The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

The water can make the heavens and wonders immortal, and the cold fragrance can move the ice muscles in loneliness.Who has the spirit of immortality today, lightly sweep a moth eyebrow hairpin.

In the past, Lu Yuntian could not understand the artistic conception of this poem. Now when he saw his future master, his mind went blank.It took a while to come back to his senses, and after he came back to his senses, this poem was the only thing in his blank brain.

His master didn't even need to swipe his eyebrows lightly, nor did he need a hairpin to perform that "immortal style bone" vividly.He is from the world of comprehension, his "father" and his "mother" also have a place in the world of comprehension, and even his sister is also known as "the number one beauty in Taikang City".

But now, compared with his master, those people are not even qualified to carry shoes for the master...

Shen Qianyi glanced at Lu Yuntian lightly, and said to system 74748: 【This kid is not as annoying as I imagined. 】

System 74748 wretched--smiled wretchedly, [Haha, is it because the way this kid looks at you is not so disgusting? 】

Shen Qianyi did not reply, indeed, it was also because of this reason.The way the first two mission targets looked at him made him want to gouge their eyes out!With just that look in his eyes, it is impossible for Shen Qianyi to keep them by his side, and this one...

There was deep surprise in the eyes, but it was pure appreciation, not greed mixed with desire.Shen Qianyi couldn't guarantee that if Lu Yuntian looked at him with that disgusting look, he couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't chop him off immediately with a sword...

When Jiao Yuan saw Shen Qianyi, he was also taken aback.He had been staying in the square in front of the Jianzong hall before, presiding over the entry trials, and he belonged to the category that hadn't seen Shen Qianyi in 300 years.He had also heard that Master Gong Cheng's great-uncle's looks were heaven-defying, but he didn't expect it to be this...amazing.

Looking at the stunned Lu Yuntian, Jiao Yuan felt that what he just said was too soft!

Jiao Yuan said to Shen Qianyi with some regret: "Uncle Gong Cheng, I brought him here, so I will go back first."

Shen Qianyi nodded, and then said to Lu Yuntian: "Come with me!"

Lu Yuntian slowly came back to his senses, looking at the back in front of him, his face slowly flushed red.After swaying for a long while, he quickly chased after him.After catching up, he wanted to hold Shen Qianyi's hand again.But looking at his ashen hands, looking at Shen Qianyi's slender, white hands with well-defined joints...

After lifting it up, I wanted to put it down again.

In the end, Shen Qianyi grabbed her hand before she could withdraw her hand.Looking up in surprise, what he saw was the exquisite and perfect profile of the future master, and then he heard his future master say: "Hold my hand, the speed will be faster."

System 74748 listened to Shen Qianyi's words, and smiled even more wretchedly: [Master Host, if you want to go faster, you can pick him up, just like the old man hugged you back then. 】

Shen Qianyi's expression was still calm, 【How about letting you hug me? 】Let him hug Lu Yuntian?It would be nice if he could hold his hand.

System 74748 choked, he knew that Shen Qianyi was not joking.Let him hug Lu Yuntian?

System 74748 scanned Lu Yuntian up and down, looking at the old and dirty green cloth clothes of the other party, and his little face with sallow yellow in the grayness...

forget it!It's true that he is an electronic life, but it doesn't mean he can't have cleanliness!

[Hmph, who said that you need to have a good relationship with the mission target? 】Shen Qianyi snorted coldly, he didn't want to come out at first, but system 74748 said no.It is necessary to leave a good impression on the mission target, Shen Qianyi scoffed at this statement.

So what about making a good impression?Shouldn't he be killed in the end?

As for Shen Qianyi's disapproval, the system 74748 said this: "It is very mysterious to reach the favorability degree. If the other party's favorability degree for you has increased, even if you have done something to make him sorry, he will automatically give it to you." You make excuses. If you can’t increase your favorability level... Master Host, you don’t want the first reaction to be you no matter what happened to the other party! This will bring you a lot of trouble!”

Shen Qianyi listened to the first half of the sentence, but did not respond.He was originally an enemy of the other party, and whether the other party liked him or not had no effect on him.But in the second half, I have to say that system 74748 hit his weakness.

He has been in this world for more than 300 years, and he doesn't want to spend another 300 years here.He was already somewhat vague about his younger brother Shen Qianxi, if the face pinched by system 74748 was Shen Qianxi's, he might have even forgotten Qianxi's face.

Seeing that familiar yet unfamiliar face, even Shen Qianyi panicked.Such a trip to experience a second life is very good, but he doesn't want to forget Shen Qianxi and the original purpose for this.

System 74748 continued to scan Lu Yuntian, and Shen Qianyi found that after Lu Yuntian appeared, its eyes were always on Lu Yuntian.Shen Qianyi lowered his head, his eyes were on Lu Yuntian, although he could no longer see, he still habitually turned his head to the side.Or, is it forcing yourself to keep this habit?

Lu Yuntian has been peeking at his future master all along, this time his peeking happened to meet Shen Qianyi's eyes.Lu Yuntian was taken aback for a moment, he found that the future master's eyes were empty and his pupils were also dilated.Lu Yuntian grew up in such an environment, so he naturally developed a good ability to observe words and emotions.Although facing Shen Qianyi who didn't have any expressions, he couldn't see Shen Qianyi's emotions, but basic information could still be collected, like... his master's eyes were invisible.

