The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

"Very good, let's start counting tickets now!" A cold male alpha stood on top, and below sat a row of twenty or thirty alphas who also wore military uniforms and had a bush of thorns on their collars.

"Agreed with 1 vote." The cold alpha sang a vote, and showed the ridiculously thick piece of paper to the people below.

"Agreed to 1 vote."

"Agreed to 1 vote."

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Shen Qianyi stood at the bottom of the conference table, with her head held high, and she was also indifferent and intimidating.Shen Qianxi was standing beside Shen Qianyi, although her expression was a little worried, but she was no longer as revealing as she was five years ago, which could be seen through at a glance.Shen Qianxi is silently counting the votes. In the past five years, Ge Ge was born and died. Several times he thought that he and Ge Ge were going to die there, waiting for the refresh and resurrection of system 74748.Shen Qianxi asked a long time ago what would happen if she died in the mission world, and the system 74748 replied that if the mission objective is not resolved, there is a possibility of returning to the city and resurrecting.But if the objective of the mission is solved, and you die again, visually...Ge Ge and he can only stay in this world.

Fifteen votes... 23 votes... 31 votes...

pretty!Unanimous vote!

Shen Qianxi rejoiced in her heart, but she still didn't show any smug gesture on her face.Shen Qianxi didn't forget that there were several times because of his inability to restrain his emotions, he put the two of them to death.Later, Alpha Garfield, who was speaking above, came to talk to him and spread everything out, forcing him to change. At that time, he was resentful and ashamed.However, until now, Shen Qianxi has to thank...

Shen Qianxi still remembered that when he went to thank Garfield, Garfield's sharp gaze swept across his body, and said: "If possible, I really want to kill you completely!" Shen Qianxi was chilled all over by Garfield's gaze, and even Shen Qianxi felt that the hairs all over her body were about to stand on end.Garfield is 130 seven years old today and is in his prime.Even Shen Qianyi also said that in a face-to-face fight, he may not be able to beat Garfield, even if he has the blessing of the ancient spirit formula.

And Garfield's strength is completely obtained from the mountain of corpses and sea of ​​blood!In the Federation, mentioning Garfield, the deputy commander of the Thorn Legion, would definitely stop children from crying at night.Garfield, like Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi, came from an orphanage, but unlike Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi, who were so lucky to be under the Holy Light Orphanage, you must know that the Holy Light Orphanage is on the capital star, just for the sake of face, and all orphans must live well. good.The orphanage Garfield was in was located on a remote planet where resources were scarce and bandits and prostitutes were prevalent.The orphanage only provided food for the orphans, and it was only enough to feed themselves.Garfield, who grew up in this environment, can be called brave. After joining the army, Garfield brought this bravery to the extreme. He was promoted all the way, and then he was selected as his successor by the previous deputy army chief.

The inheritance of the Thorn Legion is somewhat special. This legion seems to be independent from the entire empire, and is not entrusted by the imperial family, let alone appointed by the military department.The inheritance here is extremely special, and they are all selected by themselves.You can bring the person you fancy into the Thorn Legion to train for a certain period of time, and then let other people assess. If they pass, they will be the next overtime worker.For example, Garfield was able to be the deputy army chief because the previous deputy army chief liked him and passed other high-level assessments before he could take the position.

Sensing Shen Qianxi's nervousness, Garfield smiled, but no matter how you looked at that smile, he wanted to grin at the lion's prey, which made Shen Qianxi even more worried.Garfield said: "I once talked with Qianyi about you being Shen Qianyi's weakness, do you know how Qianyi replied to me?"

Shen Qianxi shook his head, and Garfield said: "Qianyi said that there is a weakness on the face that can make all those who have ill intentions against the Thorn Legion relax their vigilance." After speaking, Garfield swept Shen Qianxi up and down again, revealing a The slightly weird smile made Shen Qianxi want to shout "Please don't laugh".Garfield turned his head without looking at Shen Qianxi again, and said, "I have to say, Qianyi's words moved me..."

Shen Qianxi: "..."

Garfield continued: "However, there must be self-knowledge of weaknesses. Qianyi is indeed a good guy. But I absolutely don't want to see Qianyi stepping into desperation because of you. The Thorn Legion needs a more powerful legion leader... Millennium! Although I don't know why Qianyi is so fond of you, and I don't even know why you are so loyal to Qianyi... but I hope that you can continue this loyalty, otherwise..." Garfield Grinning again, Shen Qianxi was terrified at the sight of those thick white teeth.

Shen Qianxi: "..."

Garfield added: "Of course, if a weakness is used well, it is a trap, if not, it is a real weakness. Then, please tell me, do you want to be a trap or a weakness?"

Shen Qianxi: "...a trap!" Needless to say?It always feels like if he is not careful, he will be torn to pieces by Garfield!

Garfield said: "Very well, your intuition is good." From Shen Qianxi's almost reflexive answer, Garfield knew that this was Shen Qianxi's instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.

