[Zhongyingmei] The clown is actually me

"Pudin,? Let's get married."

When hearing Harry's words, Jack had only one thought in his mind.

Clown, what the hell did you do to that little girl? Let me help you deal with your relationship right now.

Also, why does Harry say that you and Batman look so much like a gay couple, if I didn't know that there is only life and death between the two of you,? I would have thought you were forced to be a gay wife.

He coughed twice, and pulled his hand out of Harry's hand. Seeing his actions, Harry's eyes were like two red-hot charcoal balls meeting cold water, and they suddenly went out. Only a blank space remains.Maybe it's because Harley's expression is too sad,? It can be said that he is out of his mind, which makes Jack feel a little bit unbearable. A young girl proposes to him in full view, and he can't refuse too simply,? At least give Halle some face ,? So he said: "I'll talk about it later, I don't have time to think about it now—"

He lowered his head and wiped the blood under his nose: "——the blood can't stop, I have to go to Gotham Central Hospital."

"Let me go with you!" Harry jumped up off, ? hanging on to him like a monkey.

Jason pulled Harry away expressionlessly: "You will only be sent to Arkham Asylum."

"You can't do that, I'm a doctor,? I have a Ph. D. in Psychology! You're going to be busy cleaning up the mess left by penguins and chunks of meat,? No more time for my pudding, right? I can babysit Him! You vicious witches, bat monsters, and idiots, don't try to separate the loving king from the queen!" Harry clutched Jack's sleeve tightly, and bared his teeth at Jason like a kitten.

Batman and Jack exchanged a few glances,? After a long talk all night, Jack's spirit gradually stabilized, and the medicine that Nightwing brought back from outside Gotham City could last for a while.Harley lived in harmony with Alfred during the kidnapping, obeyed her pudding, followed his lead, and should be trusted.

And Harry is right, Jack's health is not optimistic, he can no longer help Batman, the Bat family needs to clean up the mess left by the Penguin regime, solve Catwoman and the rioting youth resistance forces, I am afraid it will be a few days A fierce battle.And Jack needs to spare manpower for nursing. Thinking about it this way, Halle is indeed a suitable candidate. She is a doctor of psychology, and all doctors of medicine have undergone clinical skills training.

Batman looked at Harry warily, and whispered to Jack, "Keep in touch at all times."

"No problem, Bat." Jack gestured.

Harry hugged Jack's arm and left. Their figures elongated under the moonlight, cuddling each other like two long black swords.Batman moved his arm. His humerus and several ribs were broken in the scuffle. Now the responsible Fred is bandaging his wound. Said: "Jason, I will escort Bane back to Arkham Asylum with Damian later, contact Nightwing and Kate, and ask them to report the battle. I'll go to the Batcave, you wait for me when I come back."

He gasped, and with Alfred's support, he slowly walked into the familiar bat cave.A gust of wet and cold water vapor rushed towards his face, causing him to sneeze heavily. His gaze wandered around, and suddenly he fixed on a floor tile in front of the Bat Computer. The square black stone floor tiles fit together seamlessly, without any abnormality.But he squatted down, rubbing the gap between the floor tiles with his fingers, his hands were wet.

This floor tile was opened not long ago, according to the degree of solidification of the mud, it was just half an hour ago.

An ominous premonition rose in Batman's heart. He turned on the Batcomputer, and the huge rectangular screen lit up, startling the bat hanging on the top of the cave.After entering personal information, the bat computer confirmed the access rights, and he immediately called up the access log on the computer. A large amount of information flowed into the computer, and finally appeared on the blue quantum screen.He looked at it for a while, and suddenly shouted to the door: "Jason, go after Jack! Hurry up!"

"What's wrong? What happened?" Jason replied.

"Harry took a stop potion! This potion will cause great damage to Jack. She took Jack away to avoid me! Jason, follow me..." Batman ran forward a few steps, Suddenly, everything in front of him began to turn upside down, as if the floor under his feet suddenly disappeared, and he fell into a colorful kaleidoscope.In the surging black mist, he lost his balance and fell heavily on the ground, his chin hurting from hitting the cold and hard stone.At this moment, Alfred's voice came from next to his ear: "Master!"

Panting, he said the second half of the sentence: "...to chase them together, don't go alone..."

Immediately there was darkness.

the other side.

There is still a long way to go from Wayne Manor to downtown Gotham, and Jack and Harry couldn’t walk there, so Harry waved a hammer and “borrowed” a luxury car on the side of the road, and jumped into the driver’s seat to give Jack a hand. Be a driver.

