Played by the devil in the palm of his hand

Sure enough, after this move, the thief screamed in pain, and as soon as he let go of his fingers, the switchblade fell into Xu Chi's hand.

Xu Chi took the knife, pressed his hand, gesticulated twice on the thief's finger, and said with a sneer, "I heard that the little finger is cut off if the thief is caught? Do you want me to let you experience it? A tradition from your ancestors?"

The thief was scared out of his wits, trembling all over, unable to speak, "Don't, don't, I'll return everything to you, hero, please forgive me!"

Xu Chi raised his hand and punched him, "Also, apologize to me."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The thief hastily took out the wallet and the blueprints he took from the inner pocket of the windbreaker, and presented them to Xu Chi respectfully, "It's my eyes that don't know Mount Tai, damn it!"

Lingya stood not far away and stared at this side. Seeing that Xu Chi was having fun beating the thief, he didn't bother him.

His cell phone rang suddenly, and the ringtone was very low amidst the noise. Ling Ya paid attention to Xu Chi's place from the corner of his eye, to prevent accidents, while answering the phone.

"Good evening, master."

"...well, yes, I'm with him."

"Gift?"

Jun Ye said: "Yes, let's insinuate what he wants, and make it a little more concealed."

Lingya suddenly realized that if he remembered correctly, it would be Xu Chi's birthday soon.

Lingya couldn't help being surprised by his master's personality. He was full of resentment, prepared a large box of props, and waited for Xu Chi's return, while carefully preparing birthday gifts in advance. Is this scary or gentle?

Jun Ye gave a few more instructions and hung up the phone.

Over there, Xu Chi also came back with his wallet. While wrenching his knuckles, he said half-jokingly, "Catching thieves in the downtown area, can you give me a pennant of being a good citizen?"

Thinking of Jun Ye's entrustment just now, Lingya immediately took out a small notebook and a signature pen, and asked seriously, "What style of pennant do you like?"

Xu Chi:? ? ?

After some civilized and friendly exchanges, Lingya was surprised to find that Xu Chi didn't really want the pennant, so he continued to follow Xu Chi silently, staring at him, and recorded in his heart what he had seen and touched. , Asked about every item.

In the end, he came to a conclusion that the gift Xu Chi wanted was nothing but a gun.

But isn’t it too unromantic to give firearms as gifts on birthdays? It’s not as good as a pennant, at least the color is very festive.

On the second day after returning from the night market, Ling Ya didn't see Xu Chi for the whole morning, and it wasn't until the afternoon when he went to the study to report his thoughts to Jun Ye that he saw him lying on the couch playing with his mobile phone with a bitter expression on his face. The sad eyes seemed to have been ravaged so much.

When discussing birthday presents, it was inconvenient for the person involved to be present, so Jun Ye prepared to dismiss Xu Chi, and smiled, "Baby, can you go to the conference room to get a document for me?"

Xu Chi rolled his eyes, "You will order me around, what document?"

"Orange file box, number 307."

Xu Chi reluctantly got up from the sofa slowly, slowly, slowly, and then walked out of the study slowly, slowly, slowly.

Jun Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry: Sure enough, I did a little too much last night.

After Xu Chi left, Ling Ya talked to Jun Ye about what he had seen and heard.

Jun Ye thought for a while, "You don't think it's romantic to give a gun, do you? I think it's secondary to the romance and the occasion to give a gift. The most important thing is to do what you like."

This is not at all like the words of a person who had a candlelight dinner for Xu Chi's birthday and even wanted to give him a diamond ring for the first time. .

Lingya said cautiously: "You are right, but I feel that the pennant..."

"So I decided to give him something related to firearms."

Probably because Lingya and Xu Chi are humans in that world. Jun Ye prefers to discuss private matters with Lingya. He rested his elbows on the table, clasped his slender fingers, and mused: "To be honest, I want to see it again. once."

Lingya didn't understand for a moment, "What do you mean?"

"I want to see him acting like a baby to me again."

At this point, Jun Ye finally confessed his evil purpose. Whatever birthday or gift, they were just pawns in his unscrupulous plan.

Xu Chi's soft words, deliberate pitiful eyes, and racking his brains to please are what he really wants.

Lingya was startled by this dark and cruel reality. He was stunned for a few seconds before he spoke carefully, "But, I'm afraid it's not easy. The book of coquettishness has been encrypted by Mr. Xu Chi, and it has been renamed "Emergency Life-Saving Strategy" Book", probably he will only use this weapon in times of crisis."

"I know." Jun Ye smiled calmly, and Yan Ya even saw the shadow of the devil from that elegant smile, and he said slowly: "There is no fish that cannot be caught with bait, as long as the bait is attractive enough."

Lingya felt a slight chill on his back, and could not help but mourn for Xu Chi in his heart: Mr. Xu Chi, while there is still time, hurry up and read your emergency manual by heart.

However, our poor Mr. Xu Chi did not receive the warning signal from the cliff. He has just entered the holiday and is still in a very happy period. The next few days will be the same as before. Come home and get fucked' happy life.

