Played by the devil in the palm of his hand
Chapter 136: 2 Degrees
Xu Chi's double 叒叕 became smaller again, and because the area in contact with the egg liquid was too large, the unintelligent self-healing ability regarded this power as a major injury, and passively triggered the BUG-level magical skill-life hanging by a thread.
The two forces merged with each other, and a wonderful chemical reaction took place, directly turning Xu Chi into a... two-year-old baby.
Chris was scared out of his wits, and rushed over to hug little Xu Chi, crying and crying, "Brother Xu Chi! Brother Xu Chi! Are you okay? Wow, wow, how did you become so small?!"
Xu Chi gritted his milky white baby teeth hard, and he was almost out of breath, "You...you still have the face to cry! One day I will kill you!"
Jun Ye, who came after hearing the news, took Xiao Xuchi away, and before leaving, he gave Chris, who was crying and lying on the ground and picking up the broken eggshells, an appreciative look.
Chris: Whoa whoa whoa... I really didn't mean to!
Jun Ye put the little Xu Chi who looked like a glutinous rice dumpling on the big bed in the bedroom, and stood a few steps away to look at him carefully.
The bed itself was big. Compared with Xu Chi's two-year-old body, it was so big that it had no sides. It was very interesting.
Xu Chi gave him a sad look, twisted his limbs and crawled into the bed, and got under the quilt, never wanting to talk to anyone again.
His heart is bitter, wow wow wow wow wow cool.
Jun Ye laughed dumbfoundedly, walked over and sat by the bed.Xu Chitai was leaning on the bed, and Jun Ye couldn't reach him with his hand, so he had to gently persuade: "Don't be angry, won't you be able to change back in a few days, what's there to be angry about?"
Xu Chi said in a muffled voice, "It's easy for you to say, the knife didn't cut you, so of course you don't feel any pain!"
He now speaks with a strong milky air, a feeling of a child imitating an adult, very funny.
Jun Ye couldn't help laughing, Xu Chi heard him laugh, and angrily lifted the quilt, his face was gloomy, "You remembered something happy again?!"
Jun Ye said truthfully, "No, this time I think you are really funny."
"..."
Xu Chi Chuli was furious, he rushed over like a hungry tiger, opened his small mouth and bit Jun Ye's hand hard with his deciduous teeth, and shook his head fiercely, trying to bite off a piece of meat from him.
However, the imagination is full and the reality is very skinny. With Xu Chi's current bite strength, let alone biting off a piece of meat, it is difficult to even break the skin and see blood.
Jun Ye picked him up and patted his head, "Okay, stop making trouble, are you hungry, do you want to make you a cup of milk powder?"
Xu Chi gritted his teeth and scolded, "How dare you!"
Jun Ye shrugged indifferently, there was nothing he dared to do.Xu Chi is like this now, walking unsteadily, his little hands are soft and weak, biting people does not hurt, the lethality is basically zero, and the deterrence is negative. The only sure way to kill is to kill the opponent.
If it wasn't for fear of making Xu Chi really angry, Jun Ye would have prepared a pink feeding bottle for him.
Of course, the baby bottle didn't come in handy in the end, because Xu Chi was over two years old now, long past the age when he needed milk powder.
However, the daily milk still has to keep up. Jun Ye specially found two infant nutritionists to formulate a daily recipe for Xu Chi, trying to raise him fat, healthy and healthy.
But as Chris said, Xu Chi is recovering, not growing up.The changes in his body are only related to the disappearance of the power of the dragon egg, and it doesn't matter what he eats and uses every day.
Do you think Jun Ye doesn't know this?No, no, he knew very well that he was just using the excuse of being good for Xu Chi to indulge his addiction to raising children.
The closets of clothes that had tortured Xu Chi's body and trampled on Xu Chi's dignity before were taken out again, and together with a dozen or so newly made clothes, they ruined Xu Chi from top to bottom.
After a lot of tossing, Jun Ye got twelve gigabytes of photos in the hard drive, and Xu Chi felt like he was about to die.
When Xu Chi returned to normal again, the time had already entered the early winter, and the manor ushered in the first snow of the year.It was snowing heavily, and the goose-feather-like snowflakes floated all night without sleep, but there was no wind, and even the air was not cold, so although the snow fell magnificently, it was very gentle, like the warm snow in ancient times. Behemoth.
