The Ultimate Scumbag Handbook

Shen Qianyi's head was still dizzy, and before the dizziness ended, he heard system 74748 crying in his ear: "Master host, liar, you are a big liar! What about the counterattack that was agreed? What about turning defeat into victory? How could you give away your godhead with such dedication!"

Damn, system 74748 wants to cry but has no tears. It uses all its energy to assist Shen Qianyi in awakening.I was still thinking, if I can succeed this time, I will definitely be able to upgrade again, not to mention the size of an ostrich egg, it is still a circle larger than a goose egg, right?

result!result!

Failed!

Forget it, if it was force majeure, its resentment would not be so great.And the reason why the host failed was because he took the initiative to "suicide"!

Shen Qianyi's head is still like a ball of paste, and the crying of the system 74748 is definitely adding fuel to the fire, and it is even more headache.Shen Qianyi said helplessly: "When did I say that I would counterattack?"

He didn't say from beginning to end, well, he just misled the system 74748 a little bit.Moreover, he himself did not expect that he would do so.Shen Qianyi smiled wryly, he was impulsive...

"..." System 74748 was speechless and could only cry louder.The current system 74748 is even more embarrassing than it was at the beginning, when it was the size of a chicken egg, but now... let alone!

Shen Qianyi pressed her temples and said helplessly, "Didn't you just send me to punish the world? Why haven't I arrived yet?"

System 74748 hiccupped and said, "Ah, I almost forgot the business. Due to the failure of the derivative task, you, the host, are going to punish the world, and this system will be forced to return to the system world after you choose, and then... shut down Little black house!"

After speaking, system 74748 began to cry again.

Shen Qianyi: "..."

After a while, System 74748 shut down by itself, and said solemnly: "Master Host, here are four choices, you choose one. Please note that the one you choose is the punishment world you are about to go to."

Then, four lines of options appeared before Shen Qianyi's dark eyes:

Ancient wild, ancient overhead, modern city, future interstellar

Shen Qianyi was silent, what the hell are these?He knew the meaning of each of their words, but why he couldn't understand the meaning when they were combined together?According to "ancient fiction" and "modern city", Shen Qianyi can only speculate that these four options are the background of punishing the world.But how much?no more.

This is too general!Moreover, Shen Qianyi's intuition told himself that none of these four options was good.

But if he were to choose...

He was also clueless.

Therefore, Shen Qianyi stretched out his finger and placed it not far from the "Ancient Wilderness", and felt a throbbing in his heart.Then I moved my finger to the "ancient overhead" IQ, and my heart palpitations were also inexplicable.Then came "Modern City" and "Future Interstellar".

After the trial was over, Shen Qianyi lowered his hand, and was judging which of the four options would bring him more ominousness, and which one would be less ominous.

At this time, Shen Qianyi was extremely grateful to the nemesis of system 74748, and sent him to the world of cultivating immortals.Although there were very few opportunities to use spiritual power after leaving that world, the attribute projection that time was "lucky value attribute".And Shen Qianyi never knew what his "lucky value attribute" was, the reason was that the incompetent Cheat Finger System 74748 didn't know either!After that, Shen Qianyi also discovered the benefits of this "lucky value attribute".When judging the choice, he will subconsciously choose the relatively harmless one.

This kind of innate skill, you can also say it is the sixth sense - intuition.In the past, Shen Qianyi felt that this skill was unreliable, the sixth sense or something, mysterious and mysterious!However, this time, I really can only use this talent skill.

In the end, Shen Qianyi chose the second option "Ancient Elevation".

Before pressing the button, Shen Qianyi asked the system 74748, "I want to see Qianxi."

"..." System 74748, Mr. Host, are you an uncle?Well, you are indeed uncle.

System 74748 thought desperately, anyway, it would not take much energy to establish a communication channel, anyway, it has already reached this point.

A screen lit up a little far away before Shen Qianyi's eyes, and on it was Shen Qianxi who was holding Shen Qianyi who was "sleeping" and crying.

System 74748: "..."

Shen Qianyi: "..." One person, one system deserves to have the same attributes, but they are so aspiring to...cry.

Shen Qianxi also found Shen Qianyi in the light curtain, she couldn't control herself and rushed over, then fell heavily on the carpet.

Just as Shen Qianyi was about to speak, system 74748 said, "Hurry up and finish! The time is only one minute."

Shen Qianyi and Shen Qianxi had no time to talk heart to heart, let alone complain.Shen Qianyi said directly: "Qianxi, don't blame yourself, I'm going to the next world now, everything is waiting for me to come back!"

As soon as Shen Qianyi finished speaking, the light curtain went dark.Then system 74748 also appeared in front of Shen Qianyi, and it was really in a mess...

The current system 74748 is only... the size of a quail egg, it is simply a pocket version of the system.

Pocket version system 74748 said viciously: "Master host, hurry up and choose! It will be too late!"

Therefore, Shen Qianyi did not hesitate, and directly pressed the option on the second line "Ancient Overhead"!In the next second, Shen Qianyi disappeared.

At this time, System 74748 laughed sinisterly.And the four lines each have two more words after the option with only four words, so now the four lines of options are:

Ancient savage sub-beasts, ancient fictional characters, modern urban bisexuality, and future interstellar mermaids.

If someone else came here who had been in contact with Lujiang Tudou, he would definitely understand the meaning of the two extra words in an instant, and he would also be able to understand what his choice represented through these short six words...

