Hope the Father Jackie Chan [Rebirth]
Chapter 96 2 more in 1
Because of their marriage, Bai Xiuyan and Ji Li specially made a love fitness adventure game for everyone.
Is there such a good thing?Who doesn't say that the twin babies are mighty!
We need such a fitness game!
This "welfare" love game has several story branches to choose from according to different sexual orientations and genders. Players can buy according to their preferences regardless of their sexual orientation.
Of course, it is not impossible for you to experience sex change.
The main plot of the story is simple.
Your lover is about to die trying to save you, and Yuelao who turned into a rabbit appears, and you know that you and your lover are two guys with two iron heads that cannot be controlled by the red line.
You are not in the marriage book in every life, but you will fall in love every time you meet, your fate will cut off your red line in every life, and you will be lonely for the rest of your life in every life.
This is the tenth life, you are still so stubborn, Yue Lao can't stand it anymore.
Yuelao gave your soul the power to travel through time and space.Your soul is attached to your past self, collecting the broken red thread for life, and blending the ends of the thread together to renew the relationship between you and your lover in this life.
If the red line of fate can be completed, your lover will be safe and sound, and you can finally be together in this lifetime.
After reading the introduction, the players wondered if they could change the past.
The answer is yes.
Asking is a parallel world.
If the player can continue the fate directly in the past, the red line can also be collected.
Ji Chenxi wondered, "We didn't plan for a happy ending. The endings of previous lives were all tragedies."
Ji Li said: "Yes, I designed it."
Ji Chenxi was curious: "Really? I didn't find it when I tested it."
Ji Li said: "It's very simple, just die for love at the beginning. They died together at the moment they fell in love, and they were buried in the same grave after death... Oh, it hurts, dad, why did you hit me?"
Ji Chenxi relaxed and beat Ji Li's head: "Your name is HE? Your name is HE?"
Ji Li's head exploded: "Why isn't the dead same hole called HE? Don't hit him, don't hit him, your son is going to be stupid."
Yin Qingze, who was about to experience the new game, had a stiff expression: "Is there really no way to HE in the previous life?"
Bai Xiuyan said: "Ji Li even said that it can't be done. Of course, we blocked all the roads when we designed the game. According to the value of the game option 'deep relationship and shallow relationship', when the friendship is the deepest and we can just be together Suicide is indeed the ending with the longest red line."
Yin Qingze took a deep breath: "This is your wedding anniversary game, why is it all tragic?"
"The past life is the past life, and this life is this life. Sacrifice the marriages of the previous nine generations in exchange for a happy life in this life." Bai Xiuyan said, "Ji Li said that."
Ji Li passed by with a headshot, "No, what I'm saying is that the previous life doesn't care about us. Oh, dad, really stop beating, the child will be stupid."
Yin Qingze doubts that in life.
What kind of son did he and Ji Chenxi have?Ji Li's personality is neither like him nor Ji Chenxi, and of course he is not like the previous generation.
Is this the magic of genetic variation?
Yin Qingze said: "I feel that the players will make trouble."
Bai Xiuyan said: "I feel the same way."
Ji Li, who passed by again with his head in his arms, said: "Just make trouble, if it's not fun, just don't unlock the story of other characters. I set up to clear a character first before opening all other characters to purchase, lest they impulsively buy all the other characters. The characters are all bought."
Ji Chenxi pulled Ji Li into his arms, and while punching Ji Li's Tianling Gai with his fist, he said, "Then you won't be scolded too badly?"
Ji Li was pressed into the arms of Ji Chenxi, and he still wanted to say: "Dad, you like to play games where you will be scolded, why do you care so much about being scolded?"
Ji Chenxi: "..."
Ji Chenxi lifted Ji Li up.
Ji Li: "Oh, dad, I was wrong, I was really wrong."
Yin Qingze took one step back, two steps back, pulled Bo Xiuyan all the way back to the door, and closed the door intimately.
Yin Qingze breathed a sigh of relief: "Chenxi is in a bad mood just because of the last game and was scolded by the overseas game media for a long review."
Bai Xiuyan said: "Ji Li saw it, that's why he flirted."
Ji Li just owed his mouth and hands.
"But after Uncle Ji has vented his anger, he will definitely be much happier." Bai Xiuyan added.
Yin Qingze looked at Bai Xiuyan with a half-smile, "What was your name just now, Chen Xi?"
Bai Xiuyan: "..."
He turned his head slightly, and hooked his fingers hanging on both sides of his trouser legs: "Dad, Dad."
Yin Qingze said: "Although the wedding hasn't been held yet, and the red envelope hasn't been changed for you, it's time for you to change your mouth from now on."
"Well, good." Bai Xiuyan paused, then whispered, "Father?"
Yin Qingze said: "You should be the same as Xiao Li, call me Daddy or Daddy."
The blush spread from Bai Xiuyan's ears to his cheeks.
Yin Qingze laughed and said: "Can't you call it out? No, you must call it that way. How long have we been a family?"
Bai Xiuyan's lips moved, he lowered his head and said, "Father."
"Good." Yin Qingze smiled and patted Bai Xiuyan on the shoulder.
