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He conjured up a pen out of nowhere, sitting on the table as if he was writing. Tang Yingzhuo looked across his and her shoulders and saw that there was not a single word on the blackboard. He probably heard a sentence that suddenly felt classic.After a while, Tang Yingzhuo realized that there was a small note on his desk, and quickly opened it to read. It said: Do you understand?

Tang Yingzhuo wrote below: I don't understand, I was blind in this class, I won't come next time, even if I fail the class.

After finishing writing, fold the note twice and send it from under the table to the seat next to Mingyuan in front.After a while, the same note appeared on the edge of the table again. Tang Yingzhuo opened it and read on the back: Actually, it's funny.

Tang Yingzhuo wrote a sentence below: It made you fall asleep.

Mingyuan wrote another sentence: Really, if you don’t believe me, I recorded it with my mobile phone!

Tang Yingzhuo said again: Will you translate for me later?

Mingyuan said: OK, later you will do my homework for me?

Tang Yingzhuo said: Success.

Knowing that foreign teachers don't like to keep homework, and they only leave some homework in pediatrics, Tang Yingzhuo agreed very straightforwardly, but Tang Yingzhuo forgot one thing.Mingyuan also erased the words of the homework left, so that there was no proof.

Right after class, Tang Yingzhuo asked him, "What homework did the foreign teacher leave?"

Mingyuan didn't say anything, in fact, he hadn't thought about it yet.Tang Yingzhuo asked again, Lyn turned and glared at him, Tang Yingzhuo stopped his hand in mid-air, and the two stood up and walked outside.Out of the school gate, there are a group of peasant women in front of the newsstand, wearing a flowery headscarf and fat pants, and they don’t look like women. They are in sharp contrast with supermodels. It’s really a sharp contrast. Now a new city has been developed in this area, but it turned out to be a gathering place for indigenous people. , a highway runs through the north and the south. To the east of the highway are shacks and kilns, and to the west of the highway are bungalows and villas. The contrast is not comparable between hell and heaven. Under the blue sky, only the sea is the same.

I heard that he bought a sea view villa in this area, called Changgong Mansion, it sounds like a Chinese style, Rolls Lance walked slowly on the road, and saw through the car window that the road sign said "Changgong Mansion" "East Road" means "Changgong Mansion West Road". His villa is really not small.

Tang Yingzhuo said, "Aren't you going home to get your clothes?"

Mingyuan held the steering wheel and said disdainfully, "Don't take what you say in front of my mother seriously."

Tang Yingzhuo never thought that one day he would stand in the same camp as the Queen Mother, but when he heard Ming Yuan say this, he felt chilled. For some reason, he slipped away and got rid of it. Who has never tried to put a big foreign girl in the palace?If someone had thought that the stones from other mountains could be used to attack jade, and passed a foreign girl through to Emperor Guangxu, Cixi would have been defeated without any tricks.All of a sudden Tang Yingzhuo found out that she was infected by the Queen Mother!Gong Douwen Infectious Diseases.

There is no need for two hundred and five to go back, one hundred and five is enough, who to send first is a problem, send Lyn first to show that he wants to be alone with Tang Yingzhuo, send Tang Yingzhuo first to show that he wants to be alone with Lyn, there is a row of small restaurants at the junction of the old and new cities, the car drives Get on the curb and drive at a slow speed.

"What are you doing?" Tang Yingzhuo asked.

"Look for a hotel."

Tang Yingzhuo wanted to say that he didn't want to be a lamp anymore, but when he looked at his phone, it was seven o'clock.Then Lyn said something that he didn't understand well, and Ming Yuan said something that he didn't understand well. It was probably a discussion about what to eat.The car stopped and entered a small one-story restaurant. Tang Yingzhuo looked at the recipes, fried escargot, fried noodles, fried slices, fried bean curd, fried rice noodles... fried this and that, this area is full of Chinese fast food, oily Big tastes are more affordable, and I remembered the time when I ate xiaolongbao in Tianjie. At that time, he had just returned to China, and he couldn’t even use chopsticks. Eating Chinese food was a punishment for him. Chinese restaurants have changed amazingly.

Mingyuan and Lyn studied the recipes, then turned to Tang Yingzhuo and asked, "How much money do you have in your pocket?"

Tang Yingzhuo instantly petrified.

——For a long time, I invited you again!

