Hope the Father Jackie Chan [Rebirth]
Chapter 26 2 more in 1
Ji Chenxi came back floating.
When Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan learned about this, even as calm as Bai Xiuyan, tears almost filled their eyes.
Bai Xiuyan was wearing a small pink apron at this time, standing on a high wooden stool while cooking.
For parents, working hard to make money and do housework is not just to watch the child get back the sentence "Your child is awesome"?
At this moment, Bai Xiuyan has the mood of a mature parent.
"Ji Li, come back by ordering a small cake." Bai Xiuyan immediately ordered, "Buy some more soda. Today you can eat some unhealthy junk food to celebrate."
Ji Li raised his chubby paw: "I want to eat barbecue!"
Bo Xiuyan nodded: "Order. You can eat today."
After giving the order, he continued to turn the spatula.
Bai Xiuyan thought, with Ji Chenxi's excellent grades and good appearance, it should be easier to integrate into the class.
He stayed up a little longer tonight and made some snacks for Ji Chenxi to take to school.
It takes a lot of energy for college entrance examination candidates to study, and they must be easily hungry.Snacks can satisfy your hunger, and you can also build a good relationship with other students.
Ok, deal.
Bai Xiuyan swung the spatula more vigorously.
Apparently, cooking for college entrance examination candidates is much more fulfilling than feeding Ji Li's pig that died once and still eats and drinks.
The person who cooks is the boss.Ji Li knew that Bai Xiuyan called him a pig, and he would not refute him when Bai Xiuyan was cooking.
Not only did he not refute, but he stretched out his short hands and ate fried river prawns with leeks just out of the pan, his fingers and tongue trembled from the heat.
If it wasn't for the fact that his legs were too short to kick, Bai Xiuyan really wanted to kick Ji Li who was stealing food.
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Today's takeaway seems to be excited because Ji Chenxi entered the top [-] in her first exam after entering high school. It took only half an hour for the cake and barbecue to arrive.
Bai Xiuyan divided up some dishes and barbecue and asked Ji Chenxi to give them to the bodyguard couple next door.
The two bodyguards have been appointed, but they are just a cover to let Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan move freely.Now that Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan are rich, they rent a house next door to the two bodyguards, ask them for help when they have something to do, and get along as ordinary neighbors when they have nothing to do.
Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan also discussed with the couple and set up a small shop for the couple at the gate of the school, selling snacks such as burritos and spiked potatoes for the student children.
When Lao Zhong and Mrs. Zhong came here, they were told by Bai Xiuyan's grandfather to follow Bai Xiuyan's orders in everything.The two of them thought they would do a very difficult job, but how did they know they would be assigned to open a snack shop?For a moment they were all puzzled.
Aunt Zhong complained: "You must have told Young Master Bai that you originally planned to open a snack shop, but his grandfather tied you here with kindness, so he let you open a snack shop!"
Old Zhong grinned and said, "Do whatever the boss says, that's the job of a worker. I'll watch the snack shop in the morning, and you watch the afternoon, so you can sleep well."
Aunt Zhong gave Old Zhong a "bah" and said, "Can you do it alone? I'm used to the training, and I can't sleep because you make me wake up late. Let's work together and save some money to buy gifts for the young master."
Both of them have dedicated their lives to the hidden cause, and it is impossible to conceive a child in this life because of their injuries.Although there are now external wombs that can be used to have children with technology, in addition to the high cost of having children with technology, they have not completely come out of their previous lives and think that they cannot afford a child.
Therefore, they took over this task, not simply because of kindness.
After spending a lot of time with the young master and learning how to get along with children, they will consider whether to have children or not.
But, isn't the young master too smart?
"Okay. For the two of us, making money is not important, just not idle." Old Zhong smiled and said, "Open a snack shop for a year, learn to be an ordinary person, and then start a business with the young masters. The two young masters said We want to open a game company, and we have prepared the position of chief security officer for the two of us, and you are my deputy."
Aunt Zhong smiled and said, "You're smart."
When the two were laughing and sorting out the procedures for opening the store, Ji Chenxi knocked on the door and brought food and barbecue.
Old Zhong and Mrs. Zhong said immediately: "Could it be Young Master Bai who did it? It's too much trouble for him!"
Ji Chenxi smiled and said: "He did it. Xiu Yan said, don't call him young master, it sounds uncomfortable."
Old Zhong and Aunt Zhong laughed and said, "You can't just call him Xiuyan, it's impolite."
Ji Li poked his head out from behind his father: "We are only three or four years old. Why is it impolite for you to call us by our names? It is impolite to call us young master. It looks like we are the remnants of feudalism. Oh, Bo Xiuyan, I am not Scold your family's feudal remnants."
"You scolding the Bai family, what does it have to do with me, Bai Xiuyan?" Bai Xiuyan came out from behind Ji Li.
