strongest partner
Chapter 130 Don't Mistake Your Apprentice
After the two got off work, they went to the roadside snack bar to solve the problem of food and clothing. When they returned to the apartment, it was already night.
Fang Shaoyan and Qi Mu walked to the stairs, and suddenly a black shadow rushed out. Fang Shaoyan's body reacted before thinking, and kicked at the black shadow!
"Ao—" the black shadow let out a scream.
Fang Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, and shouted sharply: "Who?"
The black shadow got up from the ground and said, "Hey, don't hit me, it's me, good apprentice..."
The sensor lights in the corridor suddenly turned on, and a scruffy figure suddenly appeared in the sight of the two of them.
Isn't this the sloppy Taoist priest who was dragged back by the lamb during the day?
Fang Shaoyan froze for a moment, and asked, "Why are you here?"
The Taoist priest got up from the ground, flicked the dust off his body, and rushed over with a smile, "Of course I came to find you, my good apprentice..., Fang Shaoyan kicked him out again with a dark face. He said disgustedly: "Old man, how many days have you not bathed?Also, who is your apprentice?Don't misidentify people! "
The sound of running water came from the bathroom, Qi Mu was sitting leisurely on the sofa watching TV, Fang Shaoyan was sitting beside him peeling fruit, and after peeling an apple, he handed it to Qi Mu, "Here."
Qi Mu took the apple, took a sip, looked at the bathroom inadvertently, and said, "The old man has been washing for two hours, how long will he have to wash?"
"Looking at his appearance, he probably hasn't bathed for several years!"
Qi Mu bit the apple, "I'm wondering, why did you bring that old man back? Our expenses are already tight enough, how can we support another one? Besides, at his age, if he blackmails us what to do?"
Fang Shaoyan laughed awkwardly, "In the middle of the night, it would be difficult to throw him outside and disturb other neighbors." ah!"
The bathroom door suddenly opened, and the man shouted angrily, "Who are you saying is unknown? Pindao is a good citizen who abides by the law!" Fang Shaoyan and Qi Mu covered their eyes at the same time, and shouted: "Old rascal, put on your clothes!" "
After the old Taoist took a bath, he looked completely new, as if he was ten years younger.He was wearing Fang Shaoyan's bathrobe, sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, and said in an uncle's tone, "Boy, do you have anything to eat? Master, I'm hungry!"
Fang Shaoyan said angrily: "How many times have I told you! Who is your apprentice! Don't misidentify people!"
The old Taoist said with a smile: "As long as it is my apprentice, it will definitely become my apprentice!"
Qi Mu sneered, "I don't know where your confidence comes from?"
The old Taoist stared at Qi Mu, rubbed his chin and smiled, "What is your relationship with each other? Brother? It doesn't look like... Could it be..."
Playful and teasing eyes fell on the two of them.
Fang Shaoyan felt uncomfortable being looked at by him, and he felt a little bit annoyed, "It's none of your business what is our relationship? I will let you stay for one night for free today, and you will tell me where to go back tomorrow!"
The old Taoist pretended to be pitiful, and wiped his eyes with one hand, "Wow, young people nowadays are really less and less polite, and they don't know how to treat the elderly well..."
The corner of Fang Shaoyan's mouth twitched a few times, "Are you very old?"
"Pindao is over 70 years old this year, so he can be your grandfather in terms of seniority!"
"That's relying on the old to sell the old!" Qi Mu said coldly.
"Hey, how can you treat the old man like this..." The old Taoist simply cried, made trouble and hanged himself, "The poor Taoist is now homeless, do you have the heart to watch a lonely old man starve to death outside? Do you have the heart??" Fang Shaoyan clenched his fists, why does he want to beat someone so much now?
Qi Mu turned off the TV, walked up to the old Taoist priest, and said without a hint of warmth in his voice, "If you don't want to leave, smelly Taoist priest, then don't leave!" The smile all over his face froze suddenly, because he found that his whole body was frozen, and he couldn't even move a finger!
