The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

It was another variety show, and Gong Wushuang was standing on the side of the host. This position showed that Gong Wushuang was the center of this show.Because of the popularity of "Invincible in the East", Gong Wushuang also became popular.Xiang Hua thought that since Gong Wushuang became popular, he should take the opportunity to consolidate his popularity.Gong Wushuang also agreed, because even a thousand years ago, there were so many routines of the manager.

Gong Wushuang still remembered that there was a very famous manager in their circle at that time, whose surname seemed to be Shen.The manager surnamed Shen used this method of hype and exposure to promote a person into an international superstar!Since the other party can, why can't he be that international superstar?

Unfortunately, what Gong Wushuang didn't know was that the manager surnamed Shen was Shen Qianyi.What is even more unknown is how much energy and painstaking effort Shen Qianyi spent in pushing Qin Tianchu to that position.It is good that Qin Tianchu has talent, but talent alone is not enough.Back then, Shen Qianyi had to keep an eye on Qin Tianlong, and quietly designed to trap him to death, while making a plan for Qin Tianchu, she was so busy that she was about to fly off.

Also because of this, Qin Tianchu's thoughts on Shen Qianyi were too obscure, and Shen Qianyi didn't notice it at all.

Gong Wushuang maintained her shy and innocent mask until the end of the show. After the show was over, Gong Wushuang sat in the nanny's car and turned on the optical computer to browse the comments.Because of the highly developed technology, most of the variety shows now use live broadcasts to attract popularity, with the sign of no post-editing.

Gong Wushuang smiled with satisfaction when he saw the praise and compliments on the Internet.

Now "Invincible in the East" broadcasts two episodes a day, and it has been almost a month.But Gong Wushuang remembered that tomorrow was the ending of "Invincible in the East".As for Shen Qianyi's "Jian Zong"... Gong Wushuang chuckled, they will have another week before it can start broadcasting.

A week...is a long time!It was enough for him to slaughter the entire Internet. Shen Qianyi's "Jian Zong" only appeared when he was at his peak.At that time, they will definitely be pulled together for comparison.

Gong Wushuang doesn't believe that her acting skills will be worse than Shen Qianyi's!Shen Qianyi doesn't have two lifetimes of acting accumulation like himself. Think about it, how much life experience can a ten-year-old boy have?Can he play the Gong Cheng who will go through the world of mortals but remain independent?Just kidding!

Know yourself, know your enemy, and win a hundred battles, Gong Wushuang knows this very well!When "Jian Zong" was born, he had already quietly read "Jian Zong".Gong Wushuang also has to admit that his "Eastern Invincible" is indeed inferior to "Jian Zong".In terms of layout, conception, and even... in writing!

And...the smile on Gong Wushuang's lips became stronger, making that gorgeous face even more beautiful.He still has Shen Qianyi's huge weakness in his hands!

On the official website, Shen Qianyi and Danbo Mingzhi have already cp'd.But in real life, Shen Qianyi and Huazhen President Qin Zhiyuan are somewhat ambiguous.Can the senior brother give up his job for the sake of the junior brother, and condescend to become the younger brother's manager?It's good to let outsiders hear this.Gong Wushuang has already confirmed that Qin Zhiyuan and Shen Qianyi are having an affair, no matter how the person concerned explains it, in Gong Wushuang's view, it is just an attempt to cover up, although Qin Zhiyuan and Shen Qianyi are indeed having an affair...

Thinking of President Huazhen whom he had met by chance, Gong Wushuang felt itchy in his heart.How could such a perfect person be taken down by Shen Qianyi?Gong Wushuang thought that he didn't bother to pick up the worn-out shoes that Shen Qianyi had worn. Based on his conditions, what kind of man did he want?This era is no different from his original world, where coming out and homosexuality are kept secret.

Xiang Hua opened the door, just in time to smile wantonly at Shanggong Wushuang.Looking at a beauty under the lamp, the more beautiful she looks, not to mention that Gong Wushuang is a first-class beauty in the first place.Xiang Hua's heart moved, and the idea of ​​crutching Gong Wushuang to bed became more profound.but……

Xiang Hua suppressed the squirming in his heart, this Gong Wushuang was not as stupid as he imagined.If you want to hang him, you must arrange the way out!

