The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

System 74748 and Shen Qianxi nestled in the corner, working on the claw machine together.Because Shen Qianyi refused to go to the mission world, and the system 74748, which had been messed up at all, had no chance to challenge Shen Qianyi.

No matter how high the system 74748 jumped, it was still ruthlessly suppressed by Shen Qianyi. The suppressed system 74748 looked at Shen Qianyi's indifferent face, and could only swallow all the words.

Shit, is there such a hard-working system?Have it? ! !

Then, the system 74748 followed Shen Qianyi around, around, in fact, stalking, annoying Shen Qianyi followed it to the mission world.Well, in the end, it wasn't Shen Qianyi who regressed, but System 74748.The boring system 74748 turned to follow behind Shen Qianxi, ahem, mainly to brush the claw machine with Shen Qianyi, like Weibo jokes, xdot.com novels, or... some movies.In other words, system 74748 originally wanted to get into the network, because it would be faster, and any information it wanted was at hand.

Later, Shen Qianxi said, in this case, isn't it meaningless to surf the Internet?

So, system 74748 followed Shen Qianxi to watch it.

Just like now, their posture is - Shen Qianxi is holding the claw machine, watching mesmerized.And the system 74748 is lying on Shen Qianxi's hair, and from time to time there is a sentence of contempt: "It's really too slow, can't you hurry up?"

If Shen Qianxi completely treats the system as 74748, it is deaf to her ears, but if there is too much wind around her ears, her ears will feel cold.When I was excited to watch it once, System 74748's voice of beating (Shen Qianxi's subjective opinion) sounded. Shen Qianxi felt that if he endured it any longer, he would definitely be bullied by System 74748.

In order to ensure her majesty (?), Shen Qianxi put down the claw machine and started to discuss with system 74748.

Shen Qianxi: "Can you keep quiet while I'm watching?"

System 74748: "Then can you jump immediately after reading this system?"

Shen Qianxi thought about it and found it acceptable, then...

Shen Qianxi slammed the pillow angrily, and said, "How can you read so fast?" As a senior novel lover, Shen Qianxi felt that she was not satisfied with the speed of reading novels.Comparing it with system 74748, it is simply a scumbag.

System 74748 also fell angrily... and said, "Why can't you be faster?"

"..." Shen Qianxi was speechless. She had read a lot of novels. As long as it wasn't a classic novel, she could skip and read it.Shen Qianxi's original idea was that after reading the system 74748, his reading is not much worse.Then you can jump to the next page, and then, even guessing and conjecture, it's almost the same.result……

The page just jumped over, and before he had time to read the first paragraph, the system 74748 said he had finished reading it! !

Damn, is this deceiving people?The web page has not even buffered well!

Shen Qianxi wiped her face and said, "Can you change into a human form?"

System 74748: "Does it have the same elongated appearance as you?"

"..." Long strip appearance? "Yes."

System 74748: "Haven't tried."

Shen Qianxi pondered secretly. It seems that the novels mentioned transformations and so on. System 74748 should also be able to do it?Then Shen Qianxi called up a novel, opened a certain chapter for the system 74748 to read, and said temptingly: "You know, after you transform into a human form, you can also go to eat like us." Every time he and Ge Ge When eating, the system 74748 always swallowed his saliva, and the burning eyes made him so straightforward that he couldn't eat anymore.In a month, he lost weight...

System 74748 recalled the Sichuan cuisine that Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi ate a few days ago. Sichuan cuisine is not only spicy, but the top Sichuan cuisine is delicious.Not to mention that the fragrance floats for ten miles, it can also fill the room.

Boiled cabbage, chickpea curd in broth, chicken and cabbage...

System 74748 swallowed again inwardly, it decided to take human form no matter what for this stutterer!

Thus, System 74748 began its boundless journey of transforming into a human form.After the first image came out, Shen Qianxi didn't laugh and collapsed on the sofa, unable to get up.System 74748 didn't need to ask Shen Qianxi's reaction, turned around and went back into shape again.

System 74748 looked at the person in the mirror, they all had a pair of eyes, a nose, and a mouth. Why did Shen Qianxi laugh like that?Obviously this face is very popular on the Internet...

System 74748 looked in the mirror, stubby black eyebrows, round eyes, pouty lips, shouldn't this be cute?

(Shen Qianxi: Believe me, in reality, absolutely no one would look at Crayon Shin-chan’s face and praise her cuteness.)

When she came out again, Shen Qianxi laughed and fell down again.Emma, ​​what's with the sausage mouth?Did it just come out of the studio that was all over the place?

The third time...the fourth time...

Finally, system 74748 angrily came out against Shen Qianxi's face.Now Shen Qianxi was very happy to pull the system 74748 to find Shen Qianyi, and said: "Ge Ge, Ge Ge, look, this is my long-lost twin brother!"

Shen Qianyi: "..."

System 74748: "..."

In the end, the human form of system 74748 is the appearance of Shen Qianxi.It's just that unlike Shen Qianxi's "rich expression", the system 74748 version of "Shen Qianxi" is always expressionless, after all, his essence is still an electronic life.