"Wow! What did you do to me?! You... who the hell are you?!" The old Taoist could no longer laugh at this moment, this beautiful young man was able to treat him without fear Casting spells surprised him. There are only a handful of people in this world who have this ability, but the one in front of him...he has never heard of it!
"Old man, since you like to stay here, you should stay here honestly! Shaoyan, let's go to sleep!" Qi Mu raised his eyebrows, and walked towards the bedroom with his arms around Fang Shaoyan's shoulders.
Fang Shaoyan removed the wolf paws on his shoulders, and said, "Who wants to sleep with you? Get the hell out of your room!", "There is no bed in my room. "
"Then you lay on the floor!" Fang Shaoyan gritted his teeth, he hadn't settled with him for taking advantage of others last time, and he still wanted to sleep with him, there was no door!
"Shaoyan..." Qi Mu looked at him pitifully, "I'm afraid of the cold."
"I'll add some more quilts for you!" Thinking that Qi Mu's body is always cold without a trace of heat on weekdays, Fang Shaoyan felt a little sorry, so he added, "Tomorrow I will ask someone to install an air conditioner!"
"Using too much air conditioning is not good for your health. It is not as safe as heating your body..." Before Qi Mu finished speaking, Fang Shaoyan pushed him out of the bedroom, "Qi Mu, don't push your nose on your face!"
What kind of human body heating, isn't it just to take advantage of it?So literary and artistic can't change the inner filth!
Qi Mu looked at the door leaf that he was watching suddenly, and smiled awkwardly.
Seeing this situation, the old Taoist priest who was fixed in the living room gloated and laughed, "Hahaha, you won't die if you don't die, have you been kicked out by your little lover?"
Qi Mu turned around, and said sinisterly, "Old man, don't you even want a voice?"
When the old Taoist heard this, his face turned pale with fright, "Ahem, I didn't see anything... You just had an illusion, I didn't say anything!"
Qi Mu gave him a hard look, as if to say, you're smart!
Due to Qi Mu's power, the old man can only obediently be a transparent person. It seems that this time the apprentice will not be able to be accepted!Earlier, he saw that Fang Shaoyan was full of spiritual energy around his body, and he was a rare genius in cultivation, but who knew that there was an even more powerful master beside him!
With his decades of cultivation, he couldn't even see the man's morality in front of him. It can be seen that this man's strength is definitely above his!
Qi Mu sat on the sofa in a daze, turned his head and saw the old Taoist staring at him closely, and asked viciously, "What are you looking at? Don't you want your eyes anymore?"
"No..." The old Taoist hurriedly lowered his eyes, and asked flatteringly, "I don't know where my little brother came from?"
Qi Mu crossed his arms and sneered, "You don't need to know!"
After kicking the iron board, the old Taoist was not very angry, and asked persistently, "My brother must have a high level of cultivation, why did he work in the police station?"
Qi Mu rolled his eyes at him, "What does it matter to you that I work in the police station? You old man, don't you care too much? If you really want to recruit disciples, it's your turn?"
Why is this person's mouth so poisonous?The old Taoist couldn't help but slander him.
Qi Mu saw that the old Taoist priest had calmed down a lot, and asked, "Which faction are you from?"
A gleam of light flashed in the old Taoist's eyes, and he said, "I am a wandering Taoist, with no family or sect, hehehe..."
"Oh?" Qi Mu smiled playfully, but did not continue to ask, "What happened between you and Xiao Yang today? Why did he insist on turning you to the police station?"
"Little sheep? The one who took me to the police station today? You are colleagues, didn't you notice the evil spirit in him?" said the old Taoist, "Maybe he is a monster! Hey, it doesn't seem right, look. I can't tell his original shape... He should be a person... The old Taoist was talking there alone, Qi Mu couldn't help but interrupt him, "What does it matter to you whether he is a human or a demon? ,, the old Taoist stared wide-eyed, "Hey? You are wrong to say that. It is my duty to eliminate demons and defend the Tao. Naturally, we cannot let go of demons and ghosts?"