"Ouch, I'm calling you daddy."
"Xiu Yan, hurry up and call Dad again!"
The gap in the door widened, and two furry heads emerged.
Bai Xiuyan took a step back and took a deep breath: "Are you finished?"
Ji Li got out from the crack of the door: "What are you talking about? How could my dad hit me? Right? Dad?"
"Yes." Ji Chenxi said with a smile, "Quick, call Dad again."
Bai Xiuyan said helplessly, "Father."
After calling out once, it is not difficult to call out a second time.
Yin Qingze looked at the smirk on Ji Chenxi's face, his eyelids trembled.
He was wrong.
Ji Li is not a genetic mutation, unlike anyone else.Ji Liming is very much like Ji Chenxi after he let himself go.
"Speaking of the wedding, Dad, Dad, how are the preparations for the wedding going? Show me." Ji Li hooked Bai Xiuyan's shoulder and hung it on Bai Xiuyan's body.
Bai Xiuyan is quite used to bearing Ji Li's weight.
His "evolution" into a strong man like Ji Chenxi is just around the corner (impossible).
"I made some plans, let's take a look!" Yin Qingze said immediately.
The family stopped talking about work, and went into the house to discuss the wedding together.
A few months passed and the game was released.
The players happily installed the new game on the Lingshi glasses, read the instruction manual at the speed of light, followed the novice tutorial to master the basic operations, and then began to choose a character that matched their gender and sexuality to start the "strategy".
Of course, there are also players who don't want to have a serious relationship, just like experiencing life with different sexual orientations.
For example, some men choose the Lily route, and some women choose the Tanmei route.
"Master Lei Xiao, you actually came to the live broadcast?"
"Didn't you ask questions every day? Haven't you played this game?"
"Damn it, it's a live Thunder Bear!"...
Lei Xiao, whose face has become more mature, smiled at the audience: "I'm not in the game design team of "Red Line". Today is the first time I play this game."
Lei Xiao is still a rookie, and now he is just operating the game with other seniors.
Occasionally, he would live broadcast his own games to earn some extra money, and by the way, he would promote Tianwen Games.
Shang Xuezhen from the Public Relations Department has been trying to recruit Lei Xiao under her command, but it's a pity that Lei Xiaozhi is not here.
"Thank you for the leader's gift...Huh? Let me play a female character and follow the BG route?" Lei Xiao laughed, "It's not easy to substitute. Alright, alright, I'll play the BG female character route."
Lei Xiao pondered, the BG route for playing female characters is also good.
I heard from my colleagues that the plot of this game is a bit knife.His abuse point is a bit low, and it would be too embarrassing to worry about crying when playing games.
Lei Xiao not only chose a female character, but also carefully selected a character and plot that he would never bring into the plot of his previous life-a story about a super soft girl and five big and three rough generals.
Lei Xiao put on the Spirit Vision Glasses and looked down, trembling all over, with goosebumps all over his body.
This waist, these legs, and these arms are worthy of a soft girl, as thin as a bamboo pole.
At the beginning of the plot, players have already learned that they need to find the red line.
According to the setting, the player's time travel is not quite like a real time travel, but she in that era has an extra memory from the future.
She learned that what she was about to face was not so much crossing the golden finger, but rather similar to the "rebirth" and "book passing" golden finger.
Lei Xiao named Ruan girl Xiaoruan.
Xiao Ruan woke up and found that he had an extra memory, and was so frightened that he wiped his tears.
Obviously, she didn't think she would like the general who looked like a bear at all.
Xiao Ruan heard from others that this bear-like general is a monster who can eat children.
Xiao Ruan, who lives deep in her boudoir, firmly believes in such rumors that are nothing but brains.
Xiao Ruan is the daughter of a civil servant, and she is not on the same side as General Xiong.
She thought that the dream was just a dream, and she would not have any intersection with General Xiong.
But suddenly one day, the city was destroyed and her home was destroyed, and she was rescued by General Xiong on the way to escape.
Lei Xiao complained: "What an old-fashioned plot."
Old fashioned but useful.Why can a bridge section use "old-fashioned"?That means the masses love it.
Heroes save the beauty, no matter when it is a romantic thing.
Xiao Ruan was immediately overwhelmed by General Xiong's demeanor.But General Xiong only thinks she is a burden. Although he saved her, he doesn't like her.
Xiao Ruan remembered the "prophecy" in her memory.
General Xiong will gather the stragglers, fight back the capital, and return it to the fleeing emperor.
After that, he will be given death by the emperor, and he will be separated from himself forever.
Xiao Ruan didn't dare to say outrageous words, so he asked General Xiong politely: "Aren't you afraid of your achievements?"
General Xiong raised his eyelids lazily: "I'm afraid."
Xiao Ruan thought that General Xiong would say a lot of words of loyalty and patriotism, but he didn't expect General Xiong to be so straightforward.
"Then, then you..." Xiao Ruan asked, "How do you want to get out?"
General Xiong said, "I didn't think so."
Xiao Ruan: "..." Are you a fool?
General Xiong scratched his head: "Squeeze the war, welcome back the Holy One, and let the world settle down again. Let's talk about it. The merits are great, and I will be disarmed and returned to the fields when the time comes. Should I?"
