Played by the devil in the palm of his hand
Chapter 84 This Brother Shouldn't Stay Long
Time caught off guard and entered the depths of winter. Xu Chi breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed his fingers that were about to freeze, and walked to the elevator entrance to wait for the elevator.
Standing next to Xu Chi was a fat middle-aged man with kind eyebrows and a round chin. He was wrapped in a heavy down jacket and looked like a standard sphere. The chicken, duck and fish meat I bought looked more and more bloated.
When the man saw him, he smiled kindly and said, "You haven't been back for a long time, did you come back for the New Year this time?"
"What year do I live alone? It's too cold and I don't want to toss around outside, so I came back to live for two months."
"Then let's come to my uncle's house for dinner on New Year's Eve. It just so happens that my son came back from winter vacation from college and brought some souvenirs. Come and get two packs then."
Xu Chi laughed, "Okay, thank you uncle."
Ding——the elevator arrived, and the metal door opened to the left and right with a slight noise. The uncle politely moved back and let Xu Chi enter.
The uncle was carrying something in his hand, and it was inconvenient to press the button. Xu Chi turned his head and asked him, "Is it the sixth floor?"
"Yep."
"Are you buying so many things for the New Year?"
"No, I have to take care of all these things. My wife is still waiting for me to go home and cook. Hey, my lazy woman..."
Before the words finished, the elevator stopped on the sixth floor and the door opened.
The uncle immediately silenced, and gave Xu Chi a look of "don't say it", and walked towards the door of his house with a low eyebrow and a chubby penguin, carrying a big bag and a small bag.
Xu Chi shook his head with a smile. After all these years, the neighbor's uncle's temperament of being afraid of his wife hasn't changed at all.
He walked to the door of his apartment and took out the key to open the door. The uncle also walked to the next door and coughed. A young man with dyed brown hair opened the door and took the shopping bag from the uncle's hand.
The appearance of the young man is still relatively thin, probably inherited from his mother, this should be the uncle's son who just entered college.
Xu Chi's mood became inexplicably much better. With a twist of his wrist, he unlocked the door and pushed it open to enter.
Then he sent out a friendly greeting: "Fuck your mother!"
I saw that the living room was full of people, four were sitting on the sofa, and three were standing in front of the bookcase, squeezing the small living room so that there was no place to stand.
Xu Chi took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to grab an AK and shoot the room, and asked unceremoniously, "I remember I only invited Edward and Anna, right? What are you guys doing here?"
"Don't be angry, we just heard that Edward and the others are coming, let's come and get together." Jason sat on the single red sofa that Xu Chi just bought last year, holding a half-gnawed apple in his hand, laughing road.
Edward nodded, "Indeed, it's been two months since we left no man's land, so we should meet again."
Li Wudao standing in front of the bookcase: "To be honest, I feel that this Chang'an Town is much better than the one in the no-man's land, right, brother, or should we also buy a house here?"
Coco Li reprimanded him with some helplessness, "Don't think that once you leave, you will start a family in the future, and you may not necessarily settle down somewhere."
"I don't want to get married, brother, there is no girl who wants me, let's live together." Probably because he has gone through life and death, Li Wu is now extremely clingy, showing courtesy to Coco Li all the time, and the big wolf dog has successfully promoted to the little pug dog.
Yin Shuai pointed to the gun model in the glass cabinet, his eyes glowed, "Brother Xu Chi, where did you buy this gun? It's so handsome. Send me a Taobao link."
Coco Li also turned to Xu Chi, and smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry we came here uninvited. Mr. Charles and the others couldn't come because they have something to do. Please let me say hello to you."
Lin Xixi, who was sitting on the sofa, also raised her head anxiously, and said cautiously: "I'm sorry, I heard that they are coming, so I will come too."
As soon as Xu Chi met her, he couldn't get angry anymore, so he could only say awkwardly: "Forget it, just come, by the way, how is your brother's condition?"