"is it?"
Qi Mu's indifferent appearance made the old Taoist very angry, "Hey! Do you want to be with demons and goblins?"
Qi Mu narrowed his eyes and said in a harsh tone, "Smelly Taoist priest! Do I need you to tell me what to do? Besides, I won't intervene until I figure out what happened! After all, the creatures in this world They are two-faced, if it is a monster that harms people, I will naturally get rid of him! If there is no harm, what can we do if we let him stay in this world?"
"You...you are making too much sense!"
"Excessive words?" Qi Mu suddenly walked up to the old Taoist priest and said with a sneer, "I think...you understand this truth better than anyone else! Sometimes, cultivators are more vicious than demons and ghosts! Otherwise, why would you defect to your teacher? Door?"
Hearing this, the old Taoist priest turned pale and his lips trembled, "You... who the hell are you?! What do you know?!" Qi Mu smiled softly, "What I want to know will naturally come to you. Know!"
The old Taoist shouted unwillingly: "Who the hell are you?!" Fang Shaoyan suddenly opened the door at this moment, and shouted at the two of them: "You two chatted very speculatively! Can you make people sleep? "
Qi Mu put one hand on the old Taoist priest's shoulder, and said with a smile: "It's indeed very speculative, anyway, you won't let me sleep, why don't you find something to do..."
"Do it?" Fang Shaoyan looked at the two people's current postures with a strange face, Qi Mu put one hand on the shoulder of the old Taoist, the two of them were so close, and the old Taoist had an ugly face, looking like he was being bullied , it is inevitable that people will not think wrong.
"Qi Mu, why don't I know when your taste became so strong? You can do it to a big man?!" Qi Mu suddenly let go of his hand and said, "Shaoyan, you misunderstood..."
Before he could finish explaining, Fang Shaoyan slammed the door shut.
Qi Mu: "..."
Actually, is he jealous?
Fang Shaoyan and Qi Mu walked to the stairs, and suddenly a black shadow rushed out. Fang Shaoyan's body reacted before thinking, and kicked at the black shadow!
"Ao—" the black shadow let out a scream.
Fang Shaoyan was stunned for a moment, and shouted sharply: "Who?"
The black shadow got up from the ground and said, "Hey, don't hit me, it's me, good apprentice..."
The sensor lights in the corridor suddenly turned on, and a scruffy figure suddenly appeared in the sight of the two of them.
Isn't this the sloppy Taoist priest who was dragged back by the lamb during the day?
Fang Shaoyan froze for a moment, and asked, "Why are you here?"
The Taoist priest got up from the ground, flicked the dust off his body, and rushed over with a smile, "Of course I came to find you, my good apprentice..., Fang Shaoyan kicked him out again with a dark face. He said disgustedly: "Old man, how many days have you not bathed?Also, who is your apprentice?Don't misidentify people! "
The sound of running water came from the bathroom, Qi Mu was sitting leisurely on the sofa watching TV, Fang Shaoyan was sitting beside him peeling fruit, and after peeling an apple, he handed it to Qi Mu, "Here."
Qi Mu took the apple, took a sip, looked at the bathroom inadvertently, and said, "The old man has been washing for two hours, how long will he have to wash?"
"Looking at his appearance, he probably hasn't bathed for several years!"
Qi Mu bit the apple, "I'm wondering, why did you bring that old man back? Our expenses are already tight enough, how can we support another one? Besides, at his age, if he blackmails us what to do?"
Fang Shaoyan laughed awkwardly, "In the middle of the night, it would be difficult to throw him outside and disturb other neighbors." ah!"
