Marry a crippled major general

Soon He Ziyu discovered the problem. This time they challenged a relatively low-difficulty raid, even if they brought a few more novices, it would not be a problem at all.It's just that after the dungeon challenge, a female whirling soul named Ming Huang Xiangjian came forward and frowned and said to him, "Boss, why didn't you revive us just now?"

The words are polite, but the eyes are not very friendly.He Ziyu raised his eyebrows: "Your damage is too low, and Yunmeng's resurrection skill has a long cooling time, so it must be used on the right person."

The man grumbled and curled his lips, but didn't speak again.However, when distributing the spoils later, He Ziyu was surprised: Changfeng actually adopted the method of turning points.In the past, in order to ensure the rapid prototyping of newcomers, even if veterans encountered equipment suitable for their profession, they would generally give it up to newcomers.But correspondingly, some reinforcement materials have to be given to high-level bosses.This is a distribution method where everyone gets what they need, and no one has any opinions.Why did you suddenly switch to turning points?

Turning the point is turning the point, but those few newbies can't get the equipment and refuse to give up the materials that are useful after the high level in their hands. The nose is not the nose and the eyes are not the eyes.The inside and outside of the words turned out to be harsh, which made people hear very harshly.

Finally, the orangutans on the side couldn't bear the yin and yang strangeness of those newcomers, and the irritable elder sister directly took revenge on the bright yellow and white, hacked her to death and said coldly to Chang Feng next to her: "I won't play with you anymore!" , Changfeng, just continue to be blind!"

After finishing speaking, he logged off the line neatly.

When such an incident happened, everyone's faces were a little bit ugly, and Xiaojuzi went offline immediately after saying hello to He Ziyu, for fear that the flames of war would burn on him.Ye Liangru Shui seemed to be frightened, Xiao Niao hid behind Chang Feng in a resigned manner.

He Ziyu glanced at Chang Feng with a dark face, pursed his lips, and left the team without saying anything.

But things were far more than that. It was rare for He Ziyu to have no class the next day. When he logged in during the day, he saw Xiaojuzi wiping tears and being protected by the mobilized crowd.Opposite the two of them...they are Yeliangrushui again.

He Ziyu frowned: "What's wrong?"

Xiaojuzi said aggrievedly: "They said that I like the leader of the gang, and even said that I am a mistress..."

"...Where's Changfeng?" He Ziyu turned to ask the mobilized crowd.

"He has something to do today, so he can't come." The mobilizing crowd was obviously suppressing their anger, and he glanced at the three arrogant people opposite him and Ye Liangrushui who was protected by the three people behind him.He turned his head and comforted Xiao Juzi in a low voice, for fear that she would cry again.

"Isn't she just Xiaosan!" Ming Huang Xiangjian was killed by the orangutan once, and he seemed to have no memory at all, still raised his neck and said loudly, "Our Ye Liang's generosity does not mean that she can get close to the gang leader casually! Ye Liang Liang is planning to get engaged to our leader!"

The corner of He Ziyu's mouth twitched, feeling that there was a hole in her head, she pulled up the little orange and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to withdraw from the gang."

Little Orange looked around reluctantly: "But I've been here for half a year, and I've been here since the game was launched..."

Orangutans and baboons which one is not?He Ziyu pursed his lips: "Leave the gang, it's not that I don't want to stop playing. The big deal is to go to the orangutan baboon and the others. I heard that they want to form a new gang recently."

"But let's go quickly, you can take up all the resources just because you are familiar with our leader, and you are not ashamed?!" A female Wu Dang named Meng Xing Sansheng sarcastically said.

Yeliang Rushui, who was protected by them, looked at Xiaojuzi and waved his hands in a panic: "I'm not, I don't want Xiaojuzi to go! It's just that Changfeng and I are getting engaged, I..."

These words were so disgusting, He Ziyu turned his head and glanced up and down at the four people, and said, "You are engaged if you are engaged, and you are not dead. You don't need to make a fuss to let everyone know."

