The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

Tang Shunan tidied himself up, even though he tidied up, he just took a good bath and changed into clothes with not so many patches.Tang Shunan touched the imprint between his eyebrows through the blurred water surface. This imprint is the biggest difference from his previous life.

Today, Tang Anyi's husband rarely asked him to come out to work early in the morning.As soon as the hour passed, people from the Li family came to the door.Tang Anyi's husband called Tang Shunan to let the Li family take a good look.

Grandma Li looked at Tang Shun'an, who had a sallow complexion, and said, "Why didn't you come out to see Shunhe from your family?" The "Shunhe" Li Grandmo called was the brother who was known as a flower in ten miles and eight villages. Son.

Tang Shun'an didn't move his eyebrows, but the memory of "Tang Shun'an" was not very obvious about the appearance of Tang Shunhe from his uncle's house.Maybe it's because the two never collided.But Tang Shunan remembered that Tang Shunhe was not so polite to him, and treated him like a servant, the whole uncle's family was like that.Apart from an older brother, Tang Anyi's family also has a father named Tang Shunxiang.This Tang Shunxiang is not in Tangjia Village now, it is said that he has gone to the provincial capital to study, and he still has the name of a child.

Tang Anyi's husband also looked unhappy, thinking to himself, that dying man in your family still wants to marry his Shunhe?What a daydream!

But he couldn't say that, he was still counting on Tang Shunan to get more money for his family after he got married.If you offend your "in-laws" now, how will you get money in the future?

So, Tang Anyi's husband said, "Ah Li, Shun'an is not bad! He..."

Ama Li looked at Tang Shun'an's sallow and sallow face, and felt a choke in her heart.Such a little Douding doesn't look like it will grow well.He is looking for someone to take care of Xingzhe, not asking an ancestor to take care of him!

At this time, Tang Shunan said: "Auntie, let me talk to Auntie Li!"

Tang Anyi's husband gave Tang Shunan a warning look, and left.He didn't really want to talk to Aunt Li either, the critical look in his eyes seemed to make him want to yell at him, as if his family's Shunhe was unattractive!

Tang Shunan said in a low voice: "Ah Li, I want to marry Brother Xingze..." Tang Shunan thought, this Li Amo must like Li Xingze's son very much, otherwise it won't be two or three years, and he is still looking for a brother .Therefore, Tang Shunan used "think" instead of "willing", and used active words instead of the slightly high-profile "permit".

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When Li Ama left, she was smiling all over her face, and said to Tang Anyi's husband that a matchmaker would be invited to come tomorrow.

Tang Anyi's husband was very surprised. When he entered the living room, he saw Tang Shunan standing there.Some wondered, "What's going on?"

Tang Shun'an only said that he was willing to marry, and the next second Tang Anyi's husband's face changed drastically, and he drove Tang Shun'an into the kitchen.

Tang Shunan endured it, waiting for him...after he left the Tang family...

Time passed quickly, and Tang Shunan entered Li's house two months later.Everyone in Tangjia Village knew that the nephew of Tang Anyi's family married the grandfather of the Li family who hadn't seen him for three years.

Many people are laughing at Tang Anyi's heartlessness and Tang Shunan's pity, but that's all.It's impossible for them to call and discuss for Tang Shunan, who doesn't know that the husband of Tang Anyi's family is a bitch?

Tang Shun and a rooster worshiped at the hall, the whole wedding banquet did not have any joyful atmosphere, and everyone who came to drink was silent.They also know what's going on...

When Tang Shun'an was sent into Li Xingze's room, Tang Shun'an was relieved.Lifting his hijab and looking around, Tang Shunan had to admit that the Li family was really rich.

Then, Tang Shunan walked into the bed and looked at the young man with his eyes closed on the bed.This person is Li Xingze, right?

Tang Shun'an carefully looked at him, and found that Li Xingze was good-looking. No wonder he told Li Amo that he liked Li Xingze since he was a child.Now is just the time to push the boat along with the flow, Li Ama has no objection.

Li Xingze's facial features are stiff, perhaps because of five years of military life, even with his eyes closed, this person still has a chill.Tang Shunan thought, if this person is awake, he must be someone with a strong sense of presence.With this appearance, if the other party hadn't been in a coma for three years, it really wouldn't be his turn to be an abused child.

However, the other party has been in a coma for three years, and no one knows whether he will continue to be in a coma in the future.However, to Tang Shunan, it didn't matter anymore, he just used this person to escape from the Tang family.The filial piety of this era is more important than he imagined. If Tang Shun'an had left the Tang family before, although others would say that the Tang family was unkind, they would definitely accuse him of being unfilial.As a result, his reputation was almost ruined.

