The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

After each task is completed, the appearance of the host will be optimized. "

Shen Qianxi: "Becoming more and more beautiful?" Shen Qianyi looked at Ge Ge with a strange and exquisite face. If Ge Ge grows up like this, there is no need to add more!

System 74748: "How is it, isn't it very good?"

Shen Qianxi was furious: "My brother is a man!" And if it goes on, he will be worried about Ge Ge's chastity safety, although he is also very worried about Ge Ge's now... Cough cough!

System 74748: "...wealth! After each mission, the host can exchange points for cash."

Shen Qianxi continued to be furious: "Do you think we are short of money?" His family, Ge Ge, owns 51% of Huanqiu's shares, as long as he sells 1%, Ge Ge and him will not have to worry about it for the rest of their lives, okay?

System 74748: "...Health! After each mission, the host can choose to strengthen the body."

Now Shen Qianxi was not angry anymore, but turned to look at Shen Qianyi.Gege's health is poor for some reason!

Shen Qianyi's eyes darkened, she finally nodded and said, "Okay!"

Shen Qianyi looked at Shen Qianxi, softened the expression on his face, and said, "Qianxi, don't worry..."

Besides... It's useless to worry, they have already been bound successfully.

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System 74748 happily said: "Very well, then let's do the task now as the host!" Then, they ran towards a bright future together.

Shen Qianxi said: "Why are you in such a hurry, it's okay to wait a few days."

System 74748 is dissatisfied: "This system is almost out of energy."

Shen Qianxi is also dissatisfied, he also wants to observe whether there are any sequelae of being bound to this inexplicable system!How can you be in such a hurry?If something went wrong, where would he cry!

"That's your business!"

System 74748 hates it so much, everyone who hinders it from doing tasks with the host is not a good person!

System 74748 gritted his teeth and said: "If this system has no energy, it will be destroyed. If it is destroyed, the host will die as well!"

Shen Qianxi choked, well, system 74748 succeeded.

Shen Qianyi looked at Bai Nen's egg body and asked, "Can you adjust the time when you came back from the mission last night?" Just like Shen Qianxi's consideration, he was very worried that things would change after the mission was completed.If that's the case, there's no need for him to do the mission, he just dragged this inexplicable system 74748 to die together.

Anyway, Qianxi will be taken care of by someone, anyway, he feels very tired now... alive.

System 74748 trembled, it was obviously an electronic life, but it actually felt a chill?

System 74748 circled around Shen Qianyi, and said to Shen Qianyi: "Master Host, don't worry, as long as you can complete the task, you will be able to."

Shen Qianyi nodded and said nothing.However, he noticed that the premise of the system 74748 is to "complete the task"!

As soon as Shen Qianyi nodded, System 74748 rushed towards Shen Qianyi, emitting a soft white light to envelop Shen Qianyi.And Shen Qianyi obviously didn't expect the system 74748 to be so eager, and fainted before finishing the words in his mouth.

"You have to remember to look after me..."

Shen Qianxi trotted a few steps to Shen Qianyi's side, poked her finger carefully, but there was no response.Very good, it seems that system 74748 can really allow people to travel through!

……

Shen Qianyi recovered after a burst of dizziness. When he opened his eyes, what he saw was the golden yellow tent embroidered with fine patterns.After lying on the bed for a long time, he was able to completely control this strange body.

Sitting up halfway, Shen Qianyi was about to ask about the situation when a slightly shrill voice came from outside the golden curtain: "Your Majesty, do you need anything?"

After thinking about it, Shen Qianyi said coldly: "It's nothing, you can step back!"

"No, Your Majesty!"

Then there was the rustling sound of cloth rubbing and inaudible footsteps. Shen Qianyi closed his eyes and waited for the sound in the space to disappear completely before saying: "System 74748, come out and explain."

Then, a round white egg appeared in front of Shen Qianyi.

After System 74748 came out, he walked around Shen Qianyi and said in a milky voice: "As expected of being the host selected by this system, this temperament is calm in times of crisis... This noble and cool style..."

Shen Qianyi rubbed her forehead with her slender fingers, stopping System 74748's flattery.

"Get straight to the point!"

System 74748's cheerfully spinning figure suddenly froze, and floated pitifully in front of Shen Qianyi.System 74748 couldn't stand under Shen Qianyi's meaningless gaze, and could only say dryly: "The host~~~ this system is not intentional, but if you don't do any tasks, this system will really be destroyed. Moreover, this system The system is afraid that you will regret it..."

