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Mingyuan led Lyn's hand and walked ahead. There were many peeping eyes under the shade of the tree, but Tang Yingzhuo didn't see them. He chased after him, and whispered into Mingyuan's ear, "Hey, where are those magazines in your car?"

Mingyuan stopped and didn't look back for a long time. Lyn tugged at his hand, but he didn't move.

"What's wrong?" Tang Yingzhuo asked.

Mingyuan's expression was very serious: "Have you read all those magazines?"

Tang Yingzhuo said embarrassingly: "...No, I just want to borrow that playboy from you, is there any wood?"

Mingyuan smiled easily and continued walking: "It's too heavy, throw it away."

"Throw...throw away!?" Tang Yingzhuo froze, and shouted through her throat, "Damn—you don't have to read magazines to masturbate, but you still have me!"

"Don't you have Gao Xiaokai?" Ming Yuan walked in front with easy steps, turned his face and kissed Lyn, and suddenly heard the Queen Mother's voice from behind: "Zhuo Zhuo—you little bastard! Did you arrive last night?" Where did you go!" Boom—boom—boom—the sad Tang Yingzhuo got three big bumps on his head, be honest.

The crew held a small meeting first, and repeatedly emphasized safety issues. Each child has a special caregiver, who to contact if there is a problem, and the costumes of the crew members are all in the RV. After the chief makeup artist and the chief designer discuss, each person Finalized, except for the extras, of course the most important thing is the makeup of the heroine and the heroine. The rest of the cast will disband first and they can play casually in the playground, and the original price of snacks will be discounted. For example, if you play a passerby, you will be given 1000 yuan a day Money, you ate one Haagen-Dazs, two bacon pizzas, three cans of fruit juice, four marshmallows, and five lollipops. You are basically volunteering for the crew throughout the day.Breakfast, lunch and evening crews take care of the food, not to mention nutrition but it's okay.

Deputy Zhou is next to the group, a family with two adults and one child, or two adults and two children, or one adult and one child, or one adult and two children. There are fewer elderly actors. I put on makeup again to act as grandparents, grandma and grandpa, and it was past ten o'clock after the busy work.

Yu Kuangxiao was looking for a male supporting role: "Where is the male supporting role?"

Someone said: "The male supporting role is sleeping in Jiang Yinghou's rest room."

"Why do you sleep so early in the morning, wake him up quickly!"

Tang Yingzhuo stood in front of the camera with sleepy eyes, and Yu Kuangxiao couldn't help but ask, "What time did you sleep last night?"

"Basically did not sleep."

"What have you been doing?"

"Playing games, can't you?"

Yu Kuang laughed sullenly, and discussed things in a low voice with the designers of the flowers around him.Standing in front of Tang Yingzhuo was Beibei, who was dressed purely and cutely. A pair of kilowatt light bulbs were all over the place looking for Ming Dong's figure. He and Lyn went for a walk in the park without entering the playground at all.Tang Yingzhuo noticed that everyone had no motivation when Ming Dong was not around. Cheng Biaobiao dressed up as a president and sat under a big foam mushroom eating marshmallows, while Mianmian read to him the scarf sent by fans.Counting the children had the most fun.

Yu Kuang laughed and said: "The plot is designed like this. You and Beibei are at the same table. You have always had a crush on her. You used to be very cowardly. Then you became a school ruffian. You started to pursue her boldly. The way you pursued her made me She can't accept it, besides the methods written in the script, you should also think about how you usually chase after girls, you recall the memories, find the feeling when you were in elementary school."

Tang Yingzhuo looked at Beibei and thought, I have a crush on her?Looking at her like that, it means that the president is terminally ill, okay?

Yu Kuang smiled and asked, "Yingzhuo, did you understand what I just said?"

"Understood." Tang Yingzhuo rubbed her nose, and glanced at Beibei disdainfully, "That, I remember that I like to slap girls' pigtails, because when I slap girls' pigtails, girls scold me, and they say beating is scolding myself It's love. I enshrined this sentence as the truth at the time. I have picked up all the girls in our class with pigtails, but none of them dared to scold me. There is a girl in the other class whose name I don't know. Maybe One grade higher than me, the braids are so long that they hang down to the buttocks. Whenever I touch her, I can’t help pulling her braids, and when she scolds me, I straighten them. I was a special dish at that time, and I thought I liked it. As for her, in fact, I am adolescent/impulsive, otherwise why would I just call her a nickname without even asking her name..." Speaking of which, he and the people around him are all confused , only Beibei rolled his eyelids at him.

Yu Kuang smiled and said happily, "There are minors here, please be careful with your wording."