Xu Chi felt this chill in his sleep early in the morning. The white snow reflected the morning light and shone in through the gorgeous curtains.
He yawned, lifted the quilt and got out of bed, pushed open the glass door, and walked to the terrace.
Jun Ye had already woken up, dressed neatly at this time, standing in front of the white jade railing, admiring the snow scene outside.
Xu Chi followed his gaze, and saw that the outside was covered in silver, with dazzling white flowers, and the thick pine and cypress branches were drooping down under the weight of the thick snow, and the air was filled with a refreshing smell.
Jun Ye turned around and smiled at him, and handed him a cup of hot coffee, "Good morning, baby."
"Morning..." Xu Chi stretched his waist, took the coffee from Jun Ye, and took two sips. The strong aroma of coffee immediately awakened his nerves.
Xu Chi was holding a warm coffee cup in his hand, but his skin felt the coolness from the snowy sky, and the small molecules like ice crystals fell on his body, feeling cool.
Looking at the snow in the distance, he couldn't help sighing: "This year's snow is so beautiful."
"Really?" Jun Ye looked at him, "It's like this every year."
Maybe the snow scene is the same, but the people who enjoy the view will change.In the past, when Xu Chi saw the snow, he would only think about which place could be disguised as a trap, which place was easy to be ambushed, and there were all kinds of unromantic things.
But now everything is fine, the gunpowder smoke on Xu Chi's body is gradually dissipating, and he can finally calm down and enjoy the beautiful scenery like a normal person.
Jun Ye smiled at him, "If you like snow, I won't let them clean it up this year, and save it for you to enjoy the scenery."
Xu Chi finished his coffee in one gulp, and said with great interest, "Okay."
After lunch, when Xu Chi was strolling in the garden to digest his food, he saw that the snow scene of the manor was really well preserved, only the central main road open to traffic was cleaned, the surrounding paths and the courtyard were still covered with snow, and there were people walking on it. There are footprints all over the place, and the untouched place is like a perfect white blanket.
Xu Chi heard the commotion in the forest in front of him from a distance, and when he got closer, it turned out that Chris was leading a few guards to have a snowball fight, and it was quite lively.
Chris was hit by a fluffy snowball and his face was covered with snow. After wiping his face clean, he saw Xu Chi and quickly raised his hand to say hello, "Brother Xu Chi, are you here for a snowball fight?"
As soon as Xu Chi saw him, old and new hatred rushed into his heart. As the saying goes, enemies are extremely jealous when they meet, but Xu Chi is different. When he meets an enemy, he wants to make him popular.
Xu Chi sneered twice, "Okay, let's fight blood."
Then Chris watched helplessly as Xu Chi filled a football-sized snowball with a brick, raised one hand and walked towards him step by step.
Chris backed away in horror, and quickly waved for the guards to escort him. At the same time, he took out a miniature loudspeaker from nowhere, and shouted to Xu Chi like an expert negotiator:
"Brother Xu Chi, calm down, impulsiveness is the devil, put down the weapon in your hand, kill for a while, and your loved ones will cry!"
Xu Chi gritted his teeth and said with a ruthless smile, "Today I will let you know what two lines of blood are!"
As soon as the words fell, Xu Chi had already picked up the lethal weapon in his hand - the enhanced version of the snowball, aimed at Chris's head and smashed it.
Chris yelled, rolled and crawled to hide behind the big tree, the snowball slammed on the tree trunk, the snowflakes splashed, and a hole was smashed in the rough bark.
Chris opened his eyes wide in horror, and kept yelling, "No, no, Brother Xu Chi, I just accidentally turned you into a child, so I won't kill you?!"
Xu Chi snorted and sneered, while squeezing the snowball hard into ice cubes, he said, "Is it just a child? I just want to smash you into reincarnation today!"
While speaking, Xu Chi had quickly created a bunch of ice hockey pucks and threw them out continuously.
Xu Chi was worthy of being a former mercenary, he was tough enough to fight in any battle, a fist-sized hockey puck slammed at our poor Chris like a Gatling, scaring him out of his wits and knocking him out of his wits.
"Help! Help me! Whoah!"
Captain Chris hurriedly asked for help from his team members, but his loyal subordinates were either hiding behind trees, hiding under rocks for ornamental purposes, or even lying in the snow with their hands crossed on their chests. Closing your eyes and pretending to be dead? !