As soon as Xiang Hua rolled his eyes, he got into the car and told the driver to drive to his apartment.Of course, in private, Xiang Hua has already arranged some romantic scenes.

When he arrived at his apartment, he led Gong Wushuang up to the apartment building. When he reached the door, Xiang Hua said, "Close your eyes, I have a surprise for you."

Gong Wushuang looked at Xiang Hua's joyful and profound profile, nodded meekly, and then closed his eyes.

Xiang Hua opened the door and said to Gong Wushuang, "surprise!"

Gong Wushuang opened his eyes and saw four heart shapes surrounded by candles. There were four letters in the middle of the heart shapes, which were l, o, v, and e.Seeing this, Gong Wushuang had already figured it out, and turned to look at Hua.

Xiang Hua took Gong Wushuang's hand, knelt down on one knee, and said, "Wushuang, I like you! Let's be together!"

Gong Wushuang seemed to be moved, and his eye sockets turned red soon, as if flattered.Xiang Hua still looked at Gong Wushuang expectantly, Gong Wushuang took a long time before nodding.During the few seconds of thinking, Gong Wushuang thought a lot, but in the end he agreed with his decision!

Xiang Hua is his manager, if he doesn't agree, Xiang Hua may trip him up.Even if he didn't download it, he couldn't pretend that nothing happened. It was very likely that he would be transferred.During the six months of cooperation, Gong Wushuang has already seen how strong Xiang Hua's work ability is.Such a good manager let go, and his mind was caught by the door.Regardless of these external factors, Xiang Hua's personal conditions are also good. He is handsome, his family background is not bad, and he is humorous. He is a good bed-mate.

Seeing Gong Wushuang, Xiang Hua nodded, and hugged Gong Wushuang very excitedly.He lowered his head slightly, and kissed Gong Wushuang, with a ferocious posture, as if he wanted to swallow Gong Wushuang into his stomach.Gong Wushuang felt weak all over, he could feel Xiang Hua's strong lust.The strong hormonal atmosphere instantly enveloped Gong Wushuang, and Gong Wushuang even felt a little bit of enjoyment in his heart.But because this body is a baby after all, it is so soft that it falls into Xiang Hua's arms.

Seeing this, Xiang Hua became even more excited, and hurriedly threw Gong Wushuang onto the bed.The moment Xiang Hua pressed down, Gong Wushuang woke up.Gong Wushuang is well aware of the inferiority of men, the more he can't get it, the more he cherishes it.If he was abducted to bed by Xiang Hua so easily, not to mention what Xiang Hua thought, even he would despise himself.

Putting his hands on Xiang Hua's chest, Gong Wushuang said with a blushing face, "Xiang Hua, give me some time..."

Xiang Hua was dissatisfied for a moment, but thinking that Gong Wushuang was worthy of his patience, he suppressed the dissatisfaction in his heart.Xiang Hua kissed Gong Wushuang hard again before getting up and letting Gong Wushuang leave.Gong Wushuang ran out of Xiang Hua's apartment in a panic from his back. Gong Wushuang remembered to wrap himself up tightly during his "hurry", otherwise the next day's headline would be "New Xiaosheng Gong Wushuang ran away in the middle of the night and was suspected of being […] Wow——]"

Standing by the window, watching Gong Wushuang's back disappear into his sight, Xiang Huacai lowered the curtains.Turning around, he picked up the phone again, dialed a number, and said, "Hurry up and send a clean one over."

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One week after the finale of "Invincible in the East", the long-awaited "Jian Zong" finally started broadcasting.To be honest, a large part of the novel fans of "Jian Zong" and "Invincible in the East" overlap.Although one belongs to Xianxia and the other belongs to Wuxia, they are both a branch of Huameng's traditional literature, especially the TV series of both of them are called "fighting".

The release of "Invincible in the East" has ended. From their point of view, this movie is indeed good, but that's it, it hasn't reached the classic level yet.

Because when Gong Wushuang wrote "Invincible in the East", he portrayed the character of Invincible in the East too much, so that the whole play revolved around Invincible in the East.This is not wrong, but also because of this, the protagonist of the whole play is only Gong Wushuang!Even the so-called true card attacking Linghu Chong was squeezed into the male second.The plots are all unfolded from the perspective of Dongfang Bubai, which will inevitably make the structure of the whole drama smaller.It's not that Feng Ru is ignorant of this shortcoming, but as a female director, she is good at portraying small scenes. The smaller the drama, the smoother it is for her to direct the scene.

