[Zhongyingmei] The clown is actually me

When Batman came to Jack, he was pressing a wet cloth to Harley's face.

"I said, crazy girl, don't paint your face like a cat anymore,? It's really weird." Jack rolled up his sleeves to his elbows, and wiped off the mask-like white powder on her face, and Lipstick painted iron black.He washed the grease from Harry's hair, revealing curls that were soft and transparent like gold yarn.Halle without makeup has fair skin, rosy lips, wrapped in a long windbreaker given by Jack, and two white and straight legs curled up. She is a young and beautiful girl.

Batman looked at the smiling face drawn by Jack with lipstick, it looked like a cat with strange colors.

"But you like it, little pudding." Harry wanted to kiss him again, but was pushed away by Jack.

"First,? I'm not a clown; second, if you want the clown to like you, you might as well draw a bat on your face; third,? Don't call me pudding." Jack said while handing her a pair of baggy jeans,? "Put on pants, skirts are also fine, don't run around in underwear/pants anymore, it's autumn,? It's not too cold to panic."

Batman knocked on the door frame, reminding the two: "Jack."

"Here we come." Jack responded after turning around, throwing his trousers to Harry, then followed Batman and left.

"I didn't expect you to care about Harley." Batman walked beside him.

"It's not caring,? It's just..." Jack thought about his words, "Sympathy, the little girl was driven crazy by her pudding, but one look at her expression, you can tell that the clown never loved her at all. Not for a second."

Batman glanced at him. "Can you tell who the Joker loves?"

Jack groaned a few times, but didn't answer.

When the two reached the end, Jack took a long detour and walked into the conference room with a plate of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. He sat on a leather swivel chair with his legs crossed, facing Aquaman and Green Lantern sitting beside him. Man, Arrow, Wonder Woman, Batman (both) said: "So, why am I here? I mean - why am I in a meeting with the Justice League? I should sit down with Luthor How to carve up the earth."

"Where did you get the cookies?" Unrighteous Bat crossed his arms.

"Harry clamored to eat, so I baked a little bit, and here are the leftovers."

"If you want Luthor, we can let him project it now." Green Arrow said with a sense of humor.

Jack picked up a cookie: "Our nice Mr. Luthor? Forget it, I don't want to discuss 'how to have a baby with Superman' and 'how to have a second child with Superman'."

"Maybe you're interested in 'Baby Batman'."

"Absolutely not, I have the professional dignity of a badass, and I'm not going to 'bring my nemesis a baby' to defeat my nemesis - sounds like a pornographic film."

"Okay, be quiet." The Unjust Bat interrupted their discussion about giving birth to Batman and Superman in time, "I'm sorry to drag you into our world. But I need you to break into Wayne Manor with me, Get the kryptonite weapon hidden in the batcave. I restarted the satellite that was abandoned five years ago, but it can only last for two hours, and it will be discovered if it is more. This is a superhuman drug that will allow you to get The power to rival Superman is now the only one left."

He pressed on the desktop, and the display screen went dark, a small groove appeared in the corner, and a row of transparent square containers were spit out, each containing a pill suspended in it.Jack picked up a box, put it down again, and shook his head under the watchful eyes of the unrighteous bat: "I'll forget it. My liver and kidney function is low now, so I really can't take any more medicine."

The Unrighteous Bat turned to look at Batman, and Batman nodded: "How many days do you still have enough medicine?"

"It's fine for half a month." Jack shook several bottles and cans.

Batman pondered for a while, then took out the key from his pocket, and released Jack's handcuffs with a click: "You stay behind. Try to restart the Batcomputer. With the steel bone, you don't have to hold on until the end, and break it when necessary. Open the connection."

"Batman is right. Protect yourself first. Among us, their Superman must want to kill you the most." Green Lantern said with a smile.

"Thanks, Gotham sweetheart." Jack flexed his stiff wrist.

Unrighteous Bat pondered for a while, as if hesitating and struggling for something, finally, he closed Jack's laptop, and under Jack's slightly puzzled eyes, he said to him, "Come with me."

A group of people passed through the lead underground tunnel, climbed up the vertical inspection shaft, opened the cover of the sewer, bypassed the surveillance drones and cameras, and finally came to an old clock tower.They took the old-fashioned elevator to the highest point, where there were only four bare walls. The unjust bat knocked on the marble wall for a while, and successfully pushed away one of the palm-sized stone bricks. Behind the stone brick was a red button. Pressing it, right in front of Jack, the entire marble wall unfolded like a flower, revealing a huge round dial, the dark Roman numerals were like alien silhouettes, and the constantly rotating hands were more like spider legs.

Behind the wall are floating quantum screens and supercomputers. He was stunned for a moment: "This is..."

"Abode of the Oracle," said Batman. "Is Barbara dead?"

"When I sent you here, Barbara and Catherine were beside the teleporter, and Superman's hot gaze vaporized them in an instant." Unrighteous Bat lowered his head, and no one could clearly see the expression on his face , He has lost too many companions, so much that even "losing companions" will not make him suffer as much as before: "There are not even ashes left."