Xu Chi's snowball fight was too fierce, who would dare to come forward?Other people's snowball fights are full of joy and laughter, but Xu Chi's snowball fights are full of blood!
If you touch it, you will die!
Like a rabbit, Chris fled quickly in the woods. Xu Chi's snowball hit him precisely like a missile. Chris tripped and fell headfirst into the snowdrift.
This somersault made him sober: now fleeing is death, planning is also death, anyway, it is death, it is better to die like a man!
So Chris rose up and resisted. He opened his hands and grabbed two snowballs, and rushed towards Xu Chi.
He raised his arms like a warrior about to throw a grenade, with great momentum and firm eyes.At this moment, he is no longer a weak supporter, no longer a slave who succumbs to power!With the chant of heroes, he, Chris, stood up!The next second, he fell down!Dropped a standard dog eating shit!
Xu Chi: "..."
I have never seen this kind of injury to the enemy by [-] and self-destruction of [-].
Chris's resistance stopped here, but the snowball in his hand inherited the behest of his ancestors, and because of the force of inertia, he let go and flew straight out.
Coincidentally, Jun Ye passed by on the road next to him, and that blind snowball slammed towards the supreme leader of the world.
Chris showed a terrified expression like the oil painting "The Scream". Xu Chi reacted the fastest and rushed to Jun Ye with lightning speed. With a wave of his arm, he slapped the snowball away.
Jun Ye laughed dumbly, "Why are you so nervous, isn't it just a snowball?"
Xu Chi lowered his eyes, patted the snow on his sleeves, and muttered in a low voice, "I don't want it to hit you."
Jun Ye was taken aback for a moment, and then more smiles appeared in his eyes, "Because you love me?"
"Your mother's words! I don't care about you." Xu Chi leaned over to pick up a ball of snow, squeezed it tightly with his palm, pointed to Chris who was hiding behind a tree in the distance, and said harshly: "Where are you?" Wait!"
Looking at the back of his hairy head, Jun Ye couldn't help but be fascinated: With Xu Chi's temperament, he might never say I love you to him in his life, but Jun Ye can tell from the various incidents of getting along with each other that Xu Chi loves him.
He took Xu Chi's arm, smiled softly and said, "Okay, don't argue with him anymore, do you want me to build a snowman with you?"
Xu Chi thought for a while, then nodded, "Okay, put Chris inside."
Jun Ye: "..."
The two forces merged with each other, and a wonderful chemical reaction took place, directly turning Xu Chi into a... two-year-old baby.
Chris was scared out of his wits, and rushed over to hug little Xu Chi, crying and crying, "Brother Xu Chi! Brother Xu Chi! Are you okay? Wow, wow, how did you become so small?!"
Xu Chi gritted his milky white baby teeth hard, and he was almost out of breath, "You...you still have the face to cry! One day I will kill you!"
Jun Ye, who came after hearing the news, took Xiao Xuchi away, and before leaving, he gave Chris, who was crying and lying on the ground and picking up the broken eggshells, an appreciative look.
Chris: Whoa whoa whoa... I really didn't mean to!
Jun Ye put the little Xu Chi who looked like a glutinous rice dumpling on the big bed in the bedroom, and stood a few steps away to look at him carefully.
The bed itself was big. Compared with Xu Chi's two-year-old body, it was so big that it had no sides. It was very interesting.
Xu Chi gave him a sad look, twisted his limbs and crawled into the bed, and got under the quilt, never wanting to talk to anyone again.
His heart is bitter, wow wow wow wow wow cool.
Jun Ye laughed dumbfoundedly, walked over and sat by the bed.Xu Chitai was leaning on the bed, and Jun Ye couldn't reach him with his hand, so he had to gently persuade: "Don't be angry, won't you be able to change back in a few days, what's there to be angry about?"
Xu Chi said in a muffled voice, "It's easy for you to say, the knife didn't cut you, so of course you don't feel any pain!"
He now speaks with a strong milky air, a feeling of a child imitating an adult, very funny.
Jun Ye couldn't help laughing, Xu Chi heard him laugh, and angrily lifted the quilt, his face was gloomy, "You remembered something happy again?!"
Jun Ye said truthfully, "No, this time I think you are really funny."
"..."
Xu Chi Chuli was furious, he rushed over like a hungry tiger, opened his small mouth and bit Jun Ye's hand hard with his deciduous teeth, and shook his head fiercely, trying to bite off a piece of meat from him.
