[Zhongyingmei] The clown is actually me

The heartbeat, blood flow and breathing slowly resumed, and Jack sat up stiffly from the iron board.He was very sure that his actions at this moment were no different from that of a corpse.

He tore off the shroud from his head and turned to look at Batman.Long time no see,? Batman hasn't changed much,? Still dressed like a pitch-black crow,? Long black skin hanging down to the ground, face tense,? Almost expressionless.The two looked each other up and down for a while, each mentally evaluating each other's recent situation, Batman is the same as before, but Jack has lost a lot of weight, with a layer of insomnia black under his eyelids, his hair is getting longer and longer, dark green curly hair Around the neck.Batman broke the awkward silence: "I didn't receive your call,? The Wayne Group didn't transfer it to me."

Jack responded vaguely. The two remained silent for a while, and finally said at the same time, "Sorry."

Both Jack and Batman were stunned,? Jack gestured for him to speak first,? Then he gave a wry smile: "About Jason's death... sorry, Batman. I would have been able to control him,? But I Couldn't do it."

"The reason is that I made the destruction program." Batman looked down at him, "I once arbitrarily thought that you would be more dangerous than him if you lost control, I'm sorry."

Jack's nose is a bit uncomfortable, how to say,? Compared to the guy who came up and gave him two old punches,? Throw him on the back seat of the Batmobile,? Let him vomit blood and vomit all kinds of meat, or His old friend Bruce Sweetie is much better.It’s hard for him to say that he didn’t feel sad when he was beaten by Arkham bat when he wanted to help, and he didn’t dare to say that he didn’t feel sad when he was retorted when he wanted to persuade the prodigal son of the Arkham knight to turn back. He was emotionally weak, not mentally handicapped.He put away his sorrows, and patted Batman on the shoulder: "The muscles are harder, have you exercised recently?"

Batman tore off his hand: "Where have you been all this time?"

"You may not believe it, but I went to the Metropolis to become a professor of mathematics." Jack's eyes wandered, "I bought a villa there, and I did gardening when I was free. The garden was full of wild roses, and I even hooked up with you." I got a nice psychiatrist, and now..."

Before he finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong. He had just crawled out of the small cabinet in the morgue, and his words were too unconvincing.In the gap between his fugues for a moment, Batman silently grabbed both of his hands, and took out the handcuffs from his waist. There was a sound of metal snapping together. When he came back to his senses, he found that his wrist had been bat The handcuffs in the shape of the handcuffs were tightly bound, and he struggled a few times, but he couldn't break free, so he could only say with a little frustration: "You sent me back to Arkham Asylum just after we met? Anyway, I was so moved." Let the love brew longer!"

"Arkham Asylum is the best mental hospital in Gotham City. It can give you the treatment you need most." Batman pressed the communicator, "Penny One, I caught Jack. I'll send him back to Acre immediately M."

"You're so unselfish, no wonder you have few friends!" Jack said while struggling, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration: "Wait, I have an evil partner, an accomplice who committed crimes with me. He was supposed to meet me outside, by the way Let the wind go, Bat, I can lure him here, and you handcuff him too, and even if I'm guilty and meritorious, don't send me to Arkham Asylum—at least don't send me right now!"

"Partner?" Batman asked suspiciously.

Jack nodded immediately: "Really! I swear to God, my accomplice is an unfilial son. He often beats his old father with fists and fists. In fact, he doesn't listen to me, but if you take me away, Who knows if he will come to rob the prison halfway, you might as well arrest him with me from the beginning, it will save a lot of trouble. Don't worry about me escaping, you are my good friend, how could I lie to you? "

Batman pondered for a moment, then loosened the iron-like hands holding his wrist: "Yes."

Jack shook his wrist, making the sound of iron chains colliding. He secretly glanced at the bright "Teammate Betrayal" in the skill bar, and said in his heart: Sorry, Jason, I definitely can't go to Arkham , I can only ask you to drag Batman and let me escape in the chaos.

You come on.

Jack turned around, and suddenly he felt Batman hugging him from behind, his figure swayed, and finally pressed tightly against the other's chest.Through the pitch-black battle armor, he could keenly feel Batman's heartbeat against his ribs, beating steadily and powerfully.He is not used to this kind of emotional display, as if intimacy is an unspeakable shame.Jack was at a loss for a while, but he didn't struggle hard. Instead, he sighed and patted Batman's hand: "Fu's workmanship is good, you are getting heavier and heavier."

Batman let him go without saying anything.Jack was used to it, and real words were harder for Batman than body language.He coughed softly, turned on the communicator, pinched his nose, and forcibly put on the tone of a weak girl who was kidnapped: "Hey, young brave man, your king was kidnapped by the big devil, quickly wave your sword, defeat The evil dragon climbed up the tall building to rescue me, and I am willing to marry you the most beautiful princess in the world."