As soon as her brother was mentioned, Lin Xixi became happy, with a slight dimple on the corner of her mouth, "It's much better, the doctor said that he will be able to leave the ICU in half a year, and he can be pushed in a wheelchair to take a walk in the garden."
"That's good."
Lin Xixi added, "Mr. Charles provided us with free treatment and formed a particularly good medical team."
Xu Chi remembered what happened in no man's land, and snorted coldly, "That's what he should do."
Jason couldn't keep his mouth shut, and interjected again: "Is it fun for you to fight zombies? It's a pity, I was out from the beginning, but I was excited all night."
Yin Shuai recalled it, and still couldn't help but shudder, "I really don't want to go through it again."
Lin Xixi asked suspiciously: "But why are we all resurrected in the end? Is it Jun Ye's sudden kindness?"
Edward and Anna looked at each other, they knew each other well, but the others didn't seem to know.
But Xu Chi didn't mean to hide it, and pointed at the crowd aggressively, "I sold myself in exchange for it, remember to pay me protection money every year!"
"Especially the few of you." Xu Chi was referring to the few people except Edward and Anna, "It's fine if you don't pay the protection fee, and you still come to Cengfan, and you don't bring gifts when you come to Cengfan."
Jason said cryptically: "Actually, I brought it with me. I brought my thoughts about you."
Xu Chi: "..."
"But I still think it's amazing. The feeling of death is very real, but now we are all living well." Li Wei looked at his palm and moved it slightly, "Besides, I used to have a headache because of lack of sleep. , but not now."
When Coco Li said this, Lin Xixi seemed to want to say something, but she was too embarrassed to say it in front of a bunch of men, so she leaned closer to Anna and whispered a few words.
Anna raised her eyebrows in surprise, "You too?"
Xu Chi asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
Anna reached out and brushed the curly hair behind her ears, and said seriously, "Sixi and I haven't had our period for two months."
Xu Chimeng's eyes widened, his face paled in shock, "You're pregnant?! Which bastard did it?!"
Miss Chen Anna, the heroine of the female high school, picked up the cartoon pillow at hand and smashed it on Xu Chi's face, angrily said: "I haven't slept with a man in the past two months!"
Xu Chi took the pillow away and rubbed his forehead, "What's going on? Irregular menstruation? Have you seen it with an old Chinese doctor?"
Edward thought for a while, and said in a low voice: "It's not quite right, I think it might have something to do with the 'resurrection'."
"That's just right, Jun Ye will come over later, you can ask him if you have any questions."
Upon hearing this, everyone in the room became subconsciously alert, and Yin Shuai immediately started to back away, and had a tendency to escape through the window, "Then I, I, I will leave first, I still have to go to class, and the third party in high school has a tight schedule." gone."
Xu Chi: "This is the sixth floor."
Yin Shuai: "Okay, okay, then I'll walk through the door."
As a result, before he reached the door, he heard the doorbell ringing outside the door. With a ding dong, Yin Shuai was so scared that he ran away and rushed into the bedroom.
Xu Chi watched this arrogant and domineering rich second generation rush into the bedroom like a mouse seeing a cat, and was speechless.
In fact, this kid is not bad in nature, but he is a bit crooked. He is still young and naive. He regards swearing as handsome, and arrogance as prestige. This time he hit a hard nail, and he will be more or less restrained in the future.
Xu Chi sighed invisibly, and walked over to open the door.
Sure enough, Jun Ye was outside the door, with a smile in his eyes, looking down at him, holding a dewy white rose in his hand, "Good morning, baby."
Xu Chi was very disgusted, "Aren't you very good at elusive, why do you ask me to open the door?"
"How should I put it..." Jun Ye pinned the rose on Xu Chi's front, leaned over and kissed him on the forehead, and replied ambiguously, "I just like the way you open the door for me."
Xu Chi rolled his eyes in his heart, took a step aside, and let Jun Ye go in.
Jun Ye looked at Edward and said politely, "Long time no see."
Edward twitched the corner of his mouth, "...not too long."
Jun Ye turned to Anna again, and greeted her gracefully, "Miss Anna, hello."
