Played by the devil in the palm of his hand
Chapter 25 The Heart of a Straight Man of Steel
The next morning at 06:30, when Xu Chi woke up, he found that his body was much better, and the pain didn't hurt much.He untied his pajamas and looked in the mirror. The pink welts on his upper body also disappeared a lot, leaving only faint traces.
But the spanking on the buttocks was a bit serious, and I'm afraid it won't go away for a while.
Xu Chi changed into a black sweater, put on jeans, and walked to the bathroom while wearing a belt.
Five minutes later, after washing, Xu Chi habitually opened the refrigerator door, wanting to drink a bottle of wine.
In the next second, his expression froze, and he saw a row of healthy yogurts neatly placed in the compartment where the wine was originally placed, calcium-supplementing ones for nourishing the stomach, strawberry-flavored ones and jujube-flavored ones, all of which are completely different.
Xu Chi closed the refrigerator door numbly, paused for a moment, and then opened it again. The yogurt was still there, not a hallucination.
This was obviously done by Jun Ye.
Xu Chi thought it was absurd and ridiculous: Xu Chi didn't die in the fighting ring of the underground boxing arena, he didn't die in the hail of bullets, and he didn't die in the siege of drug lords. Did he think he would be defeated by irregular diet? ?
He ignored the row of yogurt and reached for two slices of oatmeal bread and an egg.Put the slices of bread into the bread machine to heat up, put the eggs in the frying pan and fry until slightly charred on both sides, and add a glass of boiled water, it is a simple and a bit confusing breakfast.
He didn't look at or touch the high-end ingredients in the refrigerator, mainly because he didn't know how to cook them himself.When I live alone, I can make do with cooking instant noodles, and I just go to Edward's for a decent meal once in a while.
Xu Chi finished the simple sandwich in two bites, drank half a glass of water, took his dagger and pistol, and knocked on the door next door.
It was Edward who opened the door. He scanned Xu Chi up and down, and asked in a low voice, "Are you feeling better?"
Xu Chi didn't say that Jun Ye came uninvited last night, but just nodded, "It doesn't hinder the action."
Edward stepped aside, "Come in and wait, Anna is putting on makeup."
Xu Chi stepped in, sat casually on the cozy fabric sofa, then his eyes lit up, as if seeing a canned cat, he reached for the cigarettes on the coffee table, but Edward slapped the back of his hand, "No."
Xu Chiyou complained: "Didn't you say you will give it back to me today?"
"I'll give it to you later in the evening." Edward put away the cigarette and said solemnly, "You are not in good health now, you must quit smoking and drinking."
Xu Chi: "..."
Well, at worst, go to the convenience store to 'buy' while he is not paying attention.
So the two big men sat on the sofa bored and watched the cat and mouse disc for half an hour. Anna finally put on the makeup she was satisfied with. Skirt, covered with a pure black long windbreaker, came out of the bedroom in a charming manner.
Xu Chi stared at Anna's smoky makeup for a few seconds, and asked with concern, "Did you not sleep well last night? The dark circles under your eyes have come out."
Anna gritted her teeth and sneered: "What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly?"
"Did you last night…"
Edward quickly stood up, stopped Anna's furious move to tear Xu Chi up, and persuaded him repeatedly: "It's alright, alright, let's get together, we're going to be late soon."
Then he hurriedly pushed Xu Chi out of the door, avoiding a terrible disaster.
Today's weather is very good, the autumn air is crisp, the sky is blue and the clouds are white, and the cool autumn wind is very comfortable.
The meeting point was still under the TV tower. Edward didn't let Xu Chi get in touch with Charles directly. He went over and had a few words with him, and then brought Lin Xixi over.
Such a group consists of three men, and the second group consists of two men and two women. From the perspective of combat effectiveness, they are relatively average.
Xu Chi was sitting in the off-road vehicle, watching from a distance Coco Lee and Li Wu brothers were arguing, and the breeze sent a few vague words, which seemed to be about 'long johns', 'weather', 'cold' and the like .
In the end Coco Li was obviously angry, opened the car door and sat in, Li Wu hesitated for a moment, and hurriedly shouted: "I wear it, I wear it, can't I wear it, brother, don't be angry!"
He also buried his head in.
Xu Chi was faintly envious: It's nice to have brothers, unlike me, an orphan who doesn't even know the names of his parents.
