Ferocious dragon, raising cubs online
Chapter 80 Xiao Ming's Policy
【? ? ? ? 】
[This poor ghost has been offended! 】
[One of Xixi's suitors, please come inside! 】
【Let's just say...you can do whatever you want if you have money】
César didn't expect Ming Yunjie to show up again, so he leaned closer to the screen: "Stop making trouble, you... you all, give me peace of mind."
He deliberately lowered his voice, opened his clear eyes wide, trying to make himself look more intimidating... However, this little threat is no different from acting like a baby in front of Ming Yunjie. He looked at César The low-pitched threat is like watching Brightpaw the pet cat.
But he obediently typed a sentence: [Okay, stop making trouble]
Seeing his agreement, César breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly smelled a pungent burnt smell, César subconsciously looked at the source of the smell... only to see that the inside of his pot was scorched black, and the ingredients had been completely carbonized , It was pitch black, César still didn't give up, and used a spatula to shovel the omelette in the pan... It couldn't be shoveled at all, it was really burnt.
The frequency of overturning is as high as that of César, who can't help being stunned: "..."
Can this also be flipped?
The truth is off the charts.
The audience began to gloat, which was an old tradition in Cesar's studio.
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha or】
【Xixi was dazzled by the sudden confession! 】
[Just now when Xixi was looking at the screen with a red face, I saw that the egg was starting to burn, but unfortunately I didn’t see the comment I reminded (Yun Bei)]
【If I remember correctly, Sisi said these are the last two eggs】
[Laughing to death, so today is really overturned?The kind that will never be able to make it through]
César was still vigorously shoveling his pan, scooping up the charred objects inside and pouring them into the trash can.
A few minutes later, he threw the frying pan into the dishwasher, picked up the bamboo basket placed on the entry cabinet in the entrance, and wrote "I don't accept my fate" all over his face: "It's nothing if there are no eggs, and nothing if there are no supermarkets around! I'll go out and pick one up!"
【? ? ? 】
[Could it be that this is the legendary opening with a bamboo basket, and the leveling up depends on picking up trash? 】
[Hahahahaha, let's say that Xixi should move, because there is no place to buy eggs, which is too hard]
[I always feel that it will not go well, and I have already started laughing]
César disagreed: "I can still overcome this difficulty, and I used to come out to pick up eggs, so I know where it is easy to pick up eggs."
He said that he changed his shoes confidently, picked up his small bamboo basket and went out, and he didn’t forget to bring the terminal to shoot the winter forest for the audience. It hasn’t snowed in Desolate Star in recent days, although it is The temperature is not too low in winter, so Cecil only wore a white sweater, a khaki trench coat, black tights and a pair of Martin boots of the same color on his lower body. His outfit was made by Jiang Chacha's stylist. Every single item is a little careful, and it seems that César, who has a high score and good looks, is even more handsome.
【Ah, Xixi looks so good!Clothing has improved recently]
【prprprpr】
[Benyan dog came uninvited]
[If you don't understand, ask, is this a little idol who hasn't debuted in any company?Don’t ask me why I didn’t debut, because this condition will definitely explode as soon as I debut]
César heard them boasting exaggeratedly about their looks, and couldn't help laughing: "It's not that exaggerated. My friend asked someone to make the clothes for me. All the old clothes have been soaked in sewage and I can't wear them."
"Introduce my friends? It's not convenient for them to appear on camera, so let's forget about it." César refused.
He walked in the forest covered with dead branches and fallen leaves, and every step he took, the withered and crisp leaves creaked and creaked.The verdant forest in summer has now put on new clothes, and the eyes are layered with yellow, which is the color of withered leaves.
César pointed to a low-lying place not far away, and said to everyone: "Generally speaking, the most likely place for eggs to appear is the low bushes over there, where pheasants can easily hide in them, and they will choose to lay their eggs in A hidden place, so I often go there to touch eggs."
[Stealing chicken anchor, reported, no explanation]
[Chicken: I said why my egg is gone, so it was you who made it! 】
[I often go to... grab the bamboo shoots, can't I leave some eggs for the chickens! 】
【Chicken: I may not be a human, but you are a real dog】
A few minutes later, César stood in front of the bushes where the leaves had fallen off and left only solitary branches, put the terminal aside, and started looking for eggs by himself.
