[Zhongyingmei] The clown is actually me

When Ye Yi walked out of the elevator, the first thing he saw was Jack sitting next to him.The latter was wearing a crown prince-like black dress, sitting on a small black cherry wood chair, with two long legs folded and dangling like a wet swift.

Ye Yi's eyes touched the iconic green color, and he retracted his stepping foot suspiciously.

Jack did it closer to the elevator. He turned his head following the notification sound of the arrival of the elevator, and saw Ye Yi with a suspicious face. He immediately made a gesture like a butler on purpose, and said in a strange way: "Welcome back, Master Grayson, should we eat first or take a bath first?"

"Why are you here?" Nightwing looked him up and down, Jack was relaxed, not even handcuffed and fettered,? Batman actually let such a dangerous person appear in his core area.

Jack made a haha, and started talking nonsense: "Your Batpapa decided to listen to the butler Fu,? Stop doing the dangerous hard work of Batman, and the future of Gotham City is in your hands,? He married himself The wife gave birth to a few children and lived the life of an ordinary rich second generation. As for me,? I heard the news and came to match him with his cat lady."

Ye Yi rolled his obvious eyes, and read: "Wow, that sounds so real."

Jason came over and handed Jack a cup of brewed tea: "Don't listen to him farting."

Ye Yi smiled, and took the teacup from Jason,? But when his eyes fell on Jason's face,? He paused.The teacup in his hand fell to the ground, and there was a sound of broken porcelain cups. After being stunned for about a minute, he came back to his senses and said in a dreamlike tone: "God, Little Wing, it's really you." ?"

"Don't call me Little Wing!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Yi pounced on him, hugged him tightly, and said with a sigh: "Thank God, thank... I thought I would never see you again, I really thought... Thank God, Jie Sen, welcome home."

Jack took a sip of scented tea, looked at Batman who was holding his arms next to him, and teased, "Everyone in this family welcomes the resurrected son more than you."

Alfred behind him nodded sympathetically.

"You really want to leave me, an outsider, at Wayne Manor for dinner? If you insist on listening to 'What's it like to beat up Batman's beloved son', you don't have to listen to it at the dinner table, I am now I can tell you in detail." Seeing that he was silent, Jack stretched out his hand to poke him again.

Batman thought for a moment, and gestured to him, motioning him to stand up and follow him.While Nightwing and Jason were chatting, the two quietly walked to another elevator. Batman took off the hood, revealing the face of Brucey's sweetheart that often appeared on Gotham's local TV. However, the blue eyes are slightly cloudy, the dry lips are full of dried blood, the hair on the forehead is messy, and there are traces of sweat on the skin.There is no playboy frivolity, but a tired face and a dusty look.

"This is the first time I've seen you take off your headgear." Jack looked at his lips with interest: "Do you always wear lipstick to cover your scars before you appear as Bruce?"

"Not every time." He put the mask on the table and looked at Jack for a while: "The clown will never watch me take off the mask."

The clown's poison-only attributes are by no means exaggerated. He has a very narrow range of restrictions on Batman: Bruce Wayne's Batman, and he is not interested in other people's Batman at all.Logically speaking, he should also have an obsession with Bruce Wayne, but the fact is just the opposite. He hates Bruce very, very much, so much that he can almost call it hatred. He absolutely does not want to see Batman take off his mask in front of him.In the new 52 Batman event "Genocide", he would rather jump off the cliff and fall to his death than listen to Batman reveal the true identities of the two of them. The degree of hatred is evident.

"I don't mean that you are the same kind of person as the Joker. What I want to say is that the Joker is afraid of Bruce Wayne, not Batman."

"I don't have as much obsession with you as he does."

Batman smiled lightly: "I know you haven't." He paused: "No one is eavesdropping here, I asked, Jack, is there any side effect to your method of resurrecting Jason?"

"Yes. No, it should not be 'yes', but 'maybe'." Jack closed the door and locked it, confirmed that there was no bugging device, and then handed Batman a USB flash drive with a solemn expression, "This is Jason's treatment log .Me, and the clown, account for a relatively large proportion of it. Let me put it bluntly, the most likely aftereffect is that Jason grows green hair and white skin, and becomes the next clown."

Batman took the USB drive: "What did you do?"

"Well... almost, amber gold has no resurrection effect. To bring the dead back to life, the most important thing is a thing called the Dionysus factor. Unfortunately, the Dionysus factor is enriched inside my spine. Crawled out of the coffin. I removed a spine, from the lumbar spine to the tail spine, and the lumbar spine is now in..." Jack smiled awkwardly: "In Jason's body. It is equal to his current vertebrae. The top is divided in two, one half is his own, and the other half is mine."

