The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

According to Remnant Soul's instructions, Lei Zhe went to the pharmacy to buy some extremely unusual herbs, and then returned to the hotel to grind the extremely unusual herbs into powder and blend them together.Lei Zhe looked at the dark mass of viscous liquid in the small bowl, and remained silent.Even if the color is weird, why does this liquid still have a pungent smell?Is this really a face-changing cream, not a disfiguring one?

After doing enough psychological construction, Lei Zhe began to daub in front of the somewhat blurred mirror.After the half liquid was applied to the face, the irritating smell disappeared miraculously, and Lei Zhe saw through the blurry mirror that he had turned into a young man with sallow skin.Lei Zhe's height is not short, and he is definitely not as strong as an old man.Moreover, Lei Zhe plans to go to the Mercenary Association to pick up the mission with such a face!

With the road to the academy already cut off, mercenaries are the fastest way to increase strength, and also... the most dangerous way.

However, there is no other way now.

Lei Zhe listened to the fumbling voice of the remnant soul, but didn't say anything.If you want to counter-attack the Holy See, you must have enough strength!

He was able to get to this point because of the remnant soul, otherwise he would still be that good-for-nothing to be bullied; but he has come to this point now because of the remnant soul.From the time when the remnant soul asked him to collect the power of darkness, he knew that the remnant soul was not a bright figure, maybe it was because of the remnant soul that the Holy Son noticed him...

He didn't want to carry the bronze ring with him at first, but he thought that there was a Locke Owen who was eyeing him...

Yes, Locke Owen is still with him.After discovering the opponent's purpose, he always put the bronze ring on his hand.Moreover, he had to admit that Locke really brought him a lot of convenience...

According to his observation, the squeezeable value of this Locke Owen is still very large.And it was enough for him to pay attention to Locke Owen's verbal temptations. When Locke Owen couldn't bear it anymore, he pretended to be careless and left the ring in the dormitory...

Every time Lei Zhe looked at the video recorded by the remnant soul, Lei Zhe would laugh at himself deeply.

Look, this is your vision!How dare you treat him as your friend back then!Your friends are just making fun of you for a fool!

Since the other party doesn't regard him as a friend, why does he treat him as a friend?Wouldn't it be better to be an ally of interest?

So, Lei Zhe went to the Mercenary Association with the appearance of this middle-aged uncle, and started doing tasks that did not require a level.Usually this kind of task is very difficult, he is really a bit arrogant as an ice-type intermediate magician.

However, he has a remnant soul in his hand!And the tasks he takes are usually looking for things, like one of the tasks is to find a flower called "Sphinx" in the depths of the Horace Mountains.No one knows the flower of the Sphinx, let alone its appearance, nor its function.If you ask three questions and don't know, who will pick it up?After receiving it, maybe I have to look through ancient books...

After Lei Zhe took it, the remnant soul said that the Sphinx was extremely useful to him at present.A sphinx has three flowers, one red, one purple and one white. The red one can temper the magician's body, making the magician's body stronger and less fragile.And the purple one is to increase the mental strength. The concept of mental strength is not known to many people now.But for example, when you upgrade from a magister to a magician, if the mental strength is not high, the failure rate is very high.And the white one can restore the spirit. People with mental damage eat this flower, the effect is leveraged, and the bottleneck that is stuck in the cultivation base will disappear.

And Remnant Soul said, the most convenient thing about this flower is that it is a long and large piece of thing!

Then he only needs to submit one plant, and the rest can belong to him!

And this was the default ten thousand years ago.Thinking for various reasons, this habit seems, maybe not registered on the books...

And the Horace Mountains were the back garden of the strong ten thousand years ago...

As I said before, the remnant soul was a master who could run amok ten thousand years ago.The remnant soul has walked around the Horace Mountains for a long time, and remembers the route firmly.Even if tens of thousands of years pass and the terrain changes, the remnant soul can quickly guide Lei Zhe to change lanes!

What the remnant soul didn't say was that there was a power of darkness in the Horus Mountains!

After Lei Zhe escaped from the Horace Mountains, he was hunted down by the mission issuer...

reason?It is the Sphinx of that young life...

In desperation, Lei Zhe entered the Kemi Forest.The Kemi Forest is a dangerous place behind the Horus Mountains. If it weren't for the helplessness, Lei Zhe wouldn't do it...

