The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

"I remember that in those Western fantasy novels, the Holy See and the Pope are the big villains..."

System 74748 couldn't bear to look straight in his heart and closed his eyes. It was because the host turned into a villain that he came to the alliance!Otherwise, what use do you think people like Shen Qianxi can do if they add trouble?

Shen Qianxi went berserk, "System 74748, come out quickly, I promise I won't kill you! My Ge Ge is so smart and beautiful (?), noble and generous (?), how could he be such a villain... so easy to get lunch!"

"..." Shen Qianxi, your focus is wrong!System 74748 was shouting in his heart, "Shen Qianxi, is your brain just for decoration! As I said earlier in this system, when the host and you came to this world, the course of this world will change! Definitely!" If the host is destined to receive lunch, there is no need for the host to come.

Shen Qianxi breathed a sigh of relief, it's good!It’s fine if Ge Ge doesn’t know how to take bento!

Suddenly, a surge of pride surged in Shen Qianxi's heart.he!Shen Qianxi, to protect Ge Ge in this world, to protect Ge Ge who has been protecting him since childhood!

"...haha." System 74748 couldn't bear it anymore, how could there be such a brainstorming person in this world! "Shen Qianxi, let's talk about it after you get familiar with fighting qi."

"..." Shen Qianxi was instantly discouraged, vindictive, he tried it just now, but he couldn't mobilize it, let alone use it proficiently.

System 74748 said: "You must become proficient during the three or four days of confinement, otherwise you will be easily discovered by Augsig. If you are discovered by Augseg... don't say that this system does not Warning you in advance."

"..." In order to protect (?) Ge Ge, Shen Qianxi went all out.Shen Qianxi knew that he was not so easy to get tired and hungry with a cultivation base of green-level battle qi, and the tiredness and hunger he thought were just what he thought.

After three days of hard work, Shen Qianxi managed to sort out the battle qi in her body.

The moment she saw the sun, Shen Qianxi suddenly felt that the world was full of vicissitudes...

In the next second, Shen Qianxi's art was shattered.

Augersig's amber eyes looked at Shen Qianxi who was in a trance without emotion, until Shen Qianxi, who had a thick nerve, found out and was terrified, and then slowly retracted his gaze.

Augersig lowered his eyes and said, "Alan, do you know where you went wrong this time?"

Shen Qianxi nodded quickly, and was imprisoned for a few days. After combining the original Alan's memory, Shen Qianxi only felt that Augsig in front of him was simply a devil.No, the devil will be two points more gentle than him!

but……

The current Pope is his Ge Ge, and he Ge Ge is the immediate boss of Augsig.With Ge Ge's backing, wouldn't he not be afraid of Oggsge, and it's even possible...to get revenge? !

Onlooker system 74748: "Hehe." With Shen Qianxi's IQ, it's easy to shut down without charging.Still want revenge?Don't get caught pigtails would be nice.

Augersig raised his eyes and looked into Shen Qianxi's eyes calmly.Shen Qianxi was a little uncomfortable being watched by him, and felt that her little thoughts were transparent in front of him, and they were spread out in the sun to dry them, so they could be seen at a glance.

Shen Qianxi followed Augsig obediently. Originally, Shen Qianxi thought that Augsig brought him to Shen Qianyi, but in the end...

Shen Qianxi was thrown into the bathtub, and a layer of skin was scrubbed off severely.According to Augsig, how can you appear in front of the Pope if you are so dirty and sloppy.Your character is a small matter, but it is a big matter to stain the eyes of the Pope.And Shen Qianxi could only curse while scrubbing.

When she saw Shen Qianyi, Shen Qianxi was about to burst into tears.Is it easy to meet Greg once?This level of difficulty is comparable to that of Tang Monk Xitian to learn Buddhist scriptures, right?

However, when she saw Shen Qianyi, Shen Qianxi didn't dare to jump up immediately, because... there was an August next to her.Until Augsig had to leave, Shen Qianxi also received the sharp sight of Augsig's warning...

After confirming that Augsig's figure had left the danger range, Shen Qianxi threw herself on Shen Qianyi with joy on her face.Embracing Shen Qianyi, rubbing it contentedly, finally saw and touched Ge Ge's [intoxicated face].

Shen Qianyi also softened the expression on his face rarely, and stroked Shen Qianxi's dog's head.

Letting go of Ge Ge, Shen Qianxi's first words were: "Ge Ge, do you have albinism?"

System 74748: "..."

Shen Qianyi: "..."

Shen Qianxi said again: "Ge Ge, you have prematurely aging white hair and white pupils, plus white skin, isn't this the reason for a typical lack of melanin?"

System 74748: "..."

Shen Qianyi: "..."

System 74748 endured and endured, and finally said: "Shen Qianxi, there are too many hair colors and eye colors in this world. Maybe you will see a person with silver hair and purple eyes tomorrow. Moreover, the silver hair and silver eyes of the host are in this world It is considered to be a unique characteristic of the Holy Son. Because of this, when the original owner was just born, he was brought back to the Holy See."

Shen Qianxi "drawing inferences from one instance" said: "Isn't that black hair and black eyes the child of darkness?"

"..." System 74748 said again: "Although it is not at the level of the Son of Darkness, the Son of Ominous cannot escape."

