The group pet little phoenix picked up a big brother cub

The little girl wiped her tears and thanked Wu Bahu: "Thank you brother!"

Wu Bahu shyly scratched the tuft of silver hair on his head, and said in a rough voice, "You're welcome, it's easy. Little sister, if you encounter such a thing in the future, call it out loud. If you don't dare If you shout, ask others for help, don’t swallow your anger.”

The little girl lowered her head, wiped away her tears, and nodded to show that she understood.

Because the fire on the greasy man was so evil, many passengers were curious and took a video and posted it on the Internet. Wu Bahu, who bravely saved the little girl, was also posted on the Internet by the way, and won the reputation of "Subway Rescue Brother".

When Lin Ye and Wu Bahu got off the subway, there were still a lot of people around to watch the fun, and Wu Bahu, who was originally carefree, wanted to turn into a magpie and escape.

It was also the first time for Lin Ye to experience the enthusiasm of the human race, and his face was full of shock.For the first time, the little overlord of Danxue Mountain followed the magpie in desperation.

"So enthusiastic..." Lin Ye let out a long sigh of relief.

Wu Bahu said to him: "Where is this going? When you become popular in the future, your fans will chase you. Wherever you go, you will be followed by a large group of people. How beautiful is it?" Scenery!"

Lin Ye: "...But, wherever I go now, there will be a large flock of birds behind me, I don't think I'm so beautiful!"

"Why are there a large flock of birds following you? Brother Sparrow, are you daydreaming? Do you think you are a phoenix, and can a hundred birds come to the phoenix?" Wu Bahu hit him mercilessly.

Lin Ye: "... Chirp!"

He really is.

Wu Bahu took him and quickly found the studio where they were interviewing according to the address on the business card in his hand.This studio is in an office building, and it looks very formal on the outside. When they walked in, there were three or five young people waiting for interviews in the rest area.

Wu Bahu and Lin Ye found a corner sofa and sat down, watching secretly.Lin Ye noticed that Wu Bahu kept rubbing his hands, his palms were sweaty, and he seemed nervous.After all, Wu Bahu has been in the world for 300 years, and he is still so nervous. Lin Ye, who just came down the mountain, is even more nervous.

Even more nervous than when facing the big monster.

"The resumes of the two of you." The staff came out and asked Wu Bahu and Lin Ye.

Lin Ye panicked, he was unprepared and hurried to see Wu Bahu.Wu Bahu was quite calm, and took out two resumes, one was his own and the other was Lin Ye's.

Lin Ye: "!!!"

He even has a resume.

When the staff left, Wu Bahu and Lin Ye said, "I'm afraid you can't read, so I specially filled it out for you. Don't worry, I've researched all the resumes, and I've written them based on my strengths. I'm sure I can pass the test."

Lin Ye nodded ignorantly, the whole demon cloud was foggy.

He was called first and went in for an interview.

The interviewer was very kind and asked him: "What is your specialty?"

Lin Ye: "...what is written on the resume?"

He really didn't know what Wu Bahu had filled in for him.

"Singing, dancing? Are you good at it?" Probably because Lin Ye's face was too harmless, the interviewer asked patiently.

Lin Ye nodded hastily, and proudly patted her chest: "I'm good at what I'm good at. I'm good at singing and dancing! I'm also good at building...building houses!"

For bird tribes, singing and dancing to build nests is a must-have skill.

When a young male bird courts a young female bird, he not only has to sing well, but also dances a courtship dance around each other.The better and more beautiful the dance, the more likely the chick will agree to be a mate.When the little female bird reluctantly accepts the little male bird, it depends on the nesting ability of the little male bird.Nest-building ability is weak, such as the rough Wubahu outside, the little female bird is likely to repent on the spot and turn around and leave.

Therefore, Lin Ye practiced courtship skills hard since she was a child, not only singing, dancing, but also nesting skills.

The interviewer looked at the inexplicably proud Lin Ye and nodded perfunctorily. Instead of asking him to sing or dance, he asked him to wait in another room.

There were already a few young people waiting there, and after a while, Wu Bahu also came in with a beaming face.

"Lin Ye, I just asked the interviewer, we passed the interview."

Lin Ye said casually, "Everyone has passed the test."

Wu Bahu: "?"

Lin Ye explained: "There are only these people interviewed, and they are all here."

"Have you passed all the tests?" Wu Bahu also came to an entertainment company for an interview for the first time, and he was not familiar with these procedures.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for him to know that Lin Ye was right, and everyone arrived in the meeting room.He patted Lin Ye's shoulder, and whispered to him, "You've been observing carefully, and you've discovered all of this. It's amazing."

Lin Ye blinked her innocent eyes, very puzzled, this is a simple counting problem, what's so great about it?He's the best at fighting!

While the two birds were whispering, the host above had already spoken: "...you are the stars of the future, in order to be popular in the future, you have to endure hardships to be the best, and our agency will treat you You will be responsible in the future. Now, each of you pays 10 yuan in training fees, and as long as you invest 10 yuan, in the future you will sing, dance, film, film and hold concerts, and you can earn hundreds of millions in one show!"

