The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

"Hey, you two idiots, why don't you go to the queue?"

Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi looked up at the same time, and what they saw was a little boy with black hair and blue eyes, although his facial features were only three-dimensional.The little boy saw that the two were only looking at him, and didn't respond at all, so he couldn't help becoming a little annoyed, and left with a cold snort.As for whether he was angry or not, he was not sure, because the little boy's ears were red.

Shen Qianxi searched for memories and said, "Ge Ge, we are in an orphanage now." Shen Qianxi looked up at the time and said, "It may be time for lunch now."

The lunch for the two was very simple, a piece of bread and a bottle of nutritional supplements.

After eating, Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi went back to their bedroom.I don't know if it is the arrangement of system 74748, Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi's dormitory is the same.And in this world of missions, technology seems to be extremely advanced, as far as Shen Qianyi knows, the thing that looks like a bracelet on his wrist and Shen Qianxi's wrist is still an optical brain held by every citizen of this world.After birth registration, you can get one for free, bound to your basic information and gene sequence.

After Shen Qianxi cleaned up her memories, she smiled and said, "Ge Ge, I'm one year older than you now!"

Shen Qianxi's body is now ten years old, while Shen Qianyi is only nine years old.The reason why Shen Qianxi entered the orphanage was that Shen Qianxi's "parents" crashed in a plane (the space traveler encountered an interstellar pirate and died), but Shen Qianxi's original owner was thrown into this Holy Light Orphanage since she was a child, and grew up in the orphanage.

Shen Qianyi raised her eyelids and glanced at Shen Qianxi, but said nothing.Just like Shen Qianxi, even if she is ten years older than him now, isn't she being taken care of by him?

The life in the orphanage was unexpectedly peaceful for Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi. The Shengguang Orphanage was very large, and it was said to be the largest orphanage in Capital Star.The Holy Light Orphanage is divided into ten districts for management, and Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi are within the jurisdiction of the sixth district.As soon as Shen Qianyi calmed down, he began to think about how to become the leader of the army.

This world has great longing and admiration for soldiers. That's because there are two main political systems in this world, one federation and one empire, and the Holy Light Orphanage is located on the outskirts of the capital of the empire, Xingxing.The federation and the empire, as you can tell, are two completely different methods of governance.And both sides also dislike each other, a small battle in three years, a big battle in five years, the so-called "peaceful exchange" is also full of gunpowder.

And if the people at the bottom want to counterattack, joining the army is the best way out.In the history of the empire, there were two grassroots marshals, five commoner generals, dozens of commoner generals, and countless ranks down.Especially now that the friction between the Empire and the Federation is getting more and more serious, and the success rate of military success is getting higher and higher.

If you want to be successful, you must join the army!There are also two ways to join the army, one is to go directly to the army registration point to register, which is the way of struggle from the bottom up; the other is to enter the military academy and then enter the army.Both methods have their own advantages and disadvantages. The former is more likely to gain military merit and is faster, and can accumulate enough combat experience. However, it takes more effort to start fighting from the bottom.And entering the military school...

This method is what Shen Qianyi prefers. In the military academy, Shen Qianyi can learn more comprehensive relevant knowledge.Moreover, it's not that he didn't perform well in the military academy, and then he has a higher status as soon as he enters the army.But this method is not so easy. One is that military academies are not so easy to pass, and the other is that the academic year of military academies is... ten years!

The age group for admission is from fifteen to twenty, and it is not ruled out that some amazing talents are allowed to enroll early or make exceptions (age over twenty) to the upper echelon of the military academy.Calculated in this way, if you successfully graduate from the military academy, you will be 25 to [-] years old.Does it sound particularly "old", but it really doesn't matter to people in this future world, because the average life expectancy in this world has reached [-]!And the age of adulthood has been pushed to forty, although... because of the maturity of some omega, the age of adulthood of omega is not stable, when they are in heat, they will become adults.

Calculated in this way, Omega is even more pitiful.Three hundred years of lifespan, except for the old age after 250 years old and the first ten or twenty years of life, omega's life is spent in bed, either being fucked, or being pregnant and giving birth...

Back to the topic, military academies are not only difficult to pass, but also difficult to graduate.Although the military academy has a ten-year system, it does not mean that a military cadet can only spend ten years in school!If you fail the exam, or fail the assessment in all aspects, you will be repeated!And the number of repetitions allowed in each grade is three times, which means that the longest time a person can stay in a military academy is 30 years!There are three chances to repeat a grade in one grade, and thirty times in ten grades, that is, 30 years!

Of course, the people who have stayed in the military academy for 30 years have not appeared for the time being. After all, even if they have a long life span, they cannot afford this kind of waste.If a student repeats three times in three consecutive grades, he will be dismissed and transferred to another school.

It is because of this system that Shen Qianyi is particularly worried about Shen Qianxi.You know, Shen Qianxi has been flying at low altitudes since she was a child...

Shen Qianyi's character has always been the pursuit of perfection, either not to do it, or the best.At present, the best military academy in the empire is the imperial academy in the capital star territory!From the name, one can tell that it was built under the order of the highest imperial family in the empire, and the federation also has a corresponding federal military academy.Most of the championships in various military academies are produced between these two military academies. It is not ruled out that there may be "accidents". After all, other military academies are not scumbags, such as the Dick Military Academy of the Empire, the Raymond Military Academy, and the Home of the Federation. Sri Lanka Military Academy, Birel Military Academy, etc.