Shen Qianyi's dark eyes softened a little, the appearance of system 74748 reminded him of his younger brother Shen Qianxi.It seems... the attributes of one person and one system are the same!

Seems to feel Shen Qianxi's softening, system 74748 is considered to be a little more relaxed.System 74748 is still timid, saying: "This world is an ancient fiction..."

"What is the ancient skyline?" Shen Qianyi asked.

System 74748 was shocked, and the childish voice suddenly raised, "You don't know? You haven't read novels or TV?"

Then, system 74748 faltered again.All right!When binding, it roughly filtered the host's life, and the host's life only had two elements, study and work, without any entertainment.When I was watching it, I was thinking that its appearance definitely saved the life of the host.If he hadn't appeared, the Master Host would definitely not be able to escape a "death from overwork" in the future!

After finding a suitable reason for the host's "ignorance", system 74748 explained: "The ancient fiction is also called fictional history. As the name implies, superficial history is to create a fictional new historical world based on a small amount of historical data. .”

Shen Qianyi nodded and said, "It's a historical dynasty that didn't appear in the history books! Let's continue!"

System 74748 continued: "Your current identity is the Lord of the Qinglin Kingdom, that is, the Emperor Shen Qianyi."

Shen Qianyi frowned in confusion: "The name is the same? Even the body is the same?"

System 74748 flashed a light on the round egg, and replied: "Yes, host, every world you experience in the future has the same name, and even the appearance...is the same. This is to make the host more familiar with possession." body. This time, the target of the mission is the third concubine of the Prime Minister’s family!”

"What about after I finish the task?"

"Ah?" System 74748 did not understand what Shen Qianyi meant.

Shen Qianyi further explained her problem: "After I leave, what will happen to my body here?"

The system 74748 flashed again, and it took a while before he said, "I don't know!"

Shen Qianyi was silent, which was a silent disdain for System 74748.

System 74748 exploded in an instant, "If it's not that the level of this system is too low, if it's not that you hosts are not strong..."

Shen Qianyi wrote down the unintentional words of system 74748, "Okay, let's continue! The information of the mission target."

System 74748 was easily changed the subject, saying: "The third concubine of the prime minister's family is named Xuanyuan Ao..."

Shen Qianyi continued to remain silent, such an arrogant name?He remembered... In ancient times, the power of the king was not granted by God, and the power of the emperor was greater than everything else?Why is his emperor's name so common, but the mission target's name is so... more like the emperor than his name?

System 74748 was shocked again. Is the person complaining about him really his noble and glamorous host?

Then, Shen Qianyi gave the system 74748 a cold glance.System 74748 trembled, thinking: Yes, absolutely!

The reason why Shen Qianyi was able to complain at ease was because he felt: Ah, anyway, no one in this world knows him, and he is just a passer-by, so he should relax after playing around.

System 74748 went on to say: "Xuanyuan Ao is cowardly and incompetent by nature, timid and fearful, and is always beaten and made fun of by other members of the Xuanyuan family. When Xuanyuan Ao was 16 years old, a violent beating made him die, and then he was replaced by 21 The white-collar workers who just lost their jobs in the century."

"Xiaobai, who traveled over here, took the lead to teach those who bullied him a little trick, and took those people as his younger brothers. Then he became famous in one stroke at a poetry meeting, and then he went all the way to the top, and finally brought all the beauties, all kinds of Brother Lu went to settle in Ryukyu."

"The above is over, and that's about it."

Shen Qianyi looked at system 74748 expressionlessly, "There are many things that do not conform to reality!"

"E.g?"

"A modern person, how does he know rhyme and artistic conception? Those who can make a blockbuster are those with outstanding literary talent, and what they write must be a masterpiece that astounds everyone. He..."

"...It seems that you, Master Host, have been out of touch with reality for a long time! Don't you know that there is a noun called cheating, and a verb called plagiarism? How come there is no familiar ancient poem in your world for so many years?" System 74748 was very speechless. He knew that there was no such thing as entertainment in the host's life, but he didn't expect that he didn't even know the stallion routines on point X? ! !

An uncontrollable disgust appeared on Shen Qianyi's expressionless face, "Copying the works of the ancestors, and then shamelessly proud of it? It's really disgusting!"