Although Ji Li is one year younger than Bo Xiuyan, he is a circle fatter than Bo Xiuyan, just covering him.
They popped out one by one, like nesting dolls.
Old Zhong and Mrs. Zhong couldn't straighten their backs with laughter at this scene: "Okay, okay, let's get used to calling you by your name as soon as possible."
Ji Li smiled and said: "Uncle Zhong, Aunt Zhong, open the shop quickly, Xiuyan and I won't have to get up early to make breakfast for my dad, and let dad go to your shop to eat and drink for free. When we wake up , come to your shop to eat and drink for nothing."
Old Zhong and Mrs. Zhong immediately said: "Okay. Our craftsmanship is not as good as Young Master Bai... not as good as Xiuyan, but it is definitely cleaner and more hygienic than other shops. Tell us in advance what you want to eat, and we will go shopping."
Ji Li bumped Bai Xiuyan with his elbow: "Anyway, Uncle Zhong and Aunt Zhong opened a shop to buy vegetables, why don't you tell Uncle Zhong and Aunt Zhong the vegetables you want to sell every day, so that you don't have to go out every day."
Bai Xiuyan said unhappily: "Look at you, you are fat like a ball, and the steps you take to buy groceries every day are not enough for you to exercise, so don't be lazy."
Ji Li pinched his bulging belly, and became angry with embarrassment: "Nah! I haven't had a stroke yet! After I have a stroke, I will become thinner and handsome immediately! I'm not fat, I'm blessed. Unlike you, I can't find it all over my body. Two taels of meat, after the strips are drawn, you will definitely be a dwarf!"
"Okay, okay, stop arguing, the food on our table is getting cold." Ji Chenxi already knew how to interrupt the quarrel between the two babies.At this time, he only needs to hold a baby in one hand, and carry them away under his arms.
Ji Chenxi carried Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan home like two kittens.Old Zhong and Aunt Zhong watched them leave with kind smiles before closing the door.
The couple looked at each other and smiled kindly.
Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan are really cute, and the relationship between Ji Chenxi and these two children is really warm.Getting along with these three people, the two of them will surely regain their confidence in raising children soon.
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The snack shop of Lao Zhong and Mrs. Zhong opened soon.
They are not short of money, and they close the stall every day after selling all the materials. The materials are fresh and hygienic, and soon became the new favorite shop of students, faculty and staff.
In the end, even the citizens came to eat it, which made the students, faculty and staff jump their feet in anger.
At this time, no matter how long the line outside was, Ji Chenxi, who could directly enter the restaurant to eat, became the most beautiful boy in the eyes of her classmates.
When he was still able to bring a copy for others, Ji Chenxi became the most popular among his classmates.
With his enthusiasm and his status as the first in the grade, Jin Junhai, who has successfully become Ji Chenxi's new best friend and the only person who brings meals to Ji Chenxi, has become the target of criticism from the whole class.
"You really like to eat, let's make an appointment to eat on the weekend, but you have to pay." Ji Chenxi treats these classmates as if they were juniors.
However, the classmates treat the tender-faced Ji Chenxi as a little brother.
"Of course I have to give money. Small business, no credit!"
"Forget it, don't disturb the boss's business. When is your birthday, let's have a meal together."
"Eat this for your birthday?"
"What's your dissatisfaction?"
"I'm not dissatisfied. This is a snack bar on the top ten of the city's food network. As long as you don't queue up, you won't lose money."
The classmates were giggling, and the head teacher, Lao Qi, passed by biting his handkerchief in his heart.
He also wanted to go to dinner as Ji Chenxi's head teacher and not queue up, but he was embarrassed to tell Ji Chenxi this because of his pride as a people's teacher.
Fortunately, the homeroom teachers get up early, so breakfast can basically be arranged.
The boss and the proprietress seem to recognize him, adding ingredients to his burritos every time.
Lao Qi smacked his mouth, and he was no longer depressed.
He coughed dryly, poked Mediterranean's head in through the window, his eyes were piercing and he said nothing.
There were suppressed screams one after another in the classroom, and then everyone immediately started reading in silence.
Old Qi retracted his head in satisfaction.
It is a common hobby of all class teachers to poke their heads in to scare students during self-study in the morning and evening.
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Ji Chenxi's studies are on the right track.
With the "training" in the holographic game, Ji Chenxi got along well with her classmates.
Of course, the snacks of Lao Zhong and his wife and the snacks that Bo Xiuyan asked Ji Chenxi to bring also made great contributions.
In order to allow Ji Chenxi to eat more delicious dim sum, Bai Xiuyan specially added ovens, air fryers and other equipment to the house.
Ji Chenxi studies very hard, no amount of fat and sugar can be broken down.
But Ji Li gained weight again.
Bai Xiuyan looked at the chubby Ji Li and pressed his chest, feeling a little suffocated.
