The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

Lu Yuntian was tricked once, and he despaired of this cultivation world where the jungle preys on the jungle.Lu Yuntian believes that no one can calmly shirk in front of the Wannian Lingshi milk, and he was stunned for a long time when he saw it just now!

After thinking for a while, Lu Yuntian took out a jade bottle from the storage space, filled the bottle in a hurry, quickly activated the concealment charm, and hid in a corner.It's not that he doesn't give up on these ten-thousand-year spirit stone milk. After all, he is a sword cultivator. Is the cultivation world really...

"Third Junior Brother, look, there is actually ten thousand years of spiritual stone milk in this cave!" The clear male voice was full of surprise.

"Second Senior Brother, with these spirit stone milks, we can do a lot." The male voice was crisp, with a little bit of indiscernibility.

Lu Yuntian probed quietly, wanting to check the situation.Then I saw three men, two men in front and one behind.And the one following behind was pulling out a dagger from his sleeve, aiming at the man who was collecting spirit stone milk.

Lu Yuntian was a little disappointed, he thought what he encountered was an exception, but he didn't expect such things to be so common.He was tricked by others, and he could be said to be stupid and credulous, so these three are obviously from the same sect?

Lu Yuntian clenched his fists tightly. Could it be that no one in this world can be trusted?

Suddenly, a face like the bright moon appeared in his mind, his master is credible, right?Only the master can be trusted...

Lu Yuntian, who was in a disappointed and sweet mood, didn't listen to the gossip plot outside at all. Some excellent second child overshadowed the boss's limelight, and the boss was full of dissatisfaction.Therefore, the boss hooked up with the third child who was deeply loved by the master, and the two secretly communicated with each other. The third child took the initiative to seduce the second child for the sake of the boss. Discovery just advanced the process.

Lu Yuntian was frightened back to his senses by the shrill "Heaven owes me", and after confirming that there was only one seriously injured and dying person outside, Lu Yuntian slowly walked out of the corner.

Squatting down -- Lu Yuntian looked at this handsome monk, his heart was calm.Ah, he has no interest in the ups and downs of the "love story" between him and his senior brother and third junior brother. If you ask him, the main reason why this person has fallen to this point is that this person is ignorant and has no knowledge of others. Too much limelight.

Well, he is not qualified to say anything about others.Among all the spiritual and physical trainings, the sword cultivator is the most popular, and from time to time he will do something earth-shattering.

The handsome monk looked at Lu Yuntian in astonishment, he didn't expect that there would be another person appearing now, obviously they had checked just now.However, someone is not bad, anyway, he is going to die.Even if he dies, he won't let him treat the bitch better.So, the monk said: "This... fellow Taoist, you... hello, I am... I am from Wanzhi... Wanzhi Valley, here... the Lingshi milk here is... is..."

Lu Yuntian witnessed the whole process, so he didn't need this monk to explain.From what the monk said, he might have thought that he came later, but found that the spirit stone milk was taken away, and now he wants to instigate him to avenge him indirectly!

However, Magic Valley? !

Lu Yuntian knew that the monks who came out of the Valley of Wisdom are very smart, if there is such a little brother...

Touching his chin, Lu Yuntian said, "Do you want me to save you?"

The monk lying on the ground widened his eyes, thinking, he really wants to live, and even more wants to take revenge himself!The monk said with some difficulty: "What do you want?" The monk knew that the other party could not save him for no reason, but what did the other party want in him?

Lu Yuntian nodded inwardly, the man's mind turned quickly, and he said, "Sign a slave contract with me!"

The monk gritted his teeth. He didn't expect that the other party wanted his whole body. If he signed the slave contract, he would never be able to stand up again in this life.But... the cultivator covered his wound, even so, he still wanted to take revenge, and personally take revenge on those two bastards!

"……it is good!"

Lu Yuntian raised his eyebrows, this guy really knows the current affairs.Because the monk was seriously injured, Lu Yuntian didn't delay too much. After quickly signing the contract, he took out the bottle of Wannian Lingshi milk that he had previously contained.This ten thousand year spirit stone milk has many functions, and it has the function of flesh and white bones.Although it is not as heaven-defying as life and death, it is not bad.

The monk looked at the small bottle of Lingshi milk in shock, unexpectedly... He thought that all the Lingshi milk had been taken away by those two people, so he thought he was hopeless.

When the monk was recovering on his own, Lu Yuntian looked at his memory, and when he saw him having sex with his third junior brother, his expression became unnatural for a moment.

It turns out... There is still such an intimate act between men and men!

Lu Yuntian felt that Qi Yongwang (the unlucky ghost who was stabbed) opened the door to a new world for him!

"Master, what's your order?" Qi Youwang bowed to Lu Yuntian and asked respectfully.Now that he has signed a contract with him, Qi Youwang is still very professional.

Lu Yuntian withdrew his thoughts and said, "Continue to walk inside."

Those two people went crazy with joy when they saw the Wannian Lingshi milk, and they never thought about whether there were more, better, and more precious things in it.

A flash of light flashed in Qi Yongwang's eyes, this master seemed not as stupid as imagined!Perhaps, this will be a good opportunity for him!Most of the people in Myriad Wisdom Valley don't have high attack power, but divination and tricks are the only ones in the entire cultivation world--they even include wise men!One must know that among the top cultivators of all ages, there is a person from Wanzhi Valley!

