strongest partner

Jun Chunan accidentally offended his elder brother, so Fang Shaoyan didn't visit him for two days.Chewing the unpalatable food in the detention center, Jun Chunan missed Mrs. Wang's cooking skills very much.

"Hey, just bear with it, I can leave this ghostly place in two days!" Jun Chunan comforted himself by biting the cold steamed bun.

"Shaoyan, why haven't I seen you visiting my brother these two days?" Qi Mu walked up to Fang Shaoyan and asked jokingly.

Fang Shaoyan snorted coldly and ignored him.I thought to myself, it's not because of your open mouth, you said everything to that kid, which made him lose face!

Qi Mu pressed his shoulders, bent down, and smiled in his ear, "Did that kid say something that made you angry?" "Qi Mu, you asked knowingly! What did you tell him that day? Chu Nan This kid is impatient, and he can't control his mouth. What if you talk nonsense? I told my dad before that you are a psychiatrist, so what if you were exposed?"

"Don't worry about that! That kid will never dare to talk nonsense!" Qi Mu narrowed his eyes and smiled, his face full of calculations.

Seeing his sly smile, Fang Shaoyan had a bad feeling in his heart, "Hey! Qi Mu, I warn you, he is my younger brother, don't mess around!"

"What are you talking about! How could I attack my future brother-in-law? You're thinking too much..."

It's fine if you really think about it too much. After staying with him for so long, don't you know what kind of virtue he is?It was almost the end of the new year, and the bureau organized everyone to go to a party, not only the serious crime team, but also other team members.

The location is a mid-level restaurant in City D.

Although this restaurant is not as grand as a luxury hotel, the conditions and services are pretty good, and the price is much more cost-effective.Under the leadership of the team leader, the members of the serious crime team competed with the anti-pornography team next door. Although the two team leaders are usually serious, it is a different scene at the wine table.

I saw the team leader stepping on the stool with one foot, holding the wine bottle in the other hand, pointing proudly at the anti-pornography team leader opposite, and said: "Lao Yang, today we will compete to see who will fall first, and the loser will take off his clothes." Clothes run around D city naked three times!"

Not to be outdone, the leader of the anti-pornography team picked up the bottle and poured it into his mouth, saying, "Who is afraid of anyone? Anyway, my wife is gone. I'm afraid that after you lose, your wife will make you kneel on the washboard when you go home!"

"Hmph! It's not certain who will lose!"

The two team leaders competed for wine there, and the members of the other teams also refused to admit defeat. They competed for wine, danced, karaoke, in short, there were a lot of tricks, and the whole restaurant was chaotic. Fortunately, this restaurant was booked in advance, otherwise it would be really unreal. Can't let other people do business.

Those who like quiet eat quietly in their seats, and applaud their colleagues by the way.

Fang Shaoyan and Qi Mu were sitting in the corner eating, the loud noise made his eardrums ache, this year this group of people had too much trouble, right?

"What? Headache?" Qi Mu, who was opposite, saw his expression and asked.

"No. Too loud."

"However, I think everyone seems to be very happy today. They are performing tasks on weekdays. Now they finally have a chance to relax. Naturally, they want to let go of their mood and have a good time!"

"Doctor Qi, Brother Shaoyan, don't you play?" Two female colleagues came over and asked sitting next to them.

Qi Mu smiled, "I'm not interested!"

Fang Shaoyan said: "I don't know how to sing, and I don't know how to dance. I'm sure I can't drink them, so I don't want to get involved..."

"In this case, let's play a game, shall we?" One of the female colleagues blinked and smiled mischievously.

Qi Mu became interested and asked, "Oh, what game?"

"tell a story!"

Fang Shaoyan was taken aback, "Ah? What kind of game is this?"

"I'm not finished yet!" the female colleague continued. "How about the storyteller start and the others guess what's going to happen?"

Qi Mu propped his chin and smiled: "Okay, it's boring anyway, why don't you give it a try!"

"That's the beginning, I'll come first!" The female colleague who spoke raised her hand and said first, "A long time ago, when a fox was hunting down the mountain in the mountain forest, he fell into the hunter's trap and was caught in the trap. A passing scholar saved him, the fox was grateful, devoted himself to cultivation, and decided to repay the scholar. After that, what do you think will happen?"

"Haha, do you still need to ask? It must be that the fox turned into a beautiful woman and had a good story with that scholar!" The female colleague beside him said first, "This is already a bad plot, it's not new at all!"