In his previous life, Ji Li died of stomach cancer, so is he going to die of high blood pressure, high blood fat, high blood sugar in this life? !
"Uncle Ji! Uncle Zhong! Aunt Zhong! Don't feed Ji Li anymore!" Bai Xiuyan was like coming home from a business trip, seeing his cat being fed by a group of elders as a shit-shoveling officer who crushed cats and pigs on the kang, his hair They are all going to stand up.
Ji Chenxi: "Next time!"
Old Zhong: "Children should be more solid."
Mrs. Zhong: "You should eat more, Xiaoli is so cute."
Bai Xiuyan took pictures of Ji Li's physical examination report on the table.
The three looked away guiltily.
"Ji Li, if you steal it again, we'll eat takeaway from now on, so you can eat as much junk food as you want!" Bai Xiuyan used his trump card.
How could Ji Li, who was spoiled by Bo Xiuyan's cooking skills, still eat takeaway every day?
He muttered cursing words to Bai Xiuyan, but it was the first time(?) that he lowered his noble head in front of his deadly enemy.
Cannibals have soft mouths but short hands, and the cook can't afford to mess with them.
Ji Li pinched his stomach, well, he should really stop talking.At the very least, don't eat too many high-calorie snacks.Otherwise, what if he will be uglier than Yin Qingze in the future?
He didn't want to become a low profile version of Yin Qingze.
Seeing the medical examination report, Ji Chenxi didn't dare to help Ji Li hide snacks anymore.
He still remembered that Ji Li died of stomach cancer in his previous life.In this life, Ji Li's health is his greatest concern.
Old Zhong and Aunt Zhong couldn't support each other, so they had no choice but to give up.
Although they really think that it doesn't matter if a child is a little fat, isn't that why they haven't smoked yet?Xiao Li will definitely become a handsome guy after drawing the stick.
After solving the problem of Ji Li being fed and becoming overweight, Bai Xiuyan started the next step of his career plan.
He thinks that Ji Li has nothing to do now, eats, sleeps and plays, and continues to eat after playing enough, so he is free.
It's time for Ji Li to get busy.
The battle for the guild territory of the game has not yet started. It is estimated that after the turn of the year, the mainstream players of the game will reach the current full level of [-] before starting the battle for the guild territory.
Players of "Magic Era" will perform a "one turn" at the fortieth level, and can choose a more detailed occupation classification.
For example, knights can choose branches such as violent knights, paladins, and defensive knights.
Reaching the current full level of level [-], you can start camp missions and NPC favorability missions, so that players can get a relatively popular inheritance profession, which is called "second turn".
When most players reach level [-], it is the first golden period of the game.At that time, it was generally believed in the game that the full level was the beginning of the life of the game, and only then could one get in touch with the core gameplay of the game and participate in the historical process of the game.
However, the "first transfer" and "second transfer" are "guaranteed measures" for ordinary players. Players who are lucky or rich can get access to inheritance tasks after the novice period.
For example, Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan have already obtained inheritance professions.After the level is reached, the next inheritance task will be opened to make oneself stronger.
Because the "game progress" of the two has exceeded the current version too much, the two of them seem to be hanging out, and they can't play with other players.
They originally wanted to bring the geniuses in the game and pull out a legendary mercenary team.Who knows that after they join the team, there will be no other people who have nothing to do, but it will limit the growth of others.
So Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan were "exiled" by their president Chu Pengfei.
Chu Pengfei: "You two go play, and come back to be high-end thugs when the gang fights. Anyway, the two of you can make most of the dungeons, so I won't prepare teammates for you. Oh, by the way, here is a game guide .”
The tool men Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan lived in the appearance of NPCs in the game. Except for occasionally taking people to refresh the book and guiding the talented newcomers in the gang, they completely "fooled around" with the NPCs.
They are not busy connecting the prince and the princess every day, helping the knight save the princess, or cooperating with the dragon to find the princess...
What is it all about the princess?The traditional Western Fantasy RG always revolves around the princess, which is really a headache for the two of them.
The game is also quite boring, it's time to make money for the next game.
Most of the money they earned now was given to Chu Pengfei to develop the gang, leaving only 50 for emergency use.
After all, the theme of "Succubus Contract" is too niche, and the monthly sales are getting less and less.Whether it is the development of the gang or the production of holographic games later, they need to make a few more games to save money.
After Ji Li learned that he had to play games, he lay on the sofa like a dead little orange cat.
Ji Li was distraught.He promised to be the rich second generation in this life, why does he still work hard!
"You don't have to work hard." Bai Xiuyan said, "Why don't we wait for Uncle Ji to finish his college entrance examination and then think about making games to make money? It's just that this period of time is a bit boring."
That's right, in fact, the lack of money mentioned above is an excuse. The biggest problem is that the two of them are bored.