Xiao Ruan: "..." You are not even sure!
Xiao Ruan, who had sharpened his edges and corners during the escape, thought angrily, this big fool is really useless.
I still have to save her!
There are not many feelings born in secret, but Xiao Ruan firmly believes that the grace of saving life must be repaid.
And how could such a good person as a big fool be killed by the emperor?
Xiao Ruan didn't know what he could do.She sang and danced in the general's camp to relieve the general's anxiety; she learned how to mend clothes and battle armor, and helped the general manage food and manpower with the housekeeping skills she learned from home; she practiced archery quietly, hoping to protect herself. Don't let the general worry too much.
Gradually, Xiao Ruan became the chief housekeeper in the army, and all the money was dispatched by her.
General Xiong also changed from disgust and affection to dependence and respect.
What is the player doing wearing the vision glasses at this time?
The player dances, the player shoots the arrow, and the player jumps and leads the non-combatants in the army to avoid the enemy's attack.
Lei Xiao was terribly tired.
Especially dancing.
The dancing moves are gradual.The first dance only repeats one movement, and each subsequent dance has one more movement, getting more and more tired.
Tianwen seems to have expected that there will be a large number of men who will choose female numbers, so the dance moves look good when the men dance.
Apart from being tired, there are no disadvantages.
Playing around, Lei Xiao seemed to have forgotten that he was playing a soft girl account, and that the other party was "her" "lover".
There is almost no love talk between the hero and heroine, and they get along more and more like colleagues and friends.General Xiong looked at Xiaoruan without any emotion or desire.
They just spend more and more time alone, talk more and more about family affairs when getting along, and think of each other more and more.
So many people in the back directly called Mrs. General Xiaoruan, but they didn't refute.
Are you in love?
should not.They hadn't even kissed on the lips.
Not in love?
Not quite.Both of them slept in the same tent, although nothing happened.
"When the emperor is welcome back, I will disarm and return to the fields." General Xiong said to Xiao Ruan on the eve of victory, "I don't say it in court, I just run. Then the emperor can't stop me."
Xiao Ruan nodded vigorously: "Yeah, let's run together!"
General Xiong smiled and said, "Okay."
Lei Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.His options seemed right.
The sky is big and the earth is big, and the outside is also in chaos.As long as the general left and went overseas or beyond the Great Wall, the emperor would have nothing to do with the general.
The game story has entered the final stage.
Lei Xiao showed a relaxed smile.
Until Xiao Ruan returned to his father who ran away with the emperor, and was taken into the palace by his father to face the holy, he was locked up.Lei Xiao's smile disappeared.
General Xiong was betrayed by people around him, and the emperor had already learned that General Xiong was leaving, and he wanted to deal with General Xiong at the palace banquet—the life-and-death friendship along the way, after they settled down, could not compare to glory and wealth.
What's more, if General Xiong sneaks away, the people around him may be punished and even lose their lives.
The emperor knew that Xiao Ruan was the recognized general's wife.They left Xiao Ruan in the palace, and let General Xiong enter the palace in the name of bestowing a marriage. General Xiong would definitely enter the palace.
Xiao Ruan was forced to put on a gorgeous palace dress, and waited for General Xiong to enter the trap as a bait.
In the final outcome, Xiao Ruan escaped to the city gate relying on the people in the palace not daring to kill her and the skill she honed during her military career.
The city gates were closed and she had nowhere to go.
She turned her head and glanced at her father who advised her to leave the city gate, and danced with a wave of her sleeves.
Yiwu's heart was broken, and the mountains and rivers never met again.
Xiao Ruan jumped, and a lung-piercing roar sounded in his ears.
Lei Xiao danced the last dance and returned to modern times holding the broken red thread.
The plot is so corny.
The hero saves the beauty, and the beauty and the hero accompany the army; the general's achievements are overwhelming, and the beauty is caught as a bait.
Finally, there is a stunning dance and a poignant dance.
Lei Xiao squatted on the ground and cried uncontrollably.
"Ahhhhhhhhh my little soft, what are you dancing! Waiting for your husband to lead the troops to come in! Even if you die, let the dog emperor die together!"
"Why! The plot is so old-fashioned! I'm still so sad!"
"Why is this! Audience, why do you say this!"
The audience said in the bullet screen that their bystanders cried too early than Lei Xiao.
Lei Xiao wants to dance and escape, and the emotional substitution is not very fast.
From the perspective of the audience, there has always been a cute little girl, who has grown up step by step for the hero she admires.
When the little girl was locked up, they had already anticipated the ending and started crying ahead of time.
"So, why on earth is this! Why can the bosses write such an old-fashioned story so touching! I can't take it anymore, I'm going to be stabbed to death!
Some viewers wiped their tears and said, because there are too many details about getting along with each other.
That night, Lei Xiao was not the only one crying like a dog.
Many players cried like dogs because of different stories.
They summed it up, this time the stories of the past life and the present life are very old-fashioned and bloody.
It's either life or death, but that's all.
Neither of them was wrong in their relationship, but both couldn't be together for some clichéd reasons.
