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Seeing that Lucifer didn't speak, crucian carp guessed that he might not believe it.So he continued to lie, ah, no, it was persuasive, and he must let Lucifer discover his inner feelings.

"You probably won't believe what I say about a fish, but I have experienced hundreds of battles, and my experience is definitely richer than yours. If you want to know if you really like him, just try it!"

The crucian carp secretly observed Lucifer's expression, and found that the other party was still indifferent. The tail of the fish slapped the water surface fiercely, and continued: "So, when the person who wanted to catch me just came in, you just walk over and slowly approach him , put your mouth next to his ear and talk, and then pay attention to his expression. If he is stiff and embarrassed, and you feel uncomfortable, then you must like each other but haven't found it yet."

After the crucian carp finished speaking, while observing Lucifer's expression, he vomited frantically: Humph, although Master Yu has never chased Sister Yu, he watched TV dramas a lot when he stayed with the little girl as a pet.When the male protagonists on TV do this to the female protagonists, the female protagonists will definitely feel uncomfortable, and then deliberately loudly tell the male protagonists to go away, or blushing, evasive, but looking at the male protagonists with admiration in their eyes.What's more, the last time I went to bed late last time, when the little girl's mother was watching a talk show, I also heard the host say that there is a safe distance between people, and if you get too close, you will feel a sense of crisis and feel uncomfortable. .In this way, no matter whether they like each other or not, as long as they do it, and after Master Yu's clever mouth says, the big black man in front of him will probably think that he likes each other.

When the time comes to help him make plans to chase his wife, I don't believe that after the two of them are together, they can still eat their big matchmaker.In case they were so wicked that they really wanted to kill and eat meat, then they would be regarded as indirect revenge.Hmph, they deserved to be beaten and bruised like the little girl's uncle and kicked out of the house.

After vomiting bubbles for half a minute, after the flute, seeing that Lucifer hadn't responded yet, the crucian carp became a little anxious.Just at this time, Yin Dang put the buns back and returned to the kitchen. The crucian carp thought he was here to catch it. Feeling the crisis of his life, he ignored Lucifer's expression and tensed his body to attack and escape.

"What's the matter?" Yin Dang took a step back uncomfortably, and looked suspiciously at Lucifer who suddenly approached.

Lucifer was silent.

The other party didn't answer, and Yin Dang didn't care. He opened the refrigerator, took two eggs, cracked them, poured them into a bowl, added salt and stirred them. Since he decided to keep the fish, he couldn't drink the fish soup.Eat steamed buns with some soup, so you won't choke or feel your mouth dry.

The egg drop soup is light, with seaweed added, it tastes absolutely delicious, and it is also very suitable to eat with steamed buns.

Yin Dang was busy with his back to Lucifer, and didn't notice anything wrong.

After being on guard for a long time, no one came to catch it. The crucian carp, who was still very vigilant, suddenly relaxed. While swimming slowly in the water basin, it laughed at Lucifer who had been staring at Yin Dang.

Hmph, if you don't believe what Master Yu said, you must be stupid now!It’s useless to stare at the other person, because the person has not discovered his own intentions at all.

The crucian carp rolled its eyes and came up with an idea: "If you persuade him not to eat Master Yu and raise him well, Master Yu will teach you how to chase him. You know, Master Yu was very popular before he was caught. A girl from the Qianyu family, the female fish killer who kills the middle-aged and elderly fish in the reservoir in seconds. How many silk fish are envious and jealous, and after hating, they still insist on hugging the fish tail with a stern face, begging the fish master to teach the secret. If you follow the fish master Do what you say, and it won't take long before you can embrace the beauty. How about it, this deal is a good deal! I don't tell him about ordinary fish!"

Lucifer was still expressionless, but his eyes changed from looking at Yin Dang to looking at crucian carp.

Looking at each other for a while, the crucian carp shrank back a little guilty, and then swung its tail, pretending to be calm: Although I am not a female fish killer, I have watched so many TV dramas and watched the love of so many people. Love love, if you chase me, don't you understand my trick of chasing you?Randomly taking out two of the tricks they use when chasing people is enough to deal with it.

I didn't lie anyway, I just exaggerated a little bit, just a little bit.The process is not important, what matters is the result, as long as I can help, there is nothing to be guilty of.

Thinking of this, crucian carp became confident.

After waiting for a while, Lucifer still didn't look away, and the already guilty crucian carp felt uncomfortable.

The gills of the fish opened slightly, the scales on the body stood up, and the frequency of the tail swinging in the water became larger. The crucian carp became annoyed: "What are you looking at? Is it possible that Master Yu is wrong? You don't like him?"

Noticing that Lucifer still didn't respond, Crucian stared wide-eyed: I really don't like it!Wasn't Master Yu wasting his tongue in vain before!

When I thought about being a white worker, I couldn't change the fate of being put on the dining table. No matter how hard I struggled, I would still face death in the end.The crucian carp was dejected, not even in the mood to pop bubbles.

"It's not about making fish soup."

Although the devil's tone was flat, turning his words into declarative sentences, Yin Dang still heard doubts from them.The humanoid translator automatically translates the words into: Aren't you making fish soup?

