Doctor, I'm really sick

With a muffled sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, Chu Sinian withdrew his right foot expressionlessly.The world finally returned to calm.

Qin Zhao, who grew up healthy and healthy under the mixed doubles of strict father and strict mother, is not only extraordinarily solid, but also especially heartless and ungrateful.So even though he was kicked out of bed because of his mouth, Qin Zhao felt that he was full of vigor again the next morning when the sun with damp and fresh vapor from Venice shone on his face through the cracks in the curtains. A handsome, energetic guy.

The sound of running water in the bathroom stopped for a while. Qin Zhao wiped his wet hedgehog-like fur, and wrapped it around his waist with a white bath towel. brushing his teeth with a toothbrush in his mouth.

For some reason, he slept very soundly that night and was in a particularly good mood.

Just halfway through brushing my teeth, the doorbell rang.

When I opened the door, it was an Italian woman in her 30s.

The woman has reddish-brown hair, and there is a mature and pungent charm between her eyebrows and eyes.She said in half-baked English:

"Hello, wearetheownersofthisfamilyhotel. (Hello, we are the owners of this family hotel)"

Qin Zhao was taken aback with his toothbrush in his mouth:? ? ?

The woman's eyes circled Qin Zhao's strong six-pack abs, and she smiled meaningfully:

"last night, my lover and Islept next to your room... I think you should have had a good time" (Last night, my lover and I slept next to you... I think, you should have had a good time last night?")

A drop of snow-white toothpaste dripped on Qin Zhao's strong pectoralis major.He crossed his arms and looked at her warily:

"what do you do?"

"what happened?"

Hearing the voice, Chu Sinian got up from the bed and asked in a daze.He was harassed by Qin Zhao for most of the night, but in the second half of the night, he was harassed by unknown bugs, which made his insomnia worse. He didn't close his eyes until dawn and fell asleep for a while. Now he only feels dizzy and sore.

Fuck!Qin Zhao was startled, and subconsciously wanted to block the door, but the female shopkeeper had already seen the "scenery" behind him through the gap——

The golden sunlight in the morning gently casts on the gorgeous antique window curtains, and a handsome man with an East Asian face straightens up from the quilt.He frowned slightly, as if he had experienced a night of exhaustion, rubbing his temples while supporting his waist.The soft cotton pajamas were slightly open, and the slender neck was extremely white in the morning light, and there were a few bright red marks on it...

Chu Sinian didn't have time to put on his glasses, so he squinted his eyes and looked vaguely at the unexpected visitor at the door.

Chu Sinian: — hello? ? ?

The female shopkeeper raised her eyebrows in surprise: "Oh—my—god! You——"

boom!

Qin Zhao slammed the door shut with a loud bang, shutting himself and the shopkeeper out.

"Cough..." Qin Zhao tried to twitch the corners of his mouth: "it's...it's not what you think... (no...it's not what you think)"

"I think I know why there was such a loud noise last night.yourlooverisreally charming... (I think I know why there was such a long movement last night, your lover is really beautiful...)

The female shopkeeper smiled happily at Qin Zhao with a "yoooo" expression on her face:

"Butasa hotelowner, I have to apologize for the poor sound insulation. To apologize, I'd like to offer you a free couple suite.

(As the owner though, I must apologize for the poor soundproofing of the hotel. As a token of apology, we are willing to provide you with a couples suite for free.)

"F... free?"

The words Qin Zhao was about to explain stuck in his throat, he blinked, happiness came so fast that he was elated when he heard "free", and he didn't notice the word "couple suite" at all.He asked with surprise on his face:

"How many freedays?" (How many free days?)

Venice accommodation is expensive, the average room rate is 100 euros a night, but they only have 90 euros, but they still have to stay in Venice for three days!

"Until you leave Venice, of course. Venetians should be hospitable because they live in heaven, shouldn't they? have a good time!"