For example, the words of the matchmaker ordered by the parents, for example, if both parties have national hatred and family hatred, for example, one party dies suddenly in battle or given to death, for example, someone is seriously ill, for example, suffering from chaos...
Especially in times of chaos, wanting a complete love is simply impossible.
There is a girl who plays male number to tease girls, and the past life she went to happened to be in a troubled world.
The former romantic talent and the famous Jiangnan courtesan are about to starve to death, and the woman sells her own weeds.
The woman said: "Sell me, I can live, and so can you and your child."
The man said: "Then our family will be slaves, okay? Our family is still together."
The woman said: "No. You are a scholar. As long as you live through this breath, you can raise your child and become a scholar. If you are a slave, our children will be slaves for generations. You take the money to live , Live well, remember where I am, come to redeem me when the time comes, and our family will have the hope of being reunited."
So the two made an agreement.
The female player thinks that this ending is probably because the man took the money and left, and after taking his son to become famous, he couldn't find the woman, or the woman was dead.
What she didn't expect was that when the man got the money, he was blocked by a group of refugees following him. He broke his legs and snatched the money away.
The talented man who was once famous all over the world died of excessive blood loss.
Their young son is still hiding in the grass outside the city, waiting tremblingly for his parents to come back...
The female player clutched her chest, spurting out a mouthful of blood.
I'm crazy!Although I saw someone following behind, I didn't realize it was a money grabber at all!
Can you stop being so real with a broken game!
Seeing the complaints from the players, Ji Li compared (^-^)V: "Fitness requires sweating a lot to be effective. Everyone can go and weigh it. It is definitely very effective in weight loss."
The players clutched their hearts.
Yeah, but the weight lost was the weight of the tears I shed.
You a fitness game, why should you be a knife player?We sweat and weep at the same time, it’s so pretty when we’re crying and bouncing around, isn’t it?
Shouldn't your wedding anniversary game make players laugh together?
Or do you feel happy when you see players cry?
Li Dashen and Bai Dashen, I will never call you national baby gods anymore!Not as bad as you babies!
The players hugged their knees and wept bitterly.
Hand cramps, leg cramps, back pain, abdominal muscles seem to be splitting, and eyes are swollen and painful.
Playing a fitness game hurts and hurts, and I don't want to stop.
If I don't collect all the red threads and complete the continuation of this life, am I being abused for nothing? !
So the players gritted their teeth, supported their waists and stood up, continuing to sway and exercise.
I must clear all past lives to make my daughter/son happy in this life!
Mom/Dad worked hard!
"Uh, why are there so many more parents than wives and husbands?" Ji Li was puzzled, "Isn't the person I portrayed Su? Why don't they fall in love?"
Bai Xiuyan pointed to the explanation post and said, "They said, it's too cruel, and love can't be talked about."
Ji Li despises: "A bunch of weak scum."
Bai Xiuyan was helpless: "You have hired a psychologist to be your adviser. It's really not the fault of the player being too weak."
The master said that if you want to be empathetic, don't choose fancy stories.The more old-fashioned and bloody the story, the more in line with the people's liking.
The master said that eachother is prone to embarrassment and drama after the player brings the character into the body, so the content of the game is best to be accompanied by a warm and gentle flow of water to paralyze the vigilance of the player, and then the ending should be heroic, tragic, and catch the player by surprise.
The master said that the player's character must have a growth line. If the character becomes better for this relationship, the player will like the character even if he does not substitute the character himself, and feel sorry for the death of the character.
The master finally said, must die!One dies, or both die!Even if we are separated from each other, we have to write about the scene where they each miss looking for each other and both of them die of old age!
How can death shock people!
Ji Li thinks the master is right.
Bai Xiuyan hired the master as a special consultant for Tianwen game.
Having achieved the achievement of player abuse of body and mind, Ji Li felt at ease.
Satisfied, when he went to work, he found that the people in the company looked at him with resentful eyes.
Some people's eyes are swollen like light bulbs.
Ji Li scratched his head: "No way, no way? Have you been abused by your own game?"
Lei Xiaoyou complained: "Boss, isn't it normal for us to be abused by our own game?"
Ji Li said: "You guys have been abused by your own game, so go play the game and get it back from the player. Why are you wailing at me?"
Lei Xiao: "..."
Is Tianwen's corporate culture so terrifying?
Ji Li said: "Hurry up, hurry up, if anyone makes a game that can break the defense of the players, I will leave him a complete branch line in "Shan Hai Ji Yuan" to do it."
Tianwen's game designers cheered up immediately.
"Really, really?"
"A whole branch line, can I write about anyone? I want to write about Xuanyuan's ancestor!"
"I'm different, I'm going to write side stories for 'dead' player vests."
"Isn't it just a knife? Who can't do it anymore."
"I cleared "Red Line" as soon as possible, and personally experienced how to make a knife in a plain and old-fashioned plot."
"The essence of the knife is to make the players mentally prepare for 'it must be like this'. You can't feed shi, but you have to be poignant, heroic, and die well."
"Start the liver!"
……
Bai Xiuyan raised his forehead: "Didn't you say that you have finished abusing the players?"