Edward opened the car door and sat in the co-pilot, holding a military compass in his hand, and said to Xu Chi: "Drive, look at the sun while referring to the compass, you should not deviate from the direction."
As long as you keep walking in one direction, you can always reach the edge of the town, right?
Edward prayed in his heart that he would not meet the devil on the road.
Xu Chi chewed gum, held the steering wheel with one hand, and drove on the road at a moderate speed.This time is rush hour, with constant traffic and pedestrians.
Anna is very concerned about the only girl in the team besides herself, and has been talking to her, chatting, and relieving her tension.
Xu Chi glanced at her in the rearview mirror and sighed, "The team's combat power is 3, and ours is only 2.5."
Anna was annoyed, "Even if I only have 0.5 combat power, Xixi can't be zero, right?!"
Xu Chi looked ahead and explained slowly: "No, I am 1.5, Edward is 1, you are 0.5, and Lin Xixi is minus 0.5."
Lin Xixi covered her face: "Which..."
Edward laughed twice, "Ah Chi, don't bully her. You haven't been here for a long time. Does the scenery here look familiar?"
Before Xu Chi smuggled to Southeast Asia, he lived in an orphanage in Chang'an Town. Later, he traveled around with Edward, traveling around in various countries, but he would come back once a year.
Xu Chi rented that apartment all year round, even though he only lived in it for two or three months a year.Sometimes it's for recuperating, sometimes it's just a vacation. Anyway, he has lived in this city for a long time.
Before escorting Charles to find treasure in no man's land, he really didn't go back for a long time.
Xu Chi said calmly: "This is not the current Chang'an Town, but the Chang'an Town many years ago."
He pointed to the blurry Ferris wheel in the distance, "Did you see that playground? It was demolished last year, but it still exists here."
Edward was taken aback, and subconsciously followed his fingers to look over. Under the blue sky, the huge Ferris wheel was slowly turning, like an ancient and mysterious memorial.
When passing by the alley on Jianglan Road, Xu Chi took a look inside. The alley had hardly changed, it was still narrow and long, the walls were covered with small advertisements, and in the corners were discarded waste products.
Xu Chi withdrew his gaze expressionlessly and continued to drive forward.
About half an hour later, the off-road vehicle passed by a Chongqing hot pot restaurant, and Xu Chi asked casually, "Can we have hot pot at noon?"
Edward looked at him suspiciously, and hesitated, "Can you... eat spicy food?"
Xu Chi was inexperienced in this area, and wondered, "Why not?"
Just as Edward was about to remind him of some precautions, Lin Xixi suddenly grabbed Anna's arm tremblingly, and whispered in a voice that was about to cry: "Sister Anna, I seem to be on my period..."
Xu Chi didn't understand and asked, "What is a period?"
Anna rolled her eyes, "It's my aunt."
She patted Lin Xixi's shoulder comfortingly, "It's okay, this is not a no-man's land, it's very convenient."
After she finished speaking, she said to Xu Chi, "The convenience store stops ahead, let's go buy sanitary napkins."
Xu Zhinan began to express his dissatisfaction again, "Why did you come to Auntie at this time? Why didn't you come when you were at home just now, did you get bored? Hold it for a while and come back when you go back."
Anna straightened up, crossed the car seat with her slender hands, and slapped Xu Chi on the head.
"Can't hold back, you illiterate! Stop!"
No matter how fierce a wolf is, it is afraid of a tigress, Xu Chi had no choice but to step on the brakes, and Anna led Lin Xixi into the convenience store.
Xu Chi also unbuckled his seat belt to get out of the car, "I'm going out for a while."
Edward quickly grabbed him and pushed him on the seat, "Be honest, don't think I don't know that you are going to buy cigarettes secretly."
Xu Chi: So annoying...
Xu Chi turned on the music in the car, leaned on the seat casually, chewed gum, and blew bubbles from time to time.Edward began to study the map of Chang'an Town in his hand - he had found it from the newsstand earlier.
In this small team of only three, Xu Chi is the sword, Edward is the brain, and Anna... the mascot.
At this very moment, the sharpest knife is looking at the distant sky very melancholy, his eyes are out of focus, and thousands of thoughts fly out of the sky: I really want to smoke...I really want to drink...My butt hurts...
After 10 minutes, Anna and Lin Xixi came back after a while.
Xu Chi noticed that Lin Xixi had changed into a pair of trousers, and wondered in his heart why his aunt had to buy new trousers, is it so troublesome for women?