"What did you say?!" Ye Liang Rushui's face turned pale, as if He Ziyu had just said something particularly outrageous.The three girls who firmly supported her stared and asked loudly, "Why do you speak so badly?"

"It's hard to tell if you speak well or not. How can I say it smells good when I'm facing a pile of shit?" He Ziyu turned around and looked quietly at Ye Liang Rushui, her eyes filled with disgust.

"Long Wind Like an Arrow begged us to join the gang, not us licking our faces. You are the ones who are not ashamed. You have been in the gang for less than three days, right? Have you forced away a few veterans?"

He Ziyu turned around and nodded to Xiaojuzi, led them away, and said as they walked, "It's just a game, it's like a cult."

What he said didn't contain a single dirty word, but it was extremely ugly.The night was as cool as water, and the faces of the people turned green.Xiaojuzi and the mobilizing crowd looked at He Ziyu in surprise, they didn't expect that 23, who is usually so gentle and seems to have no temper, could be so harsh.

But it's cool, Little Orange's complexion looks a lot better, but there are still tears in the corners of his eyes, which looks a little funny.

He Ziyu bowed his head and said, "Go, retreat."

"...Mmm!" Little Orange nodded with bright eyes, and after walking a certain distance, she turned her head and said excitedly to He Ziyu, "23jiao, teach me the way you cursed just now."

"... No, this is a dirty word, girls are not allowed to say it."

In just two days, several old people quit the guild, and Chang Feng was a little anxious. He found He Ziyu and asked, "23jiao, where are the little oranges and the masses?"

"They're going offline first." He Ziyu looked at the people blocking him, and got off the escort car.

Chang Feng frowned in distress: "Why do you all want to leave all of a sudden?" Orangutan Baboons and Mobilizing the Masses are the top output combat power in the entire guild. According to people in the guild, they are now 23 cents. This nanny who has just been trained is going to leave...

"Aren't you at the scene of how the orangutan and baboons left?" He Ziyu sighed, feeling that it was too bad to not be able to enjoy a game, "It's just a game, if you quit, you will quit."

"No!" Changfeng shook his head resolutely, looked at He Ziyu anxiously and said, "What about you? Why did you quit the gang?"

"You should ask those three idiots of Ming Huang Xiangjian about this, what's the use of asking me?" He Ziyu finally frowned, "In less than two days, those three people have already put the gang on the line. A group of people have been offended completely."

Chang Feng choked: "They are Ye Liang's friends, I..."

Because they are Ye Liang's friends, so even if they know how disgusting what they say and do, they just turn a blind eye and ignore it?He Ziyu couldn't help but say a few words: "Changfeng, you are too indecisive."

After finishing speaking, he turned over and got into the carriage, ignoring the froze like an arrow.

After walking a few steps, Changfeng suddenly said: "Your equipment has already been formed, even if you give it to Yeliang and the others, it's nothing!"

He Ziyu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and didn't turn his head.

However, Changfeng obviously didn't intend to let him go just like that, he flew in front of He Ziyu with a little effort, and then stopped him: "Are you angry with me?"

"Why am I mad at you?" He Ziyu was confused.

Changfeng thought that He Ziyu was pretending to be stupid, and smiled helplessly: "23jiao, they all said you like me. It's just that I really already have a fiancee, so..."

"Wait, wait!" He Ziyu interrupted him in surprise, "I didn't like you, they said they said so, I thought you didn't take it seriously."

"Changfeng, I'm already married in real life." He Ziyu looked at him with a frown, and felt that he had to make it clear, "I've never liked you, have you misunderstood something?"

Chang Feng murmured: "But they all said..."

What a mess!He Ziyu corrected him righteously: "They were just joking, brother, you really think too much. I wish you a happy wedding and farewell!"

After saying that, He Ziyu went off the assembly line on the spot as if fleeing, and didn't even want the escort.

It's just that even with the attitude of avoiding like a snake and a scorpion like this, something happened in the end.After lunch, the orangutan called and said to him angrily, "23, go and read the interstellar fantasy post!"