Ji Li was puzzled and said, "Heaven asks other game designers, what does it have to do with me, Ji Li?"
Bai Xiuyan: "..."
Is there such a good thing?Who doesn't say that the twin babies are mighty!
We need such a fitness game!
This "welfare" love game has several story branches to choose from according to different sexual orientations and genders. Players can buy according to their preferences regardless of their sexual orientation.
Of course, it is not impossible for you to experience sex change.
The main plot of the story is simple.
Your lover is about to die trying to save you, and Yuelao who turned into a rabbit appears, and you know that you and your lover are two guys with two iron heads that cannot be controlled by the red line.
You are not in the marriage book in every life, but you will fall in love every time you meet, your fate will cut off your red line in every life, and you will be lonely for the rest of your life in every life.
This is the tenth life, you are still so stubborn, Yue Lao can't stand it anymore.
Yuelao gave your soul the power to travel through time and space.Your soul is attached to your past self, collecting the broken red thread for life, and blending the ends of the thread together to renew the relationship between you and your lover in this life.
If the red line of fate can be completed, your lover will be safe and sound, and you can finally be together in this lifetime.
After reading the introduction, the players wondered if they could change the past.
The answer is yes.
Asking is a parallel world.
If the player can continue the fate directly in the past, the red line can also be collected.
Ji Chenxi wondered, "We didn't plan for a happy ending. The endings of previous lives were all tragedies."
Ji Li said: "Yes, I designed it."
Ji Chenxi was curious: "Really? I didn't find it when I tested it."
Ji Li said: "It's very simple, just die for love at the beginning. They died together at the moment they fell in love, and they were buried in the same grave after death... Oh, it hurts, dad, why did you hit me?"
Ji Chenxi relaxed and beat Ji Li's head: "Your name is HE? Your name is HE?"
Ji Li's head exploded: "Why isn't the dead same hole called HE? Don't hit him, don't hit him, your son is going to be stupid."
Yin Qingze, who was about to experience the new game, had a stiff expression: "Is there really no way to HE in the previous life?"
Bai Xiuyan said: "Ji Li even said that it can't be done. Of course, we blocked all the roads when we designed the game. According to the value of the game option 'deep relationship and shallow relationship', when the friendship is the deepest and we can just be together Suicide is indeed the ending with the longest red line."
Yin Qingze took a deep breath: "This is your wedding anniversary game, why is it all tragic?"
"The past life is the past life, and this life is this life. Sacrifice the marriages of the previous nine generations in exchange for a happy life in this life." Bai Xiuyan said, "Ji Li said that."
Ji Li passed by with a headshot, "No, what I'm saying is that the previous life doesn't care about us. Oh, dad, really stop beating, the child will be stupid."
Yin Qingze doubts that in life.
What kind of son did he and Ji Chenxi have?Ji Li's personality is neither like him nor Ji Chenxi, and of course he is not like the previous generation.
Is this the magic of genetic variation?
Yin Qingze said: "I feel that the players will make trouble."
Bai Xiuyan said: "I feel the same way."
Ji Li, who passed by again with his head in his arms, said: "Just make trouble, if it's not fun, just don't unlock the story of other characters. I set up to clear a character first before opening all other characters to purchase, lest they impulsively buy all the other characters. The characters are all bought."
Ji Chenxi pulled Ji Li into his arms, and while punching Ji Li's Tianling Gai with his fist, he said, "Then you won't be scolded too badly?"
Ji Li was pressed into the arms of Ji Chenxi, and he still wanted to say: "Dad, you like to play games where you will be scolded, why do you care so much about being scolded?"
Ji Chenxi: "..."
Ji Chenxi lifted Ji Li up.
Ji Li: "Oh, dad, I was wrong, I was really wrong."
Yin Qingze took one step back, two steps back, pulled Bo Xiuyan all the way back to the door, and closed the door intimately.
Yin Qingze breathed a sigh of relief: "Chenxi is in a bad mood just because of the last game and was scolded by the overseas game media for a long review."
Bai Xiuyan said: "Ji Li saw it, that's why he flirted."
Ji Li just owed his mouth and hands.
"But after Uncle Ji has vented his anger, he will definitely be much happier." Bai Xiuyan added.
Yin Qingze looked at Bai Xiuyan with a half-smile, "What was your name just now, Chen Xi?"
Bai Xiuyan: "..."
He turned his head slightly, and hooked his fingers hanging on both sides of his trouser legs: "Dad, Dad."
Yin Qingze said: "Although the wedding hasn't been held yet, and the red envelope hasn't been changed for you, it's time for you to change your mouth from now on."
"Well, good." Bai Xiuyan paused, then whispered, "Father?"
Yin Qingze said: "You should be the same as Xiao Li, call me Daddy or Daddy."
The blush spread from Bai Xiuyan's ears to his cheeks.
Yin Qingze laughed and said: "Can't you call it out? No, you must call it that way. How long have we been a family?"
Bai Xiuyan's lips moved, he lowered his head and said, "Father."
"Good." Yin Qingze smiled and patted Bai Xiuyan on the shoulder.
"Ouch, I'm calling you daddy."
"Xiu Yan, hurry up and call Dad again!"
