Hope the Father Jackie Chan [Rebirth]

Ji Li was not joking.

Now that the construction of the spiritual realm is almost complete, he can free up his hands to play the games he likes, why don't he bully the players quickly?

So after many years, Tianwen Games finally launched another game masterpiece with Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan as the main designers.

A netizen's emoji said that Ji Chenxi cried with her head in her arms, finally no longer having to support the Tianwen game's signboard by herself.

Of course, this is just a joke.Looking at the list of builders of the Spiritual Realm City, the names of Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan are high on it.

A powerful game designer is expropriated by the state, and players can only stand aside.

Now!Our gold medal game designer was finally released by the country!

"Be more precise, you are a dragon-level designer."

"That's right, that's right, we can't wait for when we will issue dragon cards to God Li and God Bai."

"Li Dashen and Bai Dashen don't have dragon cards, it's outrageous."

"Perhaps the higher-ups think that Li Dashen and Bai Dashen haven't made online games yet?"

"Hahaha, you want to play online games, right?"

"Several designers rely on martial arts holographic online games to license, maybe it's really because of this."...

The players were giggling and foolishly bought the new game designed by Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan.

Paravirtual game?Spirit Vision glasses special offer?Still need peripherals?

Never mind, buy it first.

"The Legend of Mountain and Sea Martial Arts"?What a ghost name, it smells like a spoof.

Turn-based?Forget it, the turn-based system is also good for semi-virtual games.

Anyway, the games designed by Li Dashen and Bai Dashen can't be bad, buy, buy, buy.

Many players didn't read the introduction of this game at all, and entered directly.

When they unpacked the box, they were all dumbfounded.

Can anyone tell me why this game still needs to do its own actions?

Oh, "Shan Hai Wu Xia Zhuan" is a fitness game, so it's okay.

It's all right, what a ghost!I don't want to exercise!

Ji Li accepted an online interview and said with a smile in his avatar: "The spiritual world has liberated your souls, but you can't abandon your flesh and body. The real world is your reality. Semi-virtual games are the transition between reality and virtuality. "

Bai Xiuyan said bluntly: "He went out to parties with his friends, and the friends gathered to play games. No one paid any attention to his requests to play bowling, archery, poker, etc. They even laughed at his hobbies for being too dirty, so he decided to take revenge on society."

Reporter: "Which one of you is telling the truth?"

Ji Li: "You guess?"

Players saw this interview, wiped their faces, and continued to place orders for the game.

Isn't it just a fitness game?I happened to be worried about sudden death, so I bought it!

I believe that Li Dashen and Bai Dashen, even if they play fitness games, it must be very fun!

The middle-aged and elderly people who only like to play semi-virtual games, play cards and raise pets in semi-virtual games are also moved.

Ok, ok, games that work out are awesome.

Especially for working people, they want to spread out when they get home, and it is impossible to go to the gym.They looked at the medical report in a daze and shed tears, and then drank the fat house happy water.

Fitness is impossible to exercise, live your own happy and short life, hiccup.

Now!Another way to say that playing games requires fitness is that fitness can be solved by playing games?

Still don't buy it?

In fact, after the appearance of the spirit vision glasses in this world, many people have developed fitness games.

But these fitness games are almost ordinary fitness programs with virtual coaches, and the game playability is not high.

Players opened "The Legend of Mountain and Sea Martial Arts" with great anticipation.The game produced by the two great gods will be very fun, right?

When players open the game interface, the first thing that pops up in the game interface is the ability test.

Strength, speed, agility, flexibility... Then I will give you a root data panel, which looks very martial arts.

Then, the player enters the game.

"You are a traveler from the martial arts world with your own system."

Player: "?" Was it so straightforward from the start?

"This is the world of mountain and sea spiritual pets. You scoff at recovering spiritual pets. You are happy that you can meet more powerful enemies who are invincible all over the world."

Player: "?" A fan game from your own game?

"Now, choose your basic moves and start your journey!"

The player looked at the row of basic fist moves, leg moves, palm moves, and sword moves in front of him...

Uh, it always feels a little weird.But no matter, choose the most handsome one first.

Then, the player had a sore back, a sore back, and leg cramps, lying on the yoga mat and crying.

The plot of the game is very simple. A martial idiot travels to the world of the Mountain and Sea Royal Spirit Master, and begins to fight with powerful pets while going through the plot.

After the player puts on the spirit vision glasses, as long as he does not glance at the place outside the glasses out of the corner of his eye, it is like traveling to a real world physically and physically.

He has to talk to npcs, pick things, climb and jump with light movements, and try out tricks to fight cute and scary pets.

The spirit pet used a claw strike!

The player hit the whip leg and knocked down the spirit pet!

The spirit pet used flame jets!

With one move of Taiji Liangyi hand, the player sends out energy waves to tear apart the flames!

The spirit pet used Rock Avalanche!

The player holds the sword flower in his hand and smashes all the rocks!

player!handsome!

Although the movement has slowed down a hundred times, but I, Donghuang Kung Fu!Awesome!

"Ouch, my old waist." The players groaned on the ground.

The game is very fun, the plot is very interesting, the familiar spirit pets have their familiar agility in their eyes, and the feeling of being their own flesh and body is also very good.

