[Zhongyingmei] The clown is actually me

Bane, the famous broken back maniac.

Many people may think that Bane is a brainless brat, but the fact is just the opposite, Bane is strong, smart, cruel and terrible.He came to Gotham City to challenge Batman, and guessed Batman's true identity, even went into the Batcave and broke Batman's spine.If it weren't for the poisonous effects of venom on the brain, the title of Batman's worst enemy might not be the Joker's turn.

Jack once saw a saying that among the orthodox Gotham Bat villains, the Joker caused the most terrible mental trauma to Batman, and Bane the most terrible physical/physical trauma.

Of course, if the qualifier "orthodox Gotham Bat villain" is removed, then the person who caused the most terrible trauma to Batman is not the Joker, but the one who really shaped Batman when Bruce was eight years old. The man who appeared in this world is the beginning of all legendary hero stories-the gangster who shot and killed his parents in front of the young Bruce.

"Baine, it sounds like a small character in the corner of a third-rate drama." Jack pretended not to care.

In fact, he didn't really care too much, Bane did break Batman's back, forcing Bruce to sit in a wheelchair for a while, but after the master healed his injury, he threw Bane into the lunatic asylum with his backhand. Gula draws blood to serve. In "Arkham City", Baine is about to be pumped and fucked.

Besides, Bane was at the pinnacle of strength and intelligence before he was cut, and Batman couldn't beat him, so why should he go up to join in the fun, the most important thing is to protect himself.

Save your life, don't be ashamed.

"Here's my joke, I promise it's funnier than Bain, listen to me - once upon a time there was a guy who walked into a pet store and said to the store manager, 'Cut my dog's hair, $100, cut my hair , $10?', the shopkeeper said, "Dogs dare to eat poop, do you dare?" The customer said, "If I dare", the shopkeeper replied, "Then you will pay $100 for a haircut in the future." Jack said with great interest. Telling jokes.

"Puff" laughter came from all around.

Only Edward Nygma the Riddler didn't laugh: "My riddles are the most fascinating, listen: I have four eyes, but I can't see, I am..."

"Mississippi." Jack curled his lips with disdain: "You might as well listen to my riddle. I am like a bat, but taller than a steel tower. I have a human mouth, but I can't laugh. Who am I?"

(Note: I have four eyes, but I can't see. The answer is Mississippi. The word Mississippi has 4 i, and i is the same as eye in English)

The Riddler pondered for a while: "What is it?"

"It's Batman standing on the iron tower." Jack smiled playfully.

The riddle man was full of disdain: "You are also a riddle?!"

Jack immediately said another sentence, stopping the Riddler's burst of mouth: "I have another riddle. I am like a bat, but I have no wings. I am hanging upside down in the shadow of the city, holding on to the backbone of the tree. I who is it?"

The Riddler held back for a while: "What is it?"

"It's Batman hanging upside down from a branch."

Riddler: "..."

Jack laughed harder. "I'm like a mouse with wings. I put my baby in my pocket and glide through the sky. Who am I?"

The Riddler was expressionless: "It's Batman with Robin."

"Wrong, it's a sugar glider."

There were several uncontrollable laughter from around.The Riddler angrily threw the cards on the table, pulled away his chair and left.

"It's really petty to lose, so now, gentlemen... Who will find a new player to play cards with us?" Jack pouted at the back of the Riddler, "Our underground black/road emperor little penguin, or High society courtesan - former courtesan - Mister Two-Face?"

"You lost your popularity, you should go to find it." Harvey rolled his eyes with his intact half of his face, "I'm sorry, I forgot that you are lonely, people hate dogs."

"Who said, I still have Harley. Where's your fiancée?—Oh, Mr. Harvey, what an offense, I heard you were split in half, and your...that thing was in two halves too." No wonder I heard your fiancée ran away with our Gotham baby not long ago."

Harvey put the teacup heavily on the table and walked away with a cold face.

"Uh——Penguin?" Jack raised the poker in his hand innocently.

The penguin's response was a big white eye: "Do you really want to get angry with the last one who played cards with you?"

Jack shrugged innocently, and at this moment, a cold feeling hit him, like a bullet fired at high speed, or a dead body's hand stroking along the spine, and the cold finger at the end The tip touched his heart, making his hair stand on end.He trembled like electricity all over his body, and immediately stood up, causing the chair behind him to fall with too much movement. The guard guarding him was frightened by his surprise, and immediately picked up the loaded anesthesia/drunk/ The gun was aimed at him.

