[Quick Transmigration] Lord God is not happy
Chapter 3 Check-In, Learn to Take a Bath
"Hahahahahaha!" He Youqian laughed again, shaking his shoulders.
The Lord God looked at him with a cold face.
He didn't understand why this human being still had doubts about his abilities after seeing that he had abilities that were different from ordinary people.
038 suddenly made a guilty voice: "Your Highness, in fact, not all your wishes can be fulfilled now."
The Lord God asked back in his heart: "Huh?"
038: "Every time you use a supernatural ability, you will consume divine power. Currently, your divine power is 998, and the consumption of divine power is related to the difficulty of using divine power."
"So, if he makes an unrealistic wish, our divine power may not be enough..." 038's voice became lower and lower.
The Lord God was silent for a while, and finally replied slowly in his heart: "...Oh."
Now that the words have been spoken, there is absolutely no reason to take them back.
What's more, some wishes of mortals do not necessarily require the use of divine power.
He Youqian laughed to himself for a while, but gradually couldn't stop laughing under the expressionless gaze of the main god.
He coughed lightly, pretending to be serious and thinking: "Wish? My wish, of course...to get rich overnight."
"Little friend, can you really achieve it?" He teased, "If you could achieve it, why would you leave yourself outside?" Even a little doll can only look on helplessly.
The Lord God's eyes didn't even turn up, and he looked at him lightly, and said: "This wish is very simple, you don't need to rely on me, you can realize it by yourself soon."
What he said was too natural and easy, and his tone was as if he was stating the truth.
There was interest in He Youqian's eyes, and he said with a smile, "Yeah, I'm getting closer to my wish right now."
"But the current level is still far from the sudden wealth I want."
"Here we are, get out of the car first."
"Hey, wait, I almost forgot that you can't, let me untie it for you." He Youqian naturally leaned over and unbuckled the seat belt for the young man who was quietly sitting in the passenger seat.
His finger joints are distinct, but there are several calluses on the fingertips.
The Lord God waited for him to finish, and suddenly said: "I have learned."
He Youqian was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "Okay, then I won't tie it for you next time."
"Hmm." The Lord God replied softly.
"I'll take a shower first, I'll let you live in this room, there seem to be some unopened new clothes in the closet."
"Although you are a little shorter than me, you should be able to make do with your pajamas. After you take a shower, you can throw the original clothes into the washing machine in the kitchen. It will dry automatically after washing. If you don't know how to operate it, wait for me to operate it." also."
"Oh, by the way, the toilet is next to your room, and there is a bathroom inside."
Suddenly thinking that this is a young master who can't even fasten a seat belt, He Youqian tried to ask without too much possibility: "Well, you should know how to use the water heater, right?"
The Lord God looked around in confusion, turned his head slightly, looked at him blankly, and asked a question that pointed to life: "Why, do you want to take a bath?"
He Youqian was stopped by the question.
He carefully looked at the main god's whole body, and indeed his whole body exuded dignity and grace.
It was indeed quite clean, and ever since the young man stepped into his house, he felt a flourishing sense of honor for no reason.
Don't wash without taking a shower.
"Okay, you might not be used to it when you first came here, so don't wash it first, I have to wash one." After saying this, He Youqian took a change of clothes carelessly, and went into the bathroom with her upper body naked.
By the way, close the bathroom door tightly.
The Lord God stood curiously at the door, a light golden gleam flashed across his dark eyes.
He Youqian, who was taking a bath, suddenly felt a chill all over his body.
He smacked his lips and muttered, "The water isn't cold, try turning on the hot water."
038 poked his head out of the main god's mind to explain: "Your Highness, human beings need to take a bath to keep their bodies clean."
"After all, you are living in the world of humans now. It is best to try to integrate into them and get used to their lives."
Hearing this, the Lord God nodded slightly, and rested his fingers lightly on the doorknob.
038 took a breath and shouted, "Your Highness, what are you going to do?"
The Lord God was puzzled: "I'm going to learn how to take a bath, isn't it?"
038:"……"
"Your Highness, human beings are also creatures that need their privacy very much. Your actions may cause embarrassment to the task target."
The Lord God withdrew his hand silently, still puzzled: "Then what should I do, learn to take a bath?"
If the purpose of taking a bath is to cleanse the body, his body is naturally free from dust, and the aura around him will cleanse him all the time, so there is no... need for him to take a bath.
But the Lord God is willing to try to learn human behavior, including living habits, daily communication, and so on.
038 is also tangled.
It also doesn't store many resources of human characteristics, and it doesn't know much about the human world. It is also restricted from using the Internet to help His Highness learn.
It still remembers the reminders of the predecessors——
"You want His Highness to get along with other people more, and you don't want to meddle in what other people can do. Only they have the ability to make His Highness happy!"
