Doctor, I'm really sick

A large piece of snow-white popcorn was scattered on the plastic sheet, like balls of fresh and fluffy cream, and the sweet fragrance permeated the small farmyard.Chu Sinian was busy picking up popcorn with a bamboo basket, when he suddenly raised his head.

Why does it seem to hear someone shouting?

Uncle Zhang shook his head, he was only busy adding firewood to the next pot of popcorn.His ears were a little hard to hear, and they were even more buzzing when the popcorn machine shook him, so he couldn't hear anything at the moment.

The shouting became louder and louder, Chu Sinian straightened up, and saw a screaming figure running wildly on the field path outside the farmhouse, with a puff of smoke rising behind him.

Chu Sinian froze for a moment, thinking that he had made a mistake because he didn't wear glasses.Will Qin Zhao be chased by a flock of geese?

The director team in the yard became excited when they saw this, and flocked to the gate of the yard to take pictures of this scene that seemed to be possessed by the god of variety shows.

In the blink of an eye, Qin Zhao had already run in.

He bent over and supported his knees with both hands, only feeling that the desperate Cyclonus just now almost made his heart come out.Out of breath airway:

"Quick—quickly close—the door, back, there's—"

Before the words were finished, a group of quacking and screaming big white geese rushed in mightily. Xu did not expect that there were so many people in the yard. The geese also stopped, quacking and screaming, looking around with their small heads looking for their targets.

Qin Zhao and the big goose fought head-to-head, were outnumbered and defeated miserably, and were choked up countless times along the way, completely cowardly.Seeing that the group of stupid geese were dazed and couldn't find him in the crowd, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly clutching his left buttocks, and staggered towards the hut that wanted to hide behind the old man.Unexpectedly, just after running a few steps, Uncle Zhang just finished a new pot of popcorn, and there was another earth-shattering "Bang!"

"Gah!" The big white geese were startled again, and they all looked towards the source of the sound.Qin Zhaohao happened to run to the popcorn machine, and made a perfect eye contact with all the big white geese in embarrassment.

"Gah!" The angry big white goose soared into the sky, jumped up suddenly, stretched its neck and grabbed Qin Zhao's right buttock with a big bite.

The basket in Chu Sinian's hand fell to the ground with a thud, and the popcorn was scattered all over the floor.

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The assistant of the director's team tremblingly carried alcohol cotton pads and went into the farmhouse to rub the medicine on Qin Zhao.

Better to be bitten by a dog than to be picked up by a goose.

Qin Zhao lay miserably on the small bamboo bed in the back room of the farmhouse, with half of his trousers removed.His limited-edition trousers had a few big holes in the mouth of a big white goose, and there were several deep and shallow bruises on his buttocks, and several wounds even bled.But rubbing the wound with alcohol was extremely painful. Qin Zhao gritted his teeth and clenched his fist, but couldn't help but let out a scream.

In his cognition, geese have always been a very cute animal. It was not until a few hours ago that he personally discovered that when a big goose gets angry, its damage value is no less than that of a dog.Not only does it run fast, but it also has teeth that look like teeth!It's not unreasonable, and it's still stalking!

"Can you be gentle?!" Qin Zhao was so angry that he only felt that the wound on his butt was stained with alcohol, and it was even more painful.

The little assistant tremblingly squeezed the cotton swab: "There is only alcohol in the medicine box...Mr. Qin, you...you have to bear with it and get disinfected first. In the afternoon, the director said that we will not record it and will take you to the county to get a rabies vaccination." , deal with it again."

"The goose is poultry, not a mammal, so there is no need for rabies vaccination." Chu Sinian stood at the door at some point and looked at him against the light.A clean white shirt and simple light-colored jeans.Although his face was still expressionless, he looked like a fresh forest poster.

Qin Zhao's eyes fell on Chu Sinian's slender and fair wrist exposed after rolling up his cuffs, and he suddenly felt ashamed for the first time.Hastily pulled up the quilt to cover her buttocks, blushing: "Who let you in!"