He Ziyu couldn't figure it out: "What's wrong?"

"You've been slandered as a mistress, don't you know?!" The orangutan was very anxious, talking very fast, "Go and see, I'll make a post right now to expose those four sluts! What the hell Son!!"

The interstellar fantasy post bar has always been very lively, especially this afternoon.He Ziyu looked at the post bar that was pushed to a popular position: Take a look at that ladyboy account in the gang, meddle in other people's marriages, is there anything else you dare not do? !

He Ziyu finished the whole post in less than 2 minutes. It was about their Mowang Pavilion, but I don’t know why the flames of war were brought to him. It’s true that he is a monster, but he didn’t meddle in other people’s affairs. Marriage?

At the end of the post, I saw: #吧主 also doesn’t want to make things like this, but since some people are shameless, I’ll just expose you.Anyway, people who can disturb other people's marriages are probably very thick-skinned.

I advise some people to admit their mistakes quickly, and don't wait for things to get big before trying to solve them, haha. #

This bar owner is obviously one of the three people who are bright and yellow, and He Ziyu is completely described in his words as a person who picks up a bowl to eat and puts down his chopsticks to scold his mother.What a bitch, if it wasn't for his ID and photo, He Ziyu would never have guessed that the owner was talking about herself.

And the comments in the post bar have already exploded:

#哦失, there is more excitement to watch, and there are still melons from Mowang Pavilion. #

#吧主说I know the person, it seems to be a Yunmeng who is very famous recently, and his cultivation base has already been ranked. #

#Yes, and it only took less than a month, and the operation is also excellent.I once formed a team with her, and in the group book on the top of the snow mountain, almost everyone was full of blood in the end. #

#Haha, isn’t this post scolding others? Why are they boasting hahaha, the Lord should be disappointed. #

……

#No, this ladyboy won’t really get involved in other people’s marriages, right? #

#This is a prosperous white lotus, it's an eye-opener. #

#Is this all true?I have a friend who is in this gang, and I heard from him that this person told others that he was a boy from the very beginning, but he deliberately concealed that he was a transvestite as the Lord said. #

#Is your friend yourself? #

#That's the case, the owner has just joined the gang for two days, and the situation is not clear enough.But what is certain is that this person is meddling in the marriage of our leader, okay? ! #

#吧主头吧? !I'm from the gang, so I guess you're the only one who believes this story, right? !You want to play, okay, I will also post a post, so that others can see your doggy appearance! #

This comment is definitely an orangutan... The corner of He Ziyu's mouth twitched, and he glanced at the comment below.What he didn't expect was that most of the comments in the post bar could be called peaceful, which was almost polite compared to the words he saw last time when he was famous.

He Ziyu clicked on the post that the host had previously disliked, and it was another scene.

#凯一看看看看, online battle, this afternoon is really lively haha! #

#Fucking trough The owner is the orangutan sister! #

#Wow, big sister orangutan, where is your little brother? #

#Give newcomers science, this orangutan elder sister is the top five giants in the Huashan sect. The female orangutan whose ID is soul-hunting, has a husband whose ID is called the deadly male baboon.The two traveled far and wide, and once occupied the first place in the double arena for a month! #

#哦失，I thought it was a trivial matter, but it turned out to provoke this big guy hahaha...#

#The little brother went out to buy meat, I originally wanted to wait for him to come back and the two of us would discuss it with the exposed Yunmeng.But what that bitch said in the post bar was too much, I couldn't stand it, so I just opened a post to tell all the things.What is the white lotus of the prosperous age, let me show you who is the white lotus of the prosperous age! #

#The front row sells beer, beverages, mineral water, melon seeds and peanut instant noodles, please give way. #

#Things are nothing to say, originally Changfeng is our leader, and it’s nothing to bring a newcomer.It's just that the operation is a little bit bad, the voice is a little bit sloppy, let them be a little less active when stepping on the mechanism, and after they die, they blame that little brother Yunmeng for not resurrecting in time. want both.It's nothing, really, nothing. #

#Hahaha, the big sister orangutan is as irritable as ever. #

#吧主 It’s better not to bring personal emotional color, can’t you speak well, yin and yang are weird. #

#...?There are people with brains everywhere, you go to another post to see if that person has any personal emotions. #

#Is this person an interstellar fantasy player?Otherwise, why don’t you know the big sister orangutan, this is a famous steel cannon...#

#Don't worry about that person, I'll continue.As we all know, in order to train newcomers as soon as possible, regular teams will give up some things to Mengxin first.But correspondingly, some reinforcement materials that Mengxin can't use, they have to give up and hand them over to the old man who leads the team.