In order to be able to enjoy the long-awaited food, System 74748 deliberately spent a lot of energy building a body for itself, including a digestive system!The last one is the point.Therefore, the drama Shen Qianxi imagined "after discovering that she has transformed into a human form, the food is still very far away from herself" did not appear.

Shen Qianxi has solved the crisis of the claw machine, but...

"Kacha Kacha", two blue veins popped out on Shen Qianxi's forehead.When Shen Qianxi turned her head, she saw System 74748 holding the claw machine in one hand and constantly moving back and forth between the snack bag and her own mouth with the expressionless face of System [-].

Shen Qianxi roared: "Can't you eat less?"

"Kacha Kacha" system 74748 turned his head and said in a cheerful voice, "No!"

Shen Qianxi: "..."

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The daily life of the two live treasures just brings a little fun to Shen Qianyi's boring and tense life. Every time he is busy in the company, he can always relax when he comes back.

Shen Qianyi held a meeting after Zhang Junchao and other technical houses cracked the PSP program. The participants included thirteen departments including the Propaganda Department, Planning Department, Development Department, and Public Relations Department. The "partner" Qin Zhiyuan was also on the sidelines.

Qin Zhiyuan sat at the bottom, looking at Shen Qianyi's serious side face, thinking a lot.Based on the current psp alone, he can be sure that this Shen Qianyi is the Shen Qianyi in his dream that he has been looking for for a long time!

After the meeting, Qin Zhiyuan took the initiative to stay.Shen Qianyi handed him a document and said, "Are you interested in joining?"

The smile on Qin Zhiyuan's mouth became more and more sincere, and he said, "I didn't expect the people under Mr. Shen to be so powerful..."

Shen Qianyi still accepted it guiltily. He took this thing out, but it was the group of technical nerds in the development department who actually used it.Qin Zhiyuan looked at it, and there was a smile from the heart in his amber eyes.

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While Shen Qianyi's plan was in full swing, the Milan Mansion was not very peaceful.

Shen Qianyi's stud father, Shen Tianao, made fun of the pretty little maid who brought the coffee, and then formally looked at the young man in front of Nanmu's desk.The young man smiled like a gentleman, and said to Shen Tianao: "Tianao, I have something to tell you."

Shen Tianao looked at his assistant Murong Zhide (Chapter 34), and made sure that the other party really had something to say, so he turned away the maid who had been transferred--who was so blushing.As soon as the maid went out, she saw the beauty in red glaring at her in disgust.The maid's face turned pale from fright. This person is the second wife, Qin Zijiao.Not to mention that this lady is very much loved by the master (Shen Tianao), even the background behind this lady is not something she can afford to offend.

The most important thing is that Mrs. Qin has a very bad temper, and she killed anyone who was caught by her having an affair with the master, secretly.

Qin Zijiao glared at the maid and ignored her.Right now she is dressed up beautifully, just in time to ask Brother Shang Tianao to go shopping together.The dress she liked last time was privately ordered, and it happened to be worn for brother Tianao to see, it would be best if...

Qin Zijiao's face was so fair and tender that she couldn't tell it was the face of a mother who had two children over 20 years old, and two blushes appeared.In two days, that She Jian (the national goddess named She Feifeng) will be back, and I'm afraid I won't be able to see Brother Tianao by then.

Qin Zijiao was thinking about it when she heard a crackling sound coming from the study, and she was a little surprised.You must know that the study room has always been a place to discuss secret rooms, and the sound insulation is excellent.At this moment, even those who are standing outside can hear her, one can imagine how loud Shen Tianao's voice is...

In the study, Shen Tianao stared at the red eyes, and asked Murong Zhide across the desk in a hoarse voice, "Is everything written on it true?"

Murong Zhide lowered his head and didn't answer, he didn't think Shen Tianao needed his answer now.However, Murong Zhide's black eyes are no longer a gentle smile, but filled with...thick haze and madness.

It took Shen Tianao a while to regain his composure. It was the first time that such a thing had happened to him after he had been the uncrowned emperor of Hua Kingdom for so many years!He was actually played by the person next to him!

If you don't torture this bastard well, he can't express the hatred in his heart!

A sneer appeared on Shen Tian'ao's handsome and sinister face, and he said, "How long will that bitch come back?"

Murong Zhide took out a notepad, flipped through it, and said, "There are still two days."

Shen Tianao nodded, and then said: "Go and collect the 'evidence', I don't think there will be a drama of 'I am wronged'."

Murong Zhide nodded in understanding, then turned and went out.

As soon as she opened the door, she saw Qin Zijiao in a bright red dress.Disgust flashed in Murong Zhide's eyes, and after being stopped by Qin Zijiao, he didn't say anything.In the study, Shen Tianao let Qin Zijiao in, but Murong Zhide didn't continue, but stood where he was.

The door of the study room was not closed, not because Qin Zijiao didn't close it, but because she didn't have time to close it!

As for why?

Murong Zhide stood where he was, listening to the soft moans and the man's heavy panting, his black eyes were full of coldness.

Shen Tianao...

Just wait, just wait, you can...