Military academies are inherently difficult to pass, and among the empire and the federation, the imperial * and federation military academies are the most difficult to pass.How difficult is it?It is more convincing to enumerate specific figures. Last year, 370 million people of the right age applied for the Imperial College, but only 1 were finally admitted.Spread out like this, one person has to defeat more than [-] people to be able to enter the imperial school.And the Federal Military Academy is about the same ratio.

When Shen Qianxi heard the comparison of the numbers, she was immediately shocked.what to do?He is really not confident that he can defeat tens of thousands of people to enter the Imperial School...

System 74748 said lightly: "Hmph, you can figure it out! The safety of the host (virginity) is in your hands!"

Listening to this, Shen Qianxi ignited raging blood again!

Greg, wait!A better tomorrow is waiting for us!

However, Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi are now nine years old and the other ten years old, no matter what, they will have to wait for six years - Shen Qianxi will never take the exam by herself.

Six years is enough time for Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi to thoroughly familiarize themselves with this world, as well as...to prepare for the exam.

However, Shen Qianxi felt that it would be very difficult for him to leave a whole body, let alone the military academy exam six years later, even the exam that was just around the corner...

Shen Qianxi opened the compulsory teaching textbook, looking at the tadpole script and distorted characters one by one, her eyes were dazzled.Damn it, he wasn't so...so...perverted in the exam!

Shen Qianyi also silently put down the textbook, raised her wrist, and pressed a button on the bracelet-shaped optical computer.Then I found the world's... children's enlightenment textbook on the Internet!

Start learning from the most "simple" ones, and even Shen Qianxi is also learning together with an awkward face...

The final exam was just around the corner, so it was impossible to pass the exam, so this time, both Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi failed.Shen Qianyi looked at the test paper in his hand with a dark face in his heart, but on the surface he obediently listened to the teacher's admonition.Shen Qianyi is fine, after all he still has a reason for the death of his parents, but Shen Qianxi...

Shen Qianxi was scolded so badly by the teacher that he hadn't been able to rest yet, so he was forced to complete this test paper in the office.But is this possible?So, at dusk, Shen Qianxi still held the pen and froze in place.Finally, the teacher sighed and said, "Qianxi, even if you came from an orphanage, you can't give up on yourself like this! You can go back with your test paper. When I come in next semester, I hope that what I see is not a paper. Blank paper..."

Shen Qianxi took the test paper and said, "Understood, teacher."

Therefore, this winter vacation, both Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi had a bad time!Fortunately, the studies of the two of them are not difficult now. After the two of them have studied the textbooks for the second and third grades by themselves, they will be able to master them.This comprehension refers to Shen Qianyi, but Shen Qianxi is still at the stage where she can accept it, but she can't react immediately.However, even at this level, it was enough for Shen Qianxi to complete the test paper!

In the second semester, Shen Qianyi ordered Shen Qianxi to study hard and achieve excellent grades!For this reason, the system 74748 was specially asked to monitor Shen Qianxi. Anyway, the task target has not yet appeared, and the role of the system 74748 is basically equal to zero. Although the task target has appeared, the role of the system 74748 is still not great...

After getting the first grade in the whole grade in the second semester, Shen Qianyi went to the teacher with a sincere face and asked him how he could get into the God* school.

The teacher looked at Shen Qianyi in surprise, saying that there are quite a few ambitious people in the orphanage, but there is really no one who is determined to rely on the Emperor* School as soon as he comes up.Not to say anything, but the resources of the orphanage are always a little less than other children's resources, and the difficulty of entering the imperial school will also increase.

The teacher also seriously asked Shen Qianyi why, and Shen Qianyi said with a bit of hatred in his eyes: "I want to avenge my parents!" The teacher knew it well, and he also knew something about the child's experience.It was precisely because of his understanding that he could only comfort Shen Qianyi after Shen Qianyi "sadly failed the exam" last semester.Now that Shen Qianyi has "adjusted", he can only be happy!

The education system in this world is very considerate, entering school at the age of six, compulsory for nine years, and then directly "entering the university".The compulsory education school for Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi was established by the Shengguang Orphanage.Most of the students in this school are children from the Holy Light Orphanage, and the rest are children whose homes are around the school.

The teacher didn't explain anything, but carefully analyzed the difficulty level of the imperial * school exam for Shen Qianyi.Then, Shen Qianyi said that he was not afraid of any difficulties, he just wanted to enter the imperial school.

The teacher sighed and patted Shen Qianyi on the shoulder.As a beta, the teacher knows very well that the difficulty of being a beta to enter the God* school is much more difficult than that of an alpha, and it is even more difficult for a beta to stand out in the military academy, or even beat an alpha.But the teacher thought about Shen Qianyi's excellence now, maybe... maybe this kid can realize his original dream?

Immediately afterwards, Teacher Beta asked Shen Qianyi which department he wanted to take.Shen Qianyi said more seriously: Combat Command Department! Beta teacher looked at Shen Qianyi even more surprised, the combat command department is the most difficult and the best department in the imperial school.90.00% of them are alphas, among which alphas with backgrounds account for 80.00%, and the remaining one percent of betas are often backstage.

So, after confirming that Shen Qianyi was not joking, Teacher Beta gave Shen Qianyi a popular science about the exam content of Imperial* School——

Written test, computer (A) and close combat!