The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

However, Shen Qianyi didn't seem to notice Shen Qianxi's dissatisfaction, and said to Shen Qianxi: "You go back first."

It was also at this time that Shen Qianxi felt something was wrong.Ge Ge, he would never let him leave because of an outsider (Oggsger: Ha ha), Ge Ge must have his own reasons for doing so.

So, no matter how dissatisfied Shen Qianxi was, she could only mutter: "It's really annoying..."

Then, Shen Qianxi saw Augsig looking at him with... an expression he didn't know.Shen Qianxi thumped, and quickly slipped against the wall.

After Shen Qianxi left, Shen Qianyi said to Oggsig: "Recently, I have to pay attention to the flow of people in the big square. If... send it to a secret prison immediately."

Augsburg: "Yes."

The two walked into the bathroom, Augsig stood in front of Shen Qianyi, and took off the priest's robe for Shen Qianyi.Although the priest's robe is not as good as the Pope's robe, there are still twenty or thirty buttons...

After unbuttoning, Augsig turned around and walked behind Shen Qianyi to undress him.

It was also at this time that the three of them hiding in the corner saw the appearance of the Pope clearly through the layers of gauze curtains.

Locke gasped, his mind blank.For the first time, he knew how magnificent the words "language is difficult to describe, and painting is difficult to describe" written in the book are.How can there be such a beautiful person?At this time, Locke's mind is full of the Chinese poems he has heard in his previous life, "There are beauties in the north, peerless and independent. Once you look at the city of people, and then you look at the country. Would you rather not know the city and the country? Beauty is hard to come by!"

At that time, he was still an otaku, an otaku who liked to read YY stallion novels.In some fairy tales and historical fictions, there is always a beauty who is "alluring the city and the country".At that time, he still sneered, thinking: where are there so many beauties?If there were to be a beauty who would amaze everyone in the world, wouldn't they be taken away long ago?How can it be the lead character's turn?

But now, in front of him, there is such a beauty who is all over the world.Even if he is a man, he can attract countless coveted.

Locke subconsciously looked at Gloria beside him. This female elf is also the number one beauty in the book.Yes, this world is a book in Locke's eyes, a stallion novel of Western romance, the protagonist is Lei Zhe, the man on his other side.Although the novel is not yet finished, he came to this world.But some of the treasures and opportunities in the early stage, all he could get were obtained by him, or by the Irving Auction House behind him.It is also because of this that the Owen Auction House will appoint him as the heir, otherwise...

He will be the talented illegitimate son hunted down by the orthodox heir in the novel!

Because he is time-traveling, he will go to Slater Academy of Magic and Martial Arts within the "specified" time, and then "get to know" the protagonist Lei Zhe;

Because he traveled through time, he knew that Lei Zhe's biggest golden finger in the early stage was a bronze ring, in which lived a remnant soul tens of thousands of years ago;

Because he was time-traveling, he was able to poke at Gloria's g-spot and make the other party let go of their relationship with him.

When he first met Gloria, he was indeed amazed by Gloria.There is no impetuous hustle and bustle of the modern city, but a very natural freshness and richness.Every frown and smile is so just right, every move has a light green halo, everything looks so special.

however……

Compared with the silver-haired and silver-eyed Pope, everything about Gloria looked so bleak and pale.For a moment, Locke felt that the love for Gloria had disappeared from his heart.

Not only Locke thinks so, even Lei Zhe has to admit that the Pope...is much better-looking than Gloria.Even if the pope didn't smile, he still had a strong sense of confusion.

Gloria clearly saw Locke's obsession with the Pope, and because of women's confidence in their appearance, Gloria never thought that anyone could be more beautiful than her.After all, she is an elf, and no other race can compare with nature's darling—the elf.

Suddenly someone prettier than her appeared, even if it was a man, Gloria also hated the Pope, although the original hatred was not small...

Augsig stopped the hand that was undressing Shen Qianyi, drew out the saber at his waist and stabbed towards a certain corner, which happened to be the hiding place of Lei Zhe and the others!Gloria was shocked, this scroll that hides the aura does not have a defensive function!

Gloria didn't care about any hatred anymore, taking out a scroll of space transfer was like tearing open and fleeing.However, Augersig moved faster.When Gloria took out the scroll, Augsig's thunder hit them in front of them.

As the person with the highest strength, Lei Zhe had to make a move. Fortunately, he was still a warrior of purple-level grudge, so he wouldn't be killed by Augsig's sword in the first place.

Lei Zhe dodged Augsig's first sword, and Augsig became even more vicious when he saw this.

Someone actually saw the Pope's body!Unforgivable!These people are going to die!

