[Funno Otome] Is your boss sick today?

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"You should be very clear. Whether you are on the side of killing people or saving people, nothing will happen that can exceed your mind's prediction. There is no place in this world that can fill your loneliness."

"It exists," Osamu Dazai said suddenly and affirmatively, as if he had seen Santa Claus come out of the chimney with a large bag of presents, telling his companions in an unusually confident tone, "it's worth my life There is a reason for it. Miracles exist. So you, maybe you can be saved—”

Hearing this, Oda Sakunosuke's somewhat distracted eyes briefly focused, as if reunited after a long absence, carefully sizing up the other party.

Moments before his death, he smiled gratifiedly at his friend: "...that's it. I believe it."

Snow-colored bandages fell to the ground.

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Osamu Dazai maintained his original posture.

Hearing your belated footsteps, he tilted his head: "Miss..."

There is no impurity in the tone, it is not a call for help or an order, it is just a call.

When human beings are unwell or feel dizzy, they will instinctively hold on to the wall and support themselves; that call is a similar subconscious action for calming down.

133

Your back straightened when he looked over.

You kind of understand why you can always see that kind of crazy criticism of love brains in novels, trying every means to make their lover have nowhere to go and can only rely on themselves.

Being stared at by those almost helpless eyes, your heart will melt regardless of the occasion.

You half squat down against Osamu Dazai, and ask bluntly, "Are there any cameras around here? Bugs? Someone's eyeliner? Anything that can be traced back to me after the fact?"

He understood what you meant, and his pupils dilated instantly.

Without thinking about talking, he shook his head vigorously.

134

You have launched "game theory".

This is the first time you read a file for someone other than yourself, and it will probably be the only time.

It doesn't feel like using abilities to revive yourself usually.Standing in the perspective of a third person, watching a pair of dull eyes become bright again is like witnessing a miracle, which is a completely different experience.

When Oda Sakunosuke sat up, he still hadn’t recovered a bit, feeling dazed at his original wound; he saw you next to his friend, and the Osamu Dazai he knew was still clinging to him as if his bones had been pulled out You, triumphantly say, "Odasaku, let me introduce you, she is the reason for my life and the one who revives you. I told you, miracles exist, right?", then you will be even more confused up.

135

The only reason why those children and the owner of the curry shop died was that Osamu Dazai in the original work failed to realize that the real chess player is the leader;

Once he realized it, those people's lives could be saved.

It doesn't matter even if Mori Ogai still leaked it after the shift, because you have already run over and saved the files one by one as the direct subordinate of the Dazai cadre.

However, even though there were no casualties, Oda Sakunosuke, who was touched by the scales, still felt terrified, and had the anger to fight Gide to the death.

It might be an inevitable ancient Greek tragedy for two people with the same supernatural power to fight here.

But what no one expected was that the epilogue to this established tragedy would be the Mechanicus.

Alas, you really like your supernatural powers.

136

Oda Sakunosuke, who had recovered from the dead, cheated the world with the help of his friends, and wrote a novel as he wished.

And you, as the direct subordinate of Dazai Osamu, a defected cadre of the port mafia, have become famous recently, and you have to follow along with you to help the special agent department with miscellaneous tasks.

You covered your face and sighed: "What the hell am I trying to do with so much hard work and work day and night! In terms of reputation, I got such an ugly title of "Iron Wall"; in terms of money, I earned it and didn't squander it much. , It’s all in the game; in terms of connections, I only know a few, the best relationship is Mr. Huogou, he will definitely scold me when he sees me now-the more things he does for Hong Kong = black, the more cleansing his resume will be Trouble, why I just don't understand! "

"What's wrong with staying with me?" Osamu Dazai put his hand on his face, poked you, and asked pitifully, "It takes me two full years to make it through here. Miss, don't you want to spend a little more time with me? ?”

How can cats and cats have eyes of dogs? Is this reasonable?

You stuttered because of the cuteness: "Yeah, it's not impossible."

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"Speaking of which, it's almost time to tell me, right? What is the price Miss paid for her resurrection?"

Your momentary thought is indeed captured when the ability is activated.But so far I haven't read the file a few times, and the situation is not serious, within the tolerable range.

It's just that Osamu Dazai was so sensitive that he could detect even such a subtle thing.

It would be too embarrassing to make the request once you missed that opportunity.

Your eyes wander: "...it's nothing."

138

In a coaxing tone, he persuaded: "Miss knows it, I'm pretty smart. Make a wish to me? No matter how crazy or unreasonable your wish is, I can do it. Even Miss If you want to pluck the stars in the sky, I will also think of a way to get them for you. Just tell me. It’s painful to hold back all this time, isn’t it?”

It is to solve a side effect of a supernatural ability, how to talk to him, strange things.

"Do you really want to listen? Then I'll just say it." You ask sincerely.

When he saw you speak, he relaxed and nodded.

You take a deep breath and say out loud, "I want to see Osamu Dazai pole dance!"

"...Steel, pipe dance?"

The expression of the person involved was blank.

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Osamu Dazai questioned his life and muttered: "Pole dance? How could it be a pole dance?"

I don't know what his original guess was, but judging from this reaction, the pole dancing is definitely something he didn't expect.

It's a shame, it's really a shame.

"Do you still remember when we first met? It was the time you shot me and threatened me to go to the police station. Wait, stop, stop friends, don't show such a sad expression! Damn it , I am not digging up your old account! Anyway, at that time, I secretly swore in my heart, "You looked away in embarrassment, "Thinking, when Oda Sakunosuke gets the bento, I must let you Begging me to help you revive him while dancing on the pole..."

He snorted and laughed.

What started as a chuckle quickly turned into a maniacal table-thumping laugh.

He smiled and wiped his tears: "Miss——ah hahahahaha, miss, you really—"

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You pushed him directly in embarrassment, fiercely: "Still laughing, why are you laughing, is it funny?! Forget about jumping!"

He tried hard to hold it back in order to save your face, but his voice was still full of smiles: "No, it's just, Miss, you are really beyond my expectation. Even at that time, I only think about such insignificant things Little things. Jumping, of course I have to dance, I will practice hard for Miss—stay tuned, right?"

The author has something to say:

Quietly come here to talk, I double-opened the Akutagawa branch of this article, "[Fumino Otome] Is my colleague angry today", it is in the column, it is not too long, and it will be over soon.

Friends who don’t want to watch it don’t have to worry about it, anyway, I’ll be back soon, Osamu Dazai (…)