As successful people in previous lives, they are used to getting a sense of accomplishment at work.It's just a vacation, who can stand being a salted fish for several months?
They have watched the film and television entertainment works in this life, and played all the fun games, and even "Magic Era" did not give them a lot of novelty.
"I thought this life was just in time for the golden age of "Magic Age", and I should be able to play enough, but I didn't expect it to be not fun at all." Ji Li angrily beat the sofa cushion, "It's not as fun as those broken games at your house!"
"It's not as fun as your broken game." Bai Xiuyan replied without hesitation, "After all, it was a game 20 years ago. It created an era, and many subsequent games continued to improve from the settings it pioneered. . Which is to say, future games will be more interesting than it should be.”
Ji Li was silent.
He thumped the sofa cushion again and sighed deeply.
That's right.The game industry is developing, and the later games are of higher quality than the previous ones. Isn't that a matter of course?What's more, in the future, he and Bai Xiuyan, two geniuses, will compete with each other.
Their era is the era when game designers and game players start to carnival.
"Ah, it's really boring." Ji Li turned over and patted his belly, like a little seal.
Bai Xiuyan said: "Rebirth is so boring."
Ji Li patted his belly again, and said weakly: "It seems that I can only amuse myself by cutting off my own thigh."
Bai Xiuyan showed a shallow smile.He knew that Ji Li would not be idle.
Game designers are hardcore gamers themselves.Now that I have come back from rebirth, I have nothing to play. Apart from playing games by myself, what else can I do to relieve my loneliness?
Enjoy if you can't resist.After Ji Li decided to make a game, he immediately discussed with Bai Xiuyan with great interest how to abuse the player a million times.
Bai Xiuyan was helpless: "Didn't you say that we are going to start creating a world view for our future holographic games?"
Ji Li said: "Dad is still in school, and other people recruited from the Internet can't meet in real life for the time being, and can only adopt the method of remote cooperation. Do you want to exhaust us? Let's just make a small independent game and abuse it." Players, make a little money and build a little word of mouth."
As soon as he talked about the indie game that abuses players, steals money, and builds word of mouth, a light flashed in Bai Xiuyan's head.
He remembered the game he and Ji Li had played when they first confronted each other—meta game.
The so-called "meta game" is a game that breaks the dimensional wall.Game designers will deliberately set up a character similar to a "voice-over" in the game to communicate directly with the player, deepening the player's "sense of substitution".
"Meta-game" is a small method commonly used in all independent stand-alone games, which can increase the player's sense of substitution with relatively few resources.
Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan's first holographic stand-alone game used the method of "meta game".
"Can the non-holographic terminal also be used?" Bai Xiuyan just asked the question, and then he replied, "Yes, it is indeed possible. Breaking the dimensional wall through a screen may give players more novel feelings."
The holographic game has already given players enough sense of substitution, and the shock of the meta game may not be as shocking as it is across the screen.
"Add up your and my bad tastes. I have a good idea." Ji Li got up from the sofa, and hooked his fingers at Bai Xiuyan.
Bai Xiuyan said "I don't have bad tastes", and leaned over expectantly.
"Our new game is called "Fairy Tale Town". This time you are in charge of shaping a beautiful and real world, and I am in charge of shaping the player." Ji Li said with a mean smile, "Our partnership makes the player a villain. "
Ji Li spoke in a cloud of fog, but when Bai Xiuyan heard it, he immediately understood what Ji Li wanted to do.
With a small face, he said seriously and seriously: "Okay. I hope players can learn the truth, goodness and beauty in the games we make. Two-dimensional paper figures also have human rights. Don't indulge your own evil too much. Or is it more than the limit?"
Ji Li said: "It's still a restriction. But this time it's not pure butter, the core of the game's thought is very in line with the correct values of society, and it can also be played on domestic platforms."
Bai Xiuyan realized that Ji Li was going to expand the group of victims: "This time we need a lot of game texts, or only use Quan Donghuang's text? Do you need a translator?"
Ji Li started to have a headache.
With the background of western fairy tales, foreign friends will definitely be able to cheat money.But translation...
It's not that I can't afford a translator, but the translation and proofreading must fall on him and Bai Xiuyan.
I'm only three years old!I don't want to be a social animal!
"Publish it first, and make a language patch if the sales volume is good." Ji Li decided to procrastinate as long as he can. "Donghuang language is one of the most widely used languages in the world. I believe that foreign players will be able to eat raw meat."
Bai Xiuyan: "Yeah." He didn't care.Most of the hands-on mini-games he independently produced didn't have other language patches, and he didn't change them even after being petitioned, because he believed in the players' ability to eat raw meat.
"Go to the guild to catch the strong men, and get ready to start work." Ji Li was gearing up, he couldn't tell at all, just now he was still beating the sofa in grief and anger, yelling that he didn't want to work.
When Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan learned about this, even as calm as Bai Xiuyan, tears almost filled their eyes.
Bai Xiuyan was wearing a small pink apron at this time, standing on a high wooden stool while cooking.
For parents, working hard to make money and do housework is not just to watch the child get back the sentence "Your child is awesome"?
At this moment, Bai Xiuyan has the mood of a mature parent.
"Ji Li, come back by ordering a small cake." Bai Xiuyan immediately ordered, "Buy some more soda. Today you can eat some unhealthy junk food to celebrate."
Ji Li raised his chubby paw: "I want to eat barbecue!"
Bo Xiuyan nodded: "Order. You can eat today."
After giving the order, he continued to turn the spatula.
Bai Xiuyan thought, with Ji Chenxi's excellent grades and good appearance, it should be easier to integrate into the class.
He stayed up a little longer tonight and made some snacks for Ji Chenxi to take to school.
It takes a lot of energy for college entrance examination candidates to study, and they must be easily hungry.Snacks can satisfy your hunger, and you can also build a good relationship with other students.
Ok, deal.
Bai Xiuyan swung the spatula more vigorously.
Apparently, cooking for college entrance examination candidates is much more fulfilling than feeding Ji Li's pig that died once and still eats and drinks.
The person who cooks is the boss.Ji Li knew that Bai Xiuyan called him a pig, and he would not refute him when Bai Xiuyan was cooking.
Not only did he not refute, but he stretched out his short hands and ate fried river prawns with leeks just out of the pan, his fingers and tongue trembled from the heat.
If it wasn't for the fact that his legs were too short to kick, Bai Xiuyan really wanted to kick Ji Li who was stealing food.
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Today's takeaway seems to be excited because Ji Chenxi entered the top [-] in her first exam after entering high school. It took only half an hour for the cake and barbecue to arrive.
Bai Xiuyan divided up some dishes and barbecue and asked Ji Chenxi to give them to the bodyguard couple next door.
The two bodyguards have been appointed, but they are just a cover to let Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan move freely.Now that Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan are rich, they rent a house next door to the two bodyguards, ask them for help when they have something to do, and get along as ordinary neighbors when they have nothing to do.
Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan also discussed with the couple and set up a small shop for the couple at the gate of the school, selling snacks such as burritos and spiked potatoes for the student children.
When Lao Zhong and Mrs. Zhong came here, they were told by Bai Xiuyan's grandfather to follow Bai Xiuyan's orders in everything.The two of them thought they would do a very difficult job, but how did they know they would be assigned to open a snack shop?For a moment they were all puzzled.
Aunt Zhong complained: "You must have told Young Master Bai that you originally planned to open a snack shop, but his grandfather tied you here with kindness, so he let you open a snack shop!"
Old Zhong grinned and said, "Do whatever the boss says, that's the job of a worker. I'll watch the snack shop in the morning, and you watch the afternoon, so you can sleep well."
Aunt Zhong gave Old Zhong a "bah" and said, "Can you do it alone? I'm used to the training, and I can't sleep because you make me wake up late. Let's work together and save some money to buy gifts for the young master."
Both of them have dedicated their lives to the hidden cause, and it is impossible to conceive a child in this life because of their injuries.Although there are now external wombs that can be used to have children with technology, in addition to the high cost of having children with technology, they have not completely come out of their previous lives and think that they cannot afford a child.
Therefore, they took over this task, not simply because of kindness.
After spending a lot of time with the young master and learning how to get along with children, they will consider whether to have children or not.
But, isn't the young master too smart?
"Okay. For the two of us, making money is not important, just not idle." Old Zhong smiled and said, "Open a snack shop for a year, learn to be an ordinary person, and then start a business with the young masters. The two young masters said We want to open a game company, and we have prepared the position of chief security officer for the two of us, and you are my deputy."
Aunt Zhong smiled and said, "You're smart."
When the two were laughing and sorting out the procedures for opening the store, Ji Chenxi knocked on the door and brought food and barbecue.
Old Zhong and Mrs. Zhong said immediately: "Could it be Young Master Bai who did it? It's too much trouble for him!"
Ji Chenxi smiled and said: "He did it. Xiu Yan said, don't call him young master, it sounds uncomfortable."
Old Zhong and Aunt Zhong laughed and said, "You can't just call him Xiuyan, it's impolite."
Ji Li poked his head out from behind his father: "We are only three or four years old. Why is it impolite for you to call us by our names? It is impolite to call us young master. It looks like we are the remnants of feudalism. Oh, Bo Xiuyan, I am not Scold your family's feudal remnants."
"You scolding the Bai family, what does it have to do with me, Bai Xiuyan?" Bai Xiuyan came out from behind Ji Li.