Perhaps because of the cold weather, he searched around and didn't see any eggs. The bushes were bare, like a programmer's head.
Suddenly, César's eyes were sharp, and he landed on a certain place in the bushes that was reflecting light. He stretched out his hand and brushed away the fallen leaves covering the surface of the reflective object, revealing the three eggs inside.
One of them was still warm, and it was most likely an egg just laid by a hen, which was very fresh.
César leaned into the bushes, took out all three eggs, and showed them to the camera: "Let me just say, there must be eggs here, and there is a hot one inside, maybe the chicken Mom isn't far away yet."
As soon as César finished speaking, he heard the sound of fallen leaves being trampled not far away. He turned his head and saw a hen with bristling hair, which seemed to weigh more than a dozen catties, and was on its way. He sprinted towards him with all his strength, "Hehehe!"
The hen came aggressively, obviously seeing César take out her own eggs to ask the teacher for a crime.
It stands to reason that César's deterrence as a dragon can scare any creature in the forest, but the hen is obviously on top, and ran towards César without flinching.
César: "...how do I feel, it's going to peck me."
The next moment, several pheasants poked their heads out amidst the angry cries of the mother hen, surrounded César, and attacked César with their sharp beaks.
César hurriedly picked up the terminal and led his audience to run wildly.
A few minutes later, César returned to the cave in a state of embarrassment, with a chicken feather sticking out of his head.
He... a majestic dragon, and now he was chased by chickens and ran half of the forest!
It's like losing the dragon's face.
If it wasn't for the live broadcast, he would definitely become a prototype and compete with those chickens!
César tidied up his hair in front of the camera, plucked the chicken feathers on it, and tried to restore decency: "We have eggs, we can start doing egg hug pigs again."
【Why don't you just wait... I haven't recovered from the fleeing perspective just now! 】
[The escape perspective can be said to be very accurate. The way Xixi ran wildly just now was really funny and pitiful]
【Hahahahahaha, I can no longer look directly at Xixi's eggs! 】
【Every time Er Er eats an egg, a Sisi will be chased by chickens】
[Although Xixi tried to pretend that nothing happened, I have already recorded the screen! 】
[I just found out today that Xixi has the talent to be a long-distance runner! 】
【Let me translate the words upstairs: Xixi runs so fast】
César showed a half-smile smile: "I will turn my face against anyone who mentions this again, I am very fierce!"
【Okay, okay, stop talking】
César nodded in satisfaction. After washing the eggs and hands, he started making again. Perhaps because the eggs were very fresh this time, the egg yolk and egg white were separated smoothly, which was a blessing in disguise.
He also learned from the previous experience. He did not look at the camera while frying the eggs. Instead, he poured out the golden omelette studded with pink meat and put it on the chopping board before restarting the explanation: "Again! Cut the Egg Pork into small pieces of suitable size to ensure that there is meat on each piece of omelette.”
As César said, he cut the omelette with a knife and placed it on a white porcelain plate.
He carried Xi Er Er, who was sleeping soundly in the room, and said, "There is nothing else to show today, let Er Er show your talents to everyone."
As he said, he picked up a piece of egg with his chopsticks to hug the pig, and held it in front of the nose of the sleeping Xi Erer.
A few seconds later, César moved the egg away to hug the pig, and Xier Er moved forward subconsciously, as if he was completely dominated by food.
Sensing the smell of food getting farther and farther away from him, Xierer screamed and opened his eyes: "Nest!"
Her eyes quickly turned around in the room, and soon fell on the food in César's hand, which immediately became a stand of faith. She stood up from the crib with two fat and short arms, and took a bite. He took the food that César took some distance away from her into his mouth, and then showed a satisfied expression and began to enjoy the food.
[Good guy!If you don't support the wall, you will be subdued! 】】
[Look at Er Er, how hard he worked to get his stuttering! 】
【Medical miracle (.)】
[two two yyds]
Xi Er Er ate the egg pig like a wind and the cloud, and even had a lot to say. Although it was only a small one, it had the largest appetite among the cubs raised by César.
"Today's food is really not necessary to modify the homework, and the handicapped party can also make it look good, so today's homework modification link will be cancelled," Sizer said, and asked: "It seems that the permission to enter the group has not been opened for a long time? I Let's see how many new fan groups can be opened now, and let's open all the permissions together."