Finally, 038 successfully found a promotional video of a human cub taking a bath.
The Lord God politely thanked 038 for his kindness.
He was still standing at the door, but it was the promotional video in his mind——
A little baby with three hairs on its head was lying in the bathtub with a smile, splashing water with its chubby little hands, and the corners of its mouth were still glistening with saliva. Three or two little yellow ducks were slowly circling around him.
The main god could not help but replace the baby's face with He Youqian.
Well... so against peace.
Do human beings take baths like this?
The main god suddenly didn't want to imitate human habits.
He Youqian washed very quickly. For some reason, when he took a bath today, he always felt hairy and uneasy.
It may be because a stranger came to the family. Although I judged by my intuition that the child should be the son of a rich family, it is inevitable that he will not have a sense of crisis.
He strode out of the bathroom door topless as usual.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw that the person he was worried about was still standing there.
There was a strange light in his eyes.
He silently retreated to the bathroom, subconsciously pulled a bath towel to wrap around his upper body, and walked out again.
"Why don't you go to your room? Why are you still guarding me." He said unnaturally.
The Lord God pursed his lips, and said in thought: "Do you also drool when you take a bath?"
He Youqian: "???"
"Where am I drooling?" He Youqian was a little frightened, and even touched his mouth. After finding nothing unusual, he breathed a sigh of relief, "What are you thinking about? It's okay, even if you drool in the shower I won't laugh at you either."
"Don't you want to wash it? I'll take you to the room when I get dressed."
"What a young master."
Late at night.
The Lord God was lying on a human bed with his golden eyes open, unable to sleep.
God's sleep is not the same as that of human beings.
Gods only need to use hibernation to restore their bodies after an extremely fierce battle, and once they sleep, they will start for hundreds of thousands of years.
It is absolutely impossible for him to sleep that long, nor does he need to sleep that long.
Here, his divine power is already the limit of what this world can bear, so he cannot cultivate.
So, the Lord God is boring.
He doesn't want to disturb humans, they also need sleep to recharge their energy.
Even though his body is restricted by the rules, his hearing is still very good.
He heard He Youqian mumbled indistinctly on the other side separated by several walls.
He listened to it several times before he could hear clearly——
"Don't ask me to borrow money, brother really has no money, brother fantasizes about being smashed to death by money every day."
"If I were really rich, I would tear down all the walls of my house and replace them with gold!"
"What kind of dream with a pattern, can it be the same as before and after? I don't need anything, but money."
"Stop talking, I really have no money, so hang up."
The Lord God looked at him with a cold face.
He didn't understand why this human being still had doubts about his abilities after seeing that he had abilities that were different from ordinary people.
038 suddenly made a guilty voice: "Your Highness, in fact, not all your wishes can be fulfilled now."
The Lord God asked back in his heart: "Huh?"
038: "Every time you use a supernatural ability, you will consume divine power. Currently, your divine power is 998, and the consumption of divine power is related to the difficulty of using divine power."
"So, if he makes an unrealistic wish, our divine power may not be enough..." 038's voice became lower and lower.
The Lord God was silent for a while, and finally replied slowly in his heart: "...Oh."
Now that the words have been spoken, there is absolutely no reason to take them back.
What's more, some wishes of mortals do not necessarily require the use of divine power.
He Youqian laughed to himself for a while, but gradually couldn't stop laughing under the expressionless gaze of the main god.
He coughed lightly, pretending to be serious and thinking: "Wish? My wish, of course...to get rich overnight."
"Little friend, can you really achieve it?" He teased, "If you could achieve it, why would you leave yourself outside?" Even a little doll can only look on helplessly.
The Lord God's eyes didn't even turn up, and he looked at him lightly, and said: "This wish is very simple, you don't need to rely on me, you can realize it by yourself soon."
What he said was too natural and easy, and his tone was as if he was stating the truth.
There was interest in He Youqian's eyes, and he said with a smile, "Yeah, I'm getting closer to my wish right now."
"But the current level is still far from the sudden wealth I want."
"Here we are, get out of the car first."
"Hey, wait, I almost forgot that you can't, let me untie it for you." He Youqian naturally leaned over and unbuckled the seat belt for the young man who was quietly sitting in the passenger seat.
His finger joints are distinct, but there are several calluses on the fingertips.
The Lord God waited for him to finish, and suddenly said: "I have learned."
He Youqian was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "Okay, then I won't tie it for you next time."
"Hmm." The Lord God replied softly.
"I'll take a shower first, I'll let you live in this room, there seem to be some unopened new clothes in the closet."
"Although you are a little shorter than me, you should be able to make do with your pajamas. After you take a shower, you can throw the original clothes into the washing machine in the kitchen. It will dry automatically after washing. If you don't know how to operate it, wait for me to operate it." also."