Shen Qianyi picked up the somewhat messy white single gown, but fortunately, he would wear a white single gown under the priest's robe and the pope's robe.Otherwise, □□Shen Qianyi would still feel awkward in front of strangers.

Squinting his eyes to watch the battle in the corner, Lei Zhe seemed to want to move the battlefield to an open place, but was blocked by Augsig in the corner.In such a private place as the bathroom, it's fine if a stranger breaks in, but you still want to mess around in the bathroom?impossible!

Augsig's level is one level higher than Lei Zhe's, but Lei Zhe himself is a purple-level fighter and an ice magic magister. The combination of the two can temporarily withstand Augsig for a while.

Such a short time is enough, Gloria tore open the space transfer scroll.There are three coordinates on the scroll, exactly one for each of the three people. Gloria took one of them on herself, and another on Locke, but how can the remaining one be taken on Lei Zhe...

The battle between Lei Zhe and Augsig was obviously beyond her and Locke's hands.

Gritting your teeth, you can't keep your allies here, right?So Gloria said, "Lei Zhe, take the coordinates."

Before Lei Zhe touched the edge of the coordinates, he was knocked down by Augsig.The coordinates fell on the gauze curtain on one side, and at this moment, the reel also started.A flash of light flashed, Locke and Gloria also disappeared, and even part of the veil on one side disappeared.

After everyone left, Shen Qianyi called out: "Aoge, stop."

No matter how reluctant he was, Augsig had to stop.And the first thing Augsig did when he came back to Shen Qianyi was to tidy up the cloak that Shen Qianyi had draped vainly, and wrap Shen Qianyi tightly.

Lei Zhe looked at the two opposite with vigilance. Both of them had stronger fighting power than him. I'm afraid he really couldn't escape this time.

Shen Qianyi wanted to take the first two steps to have a look, but was stopped by Augsig.Augersig speaks righteously and does not allow the Pope to risk himself!

So, Shen Qianyi stood where he was, and asked, "Dual Cultivation of Magic and Martial Arts? How did you do it?"

Lei Zhe didn't answer, he was a little uncertain about the Pope's attitude now.Even though he was wanted by the Holy See, he couldn't believe that Shen Qianyi didn't know about it!Even the Holy Son can see the dark attribute of the remnant soul, can't the Pope see it?

impossible!

No, the pope asked so clearly knowingly, why didn't the remnant soul express anything?You must know that just a few days ago, when listening to the troubadour's recitation, he also said that the troubadour was flattering the stinky feet of the Holy See.

Just about to contact the remnant soul, Shen Qianyi said again: "You don't need to look for that remnant soul. I blocked that remnant soul. Tell me, I'm a little interested."

Lei Zhe was shocked, shielding the remnant soul?How did he do it?When did you do it again?

Lei Zhe's stupefied aroused Augsig's dissatisfaction, and the Pope wronged himself to ask a traitor, why did this traitor have no eyesight at all!

Lei Zhe came back to his senses and said, "It's the remnant soul who washed my bones."

Shen Qianyi touched his chin, and then released a holy light to cover Lei Zhe.Lei Zhe felt comfortable and didn't feel any murderous intent, so he naturally wouldn't fight back.The Pope is much stronger than him, if he counterattacks and draws the Pope's reflexive attack, he will die unjustly!

Shen Qianyi withdrew the holy light and said, "Didn't you feel that your body was seeded?"

Lei Zhe glared at Shen Qianyi angrily, "Are you provoking? I won't be fooled!"

At this time, Oggsger said: "You may not have felt it before, but in the battle with me just now, didn't you find that your reaction ratio was a little slower?" This is very small, but you are extremely skilled in controlling power For Augsburg, it's obvious.

"..." Lei Zhe found out, but he thought it was due to the pressure from Augsig's superiors.People who have reached a certain level of cultivation can show their aura and oppress their opponents.If the level is a little lower, they will admit defeat, and people with a higher level but lower than the opponent will also be affected by coercion.

Augsig added: "Your cultivation of both magic and martial arts is almost the same as that of fighting qi. The reason why people tens of thousands of years ago were strong is because they were able to practice both magic and martial arts, and they were able to leapfrog challenges. When your strength fully exploded, you He can match me."

"What's the purpose of your visit this time?" Shen Qianyi changed the subject, just click on it.If there was a conflict between the mission objective and Goldfinger, he wanted to see how the mission objective would react.

Lei Zhe was still immersed in the possibility of the remnant soul betraying him, Lei Zhe told himself that this was the enemy's sowing.However, the relationship between him and the remnant soul could not be restrained in his mind.