Then, he met Locke Owen and... Gloria, Demi's best friend who teamed up with him in the Mowu Grand Competition!

Lei Zhe clearly saw that when Locke Owen saw him, shock flashed in his eyes!Immediately, he looked at his bronze ring reflexively...

Lei Zhe wiped off the ointment on his face, revealing a mature and tough face.More than three years of ups and downs in his life made him look more mature and vicissitudes than his peers.Locke stood beside him, more like a niche.Of course, compared with his mage level, Locke, who is only at the senior mage level, really looks like a creamy niche. You know, even Gloria also has wood magic at the mage level.

When they met, Gloria and Locke had just experienced a wave of Warcraft.The smell of blood on his body and the fierceness in his eyes have not faded away, and it can be seen that they have made a lot of noise along the way...

With Lei Zhe as an acquaintance, and a high-level acquaintance, Gloria and Lei Zhe had cooperated before, and knowing Lei Zhe's character, she took the initiative to invite the other party to form a team.Locke bit his lip, but didn't stop him. Now he wants to help the elves, but he is really too weak...

At this time, Lei Zhe knew that Gloria was actually a member of the elves, and visually, her status was not low...

Lei Zhe glanced at the silent Locke, and somewhat understood why he pursued Gloria so passionately in school.From Lei Zhe's understanding of Locke, the other party is completely unprofitable.Although he doesn't know why even his girlfriend Demi doesn't know that Gloria is an elf, but Locke will know...

Perhaps, it is the Owen Auction House behind Locke?

After arriving in the territory of the elves, Lei Zhe suddenly realized that the news that the depths of the Kemi forest is the gathering place of elves is true!

Gloria stood in front of a very unusual big tree, and spoke the words of the elves.With Lei Zhe's research on Elven language, he can only understand one word "God"?

Then Lei Zhe and Locke opened a water curtain out of thin air, and two green-haired and green-eyed elves walked out of the water curtain...

The two elves saluted Gloria, then looked at Lei Zhe and Locke warily.Gloria communicated with the other party in Elvish, and Lei Zhe heard the word "friend".The remnant soul at the side smiled "hehe" and didn't say anything.

Then the attitude of the two elves softened.

After Lei Zhe and Locke entered the territory of the elves, they couldn't turn their eyes away. The style of the elves' territory was completely different from the all-encompassing style of humans.The elves have the most plants, the most common ones are also plants, and the most common ones in their lives are also plants.Under the overwhelming green plants, the entire elf territory looks so refined and peaceful.

Lei Zhe and Locke stayed in the elf territory for seven or eight days. These seven or eight days were the most comfortable and relaxing days for Lei Zhe in the past few years.No chasing, no malice, no sense of oppression...

Lei Zhe felt that he was deeply, deeply in love with this place!

On the tenth day, Lei Zhe saw Gloria crying and lying in Locke's arms, and Locke comforting Gloria with a gentle voice.Lei Zhe, who broke the jq, was a little embarrassed, but also a little surprised why Gloria was crying so uncontrollably, obviously Gloria is such a strong elf.

The helpless Gloria confides the reason for her crying - the elves' territory is facing the crisis of destruction!

Lei Zhe and Locke were surprised. Based on their observations in the past few days, the elves' territory was still extremely peaceful and stable.

After being forced to make a promise-keeping contract, Lei Zhe felt even more uneasy.Lei Zhe and Locke were taken to the Elf Queen. At this time, Lei Zhe knew that Gloria was the daughter of the Elf Queen and the next Elf Queen.Therefore, people in the elves' territory respect Gloria very much...

Lei Zhe noticed that the elf queen's beautiful face was slightly tired, and he was sure that the elves were really in danger this time.

After the Elf Queen blamed Gloria for her self-assertion, she let out a long sigh and explained the reason.

The mother tree of the elves was polluted, and they sent people to the Holy See to ask for a purified holy object, but they were ridiculed by the Pope.Not only did he not get the holy object, but he also lost face.The pollution of the mother tree is getting heavier and heavier, and it can last for a few months at most.In order to seek a solution, the elf princess Gloria went to the Slater Academy of Magic and Martial Arts three or four years ago, and changed her race to become a student of Slater.

Its purpose is the library of Slater Academy of Magic and Martial Arts!