"Oh, by the way, the toilet is next to your room, and there is a bathroom inside."
Suddenly thinking that this is a young master who can't even fasten a seat belt, He Youqian tried to ask without too much possibility: "Well, you should know how to use the water heater, right?"
The Lord God looked around in confusion, turned his head slightly, looked at him blankly, and asked a question that pointed to life: "Why, do you want to take a bath?"
He Youqian was stopped by the question.
He carefully looked at the main god's whole body, and indeed his whole body exuded dignity and grace.
It was indeed quite clean, and ever since the young man stepped into his house, he felt a flourishing sense of honor for no reason.
Don't wash without taking a shower.
"Okay, you might not be used to it when you first came here, so don't wash it first, I have to wash one." After saying this, He Youqian took a change of clothes carelessly, and went into the bathroom with her upper body naked.
By the way, close the bathroom door tightly.
The Lord God stood curiously at the door, a light golden gleam flashed across his dark eyes.
He Youqian, who was taking a bath, suddenly felt a chill all over his body.
He smacked his lips and muttered, "The water isn't cold, try turning on the hot water."
038 poked his head out of the main god's mind to explain: "Your Highness, human beings need to take a bath to keep their bodies clean."
"After all, you are living in the world of humans now. It is best to try to integrate into them and get used to their lives."
Hearing this, the Lord God nodded slightly, and rested his fingers lightly on the doorknob.
038 took a breath and shouted, "Your Highness, what are you going to do?"
The Lord God was puzzled: "I'm going to learn how to take a bath, isn't it?"
038:"……"
"Your Highness, human beings are also creatures that need their privacy very much. Your actions may cause embarrassment to the task target."
The Lord God withdrew his hand silently, still puzzled: "Then what should I do, learn to take a bath?"
If the purpose of taking a bath is to cleanse the body, his body is naturally free from dust, and the aura around him will cleanse him all the time, so there is no... need for him to take a bath.
But the Lord God is willing to try to learn human behavior, including living habits, daily communication, and so on.
038 is also tangled.
It also doesn't store many resources of human characteristics, and it doesn't know much about the human world. It is also restricted from using the Internet to help His Highness learn.
It still remembers the reminders of the predecessors——
"You want His Highness to get along with other people more, and you don't want to meddle in what other people can do. Only they have the ability to make His Highness happy!"
Finally, 038 successfully found a promotional video of a human cub taking a bath.
The Lord God politely thanked 038 for his kindness.
He was still standing at the door, but it was the promotional video in his mind——
A little baby with three hairs on its head was lying in the bathtub with a smile, splashing water with its chubby little hands, and the corners of its mouth were still glistening with saliva. Three or two little yellow ducks were slowly circling around him.
The main god could not help but replace the baby's face with He Youqian.
Well... so against peace.
Do human beings take baths like this?
The main god suddenly didn't want to imitate human habits.
He Youqian washed very quickly. For some reason, when he took a bath today, he always felt hairy and uneasy.
It may be because a stranger came to the family. Although I judged by my intuition that the child should be the son of a rich family, it is inevitable that he will not have a sense of crisis.
He strode out of the bathroom door topless as usual.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw that the person he was worried about was still standing there.
There was a strange light in his eyes.
He silently retreated to the bathroom, subconsciously pulled a bath towel to wrap around his upper body, and walked out again.
"Why don't you go to your room? Why are you still guarding me." He said unnaturally.
The Lord God pursed his lips, and said in thought: "Do you also drool when you take a bath?"
He Youqian: "???"
"Where am I drooling?" He Youqian was a little frightened, and even touched his mouth. After finding nothing unusual, he breathed a sigh of relief, "What are you thinking about? It's okay, even if you drool in the shower I won't laugh at you either."
"Don't you want to wash it? I'll take you to the room when I get dressed."
"What a young master."
Late at night.
The Lord God was lying on a human bed with his golden eyes open, unable to sleep.
God's sleep is not the same as that of human beings.
Gods only need to use hibernation to restore their bodies after an extremely fierce battle, and once they sleep, they will start for hundreds of thousands of years.
It is absolutely impossible for him to sleep that long, nor does he need to sleep that long.
Here, his divine power is already the limit of what this world can bear, so he cannot cultivate.
So, the Lord God is boring.
He doesn't want to disturb humans, they also need sleep to recharge their energy.
Even though his body is restricted by the rules, his hearing is still very good.
He heard He Youqian mumbled indistinctly on the other side separated by several walls.
He listened to it several times before he could hear clearly——
"Don't ask me to borrow money, brother really has no money, brother fantasizes about being smashed to death by money every day."
"If I were really rich, I would tear down all the walls of my house and replace them with gold!"
"What kind of dream with a pattern, can it be the same as before and after? I don't need anything, but money."
"Stop talking, I really have no money, so hang up."
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