Batman seemed to be stunned for a while, then he came back to his senses and lowered his eyes: "Does it hurt?"

"You also care about people? Why don't you use it on Jason?" Jack poked him with his elbow and teased him, then he shook his head: "It doesn't even hurt. Anesthetic was given during the operation."

This is right or wrong. After the surgery, he was in so much pain that he didn't feel his lower body. He was really in a state of embarrassment for a while. If Noah's Ark took care of him, it would be very difficult for him to recover to the level where he can take care of himself in only about ten days.

"Then your spine now..."

"No problem, I cloned a new one using cloning technology, otherwise I would be half paralyzed in a wheelchair and pushed into the Batcave by Jason to talk to you." Jack waved his hand, indicating that they don't need to talk about this topic. Shang Duo said, "Now your problem is that you may have to prepare the same psychotropic drugs as me for Jason, in case he suddenly grows green hair one day."

Batman said "hmm", Jack thought their conversation was over, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, suddenly Batman said: "Jack, what are you doing in the morgue today?"

"This...Jason was very angry when he saw that you had found a new Robin. He wanted to find out Mrs. Shrike to make you look good, but you caught him halfway." Jack hesitated, wondering if he should ask him The relationship between Mrs. Shrike and the Wayne family, logically speaking, Batman should not shy away from this, but if someone asks him, "Is your family related to a murderer?" Beat out with sticks.

Batman was strangely silent for a moment: "Let's put this aside, Director Gordon will send me the autopsy report tonight."

"Wait a minute, Bat, do you know who Mrs. Shrike is? Otherwise, you will let the serial murderer go and check the body yourself?" Jack keenly sensed something was wrong.

"Yeah." To his surprise, Batman didn't deny it, but nodded, "24 years ago, Mrs. Shrike was a maid working in Wayne Manor. Moreover, she was crazy about my father Thomas Wayne .”

Jack was dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to say: "...Does all of you with the surname Wayne have the gene to attract perverts to fall in love with you?"

"The maid imagined that she gave birth to a child for my father, but it was written clearly in the medical records. From birth to work, she never had a menstrual period. The doctor speculated that she had no uterus and could not bear children at all. It’s nonsense. And most importantly, she passed away more than 20 years ago.” Batman paused for a moment, “The future plan of Gotham I released is actually inherited from my parents. I want to build Gotham into their ideal. In the past, the maid killed people according to the plan, so my father had to suspend the announcement of the schedule, otherwise the charity would turn into a murder scandal."

"Wait, wait." Jack made a "stop" gesture: "You mean, Mrs. Shrike was a maid?"

"Correct."

"She... is it possible that she is a man?"

"Impossible. Back then, all the maids lived in the servant's room together, and usually took a bath and changed clothes together. If she was a male, it would be impossible not to be discovered by the girls living together." Batman denied, "Why do you think Mrs. Shrike is male?"

Jack told the truth about Jason's father witnessing Mrs. Shrike.In fact, he is not sure whether what Jason's father said is true, but he once believed that Mrs. Shrike could commit more than ten crimes without being arrested. According to the file, she is still at large. She must have carried out a series of disguises. The biggest possibility of misleading the police is that Mrs. Shrike disguised herself as a woman.Moreover, Mrs. Shrike was able to move the corpse of a woman of marriageable age, so it was more likely that the sex was male, but both he and Jason were wrong. Mrs. Shrike was a woman back then, and she was the maid of the Wayne family.

Jack said with a little frustration: "Didn't the Waynes call the police?"

Batman also had a wonderful expression: "Called the police, but the police didn't accept it."

This is very strange. Logically speaking, it is understandable for ordinary people to call the police if they don’t accept Jack. Anyway, the Gotham Police Department was a rotten corpse-style meal. , but the Wayne couple are the celebrities and riches in Gotham City, a handful of people in the upper class who are so precious that they can't be more precious.Such a big man called the police, and the content was related to the serial murders that caused a lot of trouble in the city. Even if the Gotham Police Department knew it was time to work, but the Gotham Police Department didn’t accept the case. problem.

"Does she have an accomplice? Or is she related to the Gotham Police Department?"

Batman shook his head: "No, according to my father Thomas' investigation, Mrs. Shrike grew up in an orphanage and came out to work when she reached working age. It is impossible to have anything to do with the Gotham Police Department. She is just an ordinary maid .”