Lyn can see that Tang Yingzhuo is not happy. Coming to this kind of fast food restaurant will take care of him. I think it is quite cheap. William looks at the menu with that kind of eyes. It costs tens of dollars to feed the livestock. , The hygiene sticks used every month cost hundreds of yuan a pack.

Tang Yingzhuo took out his trouser pocket and took out a handful of crumpled change notes, which were just sixty.

Mingyuan looked at him and smiled lightly: "Enough."

Tang Yingzhuo said: "What's enough, look at the cheapest fried rice noodles here and it's 28 servings."

Mingyuan pointed to the menu and said, "Isn't there a fried escargot for 36 pieces? I want a piece of this for Lyn, and we want a fried rice noodle. There is a difference of a few yuan. You can talk to the bar when you pay the bill later." It’s okay to say something good.”

"Ah?" Tang Yingzhuo bared her gums in astonishment: "Brother, you can really throw me out!"

Mingyuan burst out laughing. Lyn blinked her blue eyes and couldn't understand at all. How could she understand such Chinese-style content.

The fried snails came up first, Lyn took a chopstick to poke, poked again, and asked Mingyuan: "What's this?"

Mingyuan told her that this is an escargot, you don't need to use chopsticks, just peel it with your hands and eat it. The most important thing is that you don't grow meat after eating this. Lyn nodded deeply, and Tang Yingzhuo also nodded deeply, no wonder he would have asked for this for her even if it cost more than 4 yuan.Then serve fried rice noodles, a huge plate!Several pieces of fingernail-sized divine flesh are dotted on it.

Tang Yingzhuo poked with chopsticks, poked again, and asked, "What's that?" The bag fell on the top of his head when he didn't speak.

Ask for an empty plate to divide the fried rice noodles into two portions, it’s still a big plate!Tang Yingzhuo lowered his head and pulled the rake quickly, only to see that the rice noodles on the plate were rapidly decreasing, and they bottomed out in a short while. Lyn ate and ate, and gave a "hmm" with relish, which meant that the taste was not bad!Mingyuan put down his chopsticks and touched her head, then picked up the chopsticks and continued eating rice noodles.Tang Yingzhuo raised his eyelids and was stimulated by this action. He froze for a while, hurriedly picked up a few chopsticks, and squeezed his mouth full. It was really spicy. It was fried with chili oil. Pour a glass of boiled water and wash it down.

Mingyuan asked, "Where are you going?"

"pee!"

Sitting at the bar was a black fat lady, Tang Yingzhuo asked, "Where is the bathroom?"

"Aren't there trees under the wall outside?"

Convenience, Tang Yingzhuo went out to look for the wall, just about to pee, looked up and saw a man and a woman sitting in the room, the man was wearing a suit and the woman was wearing a wig, oh, not a wig but a blonde, the woman was piercing two oily hands peeling snails , peeled off the snail meat and stuffed it into his mouth, and stuffed it into the man's mouth from time to time.This boundary is really interesting, separated by a highway, the rich area is to the west and the slums are to the east, separated by a low wall, the inside is the restaurant and the outside is the toilet.

After urinating, he came out and saw a few hotel staff standing next to Rolls Lance. Tang Yingzhuo walked over, and they all looked at him.

A clerk asked him, "What car is this?"

"This, Rolls Lance!"

"Is it expensive?"

"It's not expensive, only about a thousand."

"1000 million..." When the guy turned his head, his buddies' faces grew, and their eyes rolled around.

The guy pointed to the room and asked, "Is that your boss?"

Tang Yingzhuo felt that the eyes of these people were wrong, and it was suspicious to open a restaurant in this remote place. The black fat lady pretended to be okay and smoked the flies with a fly swing, but none of the flies were smoked. What are you doing, distracted, no? None of the black shops have the surname Tang.

Tang Yingzhuo glanced at the room disdainfully, and said in a low voice, "Boss is a jerk, have you ever seen the boss eat here? I owe a lot of debt and want to play with foreign girls!"

The guy's face turned yellow, and he exchanged glances with his buddies from the corner of the eye, and the guy asked again, "Isn't this car his?"

"There are a lot of car rental companies. It costs 100 yuan a day, and I will rent it to you when you go."

Another guy walked around the car half a circle and asked, "How much is the deposit for such a high-end car?"

"Deposit? How much deposit do you need?"

"No matter how you say it, it will cost one hundred and eighty thousand."