Slowly, the days passed day by day, and finally it was Xu Chi's birthday.

Early in the morning, Xu Chi was called to the fourth floor of the main house. He rarely went to that floor, and he didn't know which play Jun Ye sang this early in the morning.He has already remembered through the reminder on his mobile phone that today is his birthday, and he is still praying silently in his heart that he will not be allowed to participate in any kind of greasy candlelight dinner, morning light breakfast, or starlight supper.

He went up the stairs, turned around a corridor, and saw Jun Ye standing in front of a door, looking at him leisurely.

Seeing him coming, Jun Ye looked at him tenderly and said softly, "Happy birthday, baby."

"Thank you, what kind of surprise are you planning to do?"

Xu Chi walked over curiously and looked at the door behind him.

He didn't come up to the fourth floor often, so he didn't know what was on this floor.

Jun Ye smiled, "It was originally intended to be your birthday present."

He opened the door with the key and pushed it open, allowing Xu Chi to see the whole picture inside.

Xu Chi looked inside casually, his eyes froze immediately, stuck inside and couldn't move away.He even couldn't help taking a step forward, raised his right hand slightly, and said, "Wow——"

I saw that this room is more than 80 square meters, and the walls inside are all glass display cabinets. There are several rectangular display shelves in the center of the room. The exhibits range from pistols: Glock, Colt, Ruger, Desert Eagle... to Rifles: AK47, M16, FAMAS... to sniper rifles: M200, R93, etc...

All types of guns are available, and Xu Chi even saw a mortar howitzer - this is a small arsenal.

Xu Chi raised his hand tremblingly, pointed inside, and stuttered a little excitedly: "Is this, this, really all given to me?"

Jun Ye: Well, the fish is hooked.

He put the room key in his jacket pocket, pretending to be indifferent: "I really wanted to give it to you before, but..."

He made a fool of himself on purpose, Xu Chi was a little anxious, "But what?"

"Rewards are for good children. Do you think you have performed well enough recently?"

"Uh……"

He messed up an important task, and he still refused to repent. He ran out every day and didn't come back until eleven or twelve o'clock...

Xu Chi said shamelessly: "I think it's okay, I didn't cause any trouble."

"..." Jun Ye deliberately teased him, "But I think you've been a little too presumptuous recently. As a punishment, I want to take back the gift."

"Fuck, how can you be like this?!"

Seeing Jun Ye's face darken, Xu Chi quickly stopped talking, and said in an embarrassing way: "Okay, I admit that I've been a little casual recently, but today is my birthday, so can't you accommodate me once?"

Jun Ye glanced at him, "What do you mean?"

Xu Chi collected himself and flipped through the strategy manual he had memorized in his mind.He took two steps towards Jun Ye, reached out and hugged his waist vaguely, raised his head slightly, looked at him without blinking, and said softly, "Give it to me, I want..."

The first step of the strategy: have ambiguous but not excessive physical contact with the other party, such as hugging.

Step [-]: Looking at each other for a long time, even if it doesn't mean anything, it will make the other person feel kind.

Step [-]: Slow down your voice, lower your attitude, and abandon your dignity.

Jun Ye couldn't help laughing, but the arc of the smile was well controlled, very secretive, and basically invisible.

He could feel Xu Chi's hand on his waist, tightening it slightly. Although it was separated by several layers of clothes, he could feel the warm touch, especially this kind of active contact, which made people feel sweet. .

Jun Ye lowered his head and admired Xu Chi's eyes, and then... he felt Xu Chi's hand sneaking into his pocket, trying to get the key to the armory.

Jun Ye: "..."

He knew that Xu Chi would not be honest even if he acted like a baby.

Jun Ye held his hand calmly, then took out the key, and waved it in front of his eyes, "Well, do something to please me, and it will be yours."

Xu Chi was taken aback.

Do something to please him, maybe ask him to do a striptease in the hallway? !

No, no, there must be a better way.

Xu Chi stared at Jun Ye in a daze, his gaze subconsciously fell on the thin lips of the other's beautiful shape and color, and then, as if he had been bewitched, he raised his head and kissed him lightly.

Jun Ye opened his eyes slightly, apparently he didn't expect Xu Chi to kiss him actively. At that moment, his consciousness wandered off for a few seconds, and all his attention was placed on the place where his lips touched, which was as soft as flower petals.

Immediately afterwards, Xu Chi snatched the key from him with lightning speed, took two steps back quickly, and leaned his back against the wall.

He swiftly put the key in his pocket, and looked at Jun Ye complacently, "It's mine!"

Jun Ye shook his head dumbfounded, and subconsciously touched the lips that were kissed just now with his fingertips—well, this is not a bad thing.

Xu Chixin, who got the 'Dream Love Bank' happily spent the whole day in the gun store, and didn't come out until night.

Then he received a birthday present from Rock Cliff. When he held it in his hand, Xu Chi felt that it didn't feel right in his hands. He unpacked it, and a pennant with fiery red fabric and golden tassels appeared in his field of vision. He really cried spirits.

Xu Chi: This... what is it?