He wanted to ask, but before he blurted out, the instinct of detecting danger like a wild animal that had been trained in life and death made him shut up.Xu Chi had a hunch that if he really asked, he might be beaten today.
So Xu Chi didn't say anything and concentrated on driving.
The scenery outside the window changed rapidly, and Xu Chi was in a daze while holding the steering wheel. After an unknown amount of time, Lin Xixi suddenly heard Lin Xixi groan softly, and said in a crying voice, "Sister Anna, my stomach hurts..."
Although Anna was physically strong and could still trek through mountains and rivers during her menstrual period, she could understand the pain of the little sister's dysmenorrhea, and immediately said to Xu Chi, "Ah Chi, stop the car and go buy her some painkillers."
Xu Chi clicked his tongue, "Isn't it coming every month? How painful is it?"
Anna said coldly, "It hurts like I kicked your balls."
Xu Chi's lower body tightened reflexively, his body shrank a bit, the steering wheel flicked, and the off-road vehicle turned into an S shape.
"Okay, okay, I'll buy it, I'll buy it." Xu Chi immediately compromised, pulled over, and went to the pharmacy to buy medicine in desperation.
Anna shook her head, and said to Lin Xixi, "I can't help it. He's just a guy and doesn't need training, but Ah Chi has a good heart and is willing to help others. You can trust him."
Lin Xixi nodded timidly, "I'll listen to Sister Anna."
Edward moved his gaze away from the complicated map, and lamented in his heart: It's a pity, there is a straight man's heart, but no straight man's life.
In less than 5 minutes, Xu Chi trotted back and handed over a box of ibuprofen and a cup of hot water through the car window.
He didn't know anything about women's menstrual periods, and he completely believed Anna's words about the pain, thinking that menstruation really hurts so much.
So Xu Chi looked at Lin Xixi with worry and admiration, and said, "You can hold back your tears when it hurts so much, or you can find a hotel nearby to rest, don't follow us around, we will come back to pick you up later .”
Holding the hot water, Lin Xixi whispered, "I dare not stay alone, let me follow you."
Xu Chi was taken aback. The girls he had contacted were basically tough like Anna, and it was the first time he met a delicate and weak type like Lin Xixi. Looking at those moist eyes, he didn't know for a while. What should be done.
After a long time, Xu Chi stumbled and said, "Okay, okay."
But the spanking on the buttocks was a bit serious, and I'm afraid it won't go away for a while.
Xu Chi changed into a black sweater, put on jeans, and walked to the bathroom while wearing a belt.
Five minutes later, after washing, Xu Chi habitually opened the refrigerator door, wanting to drink a bottle of wine.
In the next second, his expression froze, and he saw a row of healthy yogurts neatly placed in the compartment where the wine was originally placed, calcium-supplementing ones for nourishing the stomach, strawberry-flavored ones and jujube-flavored ones, all of which are completely different.
Xu Chi closed the refrigerator door numbly, paused for a moment, and then opened it again. The yogurt was still there, not a hallucination.
This was obviously done by Jun Ye.
Xu Chi thought it was absurd and ridiculous: Xu Chi didn't die in the fighting ring of the underground boxing arena, he didn't die in the hail of bullets, and he didn't die in the siege of drug lords. Did he think he would be defeated by irregular diet? ?
He ignored the row of yogurt and reached for two slices of oatmeal bread and an egg.Put the slices of bread into the bread machine to heat up, put the eggs in the frying pan and fry until slightly charred on both sides, and add a glass of boiled water, it is a simple and a bit confusing breakfast.
He didn't look at or touch the high-end ingredients in the refrigerator, mainly because he didn't know how to cook them himself.When I live alone, I can make do with cooking instant noodles, and I just go to Edward's for a decent meal once in a while.
Xu Chi finished the simple sandwich in two bites, drank half a glass of water, took his dagger and pistol, and knocked on the door next door.
It was Edward who opened the door. He scanned Xu Chi up and down, and asked in a low voice, "Are you feeling better?"
Xu Chi didn't say that Jun Ye came uninvited last night, but just nodded, "It doesn't hinder the action."
Edward stepped aside, "Come in and wait, Anna is putting on makeup."
Xu Chi stepped in, sat casually on the cozy fabric sofa, then his eyes lit up, as if seeing a canned cat, he reached for the cigarettes on the coffee table, but Edward slapped the back of his hand, "No."