But now it's different, he is now Li Tang's, the Li family.If he rejects the Tang family, no one else will say anything...

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Shen Qianyi did not pay too much attention to the protagonist's farming life.He was just thinking that it has been almost a year since he left the palace, why hasn't he heard the news of the war between Xuan and Bian?

Could it be that Xuan Jingrui still really let the sloppy Bian Guo go?Don't be ridiculous, if Xuan Jingrui is so tolerant, Yong country will not be merged into Xuan country's map.

Waiting and waiting, Shen Qianyi didn't wait for the news of the war, but waited for it——

Jin Zhimi!

After Shen Qianyi washed up early in the morning, he took a walk in his yard and practiced kung fu by the way.He hasn't practiced the ancient spirit formula for a long time.It's not difficult to pick it up again, it's just a little rusty.

Just when someone knocked on the door, Shen Qianyi went to open it.At most, his door was knocked once every three or four months, and most of them were village chiefs.The house that Tang Pingjun built for Shen Qianyi was a courtyard with three entrances, which was the first in Tangjia Village.Such a "luxury" house, few people in Tangjia Village dare to approach it, for fear that if a brick is knocked off, they will lose their entire family.

As a result, when Shen Qianyi opened the door, he saw Jin Zhimi smiling brightly.

Shen Qianyi's eyes widened in embarrassment, is this Jin Zhimi?

Shen Qianyi closed the door subconsciously, but was blocked by Jin Zhimi.

Jin Zhimi said: "Qianyi, is this how you treat old friends?"

Shen Qianyi pursed her lips, and after a while, Shen Qianyi said, "Come in..."

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Shen Qianyi asked: "Zhimi, what are you doing here?"

Jin Zhimi said: "I haven't told you my secret yet! Of course I will keep my promise."

"..." Shen Qianyi asked again: "Then can you tell me now?"

Jin Zhimi asked back: "Qianyi, do you plan to live in this nest forever?"

Shen Qianyi frowned slightly, and said: "So what?" Jin Zhimi was not on the battlefield, but came to look for him... Jin Zhimi knew it, so did Xuan Jingrui know it too?However, until now, Xuan Jingrui's person has not appeared, does it mean that he has given up?

Shen Qianyi looked at the smiling Jin Zhimi in front of him again, could it be his reason?

Jin Zhimi said: "Then I will stay here with you. After two years, I will tell you my secret..."

Shen Qianyi was a little dazed, he was the one who said to tell him the secret, and he was the one who said to continue to wait.Is Jin Zhimi's secret important or not?

So far, Jin Zhimi has taken root in Shen Qianyi's Sanjin courtyard.Jin Zhimi's room is next to Shen Qianyi's room, according to Jin Zhimi's statement: Anyway, there are only two masters in such a big yard, why live closer.At that time, there is no need to run around when the servants notify.

Shen Qianyi looked at Jin Zhimi's expectant eyes, and agreed by mistake.

Every morning, the first thing Jin Zhimi does after getting up is to pull Shen Qianyi up for a walk.

One morning, before Shen Qianyi could put on the disguise ointment, Jin Zhimi pushed the door open and entered.The flower seal between Shen Qianyi's eyebrows was barely half covered, Shen Qianyi didn't react quickly at that time, and then watched Jin Zhimi getting closer and closer.

Jin Zhimi took the ointment from Shen Qianyi's hand very naturally, took a handkerchief, and wiped off the wet ointment with some water.After wiping, Jin Zhimi said calmly, "Qianyi, it's better not to use this thing, you will feel uncomfortable if you use it for a long time."

"Oh."

I don't know if it's due to his own psychological reasons, but Shen Qianyi always felt that he was much more relaxed without applying the Yi Rong Ointment.Thinking of the awakening period, just wiping his forehead, his whole body will feel uncomfortable, maybe this flower seal is really my lifeblood?

Shen Qianyi doesn't care if he is walking in the yard, but why does Jin Zhimi pull him outside?

Jin Zhimi said with a smile: "Qianyi, wouldn't it be nice to go out together like this?"

Shen Qianyi frowned, did Jin Zhimi's character design collapse?Wouldn't he have smiled so... so... kindly before?Obviously, the other party's facial features and personality tend to be cold and hard...

Walking on the field path, everyone who saw Shen Qianyi was stunned.

Shen Qianyi was still walking slowly, and then two people walked towards him, a father and a brother.Before Shen Qianyi could react, Jin Zhimi beside him looked at the two of them, then thought for a while and said, "Li Xingze?"