Although Ji Li is one year younger than Bo Xiuyan, he is a circle fatter than Bo Xiuyan, just covering him.
They popped out one by one, like nesting dolls.
Old Zhong and Mrs. Zhong couldn't straighten their backs with laughter at this scene: "Okay, okay, let's get used to calling you by your name as soon as possible."
Ji Li smiled and said: "Uncle Zhong, Aunt Zhong, open the shop quickly, Xiuyan and I won't have to get up early to make breakfast for my dad, and let dad go to your shop to eat and drink for free. When we wake up , come to your shop to eat and drink for nothing."
Old Zhong and Mrs. Zhong immediately said: "Okay. Our craftsmanship is not as good as Young Master Bai... not as good as Xiuyan, but it is definitely cleaner and more hygienic than other shops. Tell us in advance what you want to eat, and we will go shopping."
Ji Li bumped Bai Xiuyan with his elbow: "Anyway, Uncle Zhong and Aunt Zhong opened a shop to buy vegetables, why don't you tell Uncle Zhong and Aunt Zhong the vegetables you want to sell every day, so that you don't have to go out every day."
Bai Xiuyan said unhappily: "Look at you, you are fat like a ball, and the steps you take to buy groceries every day are not enough for you to exercise, so don't be lazy."
Ji Li pinched his bulging belly, and became angry with embarrassment: "Nah! I haven't had a stroke yet! After I have a stroke, I will become thinner and handsome immediately! I'm not fat, I'm blessed. Unlike you, I can't find it all over my body. Two taels of meat, after the strips are drawn, you will definitely be a dwarf!"
"Okay, okay, stop arguing, the food on our table is getting cold." Ji Chenxi already knew how to interrupt the quarrel between the two babies.At this time, he only needs to hold a baby in one hand, and carry them away under his arms.
Ji Chenxi carried Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan home like two kittens.Old Zhong and Aunt Zhong watched them leave with kind smiles before closing the door.
The couple looked at each other and smiled kindly.
Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan are really cute, and the relationship between Ji Chenxi and these two children is really warm.Getting along with these three people, the two of them will surely regain their confidence in raising children soon.
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The snack shop of Lao Zhong and Mrs. Zhong opened soon.
They are not short of money, and they close the stall every day after selling all the materials. The materials are fresh and hygienic, and soon became the new favorite shop of students, faculty and staff.
In the end, even the citizens came to eat it, which made the students, faculty and staff jump their feet in anger.
At this time, no matter how long the line outside was, Ji Chenxi, who could directly enter the restaurant to eat, became the most beautiful boy in the eyes of her classmates.
When he was still able to bring a copy for others, Ji Chenxi became the most popular among his classmates.
With his enthusiasm and his status as the first in the grade, Jin Junhai, who has successfully become Ji Chenxi's new best friend and the only person who brings meals to Ji Chenxi, has become the target of criticism from the whole class.
"You really like to eat, let's make an appointment to eat on the weekend, but you have to pay." Ji Chenxi treats these classmates as if they were juniors.
However, the classmates treat the tender-faced Ji Chenxi as a little brother.
"Of course I have to give money. Small business, no credit!"
"Forget it, don't disturb the boss's business. When is your birthday, let's have a meal together."
"Eat this for your birthday?"
"What's your dissatisfaction?"
"I'm not dissatisfied. This is a snack bar on the top ten of the city's food network. As long as you don't queue up, you won't lose money."
The classmates were giggling, and the head teacher, Lao Qi, passed by biting his handkerchief in his heart.
He also wanted to go to dinner as Ji Chenxi's head teacher and not queue up, but he was embarrassed to tell Ji Chenxi this because of his pride as a people's teacher.
Fortunately, the homeroom teachers get up early, so breakfast can basically be arranged.
The boss and the proprietress seem to recognize him, adding ingredients to his burritos every time.
Lao Qi smacked his mouth, and he was no longer depressed.
He coughed dryly, poked Mediterranean's head in through the window, his eyes were piercing and he said nothing.
There were suppressed screams one after another in the classroom, and then everyone immediately started reading in silence.
Old Qi retracted his head in satisfaction.
It is a common hobby of all class teachers to poke their heads in to scare students during self-study in the morning and evening.
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Ji Chenxi's studies are on the right track.
With the "training" in the holographic game, Ji Chenxi got along well with her classmates.
Of course, the snacks of Lao Zhong and his wife and the snacks that Bo Xiuyan asked Ji Chenxi to bring also made great contributions.
In order to allow Ji Chenxi to eat more delicious dim sum, Bai Xiuyan specially added ovens, air fryers and other equipment to the house.
Ji Chenxi studies very hard, no amount of fat and sugar can be broken down.
But Ji Li gained weight again.
Bai Xiuyan looked at the chubby Ji Li and pressed his chest, feeling a little suffocated.