"Just such a rotten person, and all the beauties? Brothers from all walks of life?"

"...Yes, in the stallion...in the world of stallions, the most necessary thing is beauties of various styles, and all-round capable men!"

Shen Qianyi frowned even tighter, "For example?"

"For beauties, there are dignified and generous ones, which are generally the existence of the palace; there are also coquettish and charming ones, which are a bit like noble concubines; there are also pure, delicate, gentle, indifferent... various types, only you can't think of it. , You can’t find it without you! Cough cough...the words of my younger brother are also diverse, those who can write, those who are good at martial arts, and those who are good at business... There are also many styles for you to choose from!"

The disgust on Shen Qianyi's face was even worse, he seldom surfed the Internet, and he knew very little about such things.Before that, he didn't know what the definition of a stallion man was, but with the explanation of system 74748, he learned more and more.However, all these reminded him of one person——his father, Shen Tianao!

Thinking of that man, the hatred in Shen Qianyi's eyes was shockingly strong.Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and open your eyes again, the hatred in Shen Qianyi's eyes has completely subsided, becoming indifferent and calm.

The hands that were placed on the golden silk quilt were also slowly released, the only thing that could prove Shen Qianyi's mood swings just now were the few crescent moons in the palms of his hands!

Shen Qianyi sneered, "Could it be that none of those beauties and younger brothers have discovered the nature of Xuanyuan or something?"

System 74748: "..." What can it say now?It always feels that if its answer dissatisfies the host, the host will definitely explode, absolutely will!

Shen Qianyi didn't expect the system 74748 to answer, so he asked, "Tell me, what is the goal of the mission now?"

System 74748 was puzzled: "Ah? What is the point?"

Shen Qianyi said: "Has that Xuanyuan or something been traversed now? If so, how far has that Xuanyuan or something reached? Is it a blockbuster? Or is it almost at the 'final' as you said?"

If the last one is possible, he will have to pay hundreds or even thousands of times of the former!

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System 74748 was silent for a while, probably looking for information.System 74748 said: "There is a poetry meeting at seven o'clock tonight!"

Shen Qianyi hooked the corners of her mouth, very good, it hasn't started to rise up, has it?Then you don't need your "stunning talents"!

Shen Qianyi was lying on the bed, wanting to sleep well, so that he would be able to find fault at night!

Suddenly, Shen Qianyi thought of a question: "74748, what kind of solution do you mean?" Do you want to die?Or disabled?still……

System 74748 trembled secretly, the host's hatred for the stallion man was really deep!

System 74748, who was secretly rubbing his heart, said: "It's okay, the worse the ending, the better!"

System 74748 is satisfied, and Shen Qianyi is even more satisfied!

This time, Shen Qianyi was struck by drowsiness caused by physical and mental pleasure, but unfortunately, when Shen Qianyi fell into chaos, that shrill voice sounded again: "Your Majesty, it is now three o'clock."

Shen Qianyi suddenly opened his eyes, facing the white and tender egg body.Shen Qianyi glanced at System 74748, and he could feel System 74748 snickering!

"Ok!"

Shen Qianyi got off the dragon couch, stood up, and put her hands on her body.A man with no beard, no protruding throat, a feminine voice, and a manly manner waved his hands and said softly, "Hurry up, hurry up, time is running out."

Shen Qianyi shifted his gaze to that person, and the information of this person appeared in his mind.This person is the chief eunuch named Zheng Quande, who followed him all the way from the prince stage, and the original owner also trusted him very much.

Shen Qianyi's eyes just paused on Zheng Quande's body, Shen Qianyi can guarantee that his eyes didn't mean anything, he swears!However……

Zheng Quande suddenly knelt on the ground and kowtowed fiercely, even though there was a thick carpet, Shen Qianyi still heard the dull sound.Zheng Quande's kneeling made everyone in the room stop, except for Shen Qianyi, that is, the court ladies and eunuchs, all followed Zheng Quande to kneel.

Taking advantage of the time when they bowed their heads, Shen Qianyi looked at System 74748 and signaled System 74748 to explain with his eyes.

System 74748 coughed, and said gloatingly, "Before you came here, Shen Qianyi was very strict with others!"

Shen Qianyi understood the hidden meaning of System 74748, and his strict rule made the people below afraid of him.He thought she knew the reason why Zheng Quande only dared to kowtow, but dared not speak.