The storyteller shook his head, "No! Guess again!"

Fang Shaoyan thought for a while and said, "Then the fox may not be a female, right?"

"Pfft——" the other three couldn't help laughing when they heard this, "Actually, even males can make love with each other, no matter what time it is, men and men can fall in love!"

Qi Mu lightly tapped the table with his fingers, and said with a smile: "If it follows the normal logic, when the fox cultivated into a human form, the scholar would have passed away long ago!"

The storyteller patted the table and said, "Doctor Qi, you are amazing! You guessed it right! The ending of the story is that when the fox went to find the scholar in human form, he found out that the scholar had passed away for more than 100 years. Already!"

Another girl shuddered and said, "This story is not beautiful at all!"

"Behind the beauty, there are actually cruel facts!" Fang Shaoyan said lightly, "I think this story is very reasonable!"

"Okay, who's next?"

Another girl raised her hand and said, "Here I come! What I'm telling is a true story...A woman suspected that her husband was cheating, so she called a detective to investigate, and when the detective presented the evidence to her , this woman was very annoyed, because in a stack of photos given to her by the detective, her husband and a woman appeared in pairs in various places. The woman had a showdown with her husband and asked for a divorce, and the man had to leave the house! Then What do you think of the ending?"

Fang Shaoyan raised his forehead, "I don't like this kind of intrigue and family marriage drama, guess it!"

"Haha, that man must have made my wife happy with some sweet words, and life is going on as usual!"

The actions of the few people attracted nearby spectators, so they also gathered around and joined the ranks of guessing the story.

"wrong!"

"Then I guess, that man must have a guilty conscience, divorced his wife and left the house!"

"wrong!"

"Could it be that woman who left the house without leaving the house?" A person underestimated in a low voice.

"Bingo, this is it?"

"Ah? Didn't the man cheat? How could it be the woman who left the house in the end?"

"Wait a minute! Listen to me slowly!" the storyteller said slowly. "When the wife was aggressive, the husband pointed to the woman in the photo and said to his wife, 'Before you get angry, look at this man. Who is it?" My wife looked at it, only to find that the person in the photo is her best friend..."

"Tsk! It sounds even more bloody! No wonder people nowadays say, fire prevention, theft prevention and boudoir honey protection! As a result, it still can't change the fact that a man is cheating!"

"No, in fact the man's wife and her best friend are a lesbian couple. After the husband found out, in order to win back his wife's heart, he decided to seduce her best friend and let his wife see the reality clearly. Of course, everyone is happy in the end result!"

"I'll go! What a miracle!"

"It's really happening!"

Everyone chattered.

"By the way, Brother Shaoyan, Dr. Qi, it's your turn!"

Fang Shaoyan and Qi Mu looked at each other, "Who will come first?"

"Man, don't procrastinate, hurry up!" The people around urged.

Fang Shaoyan looked at the dozen or so people around him, and was startled, there were not many people just now, when did so many people surround him?

"Shaoyan, if you can't do it, then I'll talk about it first!" Qi Mu said with a smile.

"Who can't do it! Qi Mu, don't underestimate people!" Fang Shaoyan said with a straight neck, "Let me talk first!"

"Okay! You talk first!"

Fang Shaoyan thought about it for a while, thought over the bizarre things he had seen over the years, and said: "Ahem, a man was drunk and fell asleep on the side of the road in a daze, and when he woke up, But he found a dead person beside him, and this person was taken back to the police station as a murderer. Although he kept saying that he did not kill anyone, no one believed him, and he did not have an alibi, and the roadside surveillance did not take pictures Seeing a suspicious person, this person is almost indisputable, and he is about to be completely convicted, a police officer stepped forward and said that it is impossible for that person to kill someone, do you know why?"

"Why? Did that person find witnesses to prove his innocence?"

"No." Fang Shaoyan shook his head.

"Hmm... Could it be that that person is a child?"

"Not right!"

"Then why?"

"Because that person has an alcohol allergy, he can fall into a coma for three days and three nights after drinking a cup, and he can't wake up anyway. In this case, he can't kill people! Then he found a doctor to prove the fact, that The talent is temporarily cleared of suspicion!"

Everyone was speechless.

"Brother Shaoyan, I don't see anyone like you!"

"Yeah... This doesn't sound like a story at all!" Someone was dissatisfied, "Brother Shaoyan, you are too perfunctory, right?" Fang Shaoyan coughed lightly, "Anyway, my story is over, Qi Curtain, it's your turn!