In his previous life, Ji Li died of stomach cancer, so is he going to die of high blood pressure, high blood fat, high blood sugar in this life? !
"Uncle Ji! Uncle Zhong! Aunt Zhong! Don't feed Ji Li anymore!" Bai Xiuyan was like coming home from a business trip, seeing his cat being fed by a group of elders as a shit-shoveling officer who crushed cats and pigs on the kang, his hair They are all going to stand up.
Ji Chenxi: "Next time!"
Old Zhong: "Children should be more solid."
Mrs. Zhong: "You should eat more, Xiaoli is so cute."
Bai Xiuyan took pictures of Ji Li's physical examination report on the table.
The three looked away guiltily.
"Ji Li, if you steal it again, we'll eat takeaway from now on, so you can eat as much junk food as you want!" Bai Xiuyan used his trump card.
How could Ji Li, who was spoiled by Bo Xiuyan's cooking skills, still eat takeaway every day?
He muttered cursing words to Bai Xiuyan, but it was the first time(?) that he lowered his noble head in front of his deadly enemy.
Cannibals have soft mouths but short hands, and the cook can't afford to mess with them.
Ji Li pinched his stomach, well, he should really stop talking.At the very least, don't eat too many high-calorie snacks.Otherwise, what if he will be uglier than Yin Qingze in the future?
He didn't want to become a low profile version of Yin Qingze.
Seeing the medical examination report, Ji Chenxi didn't dare to help Ji Li hide snacks anymore.
He still remembered that Ji Li died of stomach cancer in his previous life.In this life, Ji Li's health is his greatest concern.
Old Zhong and Aunt Zhong couldn't support each other, so they had no choice but to give up.
Although they really think that it doesn't matter if a child is a little fat, isn't that why they haven't smoked yet?Xiao Li will definitely become a handsome guy after drawing the stick.
After solving the problem of Ji Li being fed and becoming overweight, Bai Xiuyan started the next step of his career plan.
He thinks that Ji Li has nothing to do now, eats, sleeps and plays, and continues to eat after playing enough, so he is free.
It's time for Ji Li to get busy.
The battle for the guild territory of the game has not yet started. It is estimated that after the turn of the year, the mainstream players of the game will reach the current full level of [-] before starting the battle for the guild territory.
Players of "Magic Era" will perform a "one turn" at the fortieth level, and can choose a more detailed occupation classification.
For example, knights can choose branches such as violent knights, paladins, and defensive knights.
Reaching the current full level of level [-], you can start camp missions and NPC favorability missions, so that players can get a relatively popular inheritance profession, which is called "second turn".
When most players reach level [-], it is the first golden period of the game.At that time, it was generally believed in the game that the full level was the beginning of the life of the game, and only then could one get in touch with the core gameplay of the game and participate in the historical process of the game.
However, the "first transfer" and "second transfer" are "guaranteed measures" for ordinary players. Players who are lucky or rich can get access to inheritance tasks after the novice period.
For example, Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan have already obtained inheritance professions.After the level is reached, the next inheritance task will be opened to make oneself stronger.
Because the "game progress" of the two has exceeded the current version too much, the two of them seem to be hanging out, and they can't play with other players.
They originally wanted to bring the geniuses in the game and pull out a legendary mercenary team.Who knows that after they join the team, there will be no other people who have nothing to do, but it will limit the growth of others.
So Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan were "exiled" by their president Chu Pengfei.
Chu Pengfei: "You two go play, and come back to be high-end thugs when the gang fights. Anyway, the two of you can make most of the dungeons, so I won't prepare teammates for you. Oh, by the way, here is a game guide .”
The tool men Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan lived in the appearance of NPCs in the game. Except for occasionally taking people to refresh the book and guiding the talented newcomers in the gang, they completely "fooled around" with the NPCs.
They are not busy connecting the prince and the princess every day, helping the knight save the princess, or cooperating with the dragon to find the princess...
What is it all about the princess?The traditional Western Fantasy RG always revolves around the princess, which is really a headache for the two of them.
The game is also quite boring, it's time to make money for the next game.
Most of the money they earned now was given to Chu Pengfei to develop the gang, leaving only 50 for emergency use.
After all, the theme of "Succubus Contract" is too niche, and the monthly sales are getting less and less.Whether it is the development of the gang or the production of holographic games later, they need to make a few more games to save money.
After Ji Li learned that he had to play games, he lay on the sofa like a dead little orange cat.
Ji Li was distraught.He promised to be the rich second generation in this life, why does he still work hard!
"You don't have to work hard." Bai Xiuyan said, "Why don't we wait for Uncle Ji to finish his college entrance examination and then think about making games to make money? It's just that this period of time is a bit boring."
That's right, in fact, the lack of money mentioned above is an excuse. The biggest problem is that the two of them are bored.