From this point of view, Feng Ru is really not as good as Director Zhang. Director Zhang is good at big scenes, and his movies are all kinds of magnificent, mighty and majestic.If Director Zhang returns to the TV drama circle and uses a small-scale script, it is very likely that Director Zhang will rush.But with Qin Zhiyuan as the author and sponsor, he didn't interfere with the script and didn't limit the use of funds, which made Director Zhang spend more money like water.But in contrast, "Jian Zong" is naturally more refined and magnificent!

On July 21st, at [-]:[-] p.m., the prime time of Huameng TV officially started.

When publicizing, it explained the time and which TV station it will be shown on.All the brainless fans were stunned by Danbo Mingzhi's generosity, Huameng TV station!The official TV station of Huameng sounds all kinds of high-end, but in fact it is all kinds of high-end!The programs of Huameng TV Station are generally arranged a year ago, and the crew of "Jian Zong" has not been established a year ago, no matter how you look at it, the original program has been squeezed out...

What kind of background does Indifferent Mingzhi have to be so tough!

The theme song of "Jian Zong" was composed by Qin Zhiyuan, who invited a big name in the music industry. The finished product is very guaranteed, and it fits the artistic conception of cultivating immortals, with vastness and vicissitudes. In the beginning of "Jian Zong", Lu Yuntian is climbing on the long stairs. This post-production special effect is really nothing to say. The towering jade ladder makes people feel flustered and incredible.When the screen changed, a man with a stern face was reprimanding Lu Yuntian coldly.But Lu Yuntian first forbeared, then thought deeply, and finally broke the boat and faintly hoped.

Wen Duo's acting skills are really good. Just through the changes in his eyes, Lu Yuntian's contradictory mentality at that time was vividly expressed, and he also successfully aroused the curiosity of the audience.What the hell is going on here?What about Lu Yuntian's past?

It's just that fans of the novel have already read the original work, but while reading it, they still can't help but worry about Lu Yuntian.

Soon, the two episodes of the day were over, and when the ending song sounded, the audience in front of the TV let out a sigh of relief.In just two episodes, there were all kinds of ups and downs, and they kept holding their breath after watching them.Sitting on the sofa, enjoying the ending song also produced by a music master, while thinking about how to write a review later!It would be unreasonable if this show wasn't popular!Director Zhang is really full of sincerity!Using the quality of the movie to judge the TV series, as far as they saw just now, the clothes, shoes, and small accessories don't look like "Invincible in the East"... big-budget.

But at the end of the ending song, the screen turned and looked carefully, it was the next episode preview.Those who have not read the book are naturally looking forward to it, but those who have read the book are even more looking forward to it!They also saw that the screenwriter didn't mess around, and didn't change "Jian Zong" so that most of the authors couldn't recognize it. If this was the case, they would definitely organize a sit-in demonstration in front of the screenwriter's house!According to the development of the story, tomorrow...their uncle Gong Cheng will come out! ! !

The preview of the next episode is very short, only two or three clips.And the editors also know that Gong Cheng is the most brilliant in this play, ahem...they are the ones who have seen it first, and they all think that the slightly regretful (blind) master uncle Gong Cheng is very eye-catching...

In the last clip, the audience only saw a figure from the back wearing a white Taoist robe with loose hair, and that person was still holding the Lu Yuntian they had just seen.Even though they didn't see the front, they were still bloodied by the simple back view!Damn, come out, editor, I promise I won't beat you to death!You actually hid such a person for two episodes without showing your face.Even in the opening and ending songs, there is no such thing! !The latter is what drives the novel fans crazy, they failed to find Master Gong Cheng's uncle kneeling and licking in the first two episodes.The only time Grand Master Gong Cheng's uncle appeared was in the head's mouth!The phrase "Think about the Uncle Gong Cheng back then"... Just one sentence aroused their curiosity, "The Uncle Gong Cheng back then"?What was Master Gong Cheng's uncle like back then?

Director, you are really good at selling!

Those who have read the book and those who have not read the book are cursing the director and editor in their hearts. The card position is so good, it is really unprecedented!

