[Zhongyingmei] The clown is actually me

Jack was woken up by rubbing.

He opened his eyes, and found a girl with orange hair sitting beside the bed. She pressed her thin white hands on her head, and rubbed them very impolitely, as if she was touching a fluffy toy teddy bear .Seeing Jack wake up, the girl gave a sarcastic smile: "I've always been curious about how your green hair feels to the touch..."

This girl is the famous Batwoman,? Barbara Gordon, she is the daughter of Gotham Police Chief James Gordon, shortly after becoming Batwoman,? Barbara was beaten by the Joker in "Fatal Joke" Injured the lumbar spine, paralyzed the lower body from then on, couldn't walk upright, could only sit in a wheelchair, and used computer hacking techniques to assist Batman, which later became the "Oracle".

The young man standing next to Barbara, wearing a tight black uniform,? There is a blue wing logo on the chest,? It is the first generation of Robin who has left Batman to fly solo, Dick Grayson, and now he His title is "Nightwing".

"When did you arrive?" Jack looked around at the people in the room. Everyone was there. Only he slept until ten o'clock, but no one called him to get up.If it hadn't been for Barbara rubbing his hair to wake him up, maybe he could have slept until the afternoon.And he slept in Batman's room last night,? To take care of him,? Batman himself slept on a recliner not far away,?

"I sneaked in with the humanitarian rescue team this morning. Here, your medicine." Ye Yi threw him a few medicine bottles, and said half-jokingly, "I heard that you have rehabilitated yourself?"

He's been solo for a few years now, and rarely returns to Gotham unless Batman calls him in for a favor.Naturally, he didn't know much about the recent situation of his old friends in Arkham. In recent months, he vaguely knew that the clown's mental condition had improved.But it wasn't until Jason contacted him a few days ago and disclosed some details that he understood the extent of this "improvement".If he had come a few months later, he might have come back to see that the Joker had become Batman's deputy.

Jack twitched the corners of his mouth and let out a dry laugh: "Yes, I was influenced by Batman's heroic spirit. I turned to the dark and turned to the good. I swear that I will never do bad things again. I only want to follow Batman to the ends of the earth and the end of my life."

Batman came in with a bowl of hot porridge, and interrupted the two of them in time. Jack put on his coat, smoothed his hair with his hands, took the bowl of hot porridge, and stirred it with a spoon. Sprinkle a handful of chopped white sesame seeds, green shallots and fat shrimps float on the porridge.His signs of gastrointestinal bleeding became more and more serious, and he could not eat irritating solid food. Looking at this bowl of plain porridge with no sweet taste at all, he sighed sadly: "Bat, your people are all here, so take the next step." What's the next arrangement?"

"Assault Wayne Manor and take Alfred away."

"So fast? No more trimming? I remember you still have a few bones that haven't healed."

Batman didn't answer directly, but picked up the remote control on the table, turned on the TV, and changed a few channels.After Gotham City was taken over by the Bane regime, the Penguins specially spent a lot of money to build a crude new TV station, which was specially used to promulgate their administrative bans and sex codes.Now Jack saw the familiar totem representing the penguin government: an emperor penguin carrying a chain bomb and a fire/arrow/barrel.

Immediately afterwards, he heard the broadcast from the hostess: "... At 6:30 this morning, the Penguin government issued a Class A arrest warrant on behalf of all the people of Gotham. The wanted person is the super criminal 'Joker'. Anyone who reports and provides Residents with information will receive a reward of 100 million dollars... In addition, a stern warning is issued to the criminal Batman who is still at large. The Metropolitan Police Department has already obtained evidence that you are harboring the 'Joker'. Please hand over your accomplices to the government immediately , otherwise, at 12 o'clock tomorrow morning, Bane will execute Alfred..."

Ye Yi made a gesture with a smile, and said to Jack: "Now Bain is broadcasting your arrest warrant on the TV in turn. The crime is rape/violence/young/female."

"..." Jack thought about when he offended the Penguin, and even gave him such a lowly accusation to disgust him, "... I want to clarify here, bat, I have never done such a thing. I like it Long legs and big breasts."

He glanced at Batman's bulging breasts with a full B? cup, and added: "Well, it's not this big chest."

"Okay." Batman clapped his hands, interrupting their discussion about the man's pectoral muscles, "Stop chatting, take action and get ready. Tonight, we will take back Wayne Manor!"

The heavy cumulonimbus clouds parted briefly one afternoon, revealing a bright sun.When the hour hand passed 7 on the dial, the sky gradually darkened, and the red sun wheel, like molten iron, gradually cooled and extinguished as it sank, and finally disappeared behind the tall buildings, and the stars and the moon rose from the other end of the sky , Under the deep blue sky, the high-rise buildings are like the dead bodies of the city, and the gradually lit lights are the last breath of Gotham after a long ordeal.