However, the imagination is full and the reality is very skinny. With Xu Chi's current bite strength, let alone biting off a piece of meat, it is difficult to even break the skin and see blood.
Jun Ye picked him up and patted his head, "Okay, stop making trouble, are you hungry, do you want to make you a cup of milk powder?"
Xu Chi gritted his teeth and scolded, "How dare you!"
Jun Ye shrugged indifferently, there was nothing he dared to do.Xu Chi is like this now, walking unsteadily, his little hands are soft and weak, biting people does not hurt, the lethality is basically zero, and the deterrence is negative. The only sure way to kill is to kill the opponent.
If it wasn't for fear of making Xu Chi really angry, Jun Ye would have prepared a pink feeding bottle for him.
Of course, the baby bottle didn't come in handy in the end, because Xu Chi was over two years old now, long past the age when he needed milk powder.
However, the daily milk still has to keep up. Jun Ye specially found two infant nutritionists to formulate a daily recipe for Xu Chi, trying to raise him fat, healthy and healthy.
But as Chris said, Xu Chi is recovering, not growing up.The changes in his body are only related to the disappearance of the power of the dragon egg, and it doesn't matter what he eats and uses every day.
Do you think Jun Ye doesn't know this?No, no, he knew very well that he was just using the excuse of being good for Xu Chi to indulge his addiction to raising children.
The closets of clothes that had tortured Xu Chi's body and trampled on Xu Chi's dignity before were taken out again, and together with a dozen or so newly made clothes, they ruined Xu Chi from top to bottom.
After a lot of tossing, Jun Ye got twelve gigabytes of photos in the hard drive, and Xu Chi felt like he was about to die.
When Xu Chi returned to normal again, the time had already entered the early winter, and the manor ushered in the first snow of the year.It was snowing heavily, and the goose-feather-like snowflakes floated all night without sleep, but there was no wind, and even the air was not cold, so although the snow fell magnificently, it was very gentle, like the warm snow in ancient times. Behemoth.
Xu Chi felt this chill in his sleep early in the morning. The white snow reflected the morning light and shone in through the gorgeous curtains.
He yawned, lifted the quilt and got out of bed, pushed open the glass door, and walked to the terrace.
Jun Ye had already woken up, dressed neatly at this time, standing in front of the white jade railing, admiring the snow scene outside.
Xu Chi followed his gaze, and saw that the outside was covered in silver, with dazzling white flowers, and the thick pine and cypress branches were drooping down under the weight of the thick snow, and the air was filled with a refreshing smell.
Jun Ye turned around and smiled at him, and handed him a cup of hot coffee, "Good morning, baby."
"Morning..." Xu Chi stretched his waist, took the coffee from Jun Ye, and took two sips. The strong aroma of coffee immediately awakened his nerves.
Xu Chi was holding a warm coffee cup in his hand, but his skin felt the coolness from the snowy sky, and the small molecules like ice crystals fell on his body, feeling cool.
Looking at the snow in the distance, he couldn't help sighing: "This year's snow is so beautiful."
"Really?" Jun Ye looked at him, "It's like this every year."
Maybe the snow scene is the same, but the people who enjoy the view will change.In the past, when Xu Chi saw the snow, he would only think about which place could be disguised as a trap, which place was easy to be ambushed, and there were all kinds of unromantic things.
But now everything is fine, the gunpowder smoke on Xu Chi's body is gradually dissipating, and he can finally calm down and enjoy the beautiful scenery like a normal person.
Jun Ye smiled at him, "If you like snow, I won't let them clean it up this year, and save it for you to enjoy the scenery."
Xu Chi finished his coffee in one gulp, and said with great interest, "Okay."
After lunch, when Xu Chi was strolling in the garden to digest his food, he saw that the snow scene of the manor was really well preserved, only the central main road open to traffic was cleaned, the surrounding paths and the courtyard were still covered with snow, and there were people walking on it. There are footprints all over the place, and the untouched place is like a perfect white blanket.
Xu Chi heard the commotion in the forest in front of him from a distance, and when he got closer, it turned out that Chris was leading a few guards to have a snowball fight, and it was quite lively.
Chris was hit by a fluffy snowball and his face was covered with snow. After wiping his face clean, he saw Xu Chi and quickly raised his hand to say hello, "Brother Xu Chi, are you here for a snowball fight?"