Ever since Anna knew their secret, and realized that she was actually the heroine in the story, and had played a major role in promoting the development of the plot, she felt uncomfortable.Facing Jun Ye's greeting, she could only smile stiffly, "You are also good."
Xu Chi took off the white rose on his collar, went into the kitchen to find a bottle, filled it with water, plugged it in, and put it on the coffee table.
He sat on the sofa and asked, "Anna said their...cough!"
For some reason, Xu Chi couldn't say the word "period" in public, so he could only change his words: "Their bodies are not quite right, what's going on?"
"Oh, this is very simple, because you are not using your original body." Jun Ye said calmly, as if saying that you are not wearing the same clothes as yesterday.
Xu Chi was confused, "What do you mean?"
"That is to say, your original body has indeed suffered fatal damage and cannot be recovered, so I made a new body for you. Simply put, it is a new container for your consciousness."
"This container stops developing completely. Of course, you are all adults. This problem is not a problem, but you will also lose your fertility at the same time. If you want to have children, it's a pity, no."
Several people looked at each other and started talking in low voices.
In fact, fertility problems are nothing to them, especially compared with life.
Among these people, Edward and Anna are both dinks, and they probably won't get married. Lin Xixi has to take care of her younger brother and has never considered marriage. Jason has said before that he wants to adopt an oriental child. He likes black hair and black eyes.
Yin Shuai, the youngest, has not been able to think about this issue recently, not to mention that he is hiding in the bedroom and is busy calculating the success rate of climbing down the drain pipe, so he has not heard the bad news yet.
As for Li Wu... for some reason, he seemed a little happy.
On the contrary, Coco Lee felt a little regretful, "I still really want to have a daughter, but I'm afraid I can't get married now."
Li Wu echoed his brother, saying repeatedly: "Yes, yes, it's a pity."
However, there was no sign of regret on his face, on the contrary, there was a hint of excitement.
Xu Chi felt as if he had understood something serious, so he pulled Coco Li to the corner, and whispered: "Brother, I give you a piece of advice, this brother should not stay for a long time, find a chance to put on a sack and bury him earlier." In the mountains."
Coco Lee: "Huh?"
Standing next to Xu Chi was a fat middle-aged man with kind eyebrows and a round chin. He was wrapped in a heavy down jacket and looked like a standard sphere. The chicken, duck and fish meat I bought looked more and more bloated.
When the man saw him, he smiled kindly and said, "You haven't been back for a long time, did you come back for the New Year this time?"
"What year do I live alone? It's too cold and I don't want to toss around outside, so I came back to live for two months."
"Then let's come to my uncle's house for dinner on New Year's Eve. It just so happens that my son came back from winter vacation from college and brought some souvenirs. Come and get two packs then."
Xu Chi laughed, "Okay, thank you uncle."
Ding——the elevator arrived, and the metal door opened to the left and right with a slight noise. The uncle politely moved back and let Xu Chi enter.
The uncle was carrying something in his hand, and it was inconvenient to press the button. Xu Chi turned his head and asked him, "Is it the sixth floor?"
"Yep."
"Are you buying so many things for the New Year?"
"No, I have to take care of all these things. My wife is still waiting for me to go home and cook. Hey, my lazy woman..."
Before the words finished, the elevator stopped on the sixth floor and the door opened.
The uncle immediately silenced, and gave Xu Chi a look of "don't say it", and walked towards the door of his house with a low eyebrow and a chubby penguin, carrying a big bag and a small bag.
Xu Chi shook his head with a smile. After all these years, the neighbor's uncle's temperament of being afraid of his wife hasn't changed at all.
He walked to the door of his apartment and took out the key to open the door. The uncle also walked to the next door and coughed. A young man with dyed brown hair opened the door and took the shopping bag from the uncle's hand.
The appearance of the young man is still relatively thin, probably inherited from his mother, this should be the uncle's son who just entered college.
Xu Chi's mood became inexplicably much better. With a twist of his wrist, he unlocked the door and pushed it open to enter.
Then he sent out a friendly greeting: "Fuck your mother!"
