[Zhongyingmei] The clown is actually me

Women's clothing is mixed in.

Director Gordon silently glanced at Jack's height.

How could there be a lady close to two meters? It's not Mrs. Shakuhachi.

Jack ignored this obvious flaw, rubbed his chin and pondered for a while: "It's a little feasible, but I can't go alone,? I need someone to cover me or meet me,? Which one of you will come?"

Jason and Commissioner Gordon glanced at each other, and both of them took a step back.

Jack's eyes flicked between the two of them. Director Gordon is an adult male who is over forty years old. Although his body has not grown horizontally like his age, he has been exercising all the year round, and his muscles are too thick. Reluctantly put on a skirt,? Also strong like a sumo wrestler.And Jason has just passed 16 years old, and his figure already has the appearance of an adult man. His shoulders are especially broad, but his waist is narrow. The trapezoid from shoulder to waist is very steep, and it can be seen at a glance that it is a male skeleton. .The most important point is,? As one of the few Gotham villains who is closely connected with Batman,? Catwoman is very likely to know what Jason looks like.

Should Batman go?

Jack thought about Batman's weight of two hundred pounds, and the pink King Kong Barbie in a fluffy princess dress appeared in his mind, and he shivered with aversion to the cold.

"Jason? Can you contact Damian?" After thinking about it, Damian is the right one? The skeleton of a seven or eight-year-old boy hasn't grown yet, and Damian has been with the League of Assassins before,? Never met Catwoman.

Jason thought for a while about Damian's disobedience to anyone but Batman. He was as irritable as a little leopard. He didn't seem like a master who would obediently wear a skirt.So he replied: "It can't be done, Damian can't agree."

"You trick him back first, and if you don't agree, we will force him to wear it. He can't beat us all three." Jack took off the fever-reducing sticker on his forehead, "Besides, Jason, I know you are at ease with Damie." There is a grudge, there is nothing embarrassing to admit. This kind of thing, if you keep holding back it is not good for yourself, it is better to let him suffer some insignificant small losses, and calm down your mood. Besides - don’t you want to see him wear a skirt?"

In "New 52 Batman and Robin", Damian is a child who is brave, kind, and respects Batman, but this respect is only given to his biological father, Batman, and others are not treated so well.In the comics, Damian once said that he would challenge his three older brothers one by one. When it was Jason's turn, he deliberately stimulated Jason with a crowbar, and also mentioned in front of Jason that he was beaten to death by a clown.When Jack saw this scene, he had only one thought, and that was that Jason was really well-bred for not spanking Damian.

Listening to their chatting more and more vigorously, completely ignoring the most fatal flaw.Director Gordon couldn't help interrupting the conversation: "Wait a minute, haven't you considered how conspicuous a woman with a height of nearly two meters is?"

The answer he got was a nonchalant whistle: "Height is not an issue, just a little misplacement."

At seven o'clock in the evening, Willie's Opera House in southeast Gotham City.

The flood rose faster than the Penguin regime imagined. The Barcelona Hotel, which was originally used for banquets by dignitaries and dignitaries, was flooded. The upper class in New Gotham had to condescend and move to the higher-lying Opera House. .Under the supervision of a dozen machines/guns, the theater staff showed super high efficiency and quickly opened the theater hall that only opens once a year.Security guards in neat suits stood at the door, checking every invitation.They are all subordinates of the Penguin. Two months have passed, but they still can't change their gang/gang style. Even though they know that the guests are either rich or expensive, they still act violently towards them.

At this moment, the sound of high heels hitting the floor was heard. A security guard followed the sound and saw a noble lady walking towards him.She wore a royal blue velvet bowler hat with a bright silk bow and a classic white veil under the brim.The golden yarn-like curly hair fell like seaweed, all the way over the snow-white neck, winding to the full chest, and the expensive gemstone necklace at the collarbone was shining.The lady was wearing a sapphire blue long dress, hand-cut, with layers of soft lace on the placket and cuffs, a black lady bag in one hand with long gloves, and a girl who looked only seven or eight in the other hand. year old boy.The boy was wearing the same expensive black dress, his lips were drawn into a straight line.

"Mrs. Christian Alice?" The security guard took the invitation, and his eyes stayed on the lady's face for a while.The woman named Christian Alice had a good figure, but her face paled in comparison to her slender waist and slender legs.

"It's me, this is my nephew, sorry, he is not used to this kind of social situation." Alice said and pushed the boy forward.

Although she is old, her shoulders are a bit broad, and her height is close to 1.8 meters, this matches the photos on the invitation list, and some female models can also grow very tall.There was no contradiction, the security guard could only look away reluctantly and let the lady go.