The wonderful result is that in just two days, Baboon and I, as well as several other members of the gang, followed the gang leader and led them to play no less than [-] dungeons.All, all, randomly, machine, divide, distribute! #

#五五场农场... This must take no less than [-] hours. #

#Surprised or not?Burst or burst?The difference between gangs and wild teams is that gangs can get what they need. If they are randomly assigned, what will gangs do? !The old lady was not happy at that time, okay?But the boss is partial to the fiancée, so I can't say anything.It's not just turning points, nor is it nothing.

The results of it?These people were definitely parasites in their previous lives!It was because they were dissatisfied with the previous distribution system that they had to randomly distribute them, but they couldn’t get their own equipment and said in a weird way, "Oh, you guys have all your equipment formed, just give me this!" "Don't be so stingy, At worst, it’s fine to brush it again.”

Even if I threw that equipment to the idiot Ergou in the village, I won't give it to you either! ! #

#Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……#

#I rely on the post bar on the other side to start changing the content haha, who is going to screenshot the picture first? #

#And I don’t know where a group of trolls have poured in to control the comments, how can I use the set of chasing stars here...#

#I have taken a screenshot, don't worry. #

#Upstairs Niubi! #

#well done.So far, things have only been in an uneven situation.There were complaints in the gang, but many people just thought it was a game and didn't care about anything, so I just pulled the baboon out of the gang with a bad temper.

But soon!These few people made a bunch of moths and came out again!There is a younger sister of the Tang Sect in the guild who recently started playing Star Fantasy again because of her previous job. If she didn’t understand, she just asked the guild leader.Just like that, that group of people still felt that they were very reasonable, that this Tang Sect was seducing their precious leader!You scolded the other party to the point of retiring, you guys are so ruthless! #

#Then this Tangmen will not really think...#

#I am the boyfriend of that Tangmen, don't speculate.No matter how attractive Changfeng is, not everyone can fall in love with him.

Plus, what the orangutan said was completely true. #

#我不晚直吧, mobilize the masses, veteran cadres! #

#妈耶，It’s getting more and more lively... Let’s popularize science again, this person who can see the meaning of a bright future for mankind from his name is the third-ranked leader of the Shaolin sect. #

#HAHAHAHAHA The person on the opposite side is already in a panic, what they say is not in the front of the village or in the back of the shop. #

#Old cadre has a girlfriend, and I'm broken in love. #

#+1. #

#+2. #

……

#You stand here and don't move around, I'll buy some chicken coops. #

#That little brother Yunmeng told everyone clearly from the very beginning that he is a boy, not at all what that bastard said when he was a mistress destroying other people's marriages, they are all married in reality!

In the beginning, some people in the guild felt that Yunmeng and Huashan were an unexpected match, and the little brother had a very calm personality. He often discussed with Changfeng about the dungeon countermeasures, so it was just a joke!Changfeng also often discusses with the mobilized masses, so why don't you say that the two of them are gay? !It's clear that seeing people's quietness makes them feel that others are soft persimmons that can be pinched casually, and it's useless to say so many high-sounding words?

The little brother didn't care much after he knew the joke in the gang. Who knew that my baboons took it seriously and asked about it. The little brother made it clear that he didn't have that kind of meaning for Changfeng. #

#Hey, the orangutan sister is actually talking about Lalangpei, which is a tradition of our interstellar fantasy.Almost every time a fashion is released, the cp of each sect will be reorganized.Is this kind of joke really too sensitive...#

#Things are probably like this, very simple, no big deal at all.Brother Yunmeng died innocently, okay?As a result, people will be exposed by you on the post bar. I really don't know how your brain developed.