I saw that the living room was full of people, four were sitting on the sofa, and three were standing in front of the bookcase, squeezing the small living room so that there was no place to stand.
Xu Chi took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to grab an AK and shoot the room, and asked unceremoniously, "I remember I only invited Edward and Anna, right? What are you guys doing here?"
"Don't be angry, we just heard that Edward and the others are coming, let's come and get together." Jason sat on the single red sofa that Xu Chi just bought last year, holding a half-gnawed apple in his hand, laughing road.
Edward nodded, "Indeed, it's been two months since we left no man's land, so we should meet again."
Li Wudao standing in front of the bookcase: "To be honest, I feel that this Chang'an Town is much better than the one in the no-man's land, right, brother, or should we also buy a house here?"
Coco Li reprimanded him with some helplessness, "Don't think that once you leave, you will start a family in the future, and you may not necessarily settle down somewhere."
"I don't want to get married, brother, there is no girl who wants me, let's live together." Probably because he has gone through life and death, Li Wu is now extremely clingy, showing courtesy to Coco Li all the time, and the big wolf dog has successfully promoted to the little pug dog.
Yin Shuai pointed to the gun model in the glass cabinet, his eyes glowed, "Brother Xu Chi, where did you buy this gun? It's so handsome. Send me a Taobao link."
Coco Li also turned to Xu Chi, and smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry we came here uninvited. Mr. Charles and the others couldn't come because they have something to do. Please let me say hello to you."
Lin Xixi, who was sitting on the sofa, also raised her head anxiously, and said cautiously: "I'm sorry, I heard that they are coming, so I will come too."
As soon as Xu Chi met her, he couldn't get angry anymore, so he could only say awkwardly: "Forget it, just come, by the way, how is your brother's condition?"
As soon as her brother was mentioned, Lin Xixi became happy, with a slight dimple on the corner of her mouth, "It's much better, the doctor said that he will be able to leave the ICU in half a year, and he can be pushed in a wheelchair to take a walk in the garden."
"That's good."
Lin Xixi added, "Mr. Charles provided us with free treatment and formed a particularly good medical team."
Xu Chi remembered what happened in no man's land, and snorted coldly, "That's what he should do."
Jason couldn't keep his mouth shut, and interjected again: "Is it fun for you to fight zombies? It's a pity, I was out from the beginning, but I was excited all night."
Yin Shuai recalled it, and still couldn't help but shudder, "I really don't want to go through it again."
Lin Xixi asked suspiciously: "But why are we all resurrected in the end? Is it Jun Ye's sudden kindness?"
Edward and Anna looked at each other, they knew each other well, but the others didn't seem to know.
But Xu Chi didn't mean to hide it, and pointed at the crowd aggressively, "I sold myself in exchange for it, remember to pay me protection money every year!"
"Especially the few of you." Xu Chi was referring to the few people except Edward and Anna, "It's fine if you don't pay the protection fee, and you still come to Cengfan, and you don't bring gifts when you come to Cengfan."
Jason said cryptically: "Actually, I brought it with me. I brought my thoughts about you."
Xu Chi: "..."
"But I still think it's amazing. The feeling of death is very real, but now we are all living well." Li Wei looked at his palm and moved it slightly, "Besides, I used to have a headache because of lack of sleep. , but not now."
When Coco Li said this, Lin Xixi seemed to want to say something, but she was too embarrassed to say it in front of a bunch of men, so she leaned closer to Anna and whispered a few words.
Anna raised her eyebrows in surprise, "You too?"
Xu Chi asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
Anna reached out and brushed the curly hair behind her ears, and said seriously, "Sixi and I haven't had our period for two months."
Xu Chimeng's eyes widened, his face paled in shock, "You're pregnant?! Which bastard did it?!"
Miss Chen Anna, the heroine of the female high school, picked up the cartoon pillow at hand and smashed it on Xu Chi's face, angrily said: "I haven't slept with a man in the past two months!"