However, it is just too useless player.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"I haven't started fighting with my spiritual pets yet, and I'm exhausted from climbing trees, picking flowers, and swimming."

"Looking at the anchor, the anchor is not playing the same game as me."

"There's a big guy who plays Tai Chi, he's so handsome! I haven't even seen the final boss of Chapter 1, he has already used Tai Chi to throw Qiongqi into the sky!"

"Foreign video sites have been taken over by Donghuang's anchors, and you Donghuang people really know kung fu. jpg."

"Don't talk about it, there are differences between people. My grandfather who practiced Tai Chi sword in the park every day chose the sword method, and killed all directions in the game, and said that's all."

"My grandma is the same. She usually swings the whip in the park, but now she swings the whip in the game, and even got herself a costume of the devil's saint, woo woo woo, good middle school."

"My son wears the vision glasses every day and hums and punches, please form a team. I want to form a team with my son and ask him to take me."

"Yes, please form a team. You can't even pass the first level!"

"The power of the move is linked to the standard of movement and the speed of the move. It is a genius! I suspect that Li Dashen and Bai Dashen want us to practice martial arts among the people!"

"Maybe the aura is really about to recover, so the country asked Li Dashen and Bai Dashen to make this game for all the people to practice martial arts?"

"Upstairs, the courier is here, open the door quickly."

"The prophet's knife is gone, and the upstairs is gone, you are gone."...

Players yelled on the Internet, but the sales of the game did not decrease at all.

This game is known as "a must-have for people with spiritual vision glasses".

You don't have to play games, but don't you want to (cross out) become a martial arts master (cross out) get fit?

With the development of social science and technology, the problem of sub-health will become more and more prominent. The appearance of holographic games makes people more lazy to move.

At this time, a fun fitness game can meet your physical health needs.

Donghuang Traditional Wushu Association issued a special announcement to thank Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan.

The lethality of Donghuang traditional martial arts lies in holding weapons.When traditional martial arts no longer have the need for self-defense, traditional martial arts only have the functions of fitness and performance.

Because the traditional martial arts competition is really bloody, and if you don’t fight it, it’s like rhythmic gymnastics. The evaluation is all subjective, making it difficult to promote.

This time, "The Legend of Mountain and Sea Martial Arts" produced by Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan promotes traditional martial arts, and makes people in Donghuang start to be interested in traditional martial arts. The successors of major martial arts halls and martial arts schools also have considerable income—even if it is a game The anchor, the income is also good.

"Shanhai Wuxia Biography" announced the list of consultants.

In order to make this game well, Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan almost harassed all the famous traditional martial arts inheritors, spending money to let them design the game moves.So the movements in these games are real martial arts routines.

Useful or not, they are really cool.

When a martial arts star broadcasts an online game, the game breaks the circle again.

After he cleared the highest difficulty level, he actually turned on the timely battle mode.

In the timely battle, his sword shines like a rainbow, and the virtual live broadcast and real live broadcast are split-screen simultaneously, and his movements are so chic, as if a real ancient swordsman has stepped out.

After taking off his spirit vision glasses, the martial arts star smiled and said, "I suggest actors who take on martial arts dramas to have fun with this game, so that your demeanor will be much better when you are filming. Of course, the actions are all based on substitutes and cutouts. except for those."

The martial arts star has made a name for himself and doesn't care about offending people.

As soon as he said this, the map bombarded a group of people, attracting fans of many traffic stars to explode this kind of entertainment industry. Because of his "carrying goods", the sales of "Shan Hai Wu Xia Zhuan" surged again, and overseas sales Keep doubling.

In terms of "flow", this martial arts star is the origin of many foreigners' "Donghuang Kung Fu Dream".

The idol brought the goods, and said that you can learn kung fu by playing games, so hurry up and buy it!

Ouch, my old waist...

The cries of pain in the waist and legs that hurt everywhere spread from Donghuang to foreign countries.

The players were pained and happy, and remembered the interview with Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan.

They now believe that Li Dashen played this game because he wanted to take revenge on the society.

Look at my waist, my legs, my arms and my back!Do you believe that this is not revenge on society!

Woohoo, I also want to clear the most difficult mode, and then open the real-time combat mode.

Kungfu is really cool, I want to be a martial arts master.

Hum ha ha!

The players scolded and complained about which bastards stimulated Li Dashen while playing.

Look what good you guys have done!

Others made a holographic martial arts game to realize their martial arts dream, but the terrifying Li Dashen actually moved martial arts to the real world!It was our lovely pet baby who was beaten!

The streaked man formed a group.

The crowd was silent.

After a long time, someone said weakly: "The group of friends who said that Li Dashentu is here, can't it be us?"

The squad leader said: "It's not us, it's the highlights and the hairstyle of playing cards."

The dyed man: "Could it be that Li Dashen and Bai Dashen are venting their anger on their children?"

At this time, someone said: "Why don't you believe that Li Dashen and Bai Dashen are Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan? I used to go to elementary school with Ji Li and Bai Xiuyan. At that time, we all firmly believed in this, How come you don't believe it when you grow up?"

The crowd was silent.