[Zhongyingmei] The clown is actually me

The surface of the sea undulates in the twilight, like the golden silk of the East.

The blood-colored sunset hangs heavily on the mountains and rivers, casting a layer of brilliant gold on the entire forest. There are forests of cherry, walnut, pine beech, metasequoia and three-flowered maple. When the wind blows, the leaves fluctuate like the surface of the sea. , layer upon layer, jagged and lodging, in the setting sun, it looks like a golden gauze that is constantly swaying.Flocks of dark birds flocked beside lacy clouds, like tiny leaden dust scattered across the sky.

Arkham Asylum is close to the sea, and the sound of the tide beats on everyone's ears day and night.

It is a standard luxurious Baroque castle with only one drawbridge connected to Gotham City. As long as the drawbridge is pulled up at a critical moment, the lunatics in Arkham can no longer threaten Gotham.It preserves a large number of paintings, statues, ceramics, silver and fine wooden furniture.On the gorgeous vault, there is a crystal chandelier, a snow-white stone wall, a silver candlestick on the table, a girl holding a Holy Grail carved on the closet, a velvet crimson curtain, and the edges are outlined with pure gold thread Blooming rose.Mosquito repellants hang on the walls, along with Louis X X copper sconces, Victorian Aubusson tapestries, ivory fireplaces and dark velvet upholstery.

It is located on an isolated island in the lake and was originally an old Gothic castle.In the 40s, an old aristocrat donated it to the government, who promised him that his ancestral home would be used as a charity hospital, but what neither of them expected was that it would go from a noble medical research institute to a notorious one. A concentration camp for lunatics.After it became the Arkham Asylum, the government carried out rectification and repairs to varying degrees four times, and finally made this ancient castle a modern fortress with a classical surface.

If he can survive, he must publish a book called "Rebirth of the Evil Charm, Abandoned Youngsters, Traveling through the Interstellar Passage, the Film Emperor's Live Broadcast, Cooking, Farming, and Bringing Cubs to Fire. Those Years of Deception".I feel that just hearing the name can make me very popular.

Jack felt that he shouldn't tell jokes, but he couldn't help it, he always had a sense of humor that couldn't be found anywhere.

Besides, such absurd things as traveling through time and space have happened. If he doesn't tell some jokes to entertain himself, and enliven the tense atmosphere by the way, relax and relax his nerves, he will probably lose his mind under the impact of the alternation of two lives.

In short, they have all come to a ghost place like Arkham. Whether they can live or not depends on whether the system's own father will give them face. Let's see what the system has opened.I hope Goldfinger can give a little more power.

He hesitated for a while before the various window buttons, and finally clicked on "Personal Files"

【Personal file】

Name: Jack Napier

Gender: Male

age:? ?

【Basic attributes】

Agility: 15

Stamina: 10

Speed: 18

Intelligence: 37

Defense: 12

Status: Unawakened

Free random distribution of points*25

【Current Status】

Current Sanity: 75

Pain threshold: 60% (adjustable)

Fear Threshold: 75% (adjustable)

Good and evil value: -396 (chaotic evil)

【equipment】

Clothing: orange prison uniform (broken), defense? 1

Trinket: heavy shackles (on the verge of breaking), Dexterity -8

Special add-ons: Joker · criminal (legendary · unawakened), agility? 38, stamina? 20, intelligence? 65

Broken Purple Scarecrow (Blood Obsession)

【Skill】

Intuition of Fear (Lv.1/Passive Skill/Unupgradeable): When the God of Misfortune looks at you with his evil eyes, you have a chance to perceive the imminent misfortune and feel horrified by it.

Chemical Immunity (Lv.1/Passive Skill/Upgradeable): The chemicals of the ACE factory destroy you and also shape you.You will be immune to some chemicals, including but not limited to clown gas, fear gas, etc.

Source of Pain (lv.1/Active Skill/Awakenable): You only feel pain when you laugh.When the skill is activated, you can adjust your pain threshold at will, the lowest can be reduced to 0.Each use will reduce a certain sanity value.

Fear switch (lv.1/active skill/non-upgradeable): Madness makes you forget all fear, and your only fear comes from yourself.After using this skill, you can adjust your fear threshold at will, the lowest can be reduced to 0.Each use will reduce a certain sanity value.

Clown Vision (Lv.1/active skill/upgradeable): After using this skill, you will get a special vision, and the directional clues and content within the vision range will be doubled and magnified.Each use will reduce a certain sanity value, please use it with caution.

【Task】

main mission:

1. Sober

Specific requirements:

*Maintain sanity value above 0. (current sanity value: 75, completed)

Task Reward: Ensure that you are conscious and independent

2. Goodwill

Specific requirements:

*Maintain the value of good and evil above 0. (Current good and evil value: -396, unfinished)

*Let any person trust you, believe that you have changed your mind and stopped doing evil. (1/2, unfinished)

Mission reward: one-way return to the city*1

3. Persevere

Specific requirements:

*Do not kill any humans. (0/0, completed)

*Excludes Kryptonians, zombies, vampires, non-human creatures.