Shen Qianxi said: "Could it be that the mission target of this world is black-haired and black-eyed?" When Shen Qianxi said this, she was completely guessing, because this kind of counterattack is the most common on Xdot.com.Standing on the opposite side of the entire continent for a certain reason, isn't it just to highlight the protagonist's uniqueness and coolness?Although Shen Qianxi thinks that Ge Ge is the coolest in the whole world.

"..." System 74748 pondered secretly, it seems that reading novels is still useful! "Yes."

Shen Qianxi thought again, "Still useless? In the beginning, you couldn't even practice magic battle qi, and then for some reason, you soared into the sky and became a double cultivator of magic and martial arts?" Counterattacks and the like, absolutely can't sweep away this kind of salty fish. Drama.As for whether the novel can be popular or popular, it all depends on whether the author can make readers happy.

"..." System 74748 said that it was shocking, it turned out that Shen Qianxi's role was greater than he imagined! "Yes."

Shen Qianxi was also shocked and excited.As soon as Shen Qianxi got excited, she began to guess the plot, and then asked the system 74748 to confirm or deny it.What system 74748 thought was that although the novice protection period was clearly stipulated, the host could not be given a plot outline, but he didn't say that he couldn't let the host guess it!

So, in one afternoon, with the help of Shen Qianxi and system 74748, Shen Qianyi got a copy of this world mission objective.

First of all, the target of the mission must be a little cabbage from a wealthy family, but he is bullied by his father and mother.With the help of so-and-so Goldfinger, the protagonist of the waste material successfully turned around and counterattacked, and countless people were beaten in the face halfway.Even orphans will have a mysterious family background, awesome parents, all kinds of hardships, and bloody feuds.

The second copy is very likely to be the Mowu School, and this school is most likely the Leicester Mowu School in the center of the four empires.Leicester means "God's gift" in the ancient language of God.Of course, the Royal Academy of Magic and Martial Arts of the Four Great Empires cannot be ruled out.

The third dungeon is most likely the Forest of Elves, although the Forest of Elves has been closed for thousands of years.But Shen Qianxi said that there are exceptions to everything, and the mission goal is the biggest accident.

The fourth copy is likely to be...

Shen Qianxi dug out all the dangerous places and legends in the mainland in the memory of the original owner, and then made a list.Each dungeon received three or four younger brothers and women, and of course, there were people in the Holy See who continued to deliver food to the mission target and make grievances.

In the end, Shen Qianxi said: "If the writing style is better, if it is written as a novel and posted on Xdot.com, it will definitely become popular. Moreover, the number of words and the length of tens of thousands of words will not be enough."

Shen Qianxi, who was in a state of continuous excitement, wished that the task target would appear in front of him immediately, and then let him punch him to death, and the task would be completed.

Then, system 74748 said: "There are still 80 years before the mission target appears."

Shen Qianyi: "..."

Shen Qianxi: "..."

Shen Qianyi: "Is there something wrong with system 74748?" The first two worlds are fine, and you can do tasks as soon as you arrive.As a result, the third world will have to wait for more than 300 years, the fourth world will also have to wait for three years, and this world... will have to wait for 80 years!

Shen Qianxi: "Why wait for this to fall! Could it be that we are allowed to play for 80 years?" No way!

System 74748 felt a little guilty: "The time of entry is beyond the control of this system. And the host, Shen Qianxi, you can also make preliminary preparations first!"

Shen Qianyi thought for a while and asked Shen Qianxi: "Qianxi, you said that the Holy See and the Pope will definitely match the mission goals?"

Shen Qianxi nodded, and said: "Yes, anyway, in all Western fantasy novels, the Holy See is luxurious and corrupt, and their enjoyment is based on scraping people's fat and people's anointing. And the protagonist camp will also fight against the Holy See again and again. The negative impression with the Pope is deepening, for example, the protagonist was abused by the priests in various ways when he was a child, or the priests looked down on people in various ways; for example, the Pope, the Cardinal Archbishop and other high-level officials are intriguing and fighting for power and profit, showing no light at all. "

main character?It's really appropriate, the whole world is revolving around the mission goal, isn't this the protagonist?

Shen Qianyi pondered, not to mention the issue of position, he is now the Pope, and according to the memory of the original owner, the Holy See is not full of wine and food.Those who can become purple-clothed bishops, cardinal bishops, and popes must believe in light and the God of light with all their heart.Even their guardian knights have a deep-rooted worship of the light.This largely eliminates the possibility of being an undercover agent!

Maybe they have their own little thoughts, but they have always been unified in the face of big right and wrong.

And possessions and enjoyment...

Shen Qianyi sneered. In my memory, every generation of popes took the development of the Holy See as their own responsibility, not to mention enjoying it. For any one of them who didn't work hard, a lot of them died in their posts.And the property they accumulated was passed on to the next pope, and the property was originally intended for the pope's family.

However, these popes' hearts of faith are too firm, let alone wives and children, even sex life may not be possible.

Those who are interested will study the past popes of the Holy See, and they will find...

Nine out of ten popes are ministers!

The author has something to say: oh, oh, so sleepy

By the way, why do you all think that my brother is going to get married!Can't he marry?

No, no, can't my brother be straight?

Every time I open a comment, I see that you are all saying let my brother marry me, marry me, I will _(:з」∠)_

At the beginning, my idea was brother CP, but the wind of river crab blew all over jj, and this meme was cut off

In addition, I really can't think of what kind of man is better for my brother [Hey, didn't you say that my brother is straight?

With his heartless appearance...

None of IQ and EQ need to be charged [Shen Qianxi: Hey! ! ! 】……