The bathroom door suddenly opened, and the man shouted angrily, "Who are you saying is unknown? Pindao is a good citizen who abides by the law!" Fang Shaoyan and Qi Mu covered their eyes at the same time, and shouted: "Old rascal, put on your clothes!" "
After the old Taoist took a bath, he looked completely new, as if he was ten years younger.He was wearing Fang Shaoyan's bathrobe, sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, and said in an uncle's tone, "Boy, do you have anything to eat? Master, I'm hungry!"
Fang Shaoyan said angrily: "How many times have I told you! Who is your apprentice! Don't misidentify people!"
The old Taoist said with a smile: "As long as it is my apprentice, it will definitely become my apprentice!"
Qi Mu sneered, "I don't know where your confidence comes from?"
The old Taoist stared at Qi Mu, rubbed his chin and smiled, "What is your relationship with each other? Brother? It doesn't look like... Could it be..."
Playful and teasing eyes fell on the two of them.
Fang Shaoyan felt uncomfortable being looked at by him, and he felt a little bit annoyed, "It's none of your business what is our relationship? I will let you stay for one night for free today, and you will tell me where to go back tomorrow!"
The old Taoist pretended to be pitiful, and wiped his eyes with one hand, "Wow, young people nowadays are really less and less polite, and they don't know how to treat the elderly well..."
The corner of Fang Shaoyan's mouth twitched a few times, "Are you very old?"
"Pindao is over 70 years old this year, so he can be your grandfather in terms of seniority!"
"That's relying on the old to sell the old!" Qi Mu said coldly.
"Hey, how can you treat the old man like this..." The old Taoist simply cried, made trouble and hanged himself, "The poor Taoist is now homeless, do you have the heart to watch a lonely old man starve to death outside? Do you have the heart??" Fang Shaoyan clenched his fists, why does he want to beat someone so much now?
Qi Mu turned off the TV, walked up to the old Taoist priest, and said without a hint of warmth in his voice, "If you don't want to leave, smelly Taoist priest, then don't leave!" The smile all over his face froze suddenly, because he found that his whole body was frozen, and he couldn't even move a finger!
"Wow! What did you do to me?! You... who the hell are you?!" The old Taoist could no longer laugh at this moment, this beautiful young man was able to treat him without fear Casting spells surprised him. There are only a handful of people in this world who have this ability, but the one in front of him...he has never heard of it!
"Old man, since you like to stay here, you should stay here honestly! Shaoyan, let's go to sleep!" Qi Mu raised his eyebrows, and walked towards the bedroom with his arms around Fang Shaoyan's shoulders.
Fang Shaoyan removed the wolf paws on his shoulders, and said, "Who wants to sleep with you? Get the hell out of your room!", "There is no bed in my room. "
"Then you lay on the floor!" Fang Shaoyan gritted his teeth, he hadn't settled with him for taking advantage of others last time, and he still wanted to sleep with him, there was no door!
"Shaoyan..." Qi Mu looked at him pitifully, "I'm afraid of the cold."
"I'll add some more quilts for you!" Thinking that Qi Mu's body is always cold without a trace of heat on weekdays, Fang Shaoyan felt a little sorry, so he added, "Tomorrow I will ask someone to install an air conditioner!"
"Using too much air conditioning is not good for your health. It is not as safe as heating your body..." Before Qi Mu finished speaking, Fang Shaoyan pushed him out of the bedroom, "Qi Mu, don't push your nose on your face!"
What kind of human body heating, isn't it just to take advantage of it?So literary and artistic can't change the inner filth!
Qi Mu looked at the door leaf that he was watching suddenly, and smiled awkwardly.
Seeing this situation, the old Taoist priest who was fixed in the living room gloated and laughed, "Hahaha, you won't die if you don't die, have you been kicked out by your little lover?"
Qi Mu turned around, and said sinisterly, "Old man, don't you even want a voice?"
When the old Taoist heard this, his face turned pale with fright, "Ahem, I didn't see anything... You just had an illusion, I didn't say anything!"
Qi Mu gave him a hard look, as if to say, you're smart!