Lin Ye didn't quite understand, he whispered, "I don't want hundreds of millions, I just want fans."

Only with fans can there be spiritual power.He needs spiritual power very much now.Only with spiritual power can he find Zai Zai, and he can also help good people find Zai Zai!

The host happened to hear Lin Ye talking to himself, and tried to persuade him: "As long as you become a star, you will naturally have fans! Your qualifications are very good, as long as you pay 10 yuan, I can support you as a star." Top stream, when the time comes, you will have as many fans as you want!"

"But I don't have 10 yuan." Lin Ye said honestly.

He only has gold, jade and precious stones, he has no small money.

"You don't have 10 yuan?" The host showed embarrassment and asked patiently, "How much do you have?"

Lin Ye didn't know how much he had.When the good man gave him his mobile phone and WeChat yesterday, he seemed to have mentioned the matter of small money to him, but he was only thinking about buying ice cream at that time, so he didn't listen carefully.

Seeing that Lin Ye was silent, the host thought that he was in trouble, so he said, "How about this, you can go to your relatives and friends to borrow it, and see if you can make up [-] yuan? Your qualifications are really good, as long as you have [-] yuan, you You will definitely be popular, you will definitely be a big star!"

"Borrowing money from relatives and friends?"

"Yes, yes, it's only 10 yuan, which is not much. If you can borrow it, borrow it quickly! There are not many opportunities, and it's a pity you missed it!" The host was full of regret, and even compromised, "Let's do it, As long as you can borrow [-], I will support you too! It is really a pity that you are too talented to give up!"

Lin Ye blinked, feeling that something was wrong.But as a little monster who just arrived, he couldn't tell what was wrong.

Wu Bahu next to him had already pulled out his mobile phone, scanned the QR code without blinking, and paid 10 yuan.

Lin Ye looked at him, dumbfounded.

Wu Bahu noticed the way Lin Ye looked at him, and scratched his head embarrassingly: "Well, Brother Sparrow, I have only saved enough 10 yuan after working around for so long, so I can't lend it to you. There are three thousand, why don't you take them first?"

"Why do you have to pay 10 yuan?" Lin Ye asked.

Wu Bahuhe replied confidently: "Didn't the host just say that? As long as 10 yuan, we will have a steady stream of fans."

Lin Ye blinked, still unable to understand.Probably because the time he went down the mountain was too short to understand the rules of human society.

"Can you borrow money?" Wu Bahu asked worriedly.

Lin Ye was introduced by him, and now he paid the money himself, but Lin Ye was about to lose the election because he had no money. Wu Bahu felt very sorry.

Lin Ye nodded and said, "It should be possible."

If he gave the good man another pile of gold, jade and jewelry, he should be able to borrow 10 yuan from the good man, right?I just don't know if the big monster will stop the good guy.

So, he took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and found his only friend in WeChat, the "good guy" Mr. Han.

He doesn't know how to type in pinyin, and now all the characters in the world are missing arms and legs, and he can't read them all.Mr. Han specially taught him to make a voice yesterday, as long as he presses the button, he can send the voice to the other party, which is more powerful than the sound transmission charm.

Lin Ye was amazed yesterday, but he didn't expect it to come in handy today. He was eager to try and sent a 60s voice message to Mr. Han.

"Good guy, nice guy, I'm interviewing at a brokerage company now, and I have to pay 10 yuan for training. I don't have any money, can I borrow 10 yuan from you? I'll give you gold, jade and precious stones as a thank you gift!"

Wu Bahu's face was full of gossip: "Who is the good guy?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Boss Han called.

"Lin Ye, where are you?"

Lin Ye asked Wu Bahu: "Where are we?"

Wu Bahu quickly reported the address.

Lin Ye relayed it to Mr. Han.

Mr. Han's voice was inexplicably nervous. He said to Lin Ye through the phone: "Lin Ye, don't hang up the phone, keep talking to me. Gu Moxuan and I will go over there immediately, and you will wait for us there! And , don’t tell others that we are going there, if those people want to take you to change places, you try to delay the time, do you hear me?”

Lin Ye: "... Chirp."

Mr. Han's tone of voice was so nervous, it made his whole bird also nervous.

Wu Bahu and Lin Ye were very close, and he heard everything Mr. Han said.He looked puzzled and asked Lin Ye: "Is this a human?"

"Yeah, a good man is a human being." Lin Ye nodded like a pounding garlic.

"You still have human friends?" Wu Bahu was very surprised, and then his eyes were full of envy.He has been in the human world for 300 years, and he is extremely wary of humans, and he has not made any human friends so far.

Lin Ye chirped and said to him: "A good man is a good human being, with a good face, a life of great wealth and wealth, and a smooth and worry-free life. But, it is strange, he is like me, his cub is also lost, 16 years old I haven't found it, and I can't feel his breath..."

"Wait, what do you mean he lost his cub too? Your cub is also lost? Do you have a cub?" Wu Bahu looked Lin Ye up and down carefully, confirming that although this little monster has melted shape, but it is obviously just an adult, and it is impossible to have cubs.

"My cub is so big!" Lin Ye began to repeat the action he had described before, drawing circles with both hands outward, drawing a big circle.