Li Xingze's body stiffened even more by Tang Shunan's arm. He didn't expect to be able to go to the ground just after waking up for a month.You can bump into your ex-boss when you go out for a stroll, such luck...

Li Xingze dared to fight and kill in the army, he was promoted quickly, and he was already a centurion before returning to his hometown.The reason why Jin Zhimi knew him was because during another siege, Li Xingze was assigned to Jin Zhimi's direct command.Jin Zhimi still has a little impression of the brave Li Xingze.

But for Li Xingze, following Jin Zhimi that time was the craziest period of his life.Because Jin Zhimi is such a big target, the enemy will definitely greet him immediately.Even Li Xingze, who was following behind Jin Zhimi, was under intensive care, and he also "watched" how Jin Zhimi was in charge of the gate at a close distance, and no one could do anything about it.Later, I followed Jin Zhimi to see it...

Shen Qianyi!

Li Xingze was stiff just now, not only because he saw Jin Zhimi, but also because he discovered——

The awesome Mr. Shen has a flower mark between his eyebrows. Does this mean that Mr. Shen is a brother?

Being supported by Tang Shunan, Li Xingze couldn't salute, and Jin Zhimi didn't care.Jin Zhimi looked at Tang Shunan beside Li Xingze, and said, "This is your husband?"

Li Xingze said respectfully: "Yes, this is my husband, is there anything I can do to help?"

Tang Shunan stood beside Li Xingze, didn't speak, just watched quietly.The two people in front of them are unexpectedly handsome, one is handsome, the other is beautiful...

Li Xingze woke up two months ago, and after the two talked openly and honestly, they decided to live together as a partner.

Tang Shunan felt some of Li Xingze's character based on the brief chat, such as being calm, planning before acting and so on.The only one who can make Du Xuanang so respectful and fearful is someone with a higher official rank than him and a strong personality.Seeing the toughness of the other party, he should also be a member of the army, right?

As for the other one, it was hard for Tang Shunan not to control his gaze.If this person were placed in modern times, he would be someone who had overtaken a bunch of celebrities, and the other person was full of dignity, with clear eyes and no awkward demeanor.If it weren't for the flower seal between his eyebrows, he would have thought the other party was a father.

You know, he has been in this world for nearly half a year, and he has never seen such a... "man" brother!

Jin Zhimi and Li Xingze separated after chatting for a few words. After returning to the room at night, Li Xingze talked about Jin Zhimi and Shen Qianyi to Tang Shunan.He picked one or two very typical but insignificant cases and told Tang Shunan that Tang Shunan was full of admiration. He never thought that in this world, he could still see "women disguised as men".The point is, it has successfully deceived tens of thousands of people!

Even if he was placed in Shen Qianyi's position, Tang Shunan could not guarantee that he would be as perfect as Shen Qianyi.

Then, thinking of the two walking side by side on the path in the field today, Tang Shunan asked: "What is the relationship between the general and Mr. Shen..."?

Li Xingze thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's my relationship with you?"

Tang Shunan pursed her lips, what is the relationship between them?Does it mean married, or just "partners" who live together?

Tang Shunan, who came from modern times, thought again that he is a base, so he will naturally be corrupt. If those rotten women find out, they will definitely yell "Cruel General Gong x Wisdom Forbidden--I want to accept it."Tang Shunan thought again, the way Jin Zhimi smiled at Shen Qianyi, maybe it was a loyal dog attack?

Shen Qianyi waited for a long time, and finally got the news of the war between Xuan State and Bian State.

Shen Qianyi, who was waiting for the victory with peace of mind, drank tea and read a book under the tree, feeling very comfortable.At this time, Jin Zhimi on the side said: "Qianyi, let's live like this for the rest of our lives, okay?"

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Xuan Jingrui, who was far away in the palace, held the secret security in his hand and remained silent for a long time.Even though he was already mentally prepared, when he really saw the two of them together, he still felt heartbroken and irritable...

But thinking of Jin Zhimi's words, Xuan Jingrui had to admit that compared to him, Jin Zhimi was the best person to accompany Shen Qianyi.

"Your Majesty, allow me to resign as a general! I want to be by his side for the rest of my time."

"He's gone now!"

"When he disappeared, I went to look for him. If I couldn't find him for a day, it would only take a month or a year! Even if it was a lifetime, I would go there!"

"Why are you bothering? Don't you know what kind of person he is? If he wants to hide it, we won't let us find it."

"Since you know what kind of person he is, why do you want to force him to be your concubine?"

"I……"

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System 74748: "Main task - unify the world: choose one person to assist him to complete the unification of the world."