Task reward: maintain the existence of personality without being fused or obliterated

4. affirmation

Specific requirements:

* Get the approval of any hero. (0/1, not done)

Mission Reward: Time Compression Device*1

Daily tasks (refresh at 0:00 every day)

1. Make anyone in Arkham Asylum feel negative towards you. (0/1, not done)

Mission reward: Arkham Asylum store random lucky draw chance*1

2. Form a team with anyone and betray a teammate once (0/1, not completed)

Task reward: free random distribution points*10

3. Escape from Arkham Asylum (0/1, incomplete)

Task reward: system common currency*250

Permanent tasks (repeatable, unlimited number of completions)

1. To make others laugh by using funny performances or funny jokes, etc.

Mission Reward: Surprise Box*1

2. Molesting Batman

Mission Reward: Surprise Box*1

3. Collect Batman-related peripherals

Mission Reward: Surprise Box*1

4. Graffiti

Mission Reward: Surprise Box*1

【Reputation-Favourability】

Batman (Bruce Wayne): Current Prestige Hate

Jim Gordon: Current Prestige Hate

*This system only displays characters contacted by "Jack Napier"

After reading this, Jack took a deep breath.

Calm down and think hard.

In his previous life—perhaps it was unlucky to say so, but Jack couldn't find a better word—Jack was a calm and thoughtful person, and everyone who came into contact with him thought, "He will definitely become a big man in the future" However, Jack only became an engineer in a chemical plant.His trick to deal with things is to find a pen and a piece of writing paper, write down the current situation, conditions, etc. one by one, take time to sort them out slowly, then make a plan, and urge himself to strictly follow the plan .

But now that there's no paper, no pen, there's no way an asylum can deliver a sharp object, even if it's just a soft graphite refill, to Gotham City's most feared criminals.So Jack had to close his eyes and slowly sort out the current situation in his mind.

He became the most notorious criminal, the Joker.

It's true, yes, but no one would believe that kind of story.People don't believe that the most sinful people can become good for no reason, just as no one accepts the reason that there is an extra soul in a human body out of thin air.Batman would think he was up to something, and now he was pretending to be pitiful to pave the way for conspiracy, and then Arkham's doctors would dutifully send him to the hospital bed, put the electrified metal shield on top of his head, and hope to pass The electrical currents of the brain can make the clown wake up and stop being immersed in his personal fantasies.

wife, wife.

His wife, Jenny, is just two months pregnant. She has no job, and her savings are not enough for her and her son to live a good life.

Must go back, as soon as possible.

purpose.

He wants others to trust him, thinking that he is all for good and will not do evil.

This is too difficult.The clown is a lunatic with no bottom line, if he suddenly said "he has become a good person", others will think "he is brewing a new evil plot" instead of "he is no longer evil, let's try to trust him ".

If possible, it is the best way to play a slowly recovering mental patient. He can spend half a year to a year or so to deliberately change his performance from a lunatic to a normal person. This will be a long psychological foreshadowing.Give everyone a reason to trust him, recover from illness, and become a good man.But once this happens, he won't be recognized by any hero, and he won't be able to get the time compression device.He didn't know whether the time flow rate of the two worlds was equal, and he absolutely didn't want to delay in this world for more than ten years, and when he returned to the world of his previous life, his children would all grow up.

Reason, no one will believe that he can change without logic, he needs a reason to convince others.

Why did the Joker suddenly get better?After recovering from his illness, will he still get sick and do evil again?

How to convince others that the cured clown can return to society?

Comparing heart to heart, if Jack himself is a citizen of Gotham, he absolutely does not want Arkham Asylum to release the clown, whether he has recovered or not, he is too dangerous.Letting the clown move freely in Gotham City is no different from planting a dirty bomb in the center of downtown. Maybe there is a countdown before the dirty bomb detonates, but the clown does not.

Probably not, but he has to separate himself from the Joker.He needs a reason and an opportunity to announce to the world that he is no longer a clown.He will not sin again.

Inevitably, someone will always find out that the Joker is a counterfeit with a new core inside his body.

And, the trickiest of all... Batman.

As the old opponent of the clown, he and the clown can be regarded as knowing each other well. If you have to select the "World's Best Knowing Clown Contest", the winner is definitely Batman.In the original comics, Batman has amazing detective abilities, and all attributes are close to the peak of human physical fitness through training.Jack didn't have the confidence to hide from him the matter of "the clown has changed in his shell".He's not a professional, he's not trained, and he doesn't know the usual clowns, so he can't even imitate them.

Now the topic game is back again: Can anyone believe that there is another soul in a person - for no reason, without logic, without warning?

Jack thought for a while, and had to come to the conclusion that Batman wouldn't believe such absurd stories.

There is no way out in Gotham, his mission will become an endless loop that cannot be completed, and he will live in the shadow of the clown all his life.

Therefore, the best way is to leave Gotham, change your identity, and start a new life.

Make a few good friends, try to pretend to be a gentle and kind person, and let them trust his character. It only takes a year and a half for him to complete the main task, leave this world, and return to his wife. Maybe there is still time. To see his child born.

Yes, this is the safest way.

To hell with Batman and the Joker, he's going to get away from Gotham, to the end of the world where no one can find him!