Xu Chiyou complained: "Didn't you say you will give it back to me today?"
"I'll give it to you later in the evening." Edward put away the cigarette and said solemnly, "You are not in good health now, you must quit smoking and drinking."
Xu Chi: "..."
Well, at worst, go to the convenience store to 'buy' while he is not paying attention.
So the two big men sat on the sofa bored and watched the cat and mouse disc for half an hour. Anna finally put on the makeup she was satisfied with. Skirt, covered with a pure black long windbreaker, came out of the bedroom in a charming manner.
Xu Chi stared at Anna's smoky makeup for a few seconds, and asked with concern, "Did you not sleep well last night? The dark circles under your eyes have come out."
Anna gritted her teeth and sneered: "What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly?"
"Did you last night…"
Edward quickly stood up, stopped Anna's furious move to tear Xu Chi up, and persuaded him repeatedly: "It's alright, alright, let's get together, we're going to be late soon."
Then he hurriedly pushed Xu Chi out of the door, avoiding a terrible disaster.
Today's weather is very good, the autumn air is crisp, the sky is blue and the clouds are white, and the cool autumn wind is very comfortable.
The meeting point was still under the TV tower. Edward didn't let Xu Chi get in touch with Charles directly. He went over and had a few words with him, and then brought Lin Xixi over.
Such a group consists of three men, and the second group consists of two men and two women. From the perspective of combat effectiveness, they are relatively average.
Xu Chi was sitting in the off-road vehicle, watching from a distance Coco Lee and Li Wu brothers were arguing, and the breeze sent a few vague words, which seemed to be about 'long johns', 'weather', 'cold' and the like .
In the end Coco Li was obviously angry, opened the car door and sat in, Li Wu hesitated for a moment, and hurriedly shouted: "I wear it, I wear it, can't I wear it, brother, don't be angry!"
He also buried his head in.
Xu Chi was faintly envious: It's nice to have brothers, unlike me, an orphan who doesn't even know the names of his parents.
Edward opened the car door and sat in the co-pilot, holding a military compass in his hand, and said to Xu Chi: "Drive, look at the sun while referring to the compass, you should not deviate from the direction."
As long as you keep walking in one direction, you can always reach the edge of the town, right?
Edward prayed in his heart that he would not meet the devil on the road.
Xu Chi chewed gum, held the steering wheel with one hand, and drove on the road at a moderate speed.This time is rush hour, with constant traffic and pedestrians.
Anna is very concerned about the only girl in the team besides herself, and has been talking to her, chatting, and relieving her tension.
Xu Chi glanced at her in the rearview mirror and sighed, "The team's combat power is 3, and ours is only 2.5."
Anna was annoyed, "Even if I only have 0.5 combat power, Xixi can't be zero, right?!"
Xu Chi looked ahead and explained slowly: "No, I am 1.5, Edward is 1, you are 0.5, and Lin Xixi is minus 0.5."
Lin Xixi covered her face: "Which..."
Edward laughed twice, "Ah Chi, don't bully her. You haven't been here for a long time. Does the scenery here look familiar?"
Before Xu Chi smuggled to Southeast Asia, he lived in an orphanage in Chang'an Town. Later, he traveled around with Edward, traveling around in various countries, but he would come back once a year.
Xu Chi rented that apartment all year round, even though he only lived in it for two or three months a year.Sometimes it's for recuperating, sometimes it's just a vacation. Anyway, he has lived in this city for a long time.
Before escorting Charles to find treasure in no man's land, he really didn't go back for a long time.
Xu Chi said calmly: "This is not the current Chang'an Town, but the Chang'an Town many years ago."
He pointed to the blurry Ferris wheel in the distance, "Did you see that playground? It was demolished last year, but it still exists here."
Edward was taken aback, and subconsciously followed his fingers to look over. Under the blue sky, the huge Ferris wheel was slowly turning, like an ancient and mysterious memorial.
When passing by the alley on Jianglan Road, Xu Chi took a look inside. The alley had hardly changed, it was still narrow and long, the walls were covered with small advertisements, and in the corners were discarded waste products.
Xu Chi withdrew his gaze expressionlessly and continued to drive forward.
About half an hour later, the off-road vehicle passed by a Chongqing hot pot restaurant, and Xu Chi asked casually, "Can we have hot pot at noon?"
Edward looked at him suspiciously, and hesitated, "Can you... eat spicy food?"