The library of the Slater School of Magic and Martial Arts is one of the largest libraries that Gloria can think of a way to enter. However, Gloria, who has been in the library for several years, still cannot find a way in the library other than the Holy See. .The frustrated Gloria returned to the territory under the notice of the elf queen, just wanting to see more of the territory in the last few months.

Under the pressure of the imminent collapse of her homeland, the disappointment of her mother, and the respect and belief of her clansmen, Gloria couldn't hold back for a while, crying and fell into the arms of her lover Locke, and was discovered by Lei Zhe.

Thinking that after the mother tree was polluted and the territory collapsed, the elves could no longer wander outside the mainland.The reappearance of the elves will definitely attract the covetousness of the whole continent, especially those who are interested...

The possible scene kept playing in Gloria's mind, and Gloria cried even more sadly.

Only Luria's cries and Locke's comforting voices remained in the Elf Queen's study room. Lei Zhe looked at the Elf Queen's tired face and was about to say something when a notification came from outside.

"Queen, the Great Elder said that the situation has changed!"

The elf queen's expression became even more anxious. This "situation has changed" refers to the situation of the mother tree!

The Elf Queen hastily opened the door and ran towards the Mother Elf Tree, while Lei Zhe and Locke also took the opportunity to follow.

Lei Zhe looked at the mother tree of the elves in shock. It turned black and withered from the root, and even the leaves of the mother tree were yellowish and dull.And the few scattered fruits on the mother tree are also extremely thin and lifeless.Lei Zhe didn't understand that the mother tree was like this, how could it still bear fruit.

Gloria followed Lei Zhe's line of sight, and immediately looked away unbearably, and forced herself to explain to Lei Zhe, "You don't know, elves are born from the mother tree..."

Lei Zhe looked at the three or four fruits in shock, and said, "Could it be...Could it be..."

Locke continued: "Is that an elf?"

Gloria covered her mouth, let out a "woo woo woo" sound, and said with a sob: "The elves...the elves...have...had...had no newborns for decades."

After Gloria finished speaking, a fruit wobbled on the mother tree, and half a minute later, the fruit fell from the tree.Lei Zhe caught it subconsciously, and the fruit rubbed Lei Zhe's palm. Lei Zhe felt the soft and smiling touch in his hand, smiled slightly, and then froze again.

There was a crack in the fruit from top to bottom, and Lei Zhe could vaguely see that it was an elf with pointed ears.The little elf struggled to break free from the shackles of the outer peel, Lei Zhe watched happily as the little elf's head was exposed, and Lei Zhe's heart softened when he saw the clear and lovely eyes.Then the thin left hand stretched out, followed by the right hand...

When he broke free to the waist, the elf had already lost his strength, and the elf's eyes quickly lost their light.

Lei Zhe's expression changed, and he looked at Gloria, who turned her head and began to cry again.Lei Zhe seemed to understand something, and looked down at the palms of his hands.The elf's arm was still waving like him, as if to greet him again, the clear green eyes lost all vitality, and were stained with a dead air that Lei Zhe didn't like.

Clearly...obviously...

A little bit!

Just a little bit, the elf can become an elf, an elf who can walk and jump...

Lei Zhe wanted to shout, but he couldn't say anything as if he was blocked by a stone.Lei Zhe wanted to run wildly to vent the anxiety in his heart, but his body could not move as if under a petrification spell.

Lei Zhe stood where he was, holding the dead elf for a long time.The first thing Lei Zhe did after he came back to his senses was to bury the elf at the root of the mother tree.Lei Zhe felt that elves were born in the mother tree, so they wanted to return to the mother tree after death, right? !

Finally, Lei Zhe said to the Elf Queen: "Queen, please allow me to go to the Holy See and bring back the holy object that can purify the pollution of the mother tree!"

He, he didn't want to see the second dead elf...

The elf queen persuaded him for a long time that Lei Zhe himself was wanted by the Holy See, and the sacred object was the purification stone in the crown of the previous popes.The purification stone can help the pope's bright magic become more pure and powerful, and it is also one of the pope's tokens.

The most important thing is that the Pope himself is a figure of the Holy Spirit.Not to mention the guardian knights around the pope with black-level grudges, and seventy or eighty purple-level (equivalent to magister-level) knights with grudges and above.

And only the magister-level Lei Zhe went to Fei Lengcui, the main venue of the Holy See, to deliver food undoubtedly!