Yin Dang glanced at the crucian carp in the water basin, and quickly stirred the egg liquid with his hands: "This fish is very energetic. It's a pity to eat it. It's better to keep it. It doesn't take much time anyway. Change to seaweed eggs later. Soup, although there is no meat, but the taste is also very good!"

Lucifer nodded.

The crucian carp, who was still immersed in the shadow of death, stood up excitedly when he heard the words, jumped out of the water, and brought out a few drops of transparent liquid that he didn't know whether it was water or tears: Don't you want to eat yourself?Not only do you not eat, but you also support yourself?

benefactor!

The crucian carp jumped out of the water repeatedly, looking at Yin Dang who was stirring the egg liquid.The soft young fish heart was touched to a mess, and she swore secretly in her heart that she would never let her benefactor fall in love with a man, and be driven out of the house covered in bruises.

Master Yu is a good fish who knows how to repay his kindness!Don't teach that dark tall man to chase after his benefactor.

However, tall people seem to be scary!If you don't teach him, will he take advantage of his benefactor not paying attention, grab Master Yu, scrape his scales, dig out his gills, remove his internal organs, and then turn him into a pot of delicious fish soup?

It's scary to think about it, the crucian carp trembled, feeling very pitiful.He has no ability to resist villains, nor can he protect benefactors.

Is there any way to have the best of both worlds?

The crucian carp swam impatiently, and after seven or eight laps in the water basin, it finally paid off.

The idea is still to come out, so many methods of chasing people on TV, they are all told in reverse to the tall man.Giving lunch to your sweetheart or snacks is like asking your sweetheart to make lunch for yourself as a snack.Invite your sweetheart to have a candlelight dinner and watch a movie to cultivate your relationship, just like asking your sweetheart to invite you to dinner and watch a movie...

If there are too many such compulsive behaviors, the benefactor will definitely not like the tall man, and maybe he will hate him because of it.Master Yu, I am so smart!

The crucian carp vomited a bubble frantically.

Both Lucifer and Yin Dang knew nothing about crucian carp's plan.At this moment, Lucifer was watching Yin Dang slowly pour the egg liquid into the boiling water, tore up a large piece of seaweed and put it in, added salt and oil, then chopped green onion and sprinkled it on top.

"Okay." Yin Dang scooped out the seaweed egg soup and brought it to the restaurant.

Lucifer followed behind with an empty bowl, spoon, and chopsticks, and glanced at the crucian carp before leaving the kitchen.

The crucian carp quickly hid in the water and pretended to be dead: You can't see me, you can't see me...

After repeating it several times, it emerged from the water, and there was no one in the kitchen.

Crucian carp calmed his irritated little fish heart: Although he had already thought of a countermeasure, he was still flustered, what to do.The oppression of the villain is too strong!

Crucian carp was panicked, but the culprit sat down at the dining table without any burden.

Yin Dang served Lucifer the soup first, and then made his own: "Try it with soup, so that you won't get tired of eating buns."

Lucifer took the soup bowl and took a sip tentatively: "It's not bad." After drinking, he picked up the steamed stuffed bun, imitating Yin Dang's example, taking a sip of steamed stuffed bun and soup.

Before taking two bites, Yin Dang noticed that Lucifer frowned slightly, and then changed his eating method to three bites of buns and one mouthful of soup.

Everyone's taste is different, the other party probably has a heavier taste, a mouthful of soup and a mouthful of buns is just right for me, it relieves the greasy, refreshing and delicious.But for him, it's probably a little too light.The egg soup washed away the taste of the buns, making them tasteless.

Yin Dang secretly wrote down the taste of the other party, and reminded himself to pay attention to cooking in the future.

When the buns were almost eaten, Yin Dang suddenly remembered something.Since it is necessary to raise the fish, it is not a problem to keep it in the water basin every day. In addition, the fish cannot survive only on the microorganisms in the water, at least the fish food must be prepared.

"How about buying a fish tank and fish food after eating?"

Lucifer nodded.

Although Lucifer ate fast, Yin Dang ate less. In comparison, Yin Dang finished eating earlier than Lucifer.Putting away the bowls and chopsticks and going to the kitchen, Yin Dang began to clean the steamer and the soup pot used to steam the buns.Before finishing washing, Lucifer also finished eating, and just washed the dishes and chopsticks off together.

After tidying up the mess, Yin Dang took off his apron and went out with the Demon King with him.

Places that sell fish tanks are usually flower and bird markets. Although there are retail fish tanks selling small goldfish at street stalls, I also know that the fish tanks for small goldfish are obviously not suitable for crucian carp.

The place where Yin Dang lives is a little far from the flower and bird market, so it is best to take a car to go there.Although there are direct buses, but with a devil, unless there are fewer people on the bus today, who would dare to let the devil squeeze the bus like a can of sardines?It's not that he doesn't want to live anymore, if the devil directly destroys a car of people with his hand, or teleports away, who will bear the consequences?

In order not to be invited to the police station for tea, or to get higher standard treatment, Yin Dang honestly took Lucifer to take a taxi there.Anyway, it’s not bad money. Compared with the fare of ten yuan, life is much more important!