César queried the system and found that he could now create five thousand people, so he opened a new group.
He now has 500 million fans, and the group is full of 5000 people in an instant.
The audience who were slow and didn't have time to join the group scolded the people who joined the group for not practicing martial arts, and actually used this kind of hand speed that only single dogs can have.
For a while, the comment area was very lively.
Meanwhile, in a poor village on a remote planet of the Empire.
Dozens of ashen-faced parents wearing shabby clothes and cubs in their arms stared straight at the live broadcast that was being projected on the big screen.
Seeing the chubby Xi Erer cook the meal at such a fast speed in the live broadcast room, the parents all showed envious expressions, not because they were also hungry, but because they envied that Xi Erer could eat without any worries. Any food... unlike your own cubs, there is no other choice.
You know, in their poor place, the most common food is porridge and steamed buns, as well as some seasonal wild vegetables, and the eggs and meat in the live broadcast are rare foods only during the New Year.
The village chief received the notice from above and organized the villagers to watch the live broadcast of baby-raising together. It's even better if your own cubs eat it.
But they fell silent when they saw the cubs on camera eating what they would eat no more than once or twice a year.
They... can't afford food like this.
Just as the villagers were all ashamed and the light in their eyes dimmed, the village chief suddenly said, "Everyone line up and distribute things!"
"Send what?"
"Is there anything else to post after watching the live broadcast?" The villagers looked surprised.
"What is it? Show me?"
The village head said: "This is a new policy issued by His Majesty the Emperor. All poor families with cubs can come to me to receive a cub food, which includes eggs, pork and other food. It is distributed every three days. The ingredients are For the ingredients in the live broadcast room, everyone can cook them at home and feed them to the cubs."
"There is such a good thing!"
"That means my cubs will have meat to eat in the future?!"
"Great, great..." The villagers who could no longer bear the burden of raising the cubs kept murmuring.
God knows how difficult it is for a poor family like theirs to raise a cub. Those rich people on a rich planet can't raise a cub, let alone them!
But now that His Majesty is sending out food and tutorials, they can't help but rekindle their hopes!
Their cubs will definitely survive!
The author has something to say:
If you want the empire to build well, you must do a good job in poverty alleviation
[This poor ghost has been offended! 】
[One of Xixi's suitors, please come inside! 】
【Let's just say...you can do whatever you want if you have money】
César didn't expect Ming Yunjie to show up again, so he leaned closer to the screen: "Stop making trouble, you... you all, give me peace of mind."
He deliberately lowered his voice, opened his clear eyes wide, trying to make himself look more intimidating... However, this little threat is no different from acting like a baby in front of Ming Yunjie. He looked at César The low-pitched threat is like watching Brightpaw the pet cat.
But he obediently typed a sentence: [Okay, stop making trouble]
Seeing his agreement, César breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly smelled a pungent burnt smell, César subconsciously looked at the source of the smell... only to see that the inside of his pot was scorched black, and the ingredients had been completely carbonized , It was pitch black, César still didn't give up, and used a spatula to shovel the omelette in the pan... It couldn't be shoveled at all, it was really burnt.
The frequency of overturning is as high as that of César, who can't help being stunned: "..."
Can this also be flipped?
The truth is off the charts.
The audience began to gloat, which was an old tradition in Cesar's studio.
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha or】
【Xixi was dazzled by the sudden confession! 】
[Just now when Xixi was looking at the screen with a red face, I saw that the egg was starting to burn, but unfortunately I didn’t see the comment I reminded (Yun Bei)]
【If I remember correctly, Sisi said these are the last two eggs】
[Laughing to death, so today is really overturned?The kind that will never be able to make it through]
César was still vigorously shoveling his pan, scooping up the charred objects inside and pouring them into the trash can.
A few minutes later, he threw the frying pan into the dishwasher, picked up the bamboo basket placed on the entry cabinet in the entrance, and wrote "I don't accept my fate" all over his face: "It's nothing if there are no eggs, and nothing if there are no supermarkets around! I'll go out and pick one up!"
【? ? ? 】
[Could it be that this is the legendary opening with a bamboo basket, and the leveling up depends on picking up trash? 】
[Hahahahaha, let's say that Xixi should move, because there is no place to buy eggs, which is too hard]
[I always feel that it will not go well, and I have already started laughing]
César disagreed: "I can still overcome this difficulty, and I used to come out to pick up eggs, so I know where it is easy to pick up eggs."