However, the two episodes have already been aired, and it will not help to drag Director Zhang and the editor out to whip them.I can only turn my head to vent my dissatisfaction on the Internet.

And under the official website of Danbo Mingzhi, a post soon appeared——#论打打Zhang Dao and Editor’s 108 Kinds of Moves#

Such a "concise and clear" name has attracted many "comrades".After being whipped countless times, even after death, and being thrown off the wall, all kinds of fans and fans calmed down a little.

Then in the next second, their sanity was blown away by the high-definition pictures posted by the poster.They couldn't control their right clicks. After destroying a piece of screen, a CP fan quietly said that such a picture full of "passion" must be a witness of their future relationship!

After that, it went smoothly.Another brain fan said, this must be.Maybe Master Gongcheng's great-uncle fell in love with Lu Yuntian the moment he saw Lu Yuntian, otherwise why would he choose Lu Yuntian among thousands of examiners?Also roll call as long as he!This is full of love! !

This kind of statement was laughed off by people, because anyone who has read the book knows that Master Gong Cheng's uncle did not agree to Lu Yuntian's pursuit at the end of the novel, even when he ascended to the fairy world.And the reason why he didn't agree?unknown!Gong Cheng didn't say anything, and Lu Yuntian didn't ask for an explanation, the two just dragged and grinded tacitly.

When it was stamped "End", many brain-dead fans cried here.Mingzhi, how can you be so irresponsible?This kind of protagonist didn't come together, and their journey to the fairyland still has a lot to write about, so why is it over?

It's okay to end, but there is no second part! !This is the most unforgivable! !Leaving such a big suspense, is it over?This is simply irresponsible nonsense! ! !

However, no matter how much they clamored, Indifferent Mingzhi remained indifferent.

Opened the second novel alone, Dan Po Mingzhi's second novel is a western fantasy, the protagonist is the knight commander of the Pope's Knights, strict and rigid but also loyal.And another protagonist?Naturally, it is the Pope who is indifferent, restrained, conscientious and responsible!

This kind of cute cp makes the hearts of fans of the novel melt after reading it, and their usual interactions are simply loving.Many fans wondered if this was because Mingzhi, knowing that he had cheated them in his last book, used this warm, loving and sweet little white novel to make up for them?

As soon as this speculation came out, it swept the entire official website in an instant.Many people clicked into Dan Po Mingzhi's new article - "The Pope" with a soothing mood!Yes, the name is that simple and rude!It is also because of this that they identified another protagonist as the Pope.

Of course, there are also people who are complaining in private, is Ming Zhida named useless?Otherwise, the last book is called "Jian Zong", and this one is called "The Pope".If they hadn't clicked on Chapter 1 to read it with the dispensable mentality, they would have missed this good novel!

However, they will soon discover...they were wrong!

Because now the plot progresses to the demons attacking the mainland, and then using various means to provoke the four major empires of the mainland and the Holy See.Now the Holy See is in a state of isolation and helplessness, and everyone is waiting for Pope Enoch and Knight Commander Augersger to make a comeback. Isn't it like this in all YY novels?

However, what they don't know is that Qin Zhiyuan intends to write it according to the original development.In other words... the beautiful little Pope they have been thinking about is going to die...

At that time, it would be strange if the fans didn't make a small riot!Of course, when the time comes, we will talk about it when the time comes.

Now we are talking about the TV series "Jian Zong".The figure in the preview of the next episode set off a huge wave on the Internet.Gong Wushuang knew that yesterday was the premiere of "Jian Zong", so he decided to comment without giving up.Seeing all the anticipation, I was so angry that my heart ached.However, Gong Wushuang comforted himself that Shen Qianyi hadn't come out yet.When he comes out, fans will hate him as much as they like him now!

As soon as Gong Wushuang turned his head, he saw Xiang Hua.Just as Xiang Hua entered the door, seeing Gong Wushuang looking at him, Xiang Hua walked to Gong Wushuang's side and sat down very naturally, and then stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around Gong Wushuang's waist affectionately.Xiang Hua felt the slender waist in his hands, while thinking about what kind of amorous feelings such a slender waist would have on the bed.