Shen Qianxi: "..."

Garfield said: "But it's not bad. You have to explore your intuition in the future. Sometimes, intuition is more reliable than anything." Garfield, who has been on the battlefield for hundreds of years, is too aware of the importance of intuition Sex, I remember a battle, it was in the na33 constellation, he fought with the bastards of the Federation.An inexplicable palpitation hit, Garfield gritted his teeth, gave up on the federal leader who was about to be captured, and rolled to the ground.Then, the person behind him who was about to attack him was caught off guard and exposed.After the traitor was caught, the fate would not be much better, but after that time, he never doubted his instinct...

And this kind of intuition, Garfield knew, had to be acquired from countless battles; there was another kind that Garfield envied the most, it was innate!This kind of person is extremely rare, and only those with pure good or evil thoughts can have it.With Shen Qianxi like this, extreme evil is impossible.Pure kindness...well?It should be simple!But simplicity and stupidity are two concepts!

Since Qianyi chooses Qianxi as his weakness - Garfield still doesn't believe that Qianyi only needs a weakness to choose Qianxi, maybe it is because of Qianxi that he needs a weakness, right?However, he doesn't care about this, Millennium can't be a weakness no matter what!

Shen Qianxi: "..."

Garfield: "Very well, it seems that you are also a little self-conscious. Then, when Qianyi is going to do the task, you can go to Thomas!"

Shen Qianxi: "...Yes." Thomas is very famous in the entire Thorn Legion, to what extent is he famous?When Thomas joined the Thorn Legion, he was criticized by many people, because Thomas was a nobleman, and he was a very famous... a son of a nobleman, but he had a bad reputation.At that time, the entire capital city knew that Thomas of the Larkin family was a dandy who ate, drank, prostituted and gambled.You said, how can such a person join the Thorn Legion, how can such a person be allowed to tarnish the glory of the Thorn Legion?

Therefore, when Thomas came in, there was booing, and there were a large number of people waiting to trouble Thomas.However, no matter what the troubles were, they couldn't do anything to Thomas.It was just because all these were too coincidental that everyone thought that Thomas was lucky. At that time, Thomas had the title of "the illegitimate son of Goddess Luck".Then in one battle, Thomas completely turned the odds around with his sheer ingenuity.The partners in the same adversity just watched how Thomas used "a series of coincidences" to successfully change the situation.

After that, no one underestimated Thomas, let alone called him "lucky".It's just that this range is still limited to the Thorn Legion, and outsiders don't know about this change. When the Larkin family made trouble to find Thomas' head...

Let's light the wax for them, forgetting that Thomas is the illegitimate son of the Merry Larkins...

Garfield asked Shen Qianxi to find Thomas in order to let Shen Qianxi learn a little about Thomas's ability to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.It is unrealistic to not require him to follow the same path as Thomas, but as long as he learns seven or eight points, Shen Qianxi will not be Shen Qianyi's weakness, but a trap!

Later, when Shen Qianyi went out to do missions, Shen Qianxi went to Thomas to report.Shen Qianxi was quite happy, after all, no matter where he was, he was said to be a waste of time.God knows how uncomfortable he feels every time he unconsciously lags behind.Especially when the other party is his Ge Ge, Ge Ge who has been protecting him...

And Thomas did not disappoint Shen Qianxi's initiative and Garfield's entrustment. Thomas gave Shen Qianxi Dick to let him recognize his identity.There are also conditions for pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

Shen Qianxi thought about it carefully, and finally said: "I am a pig!" This is not derogatory, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, who can eat a tiger, how can it be a harmless animal.But whether it is a tiger or a beast like a pig, he is neither.In essence, he is the pig imitated by others. To the tiger, he has no threat at all!

Thomas nodded in satisfaction, very good, "Since you have recognized yourself, I will teach you how to disguise yourself! If a pig pretends to be like a pig, it will naturally scare away the tiger. Of course, if you hypnotize yourself, you will become that beast like a pig , If the hypnosis is successful, you can eat the tiger."

"..." Shen Qianxi was shocked, it turns out that there is such a way in it!

Thomas added: "Of course, you have to hypnotize yourself to be that beast that looks like a pig, and you also need to have two hands like that beast!"

"..." Shen Qianxi said again, she really learned a lot!

In the end, Thomas gave Shen Qianxi a bunch of homework, saying yes, as long as he masters all these, he can eat tigers in pigskin.The highest state of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is that at first glance, it is a pig, which makes people feel contemptuous; secondly, it is a beast, and a beast that can eat a pig has the power to protect itself; at the last glance, it is still a pig!This is good for recognizing your own essence and not doing anything that crosses the line.Everyone has a limit that they can bear. Once this limit is exceeded, it is not trying to be brave, but courting death!

"..." Shen Qianxi finally expressed his admiration.

In order to achieve the highest level, Shen Qianyi once again worked hard.Even if he is a pig, he must have the ability to protect Ge Ge!