The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

"Okay, let's test your root aptitude!"

Duixu's words lifted Shen Qianyi's heart, he is still lingering on his five spirit roots that may appear!

Dui Xu took out a crystal ball from the storage bag and placed it under Shen Qianyi's hands.After a long time, the crystal ball still didn't respond, so I said, "Don't be nervous, things like spiritual roots have little effect on sword repair. Relax your mind!"

Shen Qianyi closed her eyes, trying to empty her mind.Before he could relax completely, the crystal ball was taken away by Dui Xu, and Shen Qianyi was stunned for a moment, this is the end?

After Duixu took back the crystal ball, he still kept a smile on his face, and said, "Okay, here is the root bone measurement."

After finishing speaking, the old hand touched Shen Qianyi's shoulder, suppressing Shen Qianyi's resistance, and touched it up and down.It is also euphemistically said: "This is touching the bones!"

Shen Qianyi could only endure it with veins on his forehead, he really didn't know about these things.If you want to come to Duixu, you won't do anything wrong with it, will you?

No wonder!

Dui Xu withdrew his hand a little regretfully, he doesn't know when the next time he touches it!But on the other hand, I am also very satisfied, because...

"I didn't expect, Xiao Qianyi, you have the body of Liuli Wugou!" At this moment, Duixu's smile was sincere.

"Glass Wugou Body?" What is that?

Dui Xu nodded and said: "A person who cultivates Taoism has a glass-free body, and his cultivation can make rapid progress without being restricted by spiritual roots. Originally, your spiritual roots are five spiritual roots. Although all attributes are extremely uniform, but As a teacher, I’m still afraid that you won’t be able to bear it.” After all, it’s okay to say that the five spirit roots were in ancient times, but the spiritual energy is not as abundant as before, and the effort of the five spirit roots to achieve success is ten times, or even hundreds of times, that of a single spirit root!

Sure enough, system 74748 is really a good teammate!In other words, this glazed Wugou body can't... Was it also created by the system?

So, Shen Qianyi asked: "Can you be more specific?"

Duixu thought that Shen Qianyi was just curious, so he explained carefully: "Liu Li Wugou, just listening to its name, means that the body is like glass, not stained with dirt. People like you who grew up in the mundane world eat and use all the mundane things. There will be more or less impurities deposited in the body. After you enter Jianzong, someone will wash your marrow, and if you want to truly wash your marrow thoroughly, you have to wait until you build your foundation."

After hearing this, Shen Qianyi knew that it was the "credit" of the system.The information given to him by system 74748 said that although the body generated by the system is average in all aspects, it is like a newborn baby. Is there anything in the world that is as clear as glass than a newborn baby?

Duixu looked at Shen Qianyi with his head lowered and said nothing, because of the height difference, he only saw Shen Qianyi's hair whirling, and said: "Generally speaking, the glazed Wugou body comes from women, and it is also the best of the cauldron furnace. Candidates..."

"..." Sure enough, system 74748 never fails to cheat.

Duixu squatted down, poked Shen Qianyi's face, and said: "The people who are not stained with glaze... are all beautiful and beautiful. In this regard, Xiao Qianyi is quite suitable."

In an instant, Shen Qianyi's face blushed again, not because of shyness, but because of anger.

When Shen Qianyi's anger was at MAX, Duixu said again: "Xiao Qianyi, don't worry! There is a teacher, no one dares to use you as a cauldron, but...you have to live up to it yourself!"

Shen Qianyi's anger subsided a little, thinking: Although this master likes to tease him a little, he is still a good person.

Then, he heard Dui Xu say, "Aren't you very touched, Xiao Qianyi?"

Forget it, he took back his previous sentence.

The next day, as soon as Shen Qianyi woke up, he was dragged to a place by Dui Xu, which should be the lobby from yesterday.Duixu was holding a bird of unknown species, so Shen Qianyi stretched out his hand and stabbed it.Dui Xu pinched out a hand tactic, and the two drops of blood that had just emerged were suspended in the air.Under Dui Xu's nagging, it was coated with a layer of golden light.

"go--"

The blood beads quickly melted into the head of the unknown bird, and then Shen Qianyi felt an inexplicable connection in his heart, very close.Seeing that Shen Qianyi had nothing to say, Duixu lowered his head and grinned at the bird who was pretending to be dead with his eyes closed: "Aren't you going to open your eyes?"

The bird trembled in fright, opened its eyes, and then saw Shen Qianyi standing in front of it.In an instant, red hearts appeared in the bird's eyes, and it immediately wanted to pounce on it without any "pointing".However, Dui Xu was caught in his hand, flopping around.

As soon as the bird opened its eyes, Shen Qianyi felt something different, he could see it!

but……

Why is there something wrong with this vision?

Dui Xu said to Shen Qianyi: "This bird is from the mountain behind Jianzong. It is called Yunxia Beast. This kind of bird itself is useless, except for people to watch. After the contract, it can share the vision with the contract owner."

This Yunxia beast's IQ is obviously not low. Hearing Dui Xu's evaluation of it, no matter whether his neck was still in Dui Xu's hand, he turned his head and glared at Dui Xu angrily.Only at this moment, Shen Qianyi saw Dui Xu.The image of Dui Xu is a very typical old man, with wrinkles all over his face, and his smile is comparable to that of an old orange peel. His clothes are also in a mess, and he hasn't changed for many days.All in all, it looks very... hurtful to the eyes.