Due to Qi Mu's power, the old man can only obediently be a transparent person. It seems that this time the apprentice will not be able to be accepted!Earlier, he saw that Fang Shaoyan was full of spiritual energy around his body, and he was a rare genius in cultivation, but who knew that there was an even more powerful master beside him!
With his decades of cultivation, he couldn't even see the man's morality in front of him. It can be seen that this man's strength is definitely above his!
Qi Mu sat on the sofa in a daze, turned his head and saw the old Taoist staring at him closely, and asked viciously, "What are you looking at? Don't you want your eyes anymore?"
"No..." The old Taoist hurriedly lowered his eyes, and asked flatteringly, "I don't know where my little brother came from?"
Qi Mu crossed his arms and sneered, "You don't need to know!"
After kicking the iron board, the old Taoist was not very angry, and asked persistently, "My brother must have a high level of cultivation, why did he work in the police station?"
Qi Mu rolled his eyes at him, "What does it matter to you that I work in the police station? You old man, don't you care too much? If you really want to recruit disciples, it's your turn?"
Why is this person's mouth so poisonous?The old Taoist couldn't help but slander him.
Qi Mu saw that the old Taoist priest had calmed down a lot, and asked, "Which faction are you from?"
A gleam of light flashed in the old Taoist's eyes, and he said, "I am a wandering Taoist, with no family or sect, hehehe..."
"Oh?" Qi Mu smiled playfully, but did not continue to ask, "What happened between you and Xiao Yang today? Why did he insist on turning you to the police station?"
"Little sheep? The one who took me to the police station today? You are colleagues, didn't you notice the evil spirit in him?" said the old Taoist, "Maybe he is a monster! Hey, it doesn't seem right, look. I can't tell his original shape... He should be a person... The old Taoist was talking there alone, Qi Mu couldn't help but interrupt him, "What does it matter to you whether he is a human or a demon? ,, the old Taoist stared wide-eyed, "Hey? You are wrong to say that. It is my duty to eliminate demons and defend the Tao. Naturally, we cannot let go of demons and ghosts?"
"is it?"
Qi Mu's indifferent appearance made the old Taoist very angry, "Hey! Do you want to be with demons and goblins?"
Qi Mu narrowed his eyes and said in a harsh tone, "Smelly Taoist priest! Do I need you to tell me what to do? Besides, I won't intervene until I figure out what happened! After all, the creatures in this world They are two-faced, if it is a monster that harms people, I will naturally get rid of him! If there is no harm, what can we do if we let him stay in this world?"
"You...you are making too much sense!"
"Excessive words?" Qi Mu suddenly walked up to the old Taoist priest and said with a sneer, "I think...you understand this truth better than anyone else! Sometimes, cultivators are more vicious than demons and ghosts! Otherwise, why would you defect to your teacher? Door?"
Hearing this, the old Taoist priest turned pale and his lips trembled, "You... who the hell are you?! What do you know?!" Qi Mu smiled softly, "What I want to know will naturally come to you. Know!"
The old Taoist shouted unwillingly: "Who the hell are you?!" Fang Shaoyan suddenly opened the door at this moment, and shouted at the two of them: "You two chatted very speculatively! Can you make people sleep? "
Qi Mu put one hand on the old Taoist priest's shoulder, and said with a smile: "It's indeed very speculative, anyway, you won't let me sleep, why don't you find something to do..."
"Do it?" Fang Shaoyan looked at the two people's current postures with a strange face, Qi Mu put one hand on the shoulder of the old Taoist, the two of them were so close, and the old Taoist had an ugly face, looking like he was being bullied , it is inevitable that people will not think wrong.
"Qi Mu, why don't I know when your taste became so strong? You can do it to a big man?!" Qi Mu suddenly let go of his hand and said, "Shaoyan, you misunderstood..."
Before he could finish explaining, Fang Shaoyan slammed the door shut.
Qi Mu: "..."
Actually, is he jealous?
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