Tang Yingzhuo slapped her thigh: "I'll sell you for 8 yuan! Do you want it? I'll talk to the boss right away." Tang Yingzhuo took a few steps and was about to enter the house after speaking. It really seemed like that.

The guy was a little frightened, stared at him with wide eyes, and smiled again in a blink of an eye: "Hey, brother, are you kidding me?"

"Really! Look at the value of this car. I'll sell it to you for [-] yuan! The boss will definitely be happy! How about I give you another [-] yuan, [-] yuan? Where to go, this is what our boss said."

The buddies stopped exchanging glances from the corner of the eye, and turned their necks to look at each other, a little dazed.

Tang Yingzhuo said: "How about [-]? [-] is fine, or you can tell me the number."

The guy asked, "Where is this car made in China?"

"Which domestic product do you think it looks like?"

The guy was completely dumbfounded, and his voice trembled a little: "xi...xi...xiang looks like an import...but it doesn't quite look like it."

"Import? You look like an import?" Tang Yingzhuo asked frantically.

The guy quickly changed his words: "No, no, no, I think the outer shell of this car looks like an import."

"The shell looks like an import?" Tang Yingzhuo looked like he was taking a big advantage.

The guy rubbed his eyes, looked hard, looked hard, and said after the identification: "The sign looks like an import, um, this sign is imported, this car is a counterfeit."

A few guys also finished the appraisal: "Yes, yes, it is a copycat, it is a copycat, that is, it is indeed a copycat, I can see it here, here, here, I can see it all! It is definitely a copycat."

Tang Yingzhuo waved his hand, and a few guys came over and heard him chattering: "This car is more bumpy than a tractor, and its bones are all broken." As he said, he put his hands on his chest: "This is for coaxing girls, Da Naizi Yang Niu also recognizes local tyrants."

Several guys nodded in conviction.

Tang Yingzhuo cupped her lips with one hand and whispered, "Plastic shell."

Oh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tang Yingzhuo's eyes, nose and mouth were crowded together, and he closed his hands like a commander: "Don't yell. Let me tell you, he only has dozens of dollars left in his pocket, and he pretends not to know that he put the money with me, and takes out a piece of paper every now and then. Jin Kahuang, who only picks places where cards cannot be swiped, wants a plate of snails to fool a foreign girl into saying it’s seafood, so I’ve followed him to do a trick.”

The phone rang, and Tang Yingzhuo saw that it was Ming Yuan, so he quickly picked it up, nodded and bowed to accompany him with a smile: "Boss, hey, hey, okay, I'll be here soon, I'll be here soon." Without further ado, he hung up.

Tang Yingzhuo ran into the house.The guys are all gone.

Mingyuan looked at his phone and pondered for a long time, thinking he had made a mistake, and said that he had time to pee and shit.When Tang Yingzhuo entered the room, Mrs. Hei Fatty was holding a fly sling in her hand as a signal. She was wondering why the guys came back after her. Didn't she say that she would put drugs in the water and come in after everyone fell asleep.Tang Yingzhuo stepped into the door, stomped and said, "It's ruined!"

Mingyuan poured a glass of boiled water and was about to drink it, but put the water down in shock and asked him, "What's wrong?"

"Don't ask, let's go, I forgot something." Tang Yingzhuo took Ming Yuan with one hand and Lyn with the other, just took two steps, shaking the dense flies in front of his eyes, thinking that I was fascinated by the water The medicine is gone, and it is worth a thousand dollars to lift one's feet.

Mrs. Hei Fat and her buddy had a breath, hoping that the three poor ones would leave quickly, and when they saw that the three poor ones had come out, and then saw Mingyuan's white suit, white shirt, white tie and white leather shoes, she gave him a hard look, and the soil was not like that Indigenous.

Tang Yingzhuo took out the 60 yuan she checked and threw it on the bar.

Mrs. Hei Fat said: "64!"

Tang Yingzhuo stretched out his hand to chase away the flies, but in fact, there was yellow, red, blue and green in front of his eyes. He pushed Mingyuan and Lyn to go out, turned around and said with a playful smile: "Hey, round up, round up." Taking a last look at the direction, he jumped into the car The back seat didn't show up again, and fell asleep.

Mrs. Hei Fatty pulled the collar of her clothes and cursed: "Poor bastard! You are so shameless, why don't you go to a restaurant outside the wall if you don't have money!"

Mingyuan drove the car to the entrance of the hotel and honked the horn twice, Lyn lowered the car window and scolded her: "Ubitch!"