"Get up."

Shen Qianyi's tone was still cold, without revealing any information.

It was this flat tone that made Zheng Quande feel relieved.Shen Qianyi's tone always showed that the other party didn't take it seriously.

Zheng Quande stood up quickly and directed the maids and eunuchs to change Shen Qianyi's clothes.When Shen Qianyi opened his hands and closed his eyes to rest his mind, Zheng Quande carefully explained: "Your Majesty, for a moment of ugliness, you woke up and told the servants to retreat, the servant..."

Shen Qianyi still kept his eyes closed, but nodded slightly.At that time, he had just passed through and was not sure about the surrounding situation, so he told them to retreat.It should be related to not enough rest, Shen Qianyi feels a little sleepy now, it seems that he needs to get rid of the early morning first, and then come back to catch up on sleep.

The court ladies and eunuchs surrounded Shen Qianyi, the scene was lively, but everyone's footsteps were silent.Because...they know that the emperor likes to be quiet, and what he dislikes the most is noise.

After the maids and eunuchs finished their tasks and dispersed, Zheng Quande stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, the imperial chariot is ready."

As soon as Shen Qianyi went out the door, he saw a sedan chair that was not too big, but definitely not too small, parked in front of him.Seeing Shen Qianyi, the eight strong eunuchs who were carrying the sedan chair immediately lowered the sedan chair to make it easier for Shen Qianyi to enter.

After Shen Qianyi sat firmly, the sedan chair was immediately lifted up and headed towards Fengtian Hall.Fengtian Temple is the destination of this group of people, and it is also the place of the early dynasty.

Shen Qianyi pulled out the dark cabinet, picked up a pastry, and ate it slowly.It is a real "one piece", the pastry is made into a rose, so lifelike, it looks like a work of art, and people can't bear to destroy it.This definitely does not include Shen Qianyi!

System 74748 circled around Shen Qianyi and said, "Host, you've adapted so quickly!"

System 74748's voice was full of exclamation. If it was someone else, he would either be at a loss or excited.Only Shen Qianyi, the host, was indifferent. System 74748 didn't know how to feel about it. When its previous hosts became the emperor, they were excited for a long time. It lasted for several days and short for several hours.

You know, this is the emperor!

Modern society pays attention to the equality of everyone, although in many places it may not be possible for everyone to be equal.Even in the textbooks and the speeches of national leaders, it is said that the monarchy system in feudal society is unscientific and irreversible, but how many men fantasize that they are emperors in feudal society.

Wake up and take control of the world, drunk on the knees of beautiful women.

"Chi—" Shen Qianyi sneered, and said, "This is the emperor!"It was indeed exciting, but Shen Qianyi didn't take it seriously.When he was in modern times, he was the president, and in the whole world, he was in the same position as the emperor.

In the eyes of outsiders, luxury cars, fine wine, beautiful girls, money, and status are all within easy reach, but in the eyes of those close to him, Shen Qianyi's life is no different from that of an ascetic.Even... even harder than an ascetic.Even an ascetic monk also has time for entertainment and leisure, and Shen Qianyi...except when facing Shen Qianxi, he looks a little smiling, other people, hehe...

Shen Qianyi always remembers one sentence, with great power comes great responsibility.The power of the emperor is indeed great, but there are many similar emperors in the past dynasties, Li Shimin in the Tang Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang in the Ming Dynasty, Yongzheng in the Qing Dynasty...

Shen Qianyi also received the memory of the original owner after crossing through the initial chaos. The original owner wrote over a dozen catties of memorials a day.Occasionally, I have to go to the harem to sow seeds.

At that time, Shen Qianyi was still thinking, tsk tsk, this life is much more difficult than his.No one forced him to sow seeds!

"Emperor-up-drive-to-"

Zheng Quande's high-pitched voice rang out, drawn out long, and echoed in the slightly silent space.

Shen Qianyi adjusted the crown in front of her eyes so that it would not shake.Although these beads are indeed beautiful, in order to maintain the emperor's calm and reliable image, the shaking frequency of these beads is extremely small.

When Shen Qianyi sat on the dragon chair, she had only one thought—why is this chair so uncomfortable to sit on?

Even if the chair itself is made of gold, even if it is inlaid with one hundred and eight gems and pearls, even if it is engraved with the most top-level and fine patterns of this era, it will not change... This chair does not conform to the essence of ergonomics!