Jack cut back his excessively long green curls, and once again put on the elaborate frock coat.

The hazy moonlight lifted the off-white cotton and linen curtains, leaving a fluffy bright edge on the tall and slender British man's body.He was wearing a snow-white French shirt, a black suit vest, and a complicated and gorgeous handmade dress, with a long swallowtail hanging down below his knees.The top hat is pushed down very low, the dark dress is straight, with a silver embossed brooch of Salome in front of the collar, and a delicate bow tie.The slender hands were wrapped in white silk gloves, and the cuffs were painted with dark patterns, which were tightly covered by layered lace.

Jack was carrying a tan cowhide case in his hand, and a pair of gold filigree glasses on his face—Jason knew his eyesight was fine, and the glasses were purely decorative—the chains of dark gold glasses ran down his cheeks One side is wrapped around the back of the neck, and this cross decoration is hung on the edge.His dark curly hair was combed neatly, and the moonlight flowed on him, like some kind of bright water, making him look gentle and polite, like a young professor of noble birth.

Jason looked at Jack, who looked like a duke with honors: "Do you really want to climb the wall in this thousand-dollar dress?"

"This suit is [-] dollars, hand-cut." Jack corrected, "It doesn't matter, if it is damaged, it will be regarded as a work-related injury, and the rich guy in Gotham will pay me for a new one. Are you sure it is here?"

At noon, Batman decided on the offensive tactics of the "Wayne Manor Recapture Battle". The Wayne Manor Recapture Battle was carried out simultaneously with other fronts to ensure that the lunatics were too busy to take care of themselves and could not support each other.All members of the Batman family are divided into two teams. Batwoman Kate Kane and Commissioner Gordon fight against the mad hatters who control the Gotham Police Department; Nightwing and Batgirl Barbara sneak into Gotham City The government department, deal with the Penguin and other faction lunatics; the remaining people are divided into two teams, Batman leads Damian to sneak into the manor from the forest in the south of Wayne Manor, while Jason takes Jack to the back mountain path, the destination is The hidden engine room on the southwest side of Wayne Manor.

Jason and his mission are to avoid all eyes and ears, enter the hidden computer room, cut off the power supply of Wayne Manor, activate the exclusive network developed by Wayne Enterprises, establish a vacuum zone that cannot be monitored by Tim, and restore the Bat family's exclusive network. communication signal.

but……

Jack and Jason walked through the jungle together and came to the wall. Facing the four-meter-high wall covered with shattered glass and barbed wire, he raised his head and said, "I regret it a bit. Can we turn around and go back now?"

Jason sighed deeply: "You stay here, I will go up first, and then I will pull you."

"But I see a dog hole over there..."

"How can a Gotham hero go through a dog hole?!" Jason shouted angrily, throwing the rope hook gun to the top of the wall. Before the rope touched the wall, a huge silver arc appeared on the wall , It was frighteningly bright, like a new moon rising under the night sky.

After a moment of silence, Jack said: "It seems that they have set a new current for your Batpapa's little mechanism, which is definitely stronger than the one hundred volt buzzer I have in my hand."

Jason glanced at him: "Where is the dog hole you just mentioned?"

In desperation, Robin, the deputy of the Gotham Nightmare Dark Knight, can only drill dog holes with the most terrifying criminals in Gotham history.The dog hole is not very big, and it is hidden behind the bushes in the garden. The edge is very new, and it should have been dug with a shovel recently.Jason thought for a while, wondering if this was a Bane trap, but he finally concluded that the hole should have been dug by Alfred, evidenced by the fact that the decorative shrubs near the dog's hole had been moved and created by hand. A monitoring four corners, their figures were just blocked by a shuttle-shaped pine tree, which would not trigger the alarm of the defense system.This is no coincidence, during the time of being kidnapped by Bane, Alfred did not sit still.

"This experience is enough for me to laugh at you for 20 years." Jack commented.

Jason rolled his eyes at him: "Shut up."

The two walked through the garden, Jack in front and Jason in the rear.In front of him is the back of Jack. His shoulders are broad, his waist appears to be very thin, the inverted trapezoid from shoulder to waist is very steep, his hips are flat, and his two long straight legs are like compasses.Looking at his shadow, Jason remembered what Batman told him not long ago. At dusk, Batman put a hand on his shoulder and said to him: "Jason, Jack's body may be bigger than we imagined." Worse, if he can't hold on, immediately respond to the smuggler and take him to Gotham Central Hospital, where there are still several trusted doctors. But, "

Batman handed a can of light green injection to Jason, with a serious expression as if he was handing over the holy sword of murder. He continued: "The most important thing is to protect yourself. This is an anesthetic that can restrict Jack's movements. One more thing - when you see Jack's ring on his ring finger, be very careful."