(Until you leave Venice, of course. We Venetians live in heaven, so we should be warm and generous, shouldn’t we? May you enjoy the joy of heaven too!”)

The shopkeeper slyly blinked her amorous blue eyes at Qin Zhao.

After half an hour.

Qin Zhao dragged two big boxes and walked into the door of the new room with his head held high.

"Believe it or not, it's just because of my facial recognition for free! It's because the female shopkeeper thinks I'm handsome and will definitely become an international superstar!" Qin Zhao boasted without blushing.

Chu Sinian dubiously dragged the suitcase in and looked around.Although he didn't really believe in Qin Zhao's words, the room in front of him was indeed much more spacious than the one they lived in before. If he estimated the cost of the room, it was definitely not something they could afford with the only 90 euros left.

Of course, it is good to be able to save a large amount of expenses such as room fees.

It's just that the decoration style of this room made Chu Sinian feel that something was wrong as soon as he came in.All the decorations are in an exaggerated and extravagant deep rose red, and the window curtains are also gorgeous translucent bronzing gauze curtains. Renaissance-style chandeliers, seats, bedposts and huge round jacuzzi are carved with bows and arrows. Eros Cupid and intricate roses.The most conspicuous decoration in the whole room is a huge retro oil painting behind the bed, the young Venus with wings gently embraces the girl's breasts in tulle, and bows her head to kiss the girl tenderly.

"Psyche Awakened by the Kiss of Venus".

Chu Sinian frowned slightly in doubt.He was familiar with the story of this famous painting, so the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this house was a bit vague and embarrassingly ambiguous.Inadvertently sitting on the edge of the kingsize round bed, the rippling body sensation under his body startled him even more.

This is... a water bed?

Looking up, there is a huge ceiling mirror that is bigger than the bed and is inlaid on the ceiling facing the water bed.

What kind of weird decoration idea is this?Chu Sinian frowned.

"Yo hoo? The owner of this store is real, and he has such a good bed!" Qin Zhao didn't notice Chu Sinian's face, and threw himself on the water bed with a cheer, bouncing up and down again: "I heard My buddy said that sleeping on a water bed is very exciting. But he refused to say exactly how exciting it is, insisting on me to experience it myself, haha—hey, why did something hit me..."

Qin Zhaocheng was bouncing on the water bed in large characters, and suddenly felt that something was pinching his body, so he fished it out easily.

Chu Sinian looked up, and immediately froze in place in disbelief.

In Qin Zhao's hand, it turned out to be a simulated vibrator with a length of 20 centimeters.

Qin Zhao: "...what the hell??!!!"

Qin Zhao jumped up from the water bed, and suddenly lifted the flat quilt under him, only to see that the snow-white bed sheet was carefully sprinkled with bright rose petals.And in the center of the petals, there is a circle of sex toys arranged in the shape of a heart.

Vibrators of different shapes and sizes, small leather whips, long-handled pink feathers, mouth gags, handcuffs, and even a bundle of bright red rope.And in the center of love, there is a bottle of lubricating oil and a box of ultra-thin 0.01.

A long, suffocating silence.Chu Sinian heard the voice he tried to endure: "...you are honest, why did the proprietress give you this room?"

"I……"

Qin Zhao opened his mouth with difficulty, thinking about how to explain it reasonably, but suddenly he heard lively footsteps at the door, and before the two of them could react, the door was pushed open before it could close.

"Den den den den! "Dear Journey" surprise search! Dear audience friends, do you want to know what the two guests are doing on their first morning in Venice! Let'sgo!"

There was no time to stop it, the director of the location team, the radio, lighting, and the pd carrying the camera all crowded into the room.

Chu Sinian closed his eyes in despair.

Qin Zhao was frantically trying to save him in vain.However, the busier he got, the more mistakes he made. Qin Zhao slipped his hand, and an XXL rose red simulation vibrator fell to the floor with a "crack".It somehow triggered the start switch, and in the deathly silence of everyone, the vibrator vibrated while spinning "buzzing"