"What's wrong?" Penguin was also surprised by his gloomy face, he subconsciously recalled what he just said, thinking about which word stimulated the clown.

Jack was covered in cold sweat. He was held hostage by a sudden sense of fear for a moment, and finally woke up. He shook his head and made a gesture: "No, I just want to go to the toilet suddenly."

He didn't care about Penguin any more, but went straight to the toilet in the corner. The guard behind him looked at each other and followed his footsteps, still holding anesthesia/drunk/gun.

After reaching the toilet, Jack let out a long breath and looked at the skill bar:

Intuition of Fear (Lv.1/Passive Skill/Unupgradeable): When the God of Misfortune looks at you with his evil eyes, you have a chance to perceive the imminent misfortune and feel horrified by it.

*This skill is cooling down, remaining cooling time: 23 hours, 51 minutes and 31 seconds

really.

Due to improper design, the corridor leading to the bathroom is very narrow, and there are several turns. His figure briefly disappeared from the guard's sight after turning twice. The guard is well aware of the hidden safety hazards of this structure. The patient under his care sneaked up here and bit off two fingers.They hurried to follow, and saw Jack standing in front of the sink, bent over, as if he was tying his shoelaces.But in order to prevent the prisoners from getting the rope, the uniformly distributed shoes have no laces. The alarm bells in the guards' hearts were loud, and they immediately raised their guns to aim: "Don't turn your back on us, let us see your hands, palms open!"

Jack watched them for a while, then suddenly said, "Get down."

"What?" The guards were taken aback.

"I told you to get down." Jack's face didn't move, like a fixed stone statue, but the golden pupils flickered, turned and looked aside, "If you don't want to die, do as I say. Get down."

No one had time to ask further, as if deliberately responding to this ominous prophecy, just as Jack's words fell, the impact of the violent explosion collapsed the entire wall, knocking down two unidentified guards to the ground.The thick concrete wall hit them, Jack swore he definitely heard the sound of bones breaking, thanks to Lv. After losing the shackles, he crawled under the sink like a snake. The angle formed by the three walls can protect him and effectively reduce the damage caused by the debris from the explosion.He huddled under the sink, covered his head with his hands, and opened his mouth to prevent the shock from damaging his eardrums.

There were explosions one after another, mixed with screams and howls from afar, and the messy sounds were intertwined, and finally they were completely swallowed by the explosion.Jack closed his eyes and counted the seconds silently in his heart. After the explosion finally subsided, he slowly came out from under the marble sink to sniff the two guards.

Fortunately, they were all just hit by the collapsed wall and broke a few ribs, without any particularly fatal skin trauma.But when they saw Jack approaching, they first showed confusion, then fear, and finally despair. Their eyes reflected Jack's strange smiling face, and their mouths were full of sticky blood foam. Throat chokes and I can't say a word, but Jack can see that what they're trying to say is, "God, you might as well let me get stoned to death".

However, the clown did not pull out a knife or laughing gas. He squeezed his lips tightly, dragged the two guards to a safe place, and made a simple hemostatic bandage to prevent the broken rib from being inserted into the lung and causing a pneumothorax: "Bring here Hold still, it should last until the doctor arrives."

The guard revealed that he was puzzled at first, hesitated for a while, and then showed a look of gratitude tremblingly.Although I don't know why the clown suddenly became merciful, but if he doesn't show some color, maybe the clown will play tricks when he gets angry... However, Jack didn't care about their terrified thanks, but picked up the pistols/guns on their waists .

It's over!He's going to shoot us all!This is the clown's favorite trick, he will make his prey think he will survive, and then shoot them when they breathe a sigh of relief!

The guard closed his eyes resignedly, but after waiting for a while, nothing happened.Frightened, he opened one eyelid and looked around, but the green-haired man had disappeared.

Another guard finally spat out the blood from his mouth: "...the clown didn't kill us?"

"seems like it."

The two were silent, and they both knew why each other was silent.

"We... were saved by the clown...?"

There was pain in his chest, and the guard slowed down his breathing: "It seems...it's like this."

The two were relatively silent, and a strange atmosphere permeated the narrow corner.A guard licked the corner of his mouth, and rolled his mouth full of blood into his throat: "Today is really... the most surprising day in my life."

Jack, who walked away, shook the pistol/gun in his hand and hummed a proud tune.

Arkham Asylum is having trouble again.

Jack asked himself, with the frequency of Arkham's accidents, if he were Batman, he would be so angry that he would be bald at an early age.

Fortunately he is not.