[Quick Transmigration] Lord God is not happy

The Lord God still couldn't bear the smell.

He found that the main source of the smell came from what Zhang Liqian called "sour bamboo shoots" in the snail noodles.

Zhang Liqian was eating sour bamboo shoots with great relish.

The Lord God squinted at him inexplicably.

Zhang Liqian was silent for a while, then asked: "You...why don't you eat?"

The Lord God tightened his grip on the chopsticks, and picked up the powder between his teeth.

After checking again that it was indeed not made of some kind of animal excrement, the Lord God reluctantly took a bite.

Zhang Liqian couldn't help but look forward to his reaction.

The disgust in the eyes of the Lord God faded a lot in an instant.

Zhang Liqian then heaved a sigh of relief in his heart.

He didn't know why he cared so much about Tianshen's thoughts. He was mainly worried about whether Tianshen would be unhappy.

Snail powder has a magical power. If it hits the spot, it can make people who have eaten it eat more...more addictive.

The hesitation, astonishment, and disgust in the Lord God's eyes turned into a gleaming light.

As soon as Yi Mianmian entered the cafeteria A, she discovered Tianshen.

Tianshen's face was so eye-catching that it was really hard to stand out from the crowd.

After seeing clearly what the main god was eating, Yi Mianmian immediately covered her face.

Disillusioned, what a handsome guy, why does he like to eat snail noodles.

Suddenly, I felt that Tianshen's head was filled with the "aroma" of snail noodles.

Yi Mianmian flinched, and under the urging of the system in his brain, his heart sank.

Isn't it just eating snail powder? Compared with the rewards you get from conquering Tianshen, this smell is nothing!

She also went to buy a snail powder, and sat next to Tianshen cheekily holding her nose.

The Lord God didn't notice her at all.

Yi Mianmian leaned back a little, and approached the main god.

Soon, she was driven back by the intertwined taste of three bowls of snail noodles.

She swallowed with difficulty.

Seeing that Tianshen and Zhang Liqian were fascinated by eating, she cautiously asked in a trembling voice: "Do you think...it's delicious...?"

Zhang Liqian looked calm, glanced at her, and said coldly: "It's okay."

Yi Mianmian stared at Tianshen with burning eyes.

Tianshen didn't even look at her, but just said a word indifferently: "Eat."

Yi Mianmian withdrew her gaze and looked at the snail powder in front of her with a face full of death.

She said to the system in her heart: "If the deep affection level does not increase today, I will fight him desperately! Dad eats/shits for him!"

System: [...don't worry, the ingredients in this bowl of noodles are edible. 】

Seeing that she was really embarrassed, the system comforted her again: [Your efforts will not be in vain. 】

Yi Mianmian took a deep breath and took a mouthful of powder.

...It seems, it seems, the taste is not bad?

Snail powder is magical.

Maybe it's because the people around are too intoxicated by eating.

Yi Mianmian was also successfully assimilated.

From the very beginning, she was reluctant and held her nose in disgust, but now she ate with a flushed face, clamoring that it was too delicious.

It's just a few breaths of work.

[Tianshen's favorability for you has increased by 2 points. 】

[Currently Tianshen's favorability for you is: -18]

Yi Mianmian let out a full belch.

It turns out that snail noodles are so delicious...

Cough, no, luckily her hard work was not in vain, the favorability of this paralyzed brother finally increased!

The main god also finished eating.

I even want to have another bowl.

But he knew that his appetite was different from that of ordinary people. In order to disguise himself as an ordinary human being as much as possible, he continued to study Biao Zhang Liqian this time.

He wiped his mouth gracefully, and asked Zhang Liqian: "Are you full?"

After Zhang Liqian finished his last breath, he was stunned and said: "It's okay."

The Lord God silently memorized this answer, and asked puzzledly, "Does that mean enough? You don't need to eat it?"

Zhang Liqian's family background is average, and he always saves as much as he can when it comes to food.

"I've almost finished eating, aren't you full?" He also wiped his mouth and said, "If you haven't eaten enough, you can buy some more."

Although the Lord God was very moved by his proposal, he restrained himself.

"No, I'm full too." Humans have really small appetites.

Seeing that they all said they were full, Yi Mianmian felt that she was a soft girl now, so she was ashamed to say that she could still eat.

So she also asked Zhang Liqian to borrow some paper, and naturally mixed in and said, "Me too."

Late at night, wechat night chat time.