After sitting for less than 10 minutes, Shen Qianyi didn't want to sit any longer.

So, Shen Qianyi glanced at Zheng Quande who was standing beside him.Zheng Quande successfully received Shen Qianyi's gaze, took a step forward, and said, "Start playing if there is something to do, and retreat to court if there is nothing to do—"

All the officials in the hall looked at each other, and went through the words they wanted to say in their minds.I found... It doesn't seem to be important, why don't we talk about it tomorrow?

Now as long as a discerning person can see that the emperor is in a bad mood, hit the muzzle of a gun or something, let's forget it!

Then, Shen, the false emperor, the real president, and Qian Yi went to court for the first time and ended in only 13 minutes and 34 seconds.

After leaving court, Shen Qianyi quickly returned to his low-key and luxurious dormitory, so that the whole world knew that he was very low-key and luxurious... and slept soundly for three hours.

When he woke up again, Zheng Quande quietly approached him and said: "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager held a flower viewing party in the Imperial Garden, and the empress dowagers from all the palaces have arrived. Excuse me, do you want to go?"

Because of the noisy system 74748 next to him, Shen Qianyi could only nod helplessly.

The weather at this time can't be said to be cold, but it won't be the summer when it's so cool that you can't wait to wear nothing!

Ever since she appeared in the Imperial Garden, Shen Qianyi walked into the area of ​​the flower viewing party, and when she arrived at the center of the flower viewing party - where the queen and others were located, she received the glances of five coolly dressed girls, and saw seven girls wanting to show off their clothes The scenery on his chest, and he heard the tender voices of ten girls.

Shen Qianyi with a slumped face did not look sideways, making those delicate, charming, or pure girls look downcast.

The queen sitting on the top and... a woman who was supposed to be a noble concubine looked at this scene with a smile, as if she didn't care that Shen Qianyi was hooked up by others.

Sitting between the empress and the concubine (the person's face was the same as the concubine in Shen Qianyi's memory), the empress was gentle and dignified like a fairy concubine, worthy of the title of "the first beauty in Qinglin" before she entered the palace, she said: "The emperor , this time the flower viewing party, you have to appreciate it carefully, my sister is ingenious!"

The imperial concubine on the other side smiled slightly, her face was charming like a fairy, but she also carried a noble and inviolable aura, which was very attractive.The imperial concubine smiled and said: "What ingenuity is there in this concubine! It's not because of the empress's trust that I gave this chance to this concubine. As long as the emperor and queen don't laugh at me, it will be fine."

Facing the two beauties who are enough to arouse the crazy pursuit and desire of modern men, Shen Qianyi remains indifferent and remains expressionless.With a faint nod, the prelude to this flower viewing party was kicked off.

When viewing flowers, Shen Qianyi knew that the main character was a flower just by hearing the name, but he didn't know if this flower also included the large and small Xieyu flowers present.

In this era, no matter how ingenious, Shen Qianyi who has seen many scenes cannot be shocked.

From the beginning of the flower viewing party to the end of the flower viewing party, Shen Qianyi remained expressionless and her eyes were calm.This made the concubines who had been secretly watching him a little confused. Usually, when facing them, although Shen Qianyi was expressionless, her aura would be more or less soft, but...

Why is the emperor still so fearsome!

The concubines who wanted to approach but dared not approach looked at Shen Qianyi with grievances.

The empress and concubine are quite satisfied. Anyway, they are in their positions, as long as they don't make any unforgivable mistakes, such as treason or rape in the harem, their status will not change.

But peace of mind is one thing, they don't want to see the emperor being fascinated by some goblin, although, this may be too small to be impossible!

After the flower viewing party was over, the low-ranking concubines were a little reluctant to part with her.The current emperor is not someone who likes to be nostalgic for the harem, the chances of them meeting Shen Qianyi can be counted all year round.It's understandable for them to be so reluctant.

Shen Qianyi walked alone on the cobblestone path in the imperial garden, followed by Zheng Quande, still far away.

Shen Qianyi said to System 74748 floating in front of him: "System, you don't need to test me!"

System 74748 circled around Shen Qianyi, with a soft voice full of grievance, guilt, and excitement, "Master host, you are so kind!"

Shen Qianyi's lips moved, and the cold voice was extremely low, but it was clearly audible and extremely pleasant, "You can rest assured that even if this place is a hundred times better, I will still return to my original world of."