Xu Chi was inexperienced in this area, and wondered, "Why not?"
Just as Edward was about to remind him of some precautions, Lin Xixi suddenly grabbed Anna's arm tremblingly, and whispered in a voice that was about to cry: "Sister Anna, I seem to be on my period..."
Xu Chi didn't understand and asked, "What is a period?"
Anna rolled her eyes, "It's my aunt."
She patted Lin Xixi's shoulder comfortingly, "It's okay, this is not a no-man's land, it's very convenient."
After she finished speaking, she said to Xu Chi, "The convenience store stops ahead, let's go buy sanitary napkins."
Xu Zhinan began to express his dissatisfaction again, "Why did you come to Auntie at this time? Why didn't you come when you were at home just now, did you get bored? Hold it for a while and come back when you go back."
Anna straightened up, crossed the car seat with her slender hands, and slapped Xu Chi on the head.
"Can't hold back, you illiterate! Stop!"
No matter how fierce a wolf is, it is afraid of a tigress, Xu Chi had no choice but to step on the brakes, and Anna led Lin Xixi into the convenience store.
Xu Chi also unbuckled his seat belt to get out of the car, "I'm going out for a while."
Edward quickly grabbed him and pushed him on the seat, "Be honest, don't think I don't know that you are going to buy cigarettes secretly."
Xu Chi: So annoying...
Xu Chi turned on the music in the car, leaned on the seat casually, chewed gum, and blew bubbles from time to time.Edward began to study the map of Chang'an Town in his hand - he had found it from the newsstand earlier.
In this small team of only three, Xu Chi is the sword, Edward is the brain, and Anna... the mascot.
At this very moment, the sharpest knife is looking at the distant sky very melancholy, his eyes are out of focus, and thousands of thoughts fly out of the sky: I really want to smoke...I really want to drink...My butt hurts...
After 10 minutes, Anna and Lin Xixi came back after a while.
Xu Chi noticed that Lin Xixi had changed into a pair of trousers, and wondered in his heart why his aunt had to buy new trousers, is it so troublesome for women?
He wanted to ask, but before he blurted out, the instinct of detecting danger like a wild animal that had been trained in life and death made him shut up.Xu Chi had a hunch that if he really asked, he might be beaten today.
So Xu Chi didn't say anything and concentrated on driving.
The scenery outside the window changed rapidly, and Xu Chi was in a daze while holding the steering wheel. After an unknown amount of time, Lin Xixi suddenly heard Lin Xixi groan softly, and said in a crying voice, "Sister Anna, my stomach hurts..."
Although Anna was physically strong and could still trek through mountains and rivers during her menstrual period, she could understand the pain of the little sister's dysmenorrhea, and immediately said to Xu Chi, "Ah Chi, stop the car and go buy her some painkillers."
Xu Chi clicked his tongue, "Isn't it coming every month? How painful is it?"
Anna said coldly, "It hurts like I kicked your balls."
Xu Chi's lower body tightened reflexively, his body shrank a bit, the steering wheel flicked, and the off-road vehicle turned into an S shape.
"Okay, okay, I'll buy it, I'll buy it." Xu Chi immediately compromised, pulled over, and went to the pharmacy to buy medicine in desperation.
Anna shook her head, and said to Lin Xixi, "I can't help it. He's just a guy and doesn't need training, but Ah Chi has a good heart and is willing to help others. You can trust him."
Lin Xixi nodded timidly, "I'll listen to Sister Anna."
Edward moved his gaze away from the complicated map, and lamented in his heart: It's a pity, there is a straight man's heart, but no straight man's life.
In less than 5 minutes, Xu Chi trotted back and handed over a box of ibuprofen and a cup of hot water through the car window.
He didn't know anything about women's menstrual periods, and he completely believed Anna's words about the pain, thinking that menstruation really hurts so much.
So Xu Chi looked at Lin Xixi with worry and admiration, and said, "You can hold back your tears when it hurts so much, or you can find a hotel nearby to rest, don't follow us around, we will come back to pick you up later .”
Holding the hot water, Lin Xixi whispered, "I dare not stay alone, let me follow you."
Xu Chi was taken aback. The girls he had contacted were basically tough like Anna, and it was the first time he met a delicate and weak type like Lin Xixi. Looking at those moist eyes, he didn't know for a while. What should be done.
After a long time, Xu Chi stumbled and said, "Okay, okay."
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