The wife and his nephew left, and soon, their figures disappeared among the high society's clothes and temples, amidst the intermingling of wine and wine.After confirming that the people around would not pay attention to them, "Nephew" said in a low voice, "Why can't we just tie up that thief cat?"

"There are too many irrelevant people at the banquet, and Penguin will take them as hostages and threaten us." Madam said, her voice was remarkably male, "If possible, try not to use extreme measures against Catwoman, she might be you in the future stepmother."

"How could my father let a bad guy marry into the Batcave?"

"Does this 'bad guy' include your mother Thalia?"

In fact, he told a little lie. The matter of Catwoman and Batman has not been written yet, and the identity of Mrs. Wayne can't deter Jack.The reason why radical measures are not used is because Jack is a gentleman, and he always treats girls gently and tenderly.If it was the Riddler who had known the news, Jack would not have gone to the trouble of sneaking into the dinner party, but would have stripped the Riddler naked and hung him on the Wayne Tower for questioning.

Yes, this Lady Christian Alice and her nephews are Jack and Damian.

Lv.35's face-changing skills allow Jack to easily make up a woman. He puts cotton in the tights, and uses the padding to shape a female figure like a sculptor. Then he arranges the wig and puts on himself makeup.Damian remembers sitting on a stool and watching Jack use shadows, highlights and prostheses to paint a new face like a skin. It felt like watching a snow-white waterfowl comb its feathers.The final result surprised Jason and others. Jack, wearing the stolen dress, perfectly disguised himself as a noble lady—if you ignore that the lady is two meters tall, the original floor-length dress even his If you can't even cover your ankles.

To solve the height problem, rely on other means.

"I didn't expect you to be able to shrink the bones of the country." Damian said if he had other intentions, "Besides, the disguise even tricked the guards. I planned to take you to escape as soon as you were exposed."

"Small tricks. When they focus on your chest, they won't bother to look at your face." Jack patted his plump chest, and he put a lot of cotton on it

The bone reduction technique allowed Jack to successfully adjust his skeleton and reduce his height, but this skill cannot be used too much, and the state will not last for a long time, otherwise it will cause muscle and ligament strain all over the body.

Damian is more capable than they thought, and Jason and Jack ultimately failed to put a skirt on Damian.For this reason, Jack looked at Damian's dress and sighed deeply because Jean missed a good opportunity to laugh at Damian for 20 years: "Leave that aside, we have to find Catwoman."

There is no need to look for this, Damian rolled his eyes, and pointed to Catwoman standing in the center of the crowd.Catwoman was wearing an emerald-colored mermaid skirt, her jet-black hair was combed high, revealing a swan-like slender snow-white neck.She is a first-class beauty, and she is also radiant when she stands in the center of the crowd. The beauty of other women beside her is as thin as dust on a leaf in front of her.

"How do we trick her out?"

Jack took out a folded note from his pocket: "Go find a way to approach her and tell him, 'I am Bruce's biological son, Damian Wayne, and my mother Thalia has Let me tell you, please come to the place on this note'."

"Why not in Bruce's name?"

"Our Ms. Serena, I'm afraid she is angry with Mr. Bruce, because he gave birth to a child with another woman without telling him. You have to be considerate of the feelings of the lady in love." Jack patted him on the shoulder.

Catwoman won't necessarily meet Batman, but she's likely to return to meet Talia in a subtle sense of competitiveness.He wasn't afraid that Catwoman would pass on Damian's news to Penguin, and according to the law issued by Bane, if any member of the Bat-family showed up, they would execute Alfred.Batman will never forgive Catwoman if Alfred is killed because of her snitch.Catwoman just wants to steal something, and it doesn't seem like she really has a death feud with Batman. It is more appropriate to leave the job of killing Alfred to the Joker.

Damian muttered and left, Jack stood in the corner of the opera house hall and let out a deep breath.The intertwining of cups in front of him gradually blurred, leaving only the warm yellow blocks coming from a distance, and the laughter of men and women with unknown meaning. He put his hands on his forehead, staggered back a few steps, and was suddenly hugged.The man's strong arms were tightly wrapped around his waist, making him lean back into his arms.The gentleman's hands were wearing white sealskin gloves, and his fingers were slender and strong.Jack turned his head and saw the clown's face in the complex light and shadow of the crystal chandelier.

The clown is rarely fully dressed, with a clean face and no strange makeup.Wearing a crisp black suit, dark green hair combed back, and a Nazi Iron Cross and tricolor ribbon on his chest, he looked like an old-fashioned classic British gentleman.He smiled at Jack, drank the fruit wine in the goblet in one gulp, and exhaled warm breath slightly alcoholic in Jack's ear: "Beautiful lady, are you interested in dancing?"