Chu Sinian raised a basket of popcorn in his hand: "Uncle Zhang asked me to give it to you."

Qin Zhao poked his neck and blurted out: "Don't eat!"

Chu Sinian said to the little assistant indifferently: "You can take him to get a tetanus shot to prevent virus infection."

Qin Zhao continued to hold his buttocks and turned his head away: "Don't worry about it!"

Chu Sinian glanced at Qin Zhao speechlessly.

This person is really...too childish.Is he really a little kid?

He silently put the popcorn on the table.He glanced at the alcohol in the little assistant's hand, paused, and finally couldn't help but said to the little assistant: "There is iodine in my little medicine box, which can also disinfect, but it doesn't hurt as much as alcohol. Come and get it with me." Let's go."

The little assistant chief let out a sigh of relief. Just as he was about to get up, Qin Zhao suddenly turned his head and said angrily, "Don't go!"

The little assistant looked confused: "...Huh?"

Qin Zhao covered his whole head in the quilt, gritted his teeth and said, "I am not afraid of pain!"

A gentleman doesn't eat food that is cheap, and he can't lose face in front of people he hates!

Chu Sinian shook his head, turned around and left.

The little assistant was full of question marks, and really didn't understand why Qin Zhao confronted Chu Sinian from the very beginning.In that hot search photo, don't the two look very affectionate?Was it a scam?The entertainment circle is too dark!

The little assistant rubbed the medicine on Qin Zhao while thinking about it, and when he was distracted, his hand became heavy. Qin Zhao howled again, almost jumped up in pain, and grinned.

But he needs medicine for this wound three times a day, and alcohol every time!

Qin Zhao covered his forehead dejectedly, and said to the little assistant in a low voice, "What's inside... you'd better go to Chu Sinian's and get back the iodophor." Say you want to use it yourself. Don’t say it’s me!"

Assistant: ...

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Qin Zhao felt that his self-esteem and competitive spirit were deeply hurt than "Dear Road".He obviously wanted to perform well in this show, but who would have thought that he would be ashamed from the very beginning, the pd filmed Chu Sinian, it was the warm interaction between him and the old man, the poetic pastoral promotional film, but he was filmed , the film is about him being chased all the way by a big goose flapping its wings, the metamorphosis of chickens flying like dogs!He's a star, not a problem boy, it's really embarrassing.

After receiving a shot of tetanus, Qin Zhao came back to life full of blood, determined to win the round.

After a turbulent morning, in the afternoon, when the director team saw that Qin Zhao was in good health, they officially assigned a new task—planting rice seedlings.

In fact, most of the farmland in rural areas now adopts machine-transplanted rice seedlings, but the location of Uncle Zhang’s house is quite unique. It is three long and narrow terraced fields, and the machine cannot work.Uncle Zhang is getting old, and his sons and daughters are all working in the city, so these three terraced fields have become a big problem.The program team arranged this task, on the one hand to show the audience the real rural life, and on the other hand to promote positive energy.

However, standing on the top of the field, Qin Zhao felt a little troubled.Transplanting rice seedlings is a positive energy, but——this is too dirty!In order to prevent getting stuck in the mud, the program team didn't even prepare rubber boots.They need to go barefoot.

But looking at Uncle Zhang's age and his legs and hands working in mud, Qin Zhao couldn't say a word about his complaints.

Qin Zhao bent down and rolled up the sleeves of his trouser legs. When he looked up, he saw Chu Sinian, who was opposite him, had already walked into the field with a plastic bucket full of seedlings and started working.It looks pretty decent.Qin Zhao was startled, he thought the doctor would think it was dirty, so he refused to go down.So without talking nonsense, I immediately staggered into the field with the bucket in my hand, and planted the seedlings bit by bit as Uncle Zhang demonstrated.

Two people, one person and one field, planted seedlings according to the most traditional back-planting method.Qin Zhao was very fast, while Chu Sinian planted the seedlings very neatly. The two faced each other's backs and competed secretly without saying a word.The director team on the side gradually got into trouble.