The gap in the door widened, and two furry heads emerged.
Bai Xiuyan took a step back and took a deep breath: "Are you finished?"
Ji Li got out from the crack of the door: "What are you talking about? How could my dad hit me? Right? Dad?"
"Yes." Ji Chenxi said with a smile, "Quick, call Dad again."
Bai Xiuyan said helplessly, "Father."
After calling out once, it is not difficult to call out a second time.
Yin Qingze looked at the smirk on Ji Chenxi's face, his eyelids trembled.
He was wrong.
Ji Li is not a genetic mutation, unlike anyone else.Ji Liming is very much like Ji Chenxi after he let himself go.
"Speaking of the wedding, Dad, Dad, how are the preparations for the wedding going? Show me." Ji Li hooked Bai Xiuyan's shoulder and hung it on Bai Xiuyan's body.
Bai Xiuyan is quite used to bearing Ji Li's weight.
His "evolution" into a strong man like Ji Chenxi is just around the corner (impossible).
"I made some plans, let's take a look!" Yin Qingze said immediately.
The family stopped talking about work, and went into the house to discuss the wedding together.
A few months passed and the game was released.
The players happily installed the new game on the Lingshi glasses, read the instruction manual at the speed of light, followed the novice tutorial to master the basic operations, and then began to choose a character that matched their gender and sexuality to start the "strategy".
Of course, there are also players who don't want to have a serious relationship, just like experiencing life with different sexual orientations.
For example, some men choose the Lily route, and some women choose the Tanmei route.
"Master Lei Xiao, you actually came to the live broadcast?"
"Didn't you ask questions every day? Haven't you played this game?"
"Damn it, it's a live Thunder Bear!"...
Lei Xiao, whose face has become more mature, smiled at the audience: "I'm not in the game design team of "Red Line". Today is the first time I play this game."
Lei Xiao is still a rookie, and now he is just operating the game with other seniors.
Occasionally, he would live broadcast his own games to earn some extra money, and by the way, he would promote Tianwen Games.
Shang Xuezhen from the Public Relations Department has been trying to recruit Lei Xiao under her command, but it's a pity that Lei Xiaozhi is not here.
"Thank you for the leader's gift...Huh? Let me play a female character and follow the BG route?" Lei Xiao laughed, "It's not easy to substitute. Alright, alright, I'll play the BG female character route."
Lei Xiao pondered, the BG route for playing female characters is also good.
I heard from my colleagues that the plot of this game is a bit knife.His abuse point is a bit low, and it would be too embarrassing to worry about crying when playing games.
Lei Xiao not only chose a female character, but also carefully selected a character and plot that he would never bring into the plot of his previous life-a story about a super soft girl and five big and three rough generals.
Lei Xiao put on the Spirit Vision Glasses and looked down, trembling all over, with goosebumps all over his body.
This waist, these legs, and these arms are worthy of a soft girl, as thin as a bamboo pole.
At the beginning of the plot, players have already learned that they need to find the red line.
According to the setting, the player's time travel is not quite like a real time travel, but she in that era has an extra memory from the future.
She learned that what she was about to face was not so much crossing the golden finger, but rather similar to the "rebirth" and "book passing" golden finger.
Lei Xiao named Ruan girl Xiaoruan.
Xiao Ruan woke up and found that he had an extra memory, and was so frightened that he wiped his tears.
Obviously, she didn't think she would like the general who looked like a bear at all.
Xiao Ruan heard from others that this bear-like general is a monster who can eat children.
Xiao Ruan, who lives deep in her boudoir, firmly believes in such rumors that are nothing but brains.
Xiao Ruan is the daughter of a civil servant, and she is not on the same side as General Xiong.
She thought that the dream was just a dream, and she would not have any intersection with General Xiong.
But suddenly one day, the city was destroyed and her home was destroyed, and she was rescued by General Xiong on the way to escape.
Lei Xiao complained: "What an old-fashioned plot."
Old fashioned but useful.Why can a bridge section use "old-fashioned"?That means the masses love it.
Heroes save the beauty, no matter when it is a romantic thing.
Xiao Ruan was immediately overwhelmed by General Xiong's demeanor.But General Xiong only thinks she is a burden. Although he saved her, he doesn't like her.
Xiao Ruan remembered the "prophecy" in her memory.
General Xiong will gather the stragglers, fight back the capital, and return it to the fleeing emperor.
After that, he will be given death by the emperor, and he will be separated from himself forever.
Xiao Ruan didn't dare to say outrageous words, so he asked General Xiong politely: "Aren't you afraid of your achievements?"
General Xiong raised his eyelids lazily: "I'm afraid."
Xiao Ruan thought that General Xiong would say a lot of words of loyalty and patriotism, but he didn't expect General Xiong to be so straightforward.
"Then, then you..." Xiao Ruan asked, "How do you want to get out?"
General Xiong said, "I didn't think so."
Xiao Ruan: "..." Are you a fool?
General Xiong scratched his head: "Squeeze the war, welcome back the Holy One, and let the world settle down again. Let's talk about it. The merits are great, and I will be disarmed and returned to the fields when the time comes. Should I?"
Xiao Ruan: "..." You are not even sure!