——Not only for his stupid and cute younger brother, but also for... that stud father!

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System 74748 was extremely satisfied after hearing Shen Qianyi's words.I don't know how many hosts are stuck in this world, unwilling to leave, causing their level to drop and drop again and again.

Now that it has found Shen Qianyi as its host, even though it knows that the other party has concerns and unrevenge in the original world, it still does not dare to bet.so……

It simply advances the feudal overhead dungeon that should have come in a few more worlds. If... if this host is as reluctant as the previous host to be the emperor's position and the emperor's power and glory, it... it will get it first Kill this host, and then self-destruct the program!

snort!

Time passed quickly, and the moon soon appeared in the sky in the "expectation" of Shen Qianyi and system 74748.The reason why Shen Qianyi "looked forward" was that he was finally able to vent his depression. Ever since Shen Qianxi told him what a stallion man was, he had been holding his breath.

This time, if you succeed in the trial, that's good, if you don't succeed, then it's practice.But in Shen Qianyi's dictionary, the word "failure" does not exist!

And the reason why the system 74748 looks forward to it is that the host's resentment towards the stallion man is full, and it is looking forward to how the host will treat the mission target!

When Shen Qianyi changed his clothes and was about to leave the palace, Zheng Quande came to report: "Your Majesty, the Prime Minister is asking to see you."

Shen Qianyi paused, Prime Minister Xuanyuan?The father of Xuanyuan?

After thinking about it, he said, "Let him in." According to the memory of this body, the relationship between the original owner and Prime Minister Xuanyuan is not bad.

After a while, a man who looked about 25 came in.Prime Minister Xuanyuan is really young!According to memory, this prime minister is only [-] years old, but his ability is first-class.He and the original owner grew up together, they can be regarded as close friends.Perhaps it was also because of this that Prime Minister Xuanyuan stood up to support the original owner when he ascended the throne, and helped the original owner through those dark and unclear years.

And how could such a person allow his son to beat and abuse another son?

Not very scientific!

So, Shen Qianyi said: "There is a poetry meeting in Wangjiang Tower tonight, you and I will go together."

Prime Minister Xuanyuan froze for a moment, then nodded, the smile on his face was still gentle.Ah, I forgot to mention that Prime Minister Xuanyuan has a facial paralysis, a smiling facial paralysis, smiling all the time, gentle smiles, shallow smiles, and of course ironic and contemptuous smiles.No matter what kind of smile it is, Prime Minister Xuanyuan can control it very well, giving full play to the deep meaning of all kinds of laughter.

Then, Prime Minister Xuanyuan went to change clothes.

Then, the two met at the gate of the palace.Prime Minister Xuanyuan was alone, he guessed that Shen Qianyi wanted to go out and experience life, and find some talents by the way.In order not to make a fuss, he also changed into clothes that looked good but did not reveal his identity. He even put the jade badge that represented his identity in his sleeve.

Shen Qianyi only followed Zheng Quande behind him, but there were quite a few people behind him, which is also normal.

It is dusk now, the night market has not yet appeared, and the stalls during the day have also closed a lot, and pedestrians on the road are also hurrying to and fro.

Shen Qianyi said: "It seems that we came at the wrong time!"

Prime Minister Xuanyuan smiled and said, "Qianyi..."

Shen Qianyi froze for a moment, then remembered that the ancients had names and surnames, and "Qianyi" happened to be the surname given to the original owner by the late emperor.It's just that the original owner is an emperor, not to mention his name, even if he has a name, there are not many people who call him, not only the qualifications are not enough, but the friendship is not enough.Especially as Shen Qianyi has been in power for a long time, his prestige has become more and more serious, and no one dares to rely on his old age to sell his old age.

After all, Prime Minister Xuanyuan was the only one who could, dared to, and knew how to scream.

Xuanyuan didn't notice Shen Qianyi's stupefaction, what's the reason... Shen Qianyi's expressionless face all the year round maintained his image.

Xuanyuan continued: "There is no place we can go now, why don't we go to Wangjiang Tower to sit first, now it is only half an hour away from the poetry meeting, there should be someone there!"

Shen Qianyi nodded, he also deliberately picked this time.I don't know if it's because this is the first world, or because of some reason, he doesn't want to waste a moment of time now.He has been in a daze all day today!

daze?What a novel experience.