He said that he changed his shoes confidently, picked up his small bamboo basket and went out, and he didn’t forget to bring the terminal to shoot the winter forest for the audience. It hasn’t snowed in Desolate Star in recent days, although it is The temperature is not too low in winter, so Cecil only wore a white sweater, a khaki trench coat, black tights and a pair of Martin boots of the same color on his lower body. His outfit was made by Jiang Chacha's stylist. Every single item is a little careful, and it seems that César, who has a high score and good looks, is even more handsome.
【Ah, Xixi looks so good!Clothing has improved recently]
【prprprpr】
[Benyan dog came uninvited]
[If you don't understand, ask, is this a little idol who hasn't debuted in any company?Don’t ask me why I didn’t debut, because this condition will definitely explode as soon as I debut]
César heard them boasting exaggeratedly about their looks, and couldn't help laughing: "It's not that exaggerated. My friend asked someone to make the clothes for me. All the old clothes have been soaked in sewage and I can't wear them."
"Introduce my friends? It's not convenient for them to appear on camera, so let's forget about it." César refused.
He walked in the forest covered with dead branches and fallen leaves, and every step he took, the withered and crisp leaves creaked and creaked.The verdant forest in summer has now put on new clothes, and the eyes are layered with yellow, which is the color of withered leaves.
César pointed to a low-lying place not far away, and said to everyone: "Generally speaking, the most likely place for eggs to appear is the low bushes over there, where pheasants can easily hide in them, and they will choose to lay their eggs in A hidden place, so I often go there to touch eggs."
[Stealing chicken anchor, reported, no explanation]
[Chicken: I said why my egg is gone, so it was you who made it! 】
[I often go to... grab the bamboo shoots, can't I leave some eggs for the chickens! 】
【Chicken: I may not be a human, but you are a real dog】
A few minutes later, César stood in front of the bushes where the leaves had fallen off and left only solitary branches, put the terminal aside, and started looking for eggs by himself.
Perhaps because of the cold weather, he searched around and didn't see any eggs. The bushes were bare, like a programmer's head.
Suddenly, César's eyes were sharp, and he landed on a certain place in the bushes that was reflecting light. He stretched out his hand and brushed away the fallen leaves covering the surface of the reflective object, revealing the three eggs inside.
One of them was still warm, and it was most likely an egg just laid by a hen, which was very fresh.
César leaned into the bushes, took out all three eggs, and showed them to the camera: "Let me just say, there must be eggs here, and there is a hot one inside, maybe the chicken Mom isn't far away yet."
As soon as César finished speaking, he heard the sound of fallen leaves being trampled not far away. He turned his head and saw a hen with bristling hair, which seemed to weigh more than a dozen catties, and was on its way. He sprinted towards him with all his strength, "Hehehe!"
The hen came aggressively, obviously seeing César take out her own eggs to ask the teacher for a crime.
It stands to reason that César's deterrence as a dragon can scare any creature in the forest, but the hen is obviously on top, and ran towards César without flinching.
César: "...how do I feel, it's going to peck me."
The next moment, several pheasants poked their heads out amidst the angry cries of the mother hen, surrounded César, and attacked César with their sharp beaks.
César hurriedly picked up the terminal and led his audience to run wildly.
A few minutes later, César returned to the cave in a state of embarrassment, with a chicken feather sticking out of his head.
He... a majestic dragon, and now he was chased by chickens and ran half of the forest!
It's like losing the dragon's face.
If it wasn't for the live broadcast, he would definitely become a prototype and compete with those chickens!
César tidied up his hair in front of the camera, plucked the chicken feathers on it, and tried to restore decency: "We have eggs, we can start doing egg hug pigs again."
【Why don't you just wait... I haven't recovered from the fleeing perspective just now! 】
[The escape perspective can be said to be very accurate. The way Xixi ran wildly just now was really funny and pitiful]
【Hahahahahaha, I can no longer look directly at Xixi's eggs! 】
【Every time Er Er eats an egg, a Sisi will be chased by chickens】
[Although Xixi tried to pretend that nothing happened, I have already recorded the screen! 】
[I just found out today that Xixi has the talent to be a long-distance runner! 】
【Let me translate the words upstairs: Xixi runs so fast】
César showed a half-smile smile: "I will turn my face against anyone who mentions this again, I am very fierce!"