A little blush appeared on Gong Wushuang's face again, Gong Wushuang understood how sensitive this body was.After only a week of contact, Gong Wushuang could hardly withstand Xiang Hua's attack.But... Gong Wushuang didn't intend to endure it any longer.The society thousands of years ago is also hidden in the society.All kinds of pressure made them almost out of breath. Naturally, they wanted to be happy today.so……

Gong Wushuang thought about it, but did not reject Xiang Hua.Because of the stimulation he just got, he also needs some way to vent his anger.

Seeing that Gong Wushuang didn't refuse, Xiang Hua was overjoyed and put his finger on Gong Wushuang's earlobe suggestively, and whispered, "Wu Shuang, are you going to my place tonight?"

The blush on Gong Wushuang's cheeks was even worse, but she nodded slightly.

However, when Huazhen was leaving Gong Wushuang, he happened to meet a male singer.This singer is always against him, and Gong Wushuang will not be so abused that he likes people who are against him.The singer looked at Gong Wushuang indistinctly, and when passing by Gong Wushuang, he said, "Be careful with Xiang Hua."

As soon as these words came out, Gong Wushuang paused.Then under Xiang Hua's urging, he resumed his original pace, Gong Wushuang thought, he knew why the singer didn't like him anymore!

After getting into Xiang Hua's car, Gong Wushuang asked with some doubts: "Someone told me to be careful of you just now."

There was no emotion on Xiang Hua's face, he just said: "You mean Feng Yu from just now?" Gong Wushuang nodded, and Xiang Hua said again: "Don't pay attention to him, he stalked me back then, I couldn't bear it, so I applied for mediation. Li. Since then, he has always provoked my artists in various ways."

Gong Wushuang thought, indeed.Putting aside thinking about it, Xiang Hua took a look at Gong Wushuang to make sure that the other party was not suspicious, so he drove to the apartment.

Oh, Feng Yu did have a relationship with Xiang Hua.After Xiang Hua's freshness period passed, he wanted to abandon Feng Yu. After all, there shouldn't be too many newcomers in the entertainment industry!There is always something that suits Xiang Hua's taste.In order to get Feng Yu to stop pestering him, Xiang Hua told Feng Yu very straightforwardly that he had his fruit photo in his hand, if...he would post it directly and ruin his future.

Feng Yu was originally attracted by Xiang Hua's humor, and fell in love with Xiang Hua as Xiang Hua thought.But Feng Yu is not the kind of person whose brain is overwhelmed by love. After weighing, he chooses his future.Later, Feng Yu discovered that the artists who were taken by Xiang Hua were more or less touched by Xiang Hua...

But as a person who has experienced it, he has a kind of sympathy for Xiang Hua's artists.But he didn't dare to say it directly, after all, Xiang Hua still held his handle.Feng Yu still can't see his younger generation stepping into the fire pit without saying a word, but it's a pity... every time his reminders have the opposite effect.Instead, let Xiang Hua come down to warn him in private...

Feng Yu closed his eyes, Gong Wushuang was the last person he warned!There will be no next...

That night, Gong Wushuang and Xiang Hua made love to each other in the apartment, leaving traces of their love -- love in the entire apartment.

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And at [-] o'clock in the evening, fans waited scratchingly for the opening song of "Jian Zong".At the end of yesterday, it happened to be at the place where Lu Yuntian was going to Luoxia Peak.Today, at the beginning of the plot, after Lu Yuntian stepped on the disciple's spaceship, the disciple explained a few more words, and soon arrived at Luoxia Peak.

Wait until the disciple turned in one direction and said, "Uncle Gong Cheng."

The camera rotated as Lu Yuntian turned his head, and a faint figure appeared in the audience's field of vision.Obviously that person didn't do anything, but managed to make all the audience in front of the TV hold their breath.The man "looked" at Lu Yuntian and the disciple, and the camera zoomed in.Those dim eyes appeared in front of all the audience, this man is blind!Everyone thought at the same time, such a beautiful person is actually blind?

However, in the next second, they realized that this beauty didn't need their sympathy at all!

When there was only this one person on the screen, they didn't realize it. When that disciple and Lu Yuntian stayed under the same lens as that person, they realized that both the disciple and Lu Yuntian were trembling under the opponent's "power" .It was them, the longer they looked at that person, the more throbbing they felt in their hearts.