Do you think that everyone has a crush on your fiancé?Putting on the look of "I'm so weak, brother" all day long, who can't understand that they are all human beings!And those three follower, she got married, not the three of you!It's really good sisters advancing and retreating together, vomit. #

……

He Ziyu finished reading the post sent by the orangutan in one breath, only feeling hearty and hearty.Before, he always thought that he had a good mouth, but he didn't expect that the orangutan was the master.Thinking of this, He Ziyu turned around and called the orangutan, but a bright male voice answered the phone: "Hello? Is it 23 Jiao?"

"baboon?"

"Well, my wife is busy with Yeliangrushui and the others on the Internet, so I don't have time to answer your call." The baboon seemed to have walked into the kitchen, and there was the sound of boiling oil from the surroundings, "Well, look at that post No? My wife is eloquent, right?"

He Ziyu smiled and said, "It's amazing, I just want to thank her."

"Just thank her but don't thank me? I was also making suggestions, okay?" The baboon joked, and then said, "It's okay, my wife can't tolerate sand in her eyes, what those people did is considered It completely pissed her off. Seeing the road is rough, draw your sword to help!"

Having said that, He Ziyu still insisted: "I remember that you will come to the Imperial Capital Star to play in a few days, why don't I treat you to a meal?"

The baboon readily agreed, and before he could speak, he heard a roar from the side: "I won't spray you to death!"

"...Okay, shall we contact you later?"

"Well, bye."

This matter, as the orangutan said, is not a big deal at all.It just happened that Ye Liangru Shui and the others stabbed them out to make things worse, and He Ziyu happily watched them suffer.Seeing that there were always people in the post bar saying why the person involved hadn't come forward, they simply explained it in Gorilla Li's post, and then left the matter behind.

"Ah Liang, I really didn't expect things to turn out like this, I..." On the other side, a girl who looked less than 20 years old was looking at the beautiful girl in front of her anxiously, explaining at a loss, "At first, I just thought that the ladyboy was talking too much, and I was so angry that I made a post. Who knew that this group of people were standing next to that ladyboy..."

Ye Liang looked at the words in the post scolding her for being stupid and standing up, and was so angry that she almost couldn't maintain her gentle image.You are simply an idiot, you can mess up everything you do!I hinted at letting her expose 23 corners, but she never expected that the method she used would be so rude, and she would find a loophole just by looking at it...

Even though he was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother, Ye Liang still smiled gently, and pulled his friend to sit down: "What are you talking about? I know you are doing it for my own good, but no matter what, you can't expose others."

The girl felt very guilty: "Then what should we do now?"

"...Let's do this," Ye Liang thought for a while, "Go to the forum to apologize now, and I'll go and talk about it together."

The girl was a little reluctant, she curled her lips and said, "I don't want to..."

"Okay, stop losing your temper." Ye Liang patted the girl's head, not knowing that she really wanted to break this idiot's head, "Let's go together."

"……kindness."

The matter came to an end with such highs and lows. To He Ziyu's expectation, Ming Huang Xiangjian took the initiative to expose himself, and then apologized sincerely.At the same time, Yeliang Rushui also came late, and she picked herself up completely in her words, but it could make people see her intention of apologizing.

There was even a sentence at the end: Can you forgive me for being bright and yellow, 23 corners?

He Ziyu's response was simple and rude. He saw that there were always people posting about Aite himself in the post bar, so he simply ran to the opposite post and replied-vomit.

The orangutan praised this greatly: "You did a great job at 23 cents! What is the white lotus in the international prosperity? The night is as cool as water, so don't be fooled by that guy's words."

He Ziyu smiled: "I know."

Author's gossip: Thank you for your subscription, thank you!

I originally wanted to write out my thanks one by one, but some cute little names are too long, they are really long, one letter counts as one character, it is too long, too long

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