Seeing Beibei's eyes, Tang Yingzhuo was very annoyed, and deliberately came up to play a rogue and said, "Director, I have paid enough attention to my wording. Didn't you remind me of my childhood? Do you think I was pure-minded when I was young? I was very yellow when I was young. Now it has become pure. I remember that I had sex/contact when I was ten years old. It was a girl in our class. I went to their house with her. Her parents divorced, and her mother praised me for growing up. It looks good, for fear that I will dump her daughter, and ask me to go to their house for dinner every day. The problem is that I was ten years old and just entered the second grade. I wonder if her mother is not in good spirits. Don’t tell me, I At that time, I had a very good idea. I wanted to introduce my dad to her mother, and then the four of us would move in together. How wonderful, my dad and her mother slept in the same room, and her daughter and I slept in the same room. Then..." Tang Yingzhuo finally couldn't hold back her joy, "Then, shit, we both have a companion at school, and the main teacher leaves the same homework. After returning home, let her help me with my homework. We had a blast in the house, her mother cooked a meal and asked us to go out to eat, and then my father and her mother went back to the house to do whatever they wanted to do, how thoughtful I was when I was so young!"

Yu Kuang smiled and patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "You kid, please be serious."

"I'm not serious!" Tang Yingzhuo kicked her legs on the chair to smoke, and rolled her eyes at Beibei.

Yu Kuang smiled and shook his head to discuss with the foreigner. Tang Yingzhuo glanced at the foreigner, ignored him, and then chatted with the crew.Yu Kuangxiao finally discussed it with the foreigner, and decided to use the plot of pulling the braid to try to express it. Yu Kuangxiao told the makeup artist to comb Beibei's hair and tie it into a small hanging braid.The make-up artist went to comb Beibei's hair, but Beibei refused to do the dangling braid on the grounds that the hair would make her face smaller and her eyes bigger.

Yu Kuangxiao almost lost his temper. As the chief director, I can't even let the actors comb their hair. Do I look very gentle?

Yu Kuangxiao asked the makeup artist to call Beibei over, and said to her in a non-negotiable tone: "You have to tie up your hair, that's what I mean."

Beibei's thousand-watt light bulb swayed towards Tang Yingzhuo, and the temperature was no exaggeration to say that it could instantly make Tang Yingzhuo crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Beibei laughed wildly at Yu and said: "He is just a supporting role, I am the heroine Why should I cooperate with him?"

Yu Kuangxiao patiently explained to her: "There is no script for this part of the film, it's purely improvised, whoever has a good idea can use whoever's idea is good, and the designer and I feel that we can use this form to express it."

Beibei still couldn't hear the commandment in Yu Kuang's joke, and thought he was discussing with herself: "But I don't look good with braids, I want to appear in the film with the best image."

Yu Kuang laughed a little impatiently: "Good looks are judged by others, it doesn't mean that you must look good because you think it looks good."

Beibei still thinks this is a matter of argument: "But braiding makes the eyes look small and the face is big. Who would think that the heroine with small eyes and big face looks good?"

Yu Kuangxiao gritted his teeth hard: "You are the director and I am the director?"

Beibei finally realized that he was not discussing with herself.

Cheng Biaobiao stopped eating marshmallows, and ran over to gloat and said, "The director is angry, don't you still look rough? Your eyes are big enough~~~"

Beibei's shoulders trembled, the kilowatt light bulb turned towards Cheng Biaobiao, Cheng Biaobiao blocked it with his arm and hurried away.Tang Yingzhuo stopped talking and turned to look at Beibei.Yu Kuangxiao found that many people stopped what they were doing to watch the excitement, so he deliberately suppressed his anger: "You can tie it up yourself." After speaking, he asked the makeup artist to pass her the leather case.

Beibei shook her head violently as she backed away, and shouted hysterically: "I am the mistress—" With a loud roar, the hall suddenly became silent.

Beibei really doesn't understand, in the president's article, whenever the heroine is in danger or persecuted, the president will drive the colorful auspicious cloud to make a rescue, even if he doesn't drive the colorful auspicious cloud, at least he will drive a Lamborghini quickly, but when so many people are in trouble When I was alone, Ming Dong didn't even see a person, so can I still love this article?

Cheng Biaobiao hugged his shoulders and showed a smirk at the corner of his mouth, he probably knew in his heart that Beibei was about to finish.I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but everyone can see a moment of hesitation in Yu Kuang’s smiling eyes. Usually, a young actor who dares to confront the director is basically dead. Being resolutely dismissed, and will not use her again in the future, not only that, other directors would also have concerns when using her, but Yu Kuangxiao tried his best to suppress the urge to replace Beibei, what was he worrying about?