Rolls-Lance flew out, got on the expressway and was turning in the direction of National University, Mingyuan asked: "Are you going back to school or where?" A car seat was shed.

Mingyuan called him several times in a row, still in the same state, scared, slammed on the brakes and stopped on the highway, Lyn exclaimed: "What!" Parking on the expressway is tiring, and the door is opened. The Rolls Lance is already wide and the door almost takes up the entire driveway.Mingyuan ran to the back seat of the car and held Tang Yingzhuo's head up. No matter how much he patted him, he didn't respond. He fell into a deep coma and was in danger.Rolls Lance went back to the hospital at the high speed, and Lyn beside him screamed: "NO! William! NO! NO!" The steering wheel in his hand was violently turned around like a game console. I have a unique skill and I have been hiding it all the time, even I don't know it.

In a forest, colorful walnuts are on the trees. Common sense can’t accept it. More and more walnuts are flying towards you. The size of a fist is the size of a bull’s eye, the size of a melon is the size of a head, and this place is a block. Everything planted in Erbao's land bears fruit, and the result is still thick. Looking up, there is a monkey brain shape like a small watermelon on the top of the head, but I know in my heart that it is a walnut. When I think about it in my heart, I float up, and take a closer look. , yo, isn't this a globe?Why do they look like walnuts... Globes also grow out of the ground?Common sense subconsciously protests.Rare is more strange, a farmer is a farmer, don’t you know the Pacific Ocean when you see a globe on a tree?Maybe you can eat it when you knock it open!I wanted to take two globes back to try it out, pick it up and throw it away, but somehow I got to the end of the forest empty-handed, and I looked back and saw that I had crossed the mountains. Forget it, I will pick it up another day.

I have seen a piece of sea, it should be said to be a strait, the opposite shore is very close, it seems that the distance is only 500 meters, there is a stone statue standing by the sea, it is a man, the god of freedom, he is very beautiful, looks familiar, looks like Where have I seen it before, it’s not because she’s pretty, she’s born to be bluffed, she’s really familiar, it’s not as simple as familiarity, it seems that she sat at the same table with him a few lifetimes ago, fly over and have a look... Fly, look at this strait In fact, it is narrow and wide when flying. When I fly to the shore, I have already forgotten what I am here for. Something, still can't tell what it is, it's so annoying that people don't know what to do!

I have seen tens of thousands of acres of fertile fields in the multicolored rays of light, yellow green, bright green, pink green, dark green, black green blocks are well-organized yet random and natural, a strip of clear blue water jubilantly flows in the fields, reflecting the shadows of clouds and the whereabouts of birds, I don't know what kind of creature or flying object these eyes are attached to, flying obliquely, sideways, upside down, diving, raising the head, hovering, circling, falling, soaring into the sky... Judging from experience that I am in a remote control aircraft Sitting in the camera, but without the feeling of airsickness, and feeling that my body is changing the flight mode by controlling the flow of air-hundreds of centuries ago, I was convinced that I was once a fly killing a horse.

Gradually, the eyelids transmit a sense of light. After accepting a state, you are not so willing to change. When you move your eyelids, you can hear the ticking of the second hand of the clock. When you open your eyes, it seems that this life is tens of billions of kalpas ago. It's too old, I don't want to wake up in this life, I feel awkward looking at everything, there are window frames, roofs, doors, and TVs in the limited space, there is nothing I don't know, it looks familiar, blinds Also familiar, ventilator, too familiar, I have dealt with this thing a lot, electrocardiogram, electroencephalogram, oxygen tank... these are all low-level technologies.Have you ever seen the flying sky on the mural? It’s not a slap on the brain for fun. I remember that the sky is full of those things. I remember that as long as one gene is left, a life can be reorganized. If it’s broken, you don’t need to cure it, just uproot it. Give your hair to the doctor, and tell me what my last name is. I lie in a machine and turn it into fine dust without pain or itching. After a few hours, a new one will be gasping in the big test tube, and you will never die of old age. No birth and no death, no increase and no decrease, a hair sticking to the tape—the thoughts left for you by your previous life.

The layout of this room is strange, the ones on the left are all on the right, and the ones on the right are all on the left. My head is already muddled, and I was a little confused for a few minutes when I opened my eyes.

When Tang Yingzhuo just woke up, Ming Yuan fell asleep on the sofa next to him.

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