Wu Bahu was dumbfounded: "It's still an egg? How can you, a little sparrow, lay such a big egg?"

Lin Ye: "... Chirp."

He doesn't want to admit it, this is the cub he picked up!What he picked up was his!

When he and Wu Bahu were waiting for Mr. Han in the conference room, the host and interviewer had already started lobbying others to pay.The others were more straightforward than Lin Ye, and they probably all had the dream of becoming famous. Almost as soon as the host and interviewers asked, these people, like Wu Bahu, offered to pay the money.

In the entire meeting room, only Lin Ye did not pay the money.After collecting the money, the host and the interviewer walked up to Lin Ye and asked him with concern, "Have you borrowed any money?"

Lin Ye nodded obediently: "I borrowed it, I borrowed it."

Mr. Han is going to come directly with the big monster, and he should have agreed to lend him money.

"Is the other party sending you a bank transfer? When will it be transferred?" The host looked at Lin Ye with more eagerness and vague excitement.

Lin Ye sat on the chair, raised her head, and looked at him strangely, not understanding why he was so happy.He thought for a while, and replied obediently: "Soon."

"Okay, hurry up, don't delay our schedule!" The host turned back and winked at the interviewer.

Lin Ye sat on the chair, looked down at the mobile phone that was still on the phone, and said to Wu Bahu beside him, "They are going to be locked up."

"What?" Wu Bahu was immersed in the dream of becoming a star, when he heard Lin Ye's words, he looked at him in shock.

Lin Ye raised her finger, pointed at the host and the interviewer, and began to speak: "Look, the faces of the two of them have a tendency to draw the ground into a prison."

"What is the trend of painting the ground as a prison?" Wu Bahu was very puzzled.

Lin Ye explained to him: "It means being locked up and having no freedom. In an idiom, it means being imprisoned."

"Little Sparrow, you still know how to look at faces? You look at faces, why don't you use facial terms?" Wu Bahu was surprised.

Lin Ye was also curious, shrank his neck, and asked strangely: "Looking at faces requires terminology? Looking at faces is not as difficult as divination. Isn't it easy to know the result at a glance? Do you need any terminology?"

"Wait...Little sparrow, are you sure about your face?" Wu Bahu suddenly realized something, and hurriedly asked Lin Ye.

Lin Ye patted her chest proudly: "Sure, look at your face, I'm the best at it!"

Because the talent is good, you don't need to waste your brain to endorse!Unlike divination, which requires memorizing so many things... Lin Ye painfully recalled her childhood.

But Wu Bahu didn't care about Lin Ye's self-reported results, his eyes widened, and his face was full of horror: "If the two of them will be imprisoned soon, then the 10 yuan training fee we paid will be in vain. ?”

Before he finished speaking, there was a knock on the door of the conference room.

The host opened the door unpreparedly, but was caught by several plainclothes policemen who rushed in.

"You are suspected of fraud, the evidence is solid, and you have been arrested!"

The other young people in the conference room reacted and began to curse:

"Liars? Are they liars?"

"They cheated me of 10 yuan!"

Wu Bahu also shouted at the top of his voice, and his high-pitched voice unique to the magpie clan instantly carried through the entire meeting room: "Pay back the money! That's the 300 yuan I saved for 10 years of hard work! Lao Tzu I didn’t even want to spend the 10 yuan to buy a house! I was cheated by you two villains!”

Lin Ye opened his mouth in surprise, his face was full of shock, and couldn't help but patted his little heart: "It turns out that 10 yuan is so valuable, and it takes 300 years to save enough! Fortunately, the good man hasn't borrowed the money yet." Give it to me, or it may take me hundreds of years to pay it back!"

Gu Moxuan: "...Are you stupid? You got cheated when you went out?"

He used an apparition technique, and as soon as he quietly appeared behind Lin Ye, he heard Lin Ye's broken thoughts, and his head was instantly covered with black lines.

Lin Ye was immersed in the panic of almost "owing a huge debt", when he suddenly heard a voice behind him, he was startled for an instant, and the whole bird jumped up at once, almost jumping to the ceiling of the meeting room , screaming and screaming: "Ah, big monster, when did it appear behind me? Why is there no sound at all! The bird is scared to death! Ah, ah, the bird's heart is beating wildly... help Oh, help! Chirp, chirp, chirp..."

He was probably really frightened by Gu Moxuan's sudden appearance, and finally made a bird cry.

The conference room was full of noise—those people who swindled money were crying and clamoring for the swindlers to pay back the money, the magpie monster Wu Bahu was also yelling at the top of his voice, and the two swindlers were crying and begging for mercy. The police enforce the law impartially and collect evidence... plus Lin Ye, who is singing high-pitched birds at the top of his voice!

Gu Moxuan finally couldn't bear it anymore, gritted his teeth and spit out two words: "Shut up!"

Lin Ye: "... Chirp."

His eyes were wronged, his face was innocent, and he muttered softly: "...everyone is arguing, why did you just let me shut up?!"

Gu Moxuan: "..."

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Gu Moxuan: "...Maybe it's because you look easy to bully?"