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"Gentlemen, in the next 30 seconds, I will shut down the power supply equipment in some areas of Gotham City. The protective net outside Wayne Manor will then fail. You can break in from the west side. After the power failure restarts, I will be in front of the steel skeleton Take over the equipment in Wayne Manor, try to restart the computer, and open some of the locked arsenals." After the burst of electricity rustled, Jack's voice came from the communicator, "Luthor gave me part of the Lex Group's remote sensing satellite group permission, I will fake signs of intrusion to blind Cyborg."

Green Lantern said: "Why is there a strange sound in the communicator?"

"Short relaxation before the big battle, I played a round of three-dimensional pinball."

Green Arrow hid in the grass, watching the distant lights plunged into darkness amidst the noise of the electric current, and the fishnet-like quantum protective net floating in mid-air around the Wayne Manor was gradually extinguished.The Wayne Manor shrouded in darkness stood silently, like an old vampire wrapped in black.This high efficiency made him whistling: "Batman, your old enemy is quite easy to use."

"Seeing him like this now, I think Sinestro will have a day of rectification." Green Lantern laughed.

"Sinestro isn't mentally ill," Batman said quietly.

"If there's a 'Legion of Humor Dead Light' someday, the first ring will fly to you, Bruce."

Unrighteous Bat interrupted them: "Stop chatting, the backup generator will restart within 10 seconds after the power outage, we only have these 10 seconds of blank time. The remote thermal imaging system shows that the temperature in the hall of Wayne Manor is too low, Maybe Freeze, Captain Cold, or Killer Frost."

Jack sat in the clock tower, made a cup of hot coffee for himself, and while mobilizing the monitoring equipment in Wayne Manor, he listened to the laughter of the heroes on the other end of the communicator.When Batman left the Batcave five years ago, most of the equipment in the Batcave was automatically blocked, including the spare Bat Machine and Bat Armor. Superman did not destroy these, but only destroyed the kryptonite in the lead cellar. They are unlocked, and they can only lock Wayne's computer again with their own devices, making the Batcave a bicycle with two locks, the thief and the owner cannot ride away, the lock of the steel frame is dynamic, that is to say The "key" will change with time and his will, which is to prevent Batman from cracking remotely, but it also brings a problem: it relies on power supply and network.

If he wants to restart the bat computer, Jack must get the control authority of Wayne Manor before Cyborg when the power is restored, but this will inevitably cause Wayne Manor to become a blind spot on the network equipment, which will make Cyborg alert.

After a brief battle to deal with Killer Frost and Solomon Grundy, Batman and Batman walked into the dusty Batcave, which hadn't been cleaned since Alfred's death.The palm of the unrighteous bat caressed the pitch-black Batmobile. This car can protect the life of the driver under the bombardment of missiles, but its service life is only eight years, and it is still in good condition. It has not moved for five years now. The presumably expensive engine and exhaust pipes have rusted to a heap of scrap iron.He looked towards the open space beside the Batmobile, where Alfred, who was killed by Zas, lay dead.

The harsh situation only allowed him to feel sorry for the housekeeper for a short moment. He closed his eyes, and his eye sockets were never wet, as if the tears had already been shed during the long war.He paused and turned to get the Kryptonite weapon hidden in the Batcave. Unlocking the Kryptonite weapon requires the DNA of the five members of the Justice League, which is why he brought Aquaman and them together.

Batman took advantage of this time to do hard work. The Batcomputer is a supercomputer, and its mainframe core can be separated. This is Batman's way of preventing the computer from running amok.The shape of the core host is similar to a human-high battery. He nestled it on his shoulders and turned on the communication device next to his ear: "Jack, the host of the bat computer has been connected."

"OK, I'm processing it." The bat's mark appeared on the huge display screen, and the dark blue light spot illuminated the eyes of the unrighteous bat. Jack's voice came from the communicator, slightly distorted, "The bat It takes 60 seconds for the computer to reboot, and we can—wait a minute."

A light green global map was presented in front of Jack. With the help of the Lex Group satellite group, he was able to obtain space images for a short time. At this moment, he suddenly found a signal from the direction of the metropolis. At first, it was just a signal. Tiny bright spots, like ants moving on the map.Jack zoomed in on it with two fingers, only to see that it was not light, but a cone-shaped sound cone formed by a sonic boom.That string of white clouds looks like pearls scattered on the blue sky, or a pinch of white soap bubbles—it is heading for Gotham, and its goal is Wayne Manor!It was the first time that Jack saw the trail of Superman flying at high speed from a bird's-eye view. The extreme and overwhelming sense of terror made him silent for a moment, and then he yelled in the communication channel: "Go, bat! Hero, find a shelter! Something is approaching at high speed, it may be an intercontinental missile, no, it has exceeded the maximum speed of an intercontinental missile, and he will arrive in Gotham soon! There are still 4000 meters—”

"He has arrived." The unjust Batman interrupted him, his blue pupils reflected the fluttering red cloak, the red symbol that once brought hope to the world has now become the Dharma hanging above everyone's head Chris' sword.He and Injustice Superman looked at each other, and saw his own small, upside-down shadow in each other's blue pupils. He pressed the communicator next to his ear and said softly, "Jack, cut off the connection."