Wangjiang Tower is well-known in this part of the capital. Besides the delicious dishes here, it is also said that this is the first stop of the imperial chef after leaving the palace. It is also the palace in the hearts of all Qinglin Chinese scholars.The poetry meeting held every year is also a favorite of all literati. If one becomes a blockbuster at the poetry meeting, it will basically go straight from there.

According to statistics, there are 34 Hanlin masters who came out of here, more than [-] high-ranking officials and favorite ministers, and there are countless other celebrities, large and small.

As soon as their footsteps turned, Shen Qianyi and Xuanyuan turned to Wangjiang Tower.

There was already a circle of people around the gate of the Wangjiang Tower, noisy, Shen Qianyi looked at Zheng Quande, Zheng Quande made it clear and quietly disappeared.Afterwards, he appeared in front of Shen Qianyi and Xuanyuan again, and said: "Master, the Wangjiang Tower has released the upper couplet, and only those who match the upper one are allowed to enter. No one has matched the lower couplet yet."

Xuanyuan asked: "What is the Shanglian?"

Zheng Quande said respectfully: "Wangjiang tower, Wangjiang flow, Wangjiang tower looks at the river flow, the river tower through the ages, the river flow through the ages."

Xuanyuan smiled and said to Shen Qianyi: "Qianyi, the person who came up with this couplet is considered appropriate to the occasion. How about we experience 'Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Liu' later?"

Shen Qianyi nodded, the entire capital city is only near the river, it is a strange thing that this building was originally built by the river.Before the Wangjiang Tower appeared, Linjiang always flooded every ten or twenty years, breaking up many families.On the other hand, because Linjiang is within the territory of the capital, it can be said whether it can be cured or not.

And Wangjiang Tower was built in front of Linjiang, and many people called it an idiot, saying that the owner had nowhere to spend his money and wanted to throw it into the water.As a result, surprisingly, the appearance of Wangjiang Tower seems to have suppressed the evil spirits at the bottom of the river. After a hundred years, Linjiang is still calm.

The two of them chatted without lowering their voices at all, and the scholars who heard them looked at the two with some disdain, thinking, this couplet has been posted on it for so long, and no one has answered it.Could it be that they got it right when they wanted to?

Xuanyuan wrote the second couplet on the paper and asked Zheng Quande to hand it over.

Shen Qianyi glanced at it, and it was "the competition poetry stage, the poetry competition talent, the poetry competition talent competition on the poetry competition stage, the peerless poetry stage, the peerless poetry talent".On the contrary, I like it. Xuanyuan's literary talents are not boastful. Not only is it a complete confrontation with the Shanglian, but it also fits the occasion.

Afterwards, Shen Qianyi and Xuanyuan walked into Wangjiang Tower under the gaze of a bunch of eyeballs and chins around them.

After entering the Wangjiang Tower, someone came up to greet them immediately, and greeted the two of them up to the second floor of the Wangjiang Tower in a courteous but not flattering manner.Shen Qianyi thought that this was the reason why Xuanyuan and Absolutely accidentally exposed the jade plaque in his sleeve when they came in.Didn't everyone on the first floor look at Shen Qianyi and Xuanyuan in surprise?

Shen Qianyi has no objection to this at all. If the privileged class has no privileges, is it still called the privileged class?

Moreover, Shen Qianyi very, hated, hated the way those people looked at him!That would give Shen Qianyi the urge to gouge out their eyeballs.

Not long after entering the room on the second floor, someone knocked on the door, and an elegant middle-aged man opened the door.As soon as the man came in, he saluted and said, "Caomin has seen the prime minister."

Xuanyuan just smiled and told him to get up, the middle-aged man stood up straight, and didn't dare to glance casually.Xuanyuan said: "Today I just went out with my friends to have a look, and there is no other meaning."

The middle-aged man watched his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose, but he thought in his heart that he could count the people who could be called brothers and brothers with the powerful Prime Minister and behaved so naturally, with a single slap.But without exception, none of them could be offended by a small businessman like him.

So, the middle-aged man said respectfully, "Yes, Your Excellency."

Since the prime minister has said so, then just come and see?In any case, after the middle-aged man decides to wait out, he must send the smartest buddy to stand by.

Before the middle-aged man withdrew, he raised his eyes and only saw a corner of the clothes of the prime minister's "friend".see