【Okay, okay, stop talking】
César nodded in satisfaction. After washing the eggs and hands, he started making again. Perhaps because the eggs were very fresh this time, the egg yolk and egg white were separated smoothly, which was a blessing in disguise.
He also learned from the previous experience. He did not look at the camera while frying the eggs. Instead, he poured out the golden omelette studded with pink meat and put it on the chopping board before restarting the explanation: "Again! Cut the Egg Pork into small pieces of suitable size to ensure that there is meat on each piece of omelette.”
As César said, he cut the omelette with a knife and placed it on a white porcelain plate.
He carried Xi Er Er, who was sleeping soundly in the room, and said, "There is nothing else to show today, let Er Er show your talents to everyone."
As he said, he picked up a piece of egg with his chopsticks to hug the pig, and held it in front of the nose of the sleeping Xi Erer.
A few seconds later, César moved the egg away to hug the pig, and Xier Er moved forward subconsciously, as if he was completely dominated by food.
Sensing the smell of food getting farther and farther away from him, Xierer screamed and opened his eyes: "Nest!"
Her eyes quickly turned around in the room, and soon fell on the food in César's hand, which immediately became a stand of faith. She stood up from the crib with two fat and short arms, and took a bite. He took the food that César took some distance away from her into his mouth, and then showed a satisfied expression and began to enjoy the food.
[Good guy!If you don't support the wall, you will be subdued! 】】
[Look at Er Er, how hard he worked to get his stuttering! 】
【Medical miracle (.)】
[two two yyds]
Xi Er Er ate the egg pig like a wind and the cloud, and even had a lot to say. Although it was only a small one, it had the largest appetite among the cubs raised by César.
"Today's food is really not necessary to modify the homework, and the handicapped party can also make it look good, so today's homework modification link will be cancelled," Sizer said, and asked: "It seems that the permission to enter the group has not been opened for a long time? I Let's see how many new fan groups can be opened now, and let's open all the permissions together."
César queried the system and found that he could now create five thousand people, so he opened a new group.
He now has 500 million fans, and the group is full of 5000 people in an instant.
The audience who were slow and didn't have time to join the group scolded the people who joined the group for not practicing martial arts, and actually used this kind of hand speed that only single dogs can have.
For a while, the comment area was very lively.
Meanwhile, in a poor village on a remote planet of the Empire.
Dozens of ashen-faced parents wearing shabby clothes and cubs in their arms stared straight at the live broadcast that was being projected on the big screen.
Seeing the chubby Xi Erer cook the meal at such a fast speed in the live broadcast room, the parents all showed envious expressions, not because they were also hungry, but because they envied that Xi Erer could eat without any worries. Any food... unlike your own cubs, there is no other choice.
You know, in their poor place, the most common food is porridge and steamed buns, as well as some seasonal wild vegetables, and the eggs and meat in the live broadcast are rare foods only during the New Year.
The village chief received the notice from above and organized the villagers to watch the live broadcast of baby-raising together. It's even better if your own cubs eat it.
But they fell silent when they saw the cubs on camera eating what they would eat no more than once or twice a year.
They... can't afford food like this.
Just as the villagers were all ashamed and the light in their eyes dimmed, the village chief suddenly said, "Everyone line up and distribute things!"
"Send what?"
"Is there anything else to post after watching the live broadcast?" The villagers looked surprised.
"What is it? Show me?"
The village head said: "This is a new policy issued by His Majesty the Emperor. All poor families with cubs can come to me to receive a cub food, which includes eggs, pork and other food. It is distributed every three days. The ingredients are For the ingredients in the live broadcast room, everyone can cook them at home and feed them to the cubs."
"There is such a good thing!"
"That means my cubs will have meat to eat in the future?!"
"Great, great..." The villagers who could no longer bear the burden of raising the cubs kept murmuring.
God knows how difficult it is for a poor family like theirs to raise a cub. Those rich people on a rich planet can't raise a cub, let alone them!
But now that His Majesty is sending out food and tutorials, they can't help but rekindle their hopes!
Their cubs will definitely survive!
The author has something to say:
If you want the empire to build well, you must do a good job in poverty alleviation
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