The man came in front of the spaceship and only said: "Come with me!" The short four words cheered up the audience, and they instantly became full of energy.At the same time, many people showed intoxicated expressions, such a nice voice... Uncle Gong Cheng!Say a few more words!Our ears want to get pregnant~~~

The two episodes passed in a flash, and when the ending song played, many people wanted to confuse the director of the TV station with a face.Although their long-awaited Master Uncle Gong Cheng came out, but... still not enough to watch!

Immediately, the Internet was swiped up, and many high-definition screenshots came into being.After the same right click, people on the official website began to say "let go of that uncle, let me do it".It has to be said that Shen Qianyi's appearance was extremely successful, and there was no such thing as "the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment".But it was too successful, all of Lu Yuntian's fans turned black!All kinds of "Let go of Master Uncle", "Master Uncle, I will give you a monkey", "Master Uncle, I will marry you".And from the time when Gong Cheng appeared to disappear, every frame was intercepted by powerful netizens to make computer desktops, mobile phone desktops, and screensavers. According to their words, they would definitely not save money for their wallets. Yes, there is no problem with licking (?) throwing one!It's just that Su makes their faces bleed...that's even more okay, qaq, I beg Master Gong Cheng's uncle to make their faces bleed, even Xiang can do it!

Because of today's broadcast, the number of registrations on Shen Qianyi's official website surged, and the server almost crashed several times.Of course, the number of nephews has also increased a lot.On Shen Qianyi's official website, all kinds of "nieces" and "nephews" are rampant...

Director Zhang looked at the ratings with satisfaction, stood up and patted Shen Qianyi on the shoulder, and said, "Qianyi, you are our greatest hero. Today I am treating guests, where are you going, tell me!" The staff booed after hearing this, saying yes Go to the imperial concubine building and kill Zhang Dao severely.There are not many opportunities for Director Zhang to be so generous!

Shen Qianyi only said: "Director Zhang, you are our greatest hero..."

Director Zhang waved his hand, and said directly: "Okay, don't argue, today in the imperial concubine building, I will not get drunk or leave."

The staff is even happier, they are all members of the crew, and Director Zhang will not refuse to invite them.

Director Zhang is very clear that Gong Cheng is the core of the whole play, if someone else plays it, it will definitely not have such a good effect.Director Zhang was very pleasantly surprised after the ratings of the first broadcast yesterday broke 4, but Director Zhang insisted on waiting until the ratings were released today before he would hold a celebration party.Sure enough, today, when Gong Cheng appeared on the stage, the ratings broke 4 over 5 to 6. Director Zhang almost had a heart attack seeing that number.

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Sunlight poured into the apartment through the glass, and two naked people embraced and slept on the big bed.Among them, the boy who was being hugged struggled to wake up because of the too harsh sunlight, and wanted to raise his hand to cover his painful eyes, but the sudden soreness made him yelp.Gong Wushuang gradually remembered the crazy scene yesterday, a blush suddenly appeared on his cheeks, and the muscles all over his body tensed uncontrollably.Although because of yesterday's madness, the muscles just moved.

"Hmm..." Xiang Hua, who was still buried in Gong Wushuang's body, was awakened when Gong Wushuang moved.

Gong Wushuang seemed to have discovered something in his body only now, Gong Wushuang spoke, his voice was a little hoarse, with a bit of embarrassment in his tone, "Xiang Hua, you..."

Xiang Hua turned over, pressed Gong Wushuang under him again, and started the piston movement.

Gong Wushuang said with some difficulty: "Xiang Hua, you... ah..."

After a collision, Xiang Hua emphasized: "Call me Hua."

Only then did Gong Wushuang say shyly, "I'll call you Brother Hua!"

"Brother Hua?" Xiang Hua sprinted fiercely, knocking Gong Wushuang almost to the head of the bed, and said, "That's fine! Then call me Brother Hua!"

Gong Wushuang was quickly drawn into the swamp of lust by Xiang Hua and had no time to care about him.In fact, Gong Wushuang originally planned to wake up earlier, and then read the comments on the Internet.Gong Wushuang had decided that it was impossible for Shen Qianyi to play Gong Cheng in the hearts of fans and audiences, even if it was him himself... Gong Wushuang didn't dare to guarantee it!