Xiao Ruan, who had sharpened his edges and corners during the escape, thought angrily, this big fool is really useless.
I still have to save her!
There are not many feelings born in secret, but Xiao Ruan firmly believes that the grace of saving life must be repaid.
And how could such a good person as a big fool be killed by the emperor?
Xiao Ruan didn't know what he could do.She sang and danced in the general's camp to relieve the general's anxiety; she learned how to mend clothes and battle armor, and helped the general manage food and manpower with the housekeeping skills she learned from home; she practiced archery quietly, hoping to protect herself. Don't let the general worry too much.
Gradually, Xiao Ruan became the chief housekeeper in the army, and all the money was dispatched by her.
General Xiong also changed from disgust and affection to dependence and respect.
What is the player doing wearing the vision glasses at this time?
The player dances, the player shoots the arrow, and the player jumps and leads the non-combatants in the army to avoid the enemy's attack.
Lei Xiao was terribly tired.
Especially dancing.
The dancing moves are gradual.The first dance only repeats one movement, and each subsequent dance has one more movement, getting more and more tired.
Tianwen seems to have expected that there will be a large number of men who will choose female numbers, so the dance moves look good when the men dance.
Apart from being tired, there are no disadvantages.
Playing around, Lei Xiao seemed to have forgotten that he was playing a soft girl account, and that the other party was "her" "lover".
There is almost no love talk between the hero and heroine, and they get along more and more like colleagues and friends.General Xiong looked at Xiaoruan without any emotion or desire.
They just spend more and more time alone, talk more and more about family affairs when getting along, and think of each other more and more.
So many people in the back directly called Mrs. General Xiaoruan, but they didn't refute.
Are you in love?
should not.They hadn't even kissed on the lips.
Not in love?
Not quite.Both of them slept in the same tent, although nothing happened.
"When the emperor is welcome back, I will disarm and return to the fields." General Xiong said to Xiao Ruan on the eve of victory, "I don't say it in court, I just run. Then the emperor can't stop me."
Xiao Ruan nodded vigorously: "Yeah, let's run together!"
General Xiong smiled and said, "Okay."
Lei Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.His options seemed right.
The sky is big and the earth is big, and the outside is also in chaos.As long as the general left and went overseas or beyond the Great Wall, the emperor would have nothing to do with the general.
The game story has entered the final stage.
Lei Xiao showed a relaxed smile.
Until Xiao Ruan returned to his father who ran away with the emperor, and was taken into the palace by his father to face the holy, he was locked up.Lei Xiao's smile disappeared.
General Xiong was betrayed by people around him, and the emperor had already learned that General Xiong was leaving, and he wanted to deal with General Xiong at the palace banquet—the life-and-death friendship along the way, after they settled down, could not compare to glory and wealth.
What's more, if General Xiong sneaks away, the people around him may be punished and even lose their lives.
The emperor knew that Xiao Ruan was the recognized general's wife.They left Xiao Ruan in the palace, and let General Xiong enter the palace in the name of bestowing a marriage. General Xiong would definitely enter the palace.
Xiao Ruan was forced to put on a gorgeous palace dress, and waited for General Xiong to enter the trap as a bait.
In the final outcome, Xiao Ruan escaped to the city gate relying on the people in the palace not daring to kill her and the skill she honed during her military career.
The city gates were closed and she had nowhere to go.
She turned her head and glanced at her father who advised her to leave the city gate, and danced with a wave of her sleeves.
Yiwu's heart was broken, and the mountains and rivers never met again.
Xiao Ruan jumped, and a lung-piercing roar sounded in his ears.
Lei Xiao danced the last dance and returned to modern times holding the broken red thread.
The plot is so corny.
The hero saves the beauty, and the beauty and the hero accompany the army; the general's achievements are overwhelming, and the beauty is caught as a bait.
Finally, there is a stunning dance and a poignant dance.
Lei Xiao squatted on the ground and cried uncontrollably.
"Ahhhhhhhhh my little soft, what are you dancing! Waiting for your husband to lead the troops to come in! Even if you die, let the dog emperor die together!"
"Why! The plot is so old-fashioned! I'm still so sad!"
"Why is this! Audience, why do you say this!"
The audience said in the bullet screen that their bystanders cried too early than Lei Xiao.
Lei Xiao wants to dance and escape, and the emotional substitution is not very fast.
From the perspective of the audience, there has always been a cute little girl, who has grown up step by step for the hero she admires.
When the little girl was locked up, they had already anticipated the ending and started crying ahead of time.
"So, why on earth is this! Why can the bosses write such an old-fashioned story so touching! I can't take it anymore, I'm going to be stabbed to death!
Some viewers wiped their tears and said, because there are too many details about getting along with each other.
That night, Lei Xiao was not the only one crying like a dog.
Many players cried like dogs because of different stories.
They summed it up, this time the stories of the past life and the present life are very old-fashioned and bloody.
It's either life or death, but that's all.
Neither of them was wrong in their relationship, but both couldn't be together for some clichéd reasons.
For example, the words of the matchmaker ordered by the parents, for example, if both parties have national hatred and family hatred, for example, one party dies suddenly in battle or given to death, for example, someone is seriously ill, for example, suffering from chaos...