Xu Chi took the pillow away and rubbed his forehead, "What's going on? Irregular menstruation? Have you seen it with an old Chinese doctor?"
Edward thought for a while, and said in a low voice: "It's not quite right, I think it might have something to do with the 'resurrection'."
"That's just right, Jun Ye will come over later, you can ask him if you have any questions."
Upon hearing this, everyone in the room became subconsciously alert, and Yin Shuai immediately started to back away, and had a tendency to escape through the window, "Then I, I, I will leave first, I still have to go to class, and the third party in high school has a tight schedule." gone."
Xu Chi: "This is the sixth floor."
Yin Shuai: "Okay, okay, then I'll walk through the door."
As a result, before he reached the door, he heard the doorbell ringing outside the door. With a ding dong, Yin Shuai was so scared that he ran away and rushed into the bedroom.
Xu Chi watched this arrogant and domineering rich second generation rush into the bedroom like a mouse seeing a cat, and was speechless.
In fact, this kid is not bad in nature, but he is a bit crooked. He is still young and naive. He regards swearing as handsome, and arrogance as prestige. This time he hit a hard nail, and he will be more or less restrained in the future.
Xu Chi sighed invisibly, and walked over to open the door.
Sure enough, Jun Ye was outside the door, with a smile in his eyes, looking down at him, holding a dewy white rose in his hand, "Good morning, baby."
Xu Chi was very disgusted, "Aren't you very good at elusive, why do you ask me to open the door?"
"How should I put it..." Jun Ye pinned the rose on Xu Chi's front, leaned over and kissed him on the forehead, and replied ambiguously, "I just like the way you open the door for me."
Xu Chi rolled his eyes in his heart, took a step aside, and let Jun Ye go in.
Jun Ye looked at Edward and said politely, "Long time no see."
Edward twitched the corner of his mouth, "...not too long."
Jun Ye turned to Anna again, and greeted her gracefully, "Miss Anna, hello."
Ever since Anna knew their secret, and realized that she was actually the heroine in the story, and had played a major role in promoting the development of the plot, she felt uncomfortable.Facing Jun Ye's greeting, she could only smile stiffly, "You are also good."
Xu Chi took off the white rose on his collar, went into the kitchen to find a bottle, filled it with water, plugged it in, and put it on the coffee table.
He sat on the sofa and asked, "Anna said their...cough!"
For some reason, Xu Chi couldn't say the word "period" in public, so he could only change his words: "Their bodies are not quite right, what's going on?"
"Oh, this is very simple, because you are not using your original body." Jun Ye said calmly, as if saying that you are not wearing the same clothes as yesterday.
Xu Chi was confused, "What do you mean?"
"That is to say, your original body has indeed suffered fatal damage and cannot be recovered, so I made a new body for you. Simply put, it is a new container for your consciousness."
"This container stops developing completely. Of course, you are all adults. This problem is not a problem, but you will also lose your fertility at the same time. If you want to have children, it's a pity, no."
Several people looked at each other and started talking in low voices.
In fact, fertility problems are nothing to them, especially compared with life.
Among these people, Edward and Anna are both dinks, and they probably won't get married. Lin Xixi has to take care of her younger brother and has never considered marriage. Jason has said before that he wants to adopt an oriental child. He likes black hair and black eyes.
Yin Shuai, the youngest, has not been able to think about this issue recently, not to mention that he is hiding in the bedroom and is busy calculating the success rate of climbing down the drain pipe, so he has not heard the bad news yet.
As for Li Wu... for some reason, he seemed a little happy.
On the contrary, Coco Lee felt a little regretful, "I still really want to have a daughter, but I'm afraid I can't get married now."
Li Wu echoed his brother, saying repeatedly: "Yes, yes, it's a pity."
However, there was no sign of regret on his face, on the contrary, there was a hint of excitement.
Xu Chi felt as if he had understood something serious, so he pulled Coco Li to the corner, and whispered: "Brother, I give you a piece of advice, this brother should not stay for a long time, find a chance to put on a sack and bury him earlier." In the mountains."
Coco Lee: "Huh?"
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