[Tian Shen: I found a delicious one today. 】

[He Youqian: What's delicious?Have you made new friends? 】

[Tian Shen: It's called snail noodles. 】

[Tian Shen: No, there is someone who eats together. 】

[He Youqian: Hey, you actually like to eat that. 】

[He Youqian: Who is eating together?That girl didn't continue to pester you yesterday, did she? 】

[Tian Shen: His name is... Zhang Liqian. 】

[ Tianshen: I don't know, but she also likes to eat snail noodles. 】

[He Youqian: ...Okay, that brother has been hoarding a few bags of snail powder at home these days, you can eat enough when you come back after military training. 】

[He Youqian: Can you eat enough in the cafeteria?I put a lot of money on your meal card, eat more, don't starve yourself. 】

In fact, the main god does not perceive too much human hunger and fullness, just as he does not need human excretion.

Whatever he has eaten, the nutrients in it will be stored in the body, and the impurities will be turned into gas and dissipated in the air.

His body will have a critical value for each nutrient index, beyond the critical value, excess nutrients are equivalent to impurities.

But he couldn't explain this to He Youqian.

[Tian Shen: Oh. 】

[He Youqian: I heard that you got a gun today, how about it, do you like it? 】

[Tian Shen: Boring. 】

[Tian Shen: Bullets are all water. 】

[He Youqian: Hey, it's a school after all, if you like it, I'll take you to the shooting club after the holiday. 】

[Tian Shen: What is that? 】

[He Youqian: [Guoning Shooting Club has opened, super fun real gun/combat experience! ]]

The Lord God carefully browsed through.

His interest rose a little again.

[Tian Shen: I want to go! 】

[He Youqian: Hahaha, I will take you to play after the military training, so don't be bullied at school. 】

【Tian Shen: Oh, they said I bullied them. 】

[He Youqian:? ? ?who are they?What nonsense, how can you bully people. 】

[Tian Shen: ...the instructor asked me to be the squad leader, and I went to teach them how to move, but they said I bullied them. 】

[Tian Shen: Human beings are really strange. 】

[He Youqian: Did they say it themselves?Do you remember their names? 】

[Tian Shen: I heard it, but I don't remember it. 】

[Tian Shen: Is it because of my expression? 】

Seeing this, He Youqian's heart ached so much that he could imagine the young man frailly looking around with foggy eyes and bewildered.

He caressed Tianshen for a long time, and then passed a few chicken soup for the soul.

The Lord God didn't want to watch it very much, but he finished it obediently.

Do you understand?

[ Tianshen: I've finished reading it. 】

[Tian Shen: It's time for me to take a shower, goodbye. 】

Li Shanliang is as his name suggests, very kind.

When he saw that Tianshen was silent about the bathing environment in the toilet, he asked caringly: "Student Tianshen, is there any trouble for you? We are not bad here, some schools have big bathhouses for bathing!"

Lord God: "Nothing, I'm just observing how to use this instrument."

Li Shanliang: "..."

Li Shanliang: "Have you never used it before? Then let me teach you. This side is hot water, and this side is cold water. When you lift it up, the water will come out."

Lord God: "I see, thank you."

All he used in He Youqian's house were bathtubs, and most of them were the water that He Youqian had put in advance.

This is the first time the main god has experienced the shower.

It feels...it seems to be good.

Human stuff, so interesting.

The days of military training passed quickly, and it was the last day in the blink of an eye.

During this period, Lu Mingzhou went crazy for some reason, and gave the guard of honor a lot of unnecessary extra training.

Like creeping forward, military boxing, physical exercises and so on.

This directly led to the lack of personnel in the guard of honor in the next term, and most of the freshmen were frightened by the sad history of blood and tears of the seniors.

Of course, without exception, among these projects, Tianshen is the best.

It is impossible for the main god to convince himself that he is inferior to others in terms of force.

That is his pride.

But he tried to control himself not to be too far behind No.2.

Zhang Liqian, who has always been second, patted him on the shoulder: "Tomorrow is the military parade. Instructor Lu said that today he can take us to shoot targets. There are real guns and live ammunition."

"I..." He wanted to say something to declare war, but in the end he smiled resignedly, "I'm going to be number two again."

His smile is often bleak or sarcastic.

Such a self-deprecating smile is rare.

The Lord God was a little envious and asked, "You can laugh, why don't you smile more?"

"It's beautiful." He said sincerely, as if there were shooting stars in his eyes.