Yunxia Beast glanced at it, then turned to look at Shen Qianyi resolutely.Shen Qianyi can also receive Yunxia Beast's mental activity: Wash your eyes, this system needs to wash your eyes!

this system?Shen Qianyi wrote down this important clue, and of course, there was nothing wrong on his face.After a night of rest, Shen Qianyi was also able to control his facial expressions.According to this running-in speed, within a month, Shen Qianyi will be able to return to the cold-faced Shen Qianyi of "Tianliang Wangpo".

Dui Xu said: "I'll give you a day to get along with Yunxia Beast, and start training tomorrow!" In fact, Dui Xu was already very relaxed with Shen Qianyi, and the other people who entered Jianzong at the same time as Shen Qianyi were already full-time yesterday afternoon. It's time to work.

So Dui Xu left.

"You..." Just as Shen Qianyi was about to speak, he was interrupted by the voice in his heart, 【Don't say, your master is still staring at us! 】

【how do you know?What method is he using? 】Shen Qianyi is very sure that Dui Xu left, with the help of Yunxia Beast's sight.

[Don't look at who this system is?Duixu is watching us with his spiritual sense, he can know what we say and do.If your cultivation level has reached, you can also observe the world with the help of divine consciousness. 】

【System 74748 Why are you here? 】Shen Qianyi held the Yunxia Beast by its neck and shook it, then walked under a big tree according to the Yunxia Beast's sight.

[Isn't this system worried about you?This system doesn't want to appear in front of you like this, but this system has been too closely watched by the world recently, and it will be suppressed as soon as it appears, so it can only use this Yunxia beast to talk to you. ] This Yunxia beast was recruited by System 74748 to deceive the world, just like System 74748 wore the skin of Yunxia Beast to legitimize its identity in this world.

Shen Qianyi thought suspiciously, 【Who caused me to become like this? 】

System 74748 trembled, Yunxia beast was originally used for ornamental purposes, but because this kind of bird and beast is more difficult to catch.Therefore, no one wanted to arrest her except to ask for a female nun to exchange for a new monk.It is conceivable that Yunxia Beast must be beautiful, cute and cute.And so, system 74748 looked at Shen Qianyi with tears in his eyes, hoping that the other party would let him go for the sake of being so cute.

pity……

Mr. System, have you forgotten that Shen Qianyi can't see you at all right now!

Shen Qianyi did not let go of system 74748 from the very beginning. What he saw now was a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy who was so handsome that he didn't look like a boy squatting on the ground, with a few strands of long hair falling in front and hanging on the ground.Before the young man could wear a crown, he just gathered his long hair together and tied it together with a ribbon. It looked... even more indistinguishable.

Shen Qianyi is sure that when he was 12 years old, he definitely didn't look like this!

【you sure? ] System 74748 combed the beautiful feathers with its pointed beak, and Shen Qianyi also saw a few brightly colored feathers.

【I am sure! 】Shen Qianyi grabbed Yunxia Beast and rubbed it hard.Only after system 74748 yelled and begged for mercy did he let him go.

Duixu scanned this scene with his spiritual sense, and was so shocked that he almost appeared directly.Although the Yunxia beast is only for viewing, it is not a weak chicken, otherwise it would have been wiped out by people.The Yunxia Beast captured by Duixu is the boss of a certain Yunxia Beast Group in Houshan, and it has a Nascent Soul no matter how it is cultivated.Even though there is a contract, if Yunxia Beast is determined to fight back, it will still make Shen Qianyi look good...

It is not impossible.

In the next second, Dui Xu was relieved.The Yunxia beast that was captured just looked at Shen Qianyi with teary eyes, and didn't even make a splash.Dui Xu stroked his beard and thought, it seems that the Yunxia Beast's natural nature recorded in the book - the characteristic of loving beauties is indeed true!

After System 74748 was released, he refrained from saying that he had turned over the memories of Shen Qianxi and Shen Qianyi.It's okay for Shen Qianyi to not see herself, but in Shen Qianxi's memory, the 12-year-old Shen Qianyi is two points more beautiful than now.

It may be that the 12-year-old Shen Qianyi can completely control her emotions, with an inexplicable charm, amazingly beautiful, and also beautifully distant.In contrast, the current Shen Qianyi's emotions have not been completely restrained to the end, and he looks a lot immature.

In fact, when the system 74748 generated the body, it also kept an eye out.As an electronic life, System 74748 thinks that his aesthetics is fine, and he is also very happy to meet a host with an over-the-top appearance.But the host who is so handsome is actually expressionless!

Knowing the truth, it was about to cry. At that time, system 74748 hated the stud dad and his harem. If it weren't for them, his beautiful and charming host would definitely laugh.Don't they know that because of their selfishness, they have killed a great beauty in the world?

Also in order to satisfy his selfish desire to see beauties, System 74748 specially magnified the emotional fluctuations by ten times when generating the body!It just calculated that the host at the beginning must not be able to completely control the body, so it leaned over at this time, trying to see the host's smile.

The last time it saw the smile in the sun from the host's computer camera, it couldn't help being shocked.Well, even if the host doesn't smile, it's still a celestial figure.Regardless of how System 74748 took a screenshot of Shen Qianyi's smiling appearance without the camera turned on, the most important task of System 74748 now is how to make the host laugh as much as possible before the host's break-in period passes!

The author has something to say: System 74748: baa ka ka, my big system, do you think this system will just disappear?It's so sweet!

Shen Qianyi: I will be very happy if you show up less often.

Tea: +1, writing you feels like my IQ is about to drop by half.

System 74748: ... Was the appearance of this system amazing?

Shen Qianyi: ... I can't see

Tea: Please don't act stupid, thank you!

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PS: [] is about psychological dialogue