Qi Yongwang admired Lu Yuntian even more when he saw Lu Yuntian remain indifferent to a pile of fairy weapons and treasures.There are fewer and fewer craftsmen now, and these magic weapons have always been used one less...

Then, they passed a bunch of rare spiritual plants, and with his knowledge base, there were still three or two that he didn't recognize!Then, they passed by a bunch of pills, and looked at the names on them: Yuanying Pill, Zhuyan Pill, Shengshenghaohua Pill, Jiuding Huanyang Pill... As long as one is released, the outside world will be crazy about grabbing it.And here... it's about bottling!

Then, they passed by a shelf of books, all of them were exercises, such as Yinlongtu, Tianzhupo, Xuantian Collection... As a hospital in Wanzhi Valley, Qi Yongwang felt a little itchy when he read these books. occupational response...

Finally, Qi Yongwang followed Lu Yuntian into another cave.Looking at the four walls, Qi Yongwang's first reaction was, ah, finally reached the deepest part of the cave.

Lu Yuntian looked at the stone pillar in the middle of the cave, and smiled.Sure enough, it was exactly as he thought...

Qi Yongwang didn't realize it, why is Lu Yuntian laughing, this cave is bare, but it doesn't have magic weapon, pill and medicine like before...

Lu Yuntian said in a low voice: "Sure enough, all of this is an illusion!"

Qi Yongwang couldn't believe it, an illusion?It was too real.Covering the original wound, he suffered such a serious injury, without the Wannian Lingshi milk, he would have died like that.All this is an illusion? ! !

Lu Yuntian ignored Qi Yongwang's shock, walked to the center and put his hand on the stone pillar.

Qi Yongwang also came to his senses at this time, the place where he was injured just now, the blood is gone!Qi Yongwang was a little puzzled, if this was the circumstances, then what the senior brother and the third junior brother did was all imagined by him?

And he sold himself for an illusion?

No!Qi Yongwang didn't believe it, no matter how much he didn't believe it, it was too late, he had to wait and see the reaction of those two when he went out!See how they would react when he appeared in front of them as a dead man...

It’s fine if everything is an illusion, but if it’s true...

...the boundary line at the end of the small ruins of Muxuan...

After Lu Yuntian left the small Muxuan ruins, he went straight to Shen Qianyi.As for Qi Yongwang's younger brother?He is going to solve the follow-up of the bloody love triangle.

After successfully separating Master from Heng Wu, Lu Yuntian was relieved that Heng Wu was much more sinister than he showed.Lu Yuntian is not sure whether Heng Wu, who failed in courtship, will hate him because of love, but he can be sure that Master never wanted to get together with Heng Wu from the beginning to the end.

This confirmation made Lu Yuntian feel refreshed all over, and he was happier than he got the inheritance of the ancient sword fairy in the small relic of Zamuxuan.

Heng Wu looked gloomyly at Lu Yuntian following Shen Qianyi, asking questions before and after, obviously even he couldn't get so close to him, why is this kid!

However, Heng Wu had to suppress his negative emotions when faced with the advice from his nephew from the Kunlun School.Wait, two years, just two years!Two years later, even if he kills Lu Yuntian to take the kid, Qianyi can't do anything to him!

After returning to the Sword Sect, Lu Yuntian quickly retreated, because he accepted the inheritance of the ancient sword fairy, he had a further understanding of the sword's comprehension.I believe that as long as he is given three months, he will be able to successfully advance to Jindan.

After leaving the customs, Lu Yuntian said to Shen Qianyi: "Master, I want to go down the mountain to practice."

Shen Qianyi agreed without saying anything.Looking at Shen Qianyi's still calm face, Lu Yuntian thought, he needs to take advantage of this time to grow up quickly so that the master no longer treats him as a disciple!As for who is going to be the master, he hasn't figured it out yet, but the outside world will definitely let him figure it out!

After Lu Yuntian left, Shen Qianyi felt that Luoxia Peak was a little deserted.Shen Qianyi quickly adjusted her mentality, and asked System 74748: "Why is there no woman around the mission target?"

He thought that after Lu Yuntian came out from the ruins, there would be two or three young girls by his side.As a result, not to mention women, there is not even a man, which makes him wait until the year of the monkey!

System 74748 is now at a loss. Its original idea was: Lu Yuntian fell in love with the host, but couldn't ask for it, or couldn't say it out loud. In order to relieve the loneliness and sadness in his heart, he indulged himself.

Originally, the other route where the host went to battle in person was also good, but it only dared to do tricks secretly. If the host directly exchanged his body for the mission, he might be the first one to die, not the mission target, but him.

In fact, Lu Yuntian still subconsciously likes the host, but he doesn't admit it, so how long will it take to develop to what it set?

Moreover, system 74748 is not sure whether Lu Yuntian will indulge himself, that kid is more persistent than he imagined...

Of course, these inside information system 74748 will not tell Shen Qianyi.Therefore, System 74748 changed the topic: "Master Host, let's continue to practice, you need to rely on yourself to escape from this world..."

The author has something to say: Brother: Did I sell myself just because of an illusion?This unscientific!

Lu Yuntian: What, did you feel wronged?

System 74748 [Vicissitudes]: This is fate!

Shen Qianyi: ...