"Hey, stinky boy, although I want to thank you for helping me unblock me, I still have to feel sorry for you..."

When meeting for the first time, the remnant soul is like snatching your own body.It's just that he gave up later, and for some reason strongly helped him...

The steps of his cultivation are all based on the guidance of the remnant soul...

Why did he believe in the remnant soul so much at that time?Obviously knowing that the remnant soul is not a good person, clearly knowing that the remnant soul is full of malicious intent...

Lei Zhe didn't know that this was just the first "big gift" he got today!

As soon as he recovered, he heard Shen Qianyi say: "Did you come to the Holy See because of that female elf?"

Lei Zhe suppressed the turmoil in his heart, and looked at Shen Qianyi.At this time, Shen Qianyi was an evil ghost in a beauty's skin in his eyes!Even if he wants to deceive himself...

Shen Qianyi thought for a while and said, "Is it because of the mother tree of the elves?"

Lei Zhe immediately said angrily: "If it weren't for your Holy See's refusal to exchange purification stones, neither would the mother tree of the elves. And it's fine if you don't exchange them, but you even got the Biluohua of the elf queen!"

Shen Qianyi frowned, after listening to Lei Zhe's words, he could know what the Elf Queen told them.Shen Qianyi thought it was a little funny, it seemed that those seemingly indifferent elves had a lot of scheming.Moreover, how could this person be so angry?What about being indifferent, cruel, and nothing to do with yourself?

This time, Oggsig took the initiative to say: "Did the Elf Queen tell you this? Why don't you listen to how we 'argued'?"

Lei Zhe clenched his fists, he felt that the malice of the world was grinning at him.

Without waiting for Lei Zhe to speak, Augsig said: "80 years ago, the Pope traveled to the mainland. He passed through the Kemi Forest. By chance, I followed the Pope into the Forest of Elves. Knowing the danger of the Elven Mother Tree, I, the Pope, couldn't bear it, so I exhausted my whole body of magic to purify the elf mother tree. And the blue flower in the bath was given to the Pope by the elf queen as a reward!"

Augersig is also extremely smart, and all accidents and battles are replaced by the word "accidental".

"This... this..." Lei Zhe was at a loss. The Elf Queen's statement was completely different from that of the person in front of him. Who should he believe?

Lei Zhe murmured: "Why did you tell me this? Aren't you supposed to kill me, a traitor?"

Shen Qianyi said again: "A traitor? The Holy See's arrest warrant for you has only been executed for one year!"

Lei Zhe received the third bomb today, "Impossible, then who is the person who hunted me down for the next two years?"

For some reason, Augersig felt that he was very patient with the idiot in front of him, although he was definitely not as patient as he was with the Pope.Augsig explained: "The most wanted orders of the Holy See are only valid for one year. If they can survive a year of hunting, the Holy See will let go of their prejudices and reconcile with the masters." Killed, very few.Of course, after the reconciliation, it is not known whether the hostility will continue, or whether it will really turn hostility into friendship.

And this, Augersig knew, but would not say it.

Shen Qianyi said at this moment: "Now I have to ask your good friend Locke Owen!"

"No——" Lei Zhe knelt down—and hugged his head.

Scenes of past events flashed quickly in my mind, the unruly remnant soul, the friendliness of Locke, the kindness of elves...

No matter how you look at it now, it seems like a malicious mockery...

Shen Qianyi raised her eyebrows, the line of defense in her heart is so weak?

Also, if anyone knows that everything around them is not real, everyone has other purposes, and everyone has plots against him, that person will also develop hatred, and even... collapse!

Shen Qianyi feels that the goal of this mission will either be abolished in the future, or it will completely turn against the "good friend" of the past!

Either way, he's happy with it.

Therefore, Shen Qianyi extravagantly took out a space movement scroll, tore it open, and threw it on Lei Zhe.A flash of light flashed, Lei Zhe disappeared in place, and the painful sound in the bathroom also disappeared.

Augsig asked at this time: "Pope, do you still want to take a bath?" Augsig suddenly remembered that this was the first time he planned to serve the Pope to take a bath! (Ogersig: The last time the Pope fell into a coma with traditional Chinese medicine was not counted, because he did not get the permission of the Pope) The result!But it was destroyed by those few people who didn't know the so-called. I don't know if it's too late to remedy it.

"Forget it, it's getting late, go to sleep!" The priest's robe was covered with dust-cleaning magic, so it's okay if you don't wash it for a day.The point is, his mood is ruined!

In the middle of the night, Shen Qianyi heard the mechanical sound of system 74748:

"Trigger the derivative task - Ragnarok: Maintain the Holy See's supremacy of faith on the mainland and defeat the dark camp."