However, the concealment of System 74748 was not painful to Shen Qianyi at all.Because he has little contact with Internet culture, he doesn't understand the difference between the option after adding two words and the option without adding those two words...

Even if Shen Qianyi found out later, he would only be thankful that he believed in his sixth sense.Although, Shen Qianyi, who descended into the world of punishment, is secretly cursing this terrible world...

Shen Qianyi had just recovered from the dizziness, just when she felt that she had entered another world, she realized that her current situation was very bad.

How bad is it?His life is being threatened!

Shen Qianyi was forced into the water, caught off guard, Shen Qianyi choked a few mouthfuls of water.Breathing was forced to stop, and what came into the nose was not air, but liquid, icy cold liquid.It's a feeling that I can't describe if I haven't experienced it myself.

Shen Qianyi struggled uncontrollably, but his struggle did not bring any hindrance to the assailant.On the contrary, he who was held in the water passed through the surface of the water, and there were indistinct laughter and mocking sounds.

Just when Shen Qianyi felt that his lungs were about to burst and he was about to suffocate to death, he was pulled up by the assailant.After finally taking two breaths of fresh air, he was pushed into the water by the assailant.

Shen Qianyi struggled even harder, repeated this three or four times, and Shen Qianyi became weak all over.He just arrived in this world, and he didn't have time to collect any information at all, so he ended up like this.

What exactly is going on? !

After being pulled out of the water for the fifth time, Shen Qianyi was not pushed back into the water, but was thrown to the ground.Although this treatment is still not good, at least there is no need to be threatened with death...

Shen Qianyi lay sideways on the ground, his vision was limited to a piece of wild grass next to his cheek, and he could still smell the muddy smell from the tip of his nose, everything was so natural.Then the unnatural and disharmonious factors come!

A pair of small embroidered shoes, followed by two pairs of larger embroidered shoes, the owners of the three pairs of shoes walked up to Shen Qianyi.Based on the size of the shoes, Shen Qianyi could tell that these three were all children.

Being kicked up to the shoulder, Shen Qianyi turned over and lay on his back on the ground.

Then, he saw three handsome little boys, laughing happily.The little boy in the lead is the most beautiful, with a bud-like pattern between his eyebrows.The light red color is extremely beautiful, and it complements the handsome boy even more... Delicate!

The two boys who followed also had a flower bud-like pattern between their eyebrows, but it was not as clear as the leading boy, and it did not have the appearance bonus effect of the leading boy!

The little boy in the lead covered his mouth and smiled, his crisp childish voice was forcibly twisted into a thin... eunuch's voice by the other party.

The little boy unceremoniously stepped on Shen Qianyi's shoulder, and even crushed it vigorously.Although he is small and weak, the meaning of insulting people is expressed without hindrance.

The little boy said with a slightly arrogant attitude: "Hmph, little bastard, you are only worthy of living in this yard."

The little follower at the back echoed: "Master, take it easy! Don't let your embroidered shoes be soiled by this lowly bastard."

The second follower held the head boy's feet even more doglegly, took out a handkerchief from his sleeve, carefully wiped the shoe of the head boy, and said in a more flattering tone: "That's right, master, your Shoes are bestowed by the Holy One, they cannot be ruined by this bastard."

The little boy at the head curled his lips in disdain, and said, "Hmph, as much as I want this thing, the emperor will give me as much as I want, so why should I care?"

Servant [-] and Servant [-] were flattering again, Shen Qianyi listened for a long time, but did not understand what was going on.So, when the little boy at the head was about to kick up again, he jumped up with the strength he had accumulated, threw the little boy at the head down, and punched him down, without mercy!

The scene was silent for a second, and then surrounded by yelling.

After a burst of chirping, Shen Qianyi was pulled up.And he has no strength, after all, he is still young now, yes, when he beat someone just now, he found that his current body is not much bigger than that of the little boy in charge.In addition, he has not fully recovered from the strength he had just spent in the struggle of being submerged.

Of course, all these reasons cannot conceal the most important reason——

The man who pulled him up was strong and fit, and now he was in the shape of a bodyguard.After being arrested, Shen Qianyi once again noticed that the man who arrested him also had a pattern between his eyebrows, but it was not like a flower bud, but a... wild flower?The color is also light.

The little boy who led the way stood up with the help of a follower.Shen Qianyi was held in the hands of the man, and glanced at the little boy with disheveled clothes and a few red marks on his cheeks.

Hmph, he wasn't such a rough person before.If it were in the past, he would have written down this hatred, and then saved it for future sniping. After all, "Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge", isn't it?

However, an hour ago, he discovered that he had been betrayed by someone he had followed for hundreds of years—Shen Qianyi was not angry, but just angry that he was so blind, trusted a white-eyed wolf, and his brother was dead—although only He is limited to that world, and he himself will be dispatched to this world of corners—although he still doesn't know what kind of world it is.When I came to this world, I still encountered such a thing!

God knows, he has lived so long, and he has gone through several worlds, he has never encountered such a thing!Being pushed into the water, and being punched and kicked (?), the dark fire in his heart "噗—" came up.Then, anger blinded the mind.Then, on an impulse, he chose the reckless way of revenge - physical collision, mental... powerlessness.

Then, under the roar of the little boy in charge, Shen Qianyi was thrown into the pool by the strong bodyguards, and was forced not to get up unless he stayed in the pool for an hour.

In the end, after Shen Qianyi was fished out of the pool, he had a very normal (?) fever, and he was so dizzy and unconscious.