The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

x online, a lot of people are frantically pressing f5.And after refreshing again, seeing the freshly released "latest chapter", many netizens gave blurred and intoxicating expressions.Great, finally an update...

An intoxicated smile appeared on Wei Ming's face. Wei Ming is a senior netizen. It has been ten years since... the age when she first fell in love.It's just that the way he started his love... seems a bit wrong!

The others are all gender female, prefer male.But she is...a female who likes men.Whenever Wei Ming sees a better-quality boy, her first reaction is not "Wow! He's a god! You must kneel and lick", but...fuck, this attribute should be arrogant and cold. , xxoo.

Cough cough, Wei Ming was a little worried at first, worried that if things went on like this, what would she do in the future?Besides, she is considered a different kind, right?When other girlfriends were discussing which gender is male in school, what came to her mind was... isn't this person very close to so-and-so?It seems to have the appearance of jq.

In the end, after the physiology class, and... Wei Ming tirelessly searched for the law, and after clearing up doubts through the Internet, Wei Ming happily threw away the burden in his heart.If you can't get together with men, don't you still have women?

Moreover, in the last link, Wei Ming also found a large team!Today, Wei Ming enjoys being in the resources shared by the group every day.Every day, there are many beautiful men (in the photos) and (in the small movie) blood-filled male-to-male collisions waiting for her to be lucky.

Of course, these alone are not enough to appease Wei Ming's increasingly hungry little heart.Then Wei Ming found a sacred place on x.com—*, no, it was officially renamed Chunai half a year ago... Now Wei Ming is even happier. When he finds a good article, Wei Ming will still be in the group Ryan Lee.

But as his vision grew, Wei Ming also became picky.Don't look at Niangshou, shit, what she wants to see is the passionate collision between two (emphasis) men (emphasis)!It's not a pure love text with a romantic skin; if you don't look at scumbags, a man should be straightforward, twitchy or something, was he a woman in his previous life?Even if it's a woman, she might not be so hypocritical!To paraphrase a buzzword on the Internet, a bitch is hypocritical!

Hmm... Except for these two points, Wei Ming can be called all-inclusive.But……

Wei Ming once again covered his twitching stomach, and tremblingly tapped the bloody red fork in the upper right corner of the page.Why... why 60.00% of the pure love stories on x.com are pure love stories with romantic skins, and the remaining 40.00% are scumbags?

Come on, let's take a look at what Wei Ming saw:

[xx turned his head slightly, those eyes as bright as glazed glass shone brightly under the sunlight. xx smiled slightly, the two small dimples on her cheeks were sweet and attractive.Not far away, oo looked at the person in front of him with blurred eyes, that fair and delicate skin, rosy and attractive lips, a slender waist that could be grasped with one hand, and...

When xx saw oo's dumbfounded appearance, the smile on his mouth became more obvious, and he even let out a laugh that was as crisp as a silver bell. xx coquettishly said, "What an idiot."]

Seeing this passage, Wei Ming closed his eyes.

After taking a few sips of water, Wei Ming slowly recovered.After slowing down, I opened the next article as before.Wei Ming thought sadly, for the remaining 20.00%, she must persevere!

And her persistence is not in vain, half a year ago, Wei Ming discovered a good pure love novel - "Invincible in the East".The protagonist here is sinister, cunning and intelligent, and his force value is maxed out.Although there are villainous protagonists now, they are not as... in place as in this novel, so... it makes one's heart itch, and one can't wait to see this oriental leader!Proper Queen Shou, Scheming Shou, Vicious Shou! !Obviously this attribute is not right, why is she so drooling! ! !

Incomplete beauty Incomplete beauty, this Eastern Hierarch also has imperfections, because of past experiences—the author hasn’t written it yet, this Eastern Hierarch is a eunuch.But it was precisely because of this incompleteness that the flamboyant oriental leader impressed Wei Ming even more.It was also because of a scum that the Eastern Hierarch once liked, which made Wei Ming feel even more distressed, and wanted to have a better little Gong to accompany the Eastern Hierarch, to melt the ice in Dongfang Hierarch's heart.And Hao Xiaogong's figure also has some clues, that upright Linghu Chong is a good match...

Sniffing, Wei Ming posted the link to the group.When I was young, ghosts and wolves were howling in the group.Wei Ming felt a little proud, even if they were all like friends, seeing his Amway received wide acclaim, the sour feeling in his heart was indescribable.

However, at this moment, a voice that was contrary to other people's attitude of approving kneeling and licking appeared: "Ah... once the sea was too difficult to be water, except that Wushan is not a cloud."

Wei Ming was immediately unhappy, because judging from her ten years of experience in lurking on x.com, this "Invincible in the East" is really rare.And those who can compare are mostly completed works, and they are all at the level of great gods.For a rookie, all aspects of "Invincible in the East" are excellent.

Sorrowful heartbroken tea: Xiaoxu, tell me about your sea and Wushan→_→

Xiaoxu Zhiguang: Hey~~~ I don’t really want to share my Canghai and Wushan with you, what should I do? /(tot)/~~

Guardian Goddess & Sutra: Xiaoxu, stop pretending, Sister Lin is not your style→_→

aykk: don't pretend 1→_→

: Stop pretending 2→_→

Xy Fanchen: Don't pretend 3→_→

……

Xiao Xuzhiguang looked at the screen full of 1 and ID numbers, and sighed melancholy.Why does my baby have to be released for others to judge!

Thinking so, Xiao Xuzhiguang still suppressed his excitement and threw the link out.Would she say that the reason why she doesn't have Amway is because she forgot?can you?As a result, she had just handed the "baby" from head to toe--after luck, she saw someone in the group in the blink of an eye, so she naturally crawled over to take a look.

Xiao Xuzhiguang From the most objective point of view, the layout of "Invincible in the East" is indeed good, but it is still weaker than "Jian Zong".Even in terms of the overall situation, right and wrong, "Jian Zong" is more grand. The fighting scenes in "Jian Zong" are also extremely detailed and fierce. In contrast, "Invincible in the East" with a single stroke of the fighting scenes seems a bit powdery.

Moreover, after Canghai and Wushan, the Eastern Hierarch could not compare to that uncle Gong Cheng who was full of celestial spirit.The queen's vicious subject vs. the forbidden--desire to be cold and cold, in Xiaoxu's opinion, the latter wins.On the other hand, the good and the evil love each other and kill each other, and there is no such thing as a master-disciple relationship that is so taboo-bogey exciting┑(￣Д￣)┍Finally...

Well, with the "help" that x.com has spared no effort in, people's aesthetics are becoming more and more serious nowadays...