"J-sir~? We got rid of the dark bat freak, so what do we do next? Shall we blow up Gotham Central Elementary, or give the bloody stinkbird regime a super big surprise, or A super surprise for the people of Gotham with time/time/bomb/bomb? Pudding, pudding, pudding, I heard that the mayor of Gotham built a huge clock tower, what a fool, the bigger the building, the more fun it is to blow up, Where should we go to play?" Harry said while blowing bubbles, seeing that there was no sound around him for a long time, he turned his head to look at Jack: "Pudin?"

Jack closed his eyes and meditated, without answering.

"But play with me after the break, Mr. J, do you remember the 'Smiley Fishbowl' project? Last time there was Venom in the suburbs, I checked it out before I came to Gotham, it's in good condition, we can pour it into the subway Here! Imagine people slamming on the glass frantically when they smell poisonous gas in a closed car, just like fish in a fishbowl!" Seeing Jack's lack of interest, Harry immediately changed the name, "Or 'The Clown Wax Museum', really Brilliant genius idea! Let's find a few living people together, water them into Bat Freak and his dirty Robin bird, and hang the wax figure in front of the Gotham Police Station window, in a row of...  "

Jack listened to Harley talk about various 18G operations, and couldn't help admiring Batman in his heart. The clown, a lunatic who is full of creativity in killing people, can endure the clown's messing around in Gotham without killing him. Willpower is great.He was so irritated by her noise that he couldn't help but say, "Be quiet for a while. Harry, I want to rest."

"What are you talking about, Mr. J, don't you want to go out and make a scene?"

Jack was silent.

Harry's smile disappeared, and the car was filled with suffocating silence. After a long time, Harry smiled and broke the silence: "Mr. Jack, you are not my Mr. J at all, are you?"

Jack froze for a moment: "You know?"

"How could I not know that Mr. J will only hurt me, he always kicks me, hits me, throws me away, occasionally sweet talk to me, wave, I go back. He never protects me, more He won't rush into the fire to save me, won't stop Solomon Grundy from letting me go, and won't cooperate with Batman for me-as long as Batman is in front of him, his eyes won't stay on me at all... But I still love him, I love him, I love my Mr. J deeply." Halle said calmly, "Mr. Jack, I can love you too, because you are also a clown, now we should go crazy and make some bombs /Medicine and Army/Fire..."

Jack sighed: "Haileen, I'm not a clown, I don't and I won't go crazy with you. And... sorry, I sympathize with you, but I can't love you. You were hurt too deeply by the clown, he twisted Blinded your will, blinded your heart. You should go back to Arkham, get treatment, forget about the clown, be normal again, fall in love with poison ivy or whoever, and don't go back to the clown anyway. Whatever the clown. "

When Harry heard his words, he suddenly laughed: "Mr. Jack, you are always like this. You always think that a woman has no will of her own, and she will fall in love, so she bows to a certain man and allows him to manipulate him. I am really deeply attracted by clowns." Hurt deeply, his victims are many, many, but I am not one of them. My pudding didn't twist me, not for a second, he just ripped my heart open and let me see the truth."

"That's why he twisted you..."

"No, he didn't twist me. He made me see me, and I was never a good girl. I like explosions, chainsaws and pistols, blood, gasoline, knives in people's bodies , I also like my Mr. J, his charming madness, and his indifference, but the bad jokes are kind of disgusting. He is a kind of chaos, crazy, elegant, full of malice, I love him so much, as long as he brings Crazy with me, just beckon and I'll go with him. I don't care who he is, be it a clown, 'Jack', green eyes or gold eyes, it doesn't matter, what matters is that it's funny enough, enough With drama, preferably with a laugh! If you are the same, I can love you too."

Jack was horrified, he felt that Harry's words were very familiar.

"Mr Jack, you're a much better man, Batman drugged my pudding and turned you from Gotham's worst criminal to what you are now. But it's not you, you're the Emperor of Gotham , is the nightmare of this city, its dark soul, you used to be a god, you were a devil! The most ruthless gangsters have to bow down to you! But now you are like a fucking lamb, Just bleating at Batman and refusing to come with me to gas the subway." They were passing through a dark tunnel when Harry turned his head, light eyes in the dark It was frighteningly bright, and equally bright was the injection in her hand, the golden liquid was swaying in the syringe, "It was the despicable Batman who made you like this, he tore you down The Clown's Crown and imprisoned you in it. It's not you, but me, I'll save you."

"--pudding."