As soon as Xu Chi saw him, old and new hatred rushed into his heart. As the saying goes, enemies are extremely jealous when they meet, but Xu Chi is different. When he meets an enemy, he wants to make him popular.
Xu Chi sneered twice, "Okay, let's fight blood."
Then Chris watched helplessly as Xu Chi filled a football-sized snowball with a brick, raised one hand and walked towards him step by step.
Chris backed away in horror, and quickly waved for the guards to escort him. At the same time, he took out a miniature loudspeaker from nowhere, and shouted to Xu Chi like an expert negotiator:
"Brother Xu Chi, calm down, impulsiveness is the devil, put down the weapon in your hand, kill for a while, and your loved ones will cry!"
Xu Chi gritted his teeth and said with a ruthless smile, "Today I will let you know what two lines of blood are!"
As soon as the words fell, Xu Chi had already picked up the lethal weapon in his hand - the enhanced version of the snowball, aimed at Chris's head and smashed it.
Chris yelled, rolled and crawled to hide behind the big tree, the snowball slammed on the tree trunk, the snowflakes splashed, and a hole was smashed in the rough bark.
Chris opened his eyes wide in horror, and kept yelling, "No, no, Brother Xu Chi, I just accidentally turned you into a child, so I won't kill you?!"
Xu Chi snorted and sneered, while squeezing the snowball hard into ice cubes, he said, "Is it just a child? I just want to smash you into reincarnation today!"
While speaking, Xu Chi had quickly created a bunch of ice hockey pucks and threw them out continuously.
Xu Chi was worthy of being a former mercenary, he was tough enough to fight in any battle, a fist-sized hockey puck slammed at our poor Chris like a Gatling, scaring him out of his wits and knocking him out of his wits.
"Help! Help me! Whoah!"
Captain Chris hurriedly asked for help from his team members, but his loyal subordinates were either hiding behind trees, hiding under rocks for ornamental purposes, or even lying in the snow with their hands crossed on their chests. Closing your eyes and pretending to be dead? !
Xu Chi's snowball fight was too fierce, who would dare to come forward?Other people's snowball fights are full of joy and laughter, but Xu Chi's snowball fights are full of blood!
If you touch it, you will die!
Like a rabbit, Chris fled quickly in the woods. Xu Chi's snowball hit him precisely like a missile. Chris tripped and fell headfirst into the snowdrift.
This somersault made him sober: now fleeing is death, planning is also death, anyway, it is death, it is better to die like a man!
So Chris rose up and resisted. He opened his hands and grabbed two snowballs, and rushed towards Xu Chi.
He raised his arms like a warrior about to throw a grenade, with great momentum and firm eyes.At this moment, he is no longer a weak supporter, no longer a slave who succumbs to power!With the chant of heroes, he, Chris, stood up!The next second, he fell down!Dropped a standard dog eating shit!
Xu Chi: "..."
I have never seen this kind of injury to the enemy by [-] and self-destruction of [-].
Chris's resistance stopped here, but the snowball in his hand inherited the behest of his ancestors, and because of the force of inertia, he let go and flew straight out.
Coincidentally, Jun Ye passed by on the road next to him, and that blind snowball slammed towards the supreme leader of the world.
Chris showed a terrified expression like the oil painting "The Scream". Xu Chi reacted the fastest and rushed to Jun Ye with lightning speed. With a wave of his arm, he slapped the snowball away.
Jun Ye laughed dumbly, "Why are you so nervous, isn't it just a snowball?"
Xu Chi lowered his eyes, patted the snow on his sleeves, and muttered in a low voice, "I don't want it to hit you."
Jun Ye was taken aback for a moment, and then more smiles appeared in his eyes, "Because you love me?"
"Your mother's words! I don't care about you." Xu Chi leaned over to pick up a ball of snow, squeezed it tightly with his palm, pointed to Chris who was hiding behind a tree in the distance, and said harshly: "Where are you?" Wait!"
Looking at the back of his hairy head, Jun Ye couldn't help but be fascinated: With Xu Chi's temperament, he might never say I love you to him in his life, but Jun Ye can tell from the various incidents of getting along with each other that Xu Chi loves him.
He took Xu Chi's arm, smiled softly and said, "Okay, don't argue with him anymore, do you want me to build a snowman with you?"
Xu Chi thought for a while, then nodded, "Okay, put Chris inside."
Jun Ye: "..."
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