Especially in times of chaos, wanting a complete love is simply impossible.
There is a girl who plays male number to tease girls, and the past life she went to happened to be in a troubled world.
The former romantic talent and the famous Jiangnan courtesan are about to starve to death, and the woman sells her own weeds.
The woman said: "Sell me, I can live, and so can you and your child."
The man said: "Then our family will be slaves, okay? Our family is still together."
The woman said: "No. You are a scholar. As long as you live through this breath, you can raise your child and become a scholar. If you are a slave, our children will be slaves for generations. You take the money to live , Live well, remember where I am, come to redeem me when the time comes, and our family will have the hope of being reunited."
So the two made an agreement.
The female player thinks that this ending is probably because the man took the money and left, and after taking his son to become famous, he couldn't find the woman, or the woman was dead.
What she didn't expect was that when the man got the money, he was blocked by a group of refugees following him. He broke his legs and snatched the money away.
The talented man who was once famous all over the world died of excessive blood loss.
Their young son is still hiding in the grass outside the city, waiting tremblingly for his parents to come back...
The female player clutched her chest, spurting out a mouthful of blood.
I'm crazy!Although I saw someone following behind, I didn't realize it was a money grabber at all!
Can you stop being so real with a broken game!
Seeing the complaints from the players, Ji Li compared (^-^)V: "Fitness requires sweating a lot to be effective. Everyone can go and weigh it. It is definitely very effective in weight loss."
The players clutched their hearts.
Yeah, but the weight lost was the weight of the tears I shed.
You a fitness game, why should you be a knife player?We sweat and weep at the same time, it’s so pretty when we’re crying and bouncing around, isn’t it?
Shouldn't your wedding anniversary game make players laugh together?
Or do you feel happy when you see players cry?
Li Dashen and Bai Dashen, I will never call you national baby gods anymore!Not as bad as you babies!
The players hugged their knees and wept bitterly.
Hand cramps, leg cramps, back pain, abdominal muscles seem to be splitting, and eyes are swollen and painful.
Playing a fitness game hurts and hurts, and I don't want to stop.
If I don't collect all the red threads and complete the continuation of this life, am I being abused for nothing? !
So the players gritted their teeth, supported their waists and stood up, continuing to sway and exercise.
I must clear all past lives to make my daughter/son happy in this life!
Mom/Dad worked hard!
"Uh, why are there so many more parents than wives and husbands?" Ji Li was puzzled, "Isn't the person I portrayed Su? Why don't they fall in love?"
Bai Xiuyan pointed to the explanation post and said, "They said, it's too cruel, and love can't be talked about."
Ji Li despises: "A bunch of weak scum."
Bai Xiuyan was helpless: "You have hired a psychologist to be your adviser. It's really not the fault of the player being too weak."
The master said that if you want to be empathetic, don't choose fancy stories.The more old-fashioned and bloody the story, the more in line with the people's liking.
The master said that eachother is prone to embarrassment and drama after the player brings the character into the body, so the content of the game is best to be accompanied by a warm and gentle flow of water to paralyze the vigilance of the player, and then the ending should be heroic, tragic, and catch the player by surprise.
The master said that the player's character must have a growth line. If the character becomes better for this relationship, the player will like the character even if he does not substitute the character himself, and feel sorry for the death of the character.
The master finally said, must die!One dies, or both die!Even if we are separated from each other, we have to write about the scene where they each miss looking for each other and both of them die of old age!
How can death shock people!
Ji Li thinks the master is right.
Bai Xiuyan hired the master as a special consultant for Tianwen game.
Having achieved the achievement of player abuse of body and mind, Ji Li felt at ease.
Satisfied, when he went to work, he found that the people in the company looked at him with resentful eyes.
Some people's eyes are swollen like light bulbs.
Ji Li scratched his head: "No way, no way? Have you been abused by your own game?"
Lei Xiaoyou complained: "Boss, isn't it normal for us to be abused by our own game?"
Ji Li said: "You guys have been abused by your own game, so go play the game and get it back from the player. Why are you wailing at me?"
Lei Xiao: "..."
Is Tianwen's corporate culture so terrifying?
Ji Li said: "Hurry up, hurry up, if anyone makes a game that can break the defense of the players, I will leave him a complete branch line in "Shan Hai Ji Yuan" to do it."
Tianwen's game designers cheered up immediately.
"Really, really?"
"A whole branch line, can I write about anyone? I want to write about Xuanyuan's ancestor!"
"I'm different, I'm going to write side stories for 'dead' player vests."
"Isn't it just a knife? Who can't do it anymore."
"I cleared "Red Line" as soon as possible, and personally experienced how to make a knife in a plain and old-fashioned plot."
"The essence of the knife is to make the players mentally prepare for 'it must be like this'. You can't feed shi, but you have to be poignant, heroic, and die well."
"Start the liver!"
……
Bai Xiuyan raised his forehead: "Didn't you say that you have finished abusing the players?"
Ji Li was puzzled and said, "Heaven asks other game designers, what does it have to do with me, Ji Li?"
Bai Xiuyan: "..."
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