberately left the handkerchief behind him.

Jiang Wu: "."

It is impossible to perform talent, at most it is to recite a poem, this is the biggest concession Jiang Wu can give.

He recited a song of laurel.

The teachers were stunned.

Although his articulation is not very clear, several teachers have never heard the poems he recited!

Yin Wuzhi was also stunned.

He didn't expect Jiang Wu, a little idiot, to become a genius because of throwing a handkerchief.

In the afternoon, when the two children went home in the same car, Yin Wuzhi squeezed beside him, looked him up and down, and said, "How can you recite poems?"

Jiang Wu was deeply hurt and didn't want to talk to him at all.

Yin Wuzhi took out a big white rabbit toffee from his schoolbag and handed it to him.

Jiang Wu still ignored him.

"I'll open it for you." Yin Wuzhi thoughtfully peeled off the candy skin, brought it to his mouth, and said, "You eat."

The toffee was too big, and his mouth would have to open wide if he swallowed it in one gulp. Tired, Jiang Wu stretched out his tongue and licked it.

Yin Wuzhi said: "You eat up."

Jiang Wu looked at him silently.

Yin Wuzhi said: "Who will eat what you licked?"

Jiang Wu: "."

Yin Wuzhi was so cruel, he actually said he would not eat the things he licked.

Jiang Wu ignored him and stopped eating the candy he fed.

Xiao Yin Wuzhi frowned, it's okay to throw it away for a while, and it's okay not to throw it away, so he had to wrap it in the candy skin again, put it in his hand and said, "Then eat it when you want to eat it."

Perhaps because the teacher praised Jiang Wu as a young genius, Yin Wuzhi began to work hard in order to compare him.

When Jiang Wu was paralyzed in kindergarten, he was writing and drawing.When Jiang Wu was paralyzed at home, he was reciting poems.When Jiang Wu was paralyzed in the countryside by his parents, he enrolled in a children's martial arts class.

Within a few years, the sighing voices of his parents echoed in Jiang Wu's ears: "Look at that child from the Yin family, how outstanding and hardworking he is, Jiang Wu, you have to pull yourself together."

Jiang Wu: "."

He already wanted to open a membership to go straight to the ending: go to hell.

He wandered back to his room slowly and opened his notebook.

Another note from Yin Wuzhi: roll me.

By the time of junior high school, they can already go to school by themselves.Although Jiang Wu is still used to being picked up by the car, he yawned and swayed into the classroom, and slumped directly on the table.

After more than ten years of life as a man, he deeply realized how difficult it is for modern people. They are much more tired than ancient emperors.At least Jiang Wu could sleep until the sun was up in ancient times, but now he has to get up early every day to go to class.

... Yin Wuzhi hasn't dressed him yet.

When he was thinking this way, he just raised his eyes and saw Yin Wuzhi walking in with his schoolbag on his back.

His hair was cut short, he was tall, and he looked neat and tidy.

Jiang Wu: "."

Yin Wuzhi glanced at him, sat down beside him, frowned and said, "Didn't sleep well?"

"."

"I think you can only be energetic when you are on vacation." Yin Wuzhi took out milk from his schoolbag and handed it to him, saying: "Here, I will not pick you up when I call you. Your mother asked me to bring it for you. Breakfast is It's not that I haven't eaten yet."

Jiang Wu: "."

Yin Wuzhi glared at him, reached out and inserted the straw in, placed it in front of him again, and said, "It's still hot, drink it quickly."

"what--"

"Drink it yourself."

Jiang Wu closed his mouth.

After all, Yin Wuzhi flipped through the book with one hand, picked up the bottle and fed it to him with the other: "Drink quickly, the teacher will come later."

Jiang Wu took a breath and said, "It's hot."

Yin Wuzhi said without looking up: "Take off the straw and unseal it, it will cool down faster."

Jiang Wu: "."

The ex-boyfriend is getting more and more over the top.

Actually let him tear the bottle seal by himself.

Does he know how tiring it is to do that?

Jiang Wu decided not to drink.

Yin Wuzhi took it directly, pulled out the straw, and tore off the seal.

Jiang Wugang was about to open his mouth.

Yin Wuzhi raised his head directly, and Gululu poured down the rest of the milk.

Lick your lips.

He raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm used to you."

"."

It has been ten years, and he should have gotten used to it. Empress Yin is no longer Empress Yin.

Sad, hard to suppress.