[Funno Otome] Is your boss sick today?

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Osamu Dazai treasures the ring you gave him.But that also doesn't mean how appropriate what you send is.

You have no doubt, given the state of his hands shaking when signing a marriage, let alone a custom-made wedding ring, maybe even if you were short on money at the time, Kou Kou Suosuo tore a soda can from a carbonated drink can If the ring is given to him, he will also offer it up as a rare treasure.

What's more, giving a wedding ring is actually a trick.You're just making up for what you've been owed.

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Looking back and thinking about it, from the date of dating to the present, you really have never bought him anything seriously, and you have never seen such a deliberate way of giving gifts like him.

It's not so much that you don't want to send it, it's better to say that you can't think of what he lacks, and you can only keep a steady supply of canned crab meat in the refrigerator, which is worse than nothing.If not, he wouldn't have kept your random mug until now.

Even if he, relying on his almost neurotic consideration of gains and losses, turned the relationship into a one-sided and deformed relationship where you have the absolute advantage, and you can't break it back no matter how hard you break it, you still can't feel at ease with the status quo.

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Your partner himself is very happy to give unilaterally.

Even if he found you frowning, he didn't even think that you were worrying about returning the gift. Instead, he was pitiful and aggrieved: "Miss likes to praise me more than anyone else, but she always refuses to rely on me." What? If there's something bothering you, you can tell me first..."

"I've always been troubled by the fact that my lover is too cute, but telling you shouldn't solve the problem, right?"

As if being hit by something invisible, Osamu Dazai covered his heart and screamed strangely: "Don't think that you can fool me by just coaxing me with sweet words, miss! Unless you say a few more words——"

You interrupted him: "Is there any gift you want? I know asking my opinion is the next best thing to do, but I really can't think of anything you would like."

"That is to say," he was taken aback by your question, he couldn't believe it, "Isn't the gift of the ring considered finished?"

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"Of course? How many things have you sent me, I only returned a ring, no matter how you say it is not appropriate."

"However, I bought those because I wanted Miss to be happy. If it makes you bother to return the gift," he rubbed against you, his voice was a little fuzzy, "isn't it putting the cart before the horse? I don't need anything. As long as Miss If you're still by my side, I don't want anything else."

"But I will be sorry? And you know the side effects of my ability. I can't control my wild thoughts. I keep letting it go. Sooner or later, this wish will be magnified. I still have to face this problem. I have to send it anyway. , it’s better to solve it now. Think about it quickly, if you really can’t think of it, you can make one up.”

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Osamu Dazai glanced at you a few times, and seeing your resolute attitude, he whispered, "Maybe it's a little troublesome, is that okay?"

You hate iron but steel: "It's really a white cat who molded you. Be proud of me! Ask me anything!"

"...Then, I want to see Miss write me a love letter."

You said alertly: "Is it Japanese? As far as my bulk construction site Japanese is concerned, daily communication can still be handled, and writing love letters? You can think carefully, asking the recipient to check for grammatical errors is not romantic at all, is it?"

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"Not a love letter, but a diary or an essay is fine. Any language is fine, and you can write whatever you want. In a few days, the lady is still taking classes online, but I'm going to the Armed Detective Agency. I'll see you for hours If you can't find anyone, you can only contact them on your mobile phone, and you will die of loneliness! You can pity me and give me a chance to see things and think about others, miss?"

I don't know who said "I don't need anything" just now, you thought, isn't this very urgent?

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Your willpower is already weak in the face of beauty, and if you are coquettish with him in a soft voice, you will be even more dizzy, and you agree quickly.You know why Osamu Dazai is so obsessed with letting you make a wish.It is a happy thing to be able to realize the wish of the one you love.

Not to mention asking you to write something for him, even if he wants to use wine as a pool, hang meat as a forest, and tear up the silk to listen to it, you will admit it just to make the beauty laugh.In addition, I didn't pay much attention to it at the time, thinking that the big deal would be to copy a crooked love poem a day, which can amuse cats and practice calligraphy by the way, so why not do it.

When you really start writing, you realize belatedly: this world is a literary basin.

Those literary giants with names and surnames all went to fight with their supernatural powers.Since few people are still engaged in writing work at all, the articles you have an impression of will naturally not be found on the Internet.It is definitely inappropriate to write it out from memory without a signature; it seems strange that the signatures are all familiar faces.

You seriously consider the feasibility of writing a poem "Wandering Son" silently for Osamu Dazai.

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In the end, you bit the bullet and wrote a character analysis essay in Japanese.

Although you have a bit of literary attainment, let alone Japanese essays, writing essays in Chinese is not enough, regardless of vocabulary and grammar, and you haven’t checked it deliberately, and your writing is even crooked. Osamu