As successful people in previous lives, they are used to getting a sense of accomplishment at work.It's just a vacation, who can stand being a salted fish for several months?
They have watched the film and television entertainment works in this life, and played all the fun games, and even "Magic Era" did not give them a lot of novelty.
"I thought this life was just in time for the golden age of "Magic Age", and I should be able to play enough, but I didn't expect it to be not fun at all." Ji Li angrily beat the sofa cushion, "It's not as fun as those broken games at your house!"
"It's not as fun as your broken game." Bai Xiuyan replied without hesitation, "After all, it was a game 20 years ago. It created an era, and many subsequent games continued to improve from the settings it pioneered. . Which is to say, future games will be more interesting than it should be.”
Ji Li was silent.
He thumped the sofa cushion again and sighed deeply.
That's right.The game industry is developing, and the later games are of higher quality than the previous ones. Isn't that a matter of course?What's more, in the future, he and Bai Xiuyan, two geniuses, will compete with each other.
Their era is the era when game designers and game players start to carnival.
"Ah, it's really boring." Ji Li turned over and patted his belly, like a little seal.
Bai Xiuyan said: "Rebirth is so boring."
Ji Li patted his belly again, and said weakly: "It seems that I can only amuse myself by cutting off my own thigh."
Bai Xiuyan showed a shallow smile.He knew that Ji Li would not be idle.
Game designers are hardcore gamers themselves.Now that I have come back from rebirth, I have nothing to play. Apart from playing games by myself, what else can I do to relieve my loneliness?
Enjoy if you can't resist.After Ji Li decided to make a game, he immediately discussed with Bai Xiuyan with great interest how to abuse the player a million times.
Bai Xiuyan was helpless: "Didn't you say that we are going to start creating a world view for our future holographic games?"
Ji Li said: "Dad is still in school, and other people recruited from the Internet can't meet in real life for the time being, and can only adopt the method of remote cooperation. Do you want to exhaust us? Let's just make a small independent game and abuse it." Players, make a little money and build a little word of mouth."
As soon as he talked about the indie game that abuses players, steals money, and builds word of mouth, a light flashed in Bai Xiuyan's head.
He remembered the game he and Ji Li had played when they first confronted each other—meta game.
The so-called "meta game" is a game that breaks the dimensional wall.Game designers will deliberately set up a character similar to a "voice-over" in the game to communicate directly with the player, deepening the player's "sense of substitution".
"Meta-game" is a small method commonly used in all independent stand-alone games, which can increase the player's sense of substitution with relatively few resources.
Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan's first holographic stand-alone game used the method of "meta game".
"Can the non-holographic terminal also be used?" Bai Xiuyan just asked the question, and then he replied, "Yes, it is indeed possible. Breaking the dimensional wall through a screen may give players more novel feelings."
The holographic game has already given players enough sense of substitution, and the shock of the meta game may not be as shocking as it is across the screen.
"Add up your and my bad tastes. I have a good idea." Ji Li got up from the sofa, and hooked his fingers at Bai Xiuyan.
Bai Xiuyan said "I don't have bad tastes", and leaned over expectantly.
"Our new game is called "Fairy Tale Town". This time you are in charge of shaping a beautiful and real world, and I am in charge of shaping the player." Ji Li said with a mean smile, "Our partnership makes the player a villain. "
Ji Li spoke in a cloud of fog, but when Bai Xiuyan heard it, he immediately understood what Ji Li wanted to do.
With a small face, he said seriously and seriously: "Okay. I hope players can learn the truth, goodness and beauty in the games we make. Two-dimensional paper figures also have human rights. Don't indulge your own evil too much. Or is it more than the limit?"
Ji Li said: "It's still a restriction. But this time it's not pure butter, the core of the game's thought is very in line with the correct values of society, and it can also be played on domestic platforms."
Bai Xiuyan realized that Ji Li was going to expand the group of victims: "This time we need a lot of game texts, or only use Quan Donghuang's text? Do you need a translator?"
Ji Li started to have a headache.
With the background of western fairy tales, foreign friends will definitely be able to cheat money.But translation...
It's not that I can't afford a translator, but the translation and proofreading must fall on him and Bai Xiuyan.
I'm only three years old!I don't want to be a social animal!
"Publish it first, and make a language patch if the sales volume is good." Ji Li decided to procrastinate as long as he can. "Donghuang language is one of the most widely used languages in the world. I believe that foreign players will be able to eat raw meat."
Bai Xiuyan: "Yeah." He didn't care.Most of the hands-on mini-games he independently produced didn't have other language patches, and he didn't change them even after being petitioned, because he believed in the players' ability to eat raw meat.
"Go to the guild to catch the strong men, and get ready to start work." Ji Li was gearing up, he couldn't tell at all, just now he was still beating the sofa in grief and anger, yelling that he didn't want to work.
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