After a while, the two arrived... in the living room of the thatched cottage.This thatched cottage looks like a dangerous building, but the inside has been blessed with various formations, even if an earthquake comes...it will remain □.

Shen Qianyi let go of Lu Yuntian's hand. When he was let go, Lu Yuntian felt uncontrollable regret, and unconsciously rubbed the hand held by Shen Qianyi.In the next second, she sneaked a glance at Shen Qianyi, and found that Shen Qianyi's lifeless eyes were facing him, and her face immediately turned red.Even though he knew that the other party couldn't see, he still put his hands behind his back shyly... and rubbed them.

System 74748 obviously witnessed the whole process of Lu Yuntian's idiocy--Han, so he couldn't help laughing, and said to Shen Qianyi: [Master host, this system is right!If you want to gain a person's favorability, it's really not easy. 】As long as the host is willing to smile at the mission target, even if the mission target dies immediately, he will not link the murderer to the host.only……

System 74748 thought regretfully, after being bound to the host, the number of times the host laughed was only...one, two, three!three times!The first time was after the host accepted the attribute projection, the second time was after he changed his face and squeezed his face, and the third time... was still after he changed his face and squeezed his face.

It should be a scene worth recording, why does it get more and more congested the more I think about it?Could it be that he is a joke to the host?

Shen Qianyi was also forced to witness the whole process, he didn't say anything, how could he say, Lu Yuntian, you don't have to avoid me, I will watch your every move!This is a draw!

The time passed while the two "looked at each other", and it was System 74748 who finally broke the silence. System 74748 flapped its wings and flew between the two with some difficulty supporting its slightly round body.Lu Yuntian turned his attention away from the master who still had a strong sense of presence even though he didn't speak, and watched the fat bird struggling to fly back and forth in the air, Lu Yuntian was a little worried that it would suddenly fall...

So, Lu Yuntian said: "Master..." Lu Yuntian continued to glance at Shen Qianyi, and found that the other party didn't express anything about him, so he was relieved, "Does this bird want to take a rest?" tired.

System 74748's wings stiffened for a moment, but unfortunately its body was not as light as an ordinary bird, so he fell straight down.Lu Yuntian didn't expect that his own words would cause the fat bird to fall, and he quickly reached out to rescue it, but Shen Qianyi preempted it.

Shen Qianyi stretched out his hand, and the system 74748 fell on Shen Qianyi's hand.System 74748 rolled in Shen Qianyi's palm, saying: [Master host, don't stop this system, this system must teach Lu Yuntian a lesson, let him know why flowers are so popular! 】

The corners of Shen Qianyi's mouth twitched, and he said: 【Do you still have the strength to fly? 】System 74748 has been sneaking down the mountain to eat since it entered the cloud beast's shell and was able to eat.But I don't like sports yet, so I developed this body shape.What can most intuitively reflect the increase in the tonnage of the system 74748 is that Shen Qianyi feels that his shoulders have dropped a lot.

Holding the bird in his hand, Shen Qianyi directly ignored the clamor of system 74748 in his heart, and said to Lu Yuntian: "Now, let me wash your marrow and test your muscles and bones."

"Okay." Lu Yuntian was also nervous. In the world of cultivating immortals, the muscles, bones and spiritual roots have played a big role in the way of cultivation.

Seeing the nervous Lu Yuntian, Shen Qianyi remembered how nervous he was back then.He softened his tone and said, "For a sword cultivator, spiritual root aptitude doesn't play a big role, what matters is whether you have perseverance and vigor."

Lu Yuntian gave him a good feeling, at least until now, Lu Yuntian is just an ordinary boy.So, Shen Qianyi said again: "Do you know why I chose you?"

System 74748 hums, 【Because he is the mission target! 】

Lu Yuntian raised his head, looked at Shen Qianyi's beautiful and perfect face, and shook his head in a daze.Why did Shen Qianyi choose him? Not only the members of the Sword Sect were thinking about this question, but he, the person involved, was also thinking about it.

Shen Qianyi said: "Just now in the illusion of your entrance trial, you were able to look directly at the existence of your fear, and rose up to resist without hesitation. What I value is your courage and the sharpness of your final decision. What sword cultivators need is this kind of courage and sharpness."

Because the system 74748 was lying in his palm and pretending to be dead, he couldn't see Lu Yuntian's expression, but he could also observe it through his spiritual sense, and it was even more subtle.

Ok……

Lu Yuntian is in a good state now, he doesn't want Lu Yuntian to be dealt with by others before he makes a move to deal with Lu Yuntian!

Lu Yuntian's eyes turned from bewildered to hopeful, and Lu Yuntian recalled his state of mind at that time——

Erase what you hate, grab what you like?

The corner of Lu Yuntian's mouth pulled an arc, if you like it... just grab it? !

The author has something to say: Tea: If one day you die, you must have killed yourself.That's right, it's you!

Shen Qianyi was at a loss: Me?

Cha [covering nose]: ...how could you make such a foul!

The poem at the beginning is "Four Poems of Daffodils Sent by Liu Bangzhi to Zaomei" by Huang Tingjian. By the way, you are all very strong!How do you know that this world is for molesting and teaching stud men.

Yes, he still has some help, he arranges this world, just doesn't want Shen Qianyi to always pass the level violently orz

The state is not very good now, I always feel that there is something strange, have you noticed it?