After Beibei shouted "I am the hostess", her face turned pale and her hands and feet were trembling, she might have been a little exhausted, so Deputy Zhou hurriedly asked someone to help her into the RV to rest.

Yu Kuangxiao turned around and said to Zhou Fu: "Call Ying Zhuo over again."

Cheng Biaobiao went back to the big foam mushroom and continued to listen to fans’ comments on Weibo. He tore off a colorful spiral lollipop wrapper, and couldn’t wait to stick out his tongue and lick it... I'm dead, I can't stand it!"

"Ying Zhuo, do you have any other ideas? Both the designer and I are born in the 60s and are not very good at chasing girls. Can you help us think about it?"

Tang Yingzhuo said: "If you beg me, please beg me. Don't be prudish? It seems that I am not prudish!"

Yu Kuangxiao raised his hands and said with a smile: "Okay, I'm not serious, Peter is not serious either, Peter and I are not as serious as you, can you give us a serious idea?"

Tang Yingzhuo scratched her head, thinking hard: "I didn't particularly think about how to chase girls, and they were pretty good back then."

"If you want to talk about the stalk of sending a bouquet of flowers, we won't ask you. Anyone can figure it out."

Tang Yingzhuo nodded: "It's true that I don't have the money to send flowers, let alone bundles, there are no branches. It has only been a few years to send roses on Valentine's Day. Usually, I usually borrow stationery from girls, because I never bring small boxes. There was no pencil case at all, and later it was a fashionable pencil case, I remember, and what kind of messy double-layer pencil case, I was very envious when I saw who used that, you know..."

"Hey, don't digress, let's talk about borrowing stationery from girls."

"Borrowing stationery is not deliberately teasing anyone. By the way, I remember one time when I was in a bad mood or got in heat or something. I made the monitor of our class cry. I owed her skirt. She was wearing a pair of underpants, which was very shabby. Remember, it’s not as clean as my underpants, I lifted her skirt and laughed at her, she cried, wow.”

Yu Kuang laughed and looked back at Peter, Peter was holding his elbow with one hand and stroking his mustache on his chin with the other.Yu Kuang laughed and said hastily: "This thing is too bad, it can't be used."

"If I harm someone, I'll find out who I'm interested in."

Yu Kuang laughed and said, "I found out that the girls in your class are all very unlucky."

"Then you are wrong. I don't like teasing ordinary people. Oh, yes, the class monitors are basically women and they are basically female men. There are also ladies who are class monitors and no one is convinced, but there must be a lady behind the class monitor. A tough male class teacher, this is the iron law."

Yu Kuang laughed and said, "Apart from lifting the skirt, is there anything else?"

"What about you interviewing me? Then I will be paid, what are you doing?"

"Hehe, can I treat you to some ice cream?"

Tang Yingzhuo smiled: "Cut, okay, I haven't eaten ice cream for many years, and I can bear it once in a while." He looked back at Cheng Biaobiao, held up the lollipop and licked it happily, and after a while the lollipop Candy makes him lick/cum.

"I did too many tricks for girls, and I made them half-excited and half-annoyed, and they all fell in love with me in the end, do you believe it or not?"

Yu Kuangxiao and Peter hurriedly said, "Believe it, believe it."

"Hide her textbooks before class, so that she can't find them no matter how hard she looks. The teacher usually checks to see who didn't bring the textbooks, and punishes you to stand when you go out, corporal punishment, at that time, corporal punishment, and reprimand you in person. , what kind of student has never been K by the teacher, and the class leader is also K just to save face and not face the whole class. When I grow up, I always think that standing punishment is not corporal punishment. Standing punishment is very civilized in our time , Teachers look at people, if someone like me wants to apply for penalty standing, but I can’t apply, I just go to the podium and do push-ups, my big head muscles were developed at that time, see.” Rolled up the sleeves to show off, and then continued : "I hate girls drawing the [-]th line the most. She draws a line as if there is such a line. I get a small box and smash it back when I go too far. Once my elbow went a little bit too far, and my deskmate took the small box hard. She smashed it, and there was a groan, it made me numb, and I was angry at that time. I snatched her schoolbag and threw it downstairs. She went down to pick it up by herself, and the pen was all broken. She will sue me for the next two classes. Teacher, I begged her for two classes before she agreed not to sue the teacher, but she still sued the teacher after school in the afternoon, and she sued the head teacher, and I went to the principal's office to be scolded just for this matter And, what the fuck, you're a bitch!"

"and after?"

"Later, I fell in love with that little bitch."