According to their idea, the guests will interact during this session, yelling harsh words at each other, and ridiculing each other. It would be even better if anyone among them can’t do a good job and make a fool of themselves—after all, it’s better to watch the show. Points are the main thing, except for the owner of the field, who cares whether your work is really good or not?

What's so good about these two people keeping their heads still and not talking like this?The ratings must drop.Every episode of a variety show must have something to watch, and it’s best if there are some conflicts that can be cut in the trailer.A big goose biting people is certainly a selling point, but it doesn't last long enough.

The director team secretly clenched their fists, thinking from their hearts.While turning on all the cameras to take close-up shots, he asked someone to quietly pick up a piece of mud, stand in Chu Sinian's direction, aim at Qin Zhao and throw it over.

"Snapped!"

A lump of mud hit Qin Zhao's back.Qin Zhao stood up abruptly and looked behind him in a daze.

who hit me?

Qin Zhao felt guilty when he was filming the pd, but fortunately the camera blocked most of his face for him.He had no choice but to follow the director's team's wink and point to Chu Sinian who was opposite him with an innocent face.

Qin Zhao frowned unabashedly.This person is really not a fuel-efficient lamp. When facing the camera, he has a pure face. As soon as the camera walks away, he takes the opportunity to provoke.

Qin Zhao clenched his fist, took a step forward but stopped again.He saw the figure of Uncle Zhang not far away. The old man was hunched over, still insisting that they work together.The gray hair is a bit harsh.

Qin Zhao decided to hold back his temper, he just wanted to do more work and help the old man to share more.

The stones thrown into the lake didn't make any waves, and several people in the director's team became more anxious.Secretly said that everything was for the ratings, and asked the little assistant to pick up a bigger piece of mud, aimed at Qin Zhao cruelly and threw it over.

Snapped!

A thicker lump of mud hit Qin Zhao's head straight, and his red hair was splashed black.The mud slowly slid down his neck.

The little assistant swallowed nervously.

Qin Zhao straightened up slowly.

The filming director was also shocked by the coquettish operation of the director team, but he thought about this month's salary in the eyes of the director team, and gritted his teeth, silently pointing to Chu Sinian not far behind him.

The little assistant was sweating profusely: "Mr. Qin, don't be angry..."

Qin Zhao couldn't bear it anymore: "Chu-si-nian!"

Chu Sinian turned around.It was getting late, and the setting sun in the evening shone through the lush trees, casting the golden afterglow on his handsome profile face, which made his eyes even more beautiful. They looked like exquisite black crystals, naturally with a bit of purity and innocent.

And, cold.

People die like dogs.snort.

Qin Zhao avoided Chu Sinian's eyes and sneered coldly: "Are you interested?"

Chu Sinian frowned and looked at Qin Zhao without saying a word, wondering what medicine he had taken wrongly.

Qin Zhao was irritated by Chu Sinian's cold and arrogant expression, wiped off the dirt on his neck, and walked towards Chu Sinian, wanting to have a good theory.

Unexpectedly, just a few steps away, Chu Sinian's face suddenly changed, his whole body was stiff and motionless, and he lowered his voice:

"Don't come here!"

"Oh, Doctor Chu, do you want to be so cowardly every time—"

Qin Zhao was about to laugh a few words, but when he saw Chu Sinian's face, he was stunned.

Chu Sinian's face was as pale as a piece of paper, and cold sweat dripped down from his sharp chin.Qin Zhao followed Chu Sinian's gaze, and suddenly his heart sank heavily, as if being poured over his head by a bucket of ice water.

A sixty to seventy centimeter long snake with circular markings was winding its way up Chu Sinian's ankle. The triangular snake head spit out long black letters, and the sharp snake teeth shone slightly.

This snake must be poisonous!

With a hoarse voice, Qin Zhaoqian was surprisingly calm: "Don't move, I will try to save you."

It was too late and then quickly, before the words fell, I saw that the long snake opened its mouth and was about to bite Chu Sinian's leg and wrist. Qin Zhao's head buzzed, and he rushed over without thinking about anything else.