Jason: "..."

Batman: "..."

Jason was speechless before he asked, "What's your situation?"

Jack said embarrassingly: "I was discovered by the police, and now I'm stuck in the morgue, handcuffed, come and get me."

"Thank you for telling me the news. I've already booked a flight to Greece. We'll see you in the Aegean Sea—or in your next life." Jason said coolly.

"My red knight! They are going to send me to Arkham. If I am thrown into Arkham, it will be over. You know I will die there! Seeing that I spent at least 1000 million on you Come on... If you don't come, I will double the bill and entrust it to the debt collection agency, and let them get a group of hooligans to splash red paint on your father's door."

"You just said that you spent 600 million on me two days ago!" A few days later, another 400 million was added. Jason recalled the bill of 600 million US dollars, and a water glass could be quoted as 1200 US dollars. He took a breath and calmed down. Come down: "Okay, since the other party is a policeman, then give him the communicator, and I will tell him."

Jack handed the communicator to Batman, and before Batman could speak, Jason's voice changed from the communicator: "Hey, Mr. Police, in front of you is the scariest thing in Gotham history." Hurry up and throw him into the bottom floor of the Arkham Asylum and imprison him until he dies. As for me, I am just an ordinary person who was threatened by him and forced to assist him. Don’t bother to investigate me. I will go to the Greek peninsula for vacation right away, goodbye.”

After he finished speaking, he cut off the communication, and there was a cold beeping sound from the other end of the communicator, which stopped after a while, and the two people present were very hard of hearing, and they heard what Jason said clearly, Batman looked at him , as if to say, "You and your accomplice have nothing to do with Bi Jin Jian." Jack looked a little embarrassed, smiled a few times, and said firmly: "It's okay, he will definitely come. He is a man full of justice." Good boy, but that mouth doesn't sound very nice."

Batman still didn't speak, he led Jack out of the morgue, and was about to go around the small door and get on the Batmobile parked in the dark part of the alley. shattered the chains on Jack's handcuffs.Batman took out his Batarang, but it was followed by a smoke/mist/bomb, which was detonated by the bullet on the way, and the snow-white smoke spread quickly, and Jack immediately broke free from Batman's grasp, hunched over His body was hidden in the fog and he left quickly. The thick smoke made him cough twice, but someone grabbed his wrist suddenly. He raised his head, and his two bright yellow round glasses moved in the smoke, like faintly flickering light bulbs.

Jason lowered his voice and said to him, "Go!"

Of course they failed to run smoothly, and Batman is not a vegetarian.

Before they moved, Batman rushed out of the nearby smoke like a cannonball, and threw the black owl to the ground. Jason's last move before being knocked down was to push Jack away.

Jack staggered back two steps, the smoke had dissipated a little, he half sat on the ground and looked at it with interest for a while, finally realized that now is not the time to see Bat's father be kind and filial, so he quickly stood up and ran away, but still After running for a few steps, a relatively thin and slender boy suddenly rushed out from the hiding place, hugged his legs with his arms, Jack was caught off guard, and fell to the ground with his jaw bone on the ground, almost knocking out all his teeth.Taking advantage of his falling so badly that he couldn't react, the teenager held down his hand, crossed his wrists behind his back, and put the handcuffs on him again.

Jack spat out the blood in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Little...Little Xiaohong?"

"It's Robin... You can call me Xiaohong." The boy wearing a red uniform very similar to Jason said, with some familiarity in his words, "Stay here, don't move."

Jack snorted twice, looked at Batman and Jason who were fighting fiercely: "Don't stop them, this is the traditional way for their old friends to meet and express their closeness."

"Close?"

"Like mountain gorillas in the jungles of Uganda, slapping each other's chests violently to express love... something like that, you haven't been Robin long enough to get the idea. I'm not saying your family is like Gorilla."

Jack spat out a mouthful of blood. He fell hard just now. Just as he adjusted his breathing, he saw Jason throw off Batman's grip forcefully, and kicked Batman back a few steps. In the space to breathe, he is really as nimble and light as a bird, and as vigorous and powerful as a leopard.He rushed towards Jack quickly, drew out the shiny long knife at his waist, and with a whirl of the knife, Tim fell to the ground, and slammed into Tim's chest with the hard handle to ensure that Temporary dizziness, there is no way to stand up immediately to hinder him.

Jason grabbed Jack's hand, but Jack had just fallen so hard that he was dizzy and couldn't keep up with him for a while.He grabbed Jack's belt and carried the 1.9-meter-tall man on his shoulders. The movement was smooth and without stagnation, making one suspect that he was picking up a small animal. Jason didn't even have a breath, and went straight Say to Jack, "Go!"