"It turned out that you fell in love with him first."

"Yeah, love with each passing day, I like her she doesn't know at all, she is very dull, they say that boys develop later than girls, I fuck her is a special case, she doesn't understand how I hinted at her , I still pretended not to understand, and I began to doubt, and then I was really angry, she and a big stupid guy from the outside class had sex, yes, yes, they had sex, I'm sure, that big stupid I forgot what it was called, it was about 1.7 meters tall like an adult, and had pimples on its face. At that time, I often saw them walking together after school. The most unbearable thing for me was when she told her Kaizi that I was in the class. Jing bullied her, the stupid big guy found a bunch of boys from other classes to beat me up, I think I was forced to go to Liangshan, in fact, I didn't think so much about her, and then it became that I was begging for nothing and had to fuck her, at that time I didn't understand why I had to fuck her, and then I realized that jealousy is the best aphrodisiac, and she really agreed."

"Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

"She dumped me, shit, it was so cool, I thought I was awesome! I was about to graduate then, she took me to her house for dinner, I said I wouldn't go, my dad wouldn't let me go to other people's house She dragged me to dinner, and when I went, I found out that her mother knew about the two of us, and she cooked a table of dishes and waited for us there. How embarrassing, I was only 12 years old and became a son-in-law. It tasted good. Later, I was free to think about it, and I felt that I had fallen into her trap, and the stupid big man let her play. If I didn't kill a stupid big man halfway, I would never have such a strong desire to have sex with her. Relationship, she developed too early!"

Yu Kuan laughed and discussed with Peter: "Very good, it's OK to replace the stupid big guy with the president, but it's Beibei who is with the president instead of the male partner."

"She wants to go with whoever she wants."

The merry-go-round had to take a few more shots. Beibei changed into a student uniform and sat on the merry-go-round. There were many elementary school students and kindergarten children beside her. What do you care about.Cheng Biaobiao sat in a small model airplane and pretended to turn the steering wheel. Big sunglasses covered two-thirds of his thin face, as if he was wearing a fire mask. The act of pretending to fly a plane was so funny.The photogenic way of male and female pig feet, and the whole playground mode of the president's private server, looks super silly. Who knows, anyway, the designer asked for it, so the director had to shoot it like this.In fact, Yu Kuangxiao is really not suitable for making such purely entertaining films, and he has to ask others to come up with ideas. It is not his strong point to make imaginative and nonsensical films, but the times have changed, and no one will watch them if they are serious. We must recognize the reality. The money of contemporary young people In fact, it's the best way to make money, as long as the movie is bad enough, as long as it doesn't fall into the high-spirited disease, and as long as it meets the three lows of the Internet, the box office will make a steady profit without losing money.

The airplane model that Cheng Biaobiao opened really had a painting of colorful auspicious clouds under it. Jiang Ying passed by in a sightseeing car and was covered by colorful auspicious clouds in the sky. The deputy chased after Jiang Yu in the rest room of the RV to discuss with Jiang Yu to make up the shot. Jiang Yu said while making a mask: "Cut that part off and it's over. My face hurts from the sun from sitting in the sightseeing car." No matter what Do not make up the lens.Deputy Zhou came out to find Tang Yingzhuo.

"Yingzhuo, help me intercede with your mother, okay? Director Yu is still waiting."

"When did you see her hear me? You have to ask my brother about this." Tang Yingzhuo said while watching TV.

Deputy Zhou's whole face twisted and wrinkled: "Hey, hey~~~ Ming Dong is on a date, how dare I disturb you, why don't you please go to the park and ask Ming Dong to come back, okay?"

Tang Yingzhuo turned to look at him: "Being such a useless assistant director, you're too embarrassed, aren't you?"

Deputy Zhou almost knelt down for him: "Please, Director Yu is so anxious that he is going to eat people outside, and Ming Dong is your brother no matter what."

Tang Yingzhuo turned off the TV: "I'm so annoying to you, you won't stop watching TV."

Deputy Zhou clasped his hands together and forced a smile: "Second Young Master, please do me a favor, please do me a favor."

"Get me two ice cream cones."

Deputy Zhou blinked and didn't understand: "Ice cream cone?"

"I have to find an excuse to go, why do you want me to be stared at by Lyn?"

Deputy Zhou snapped his fingers: "Understood!"

"I'm not trying to make Yu Kuang laugh, I just think it's hard to do it with you in the middle."

Deputy Zhou pushed him out, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, you are a kind-hearted old man, and we all know it."

"Stop flattering, and buy me a good pack of cigarettes later."

"It's easy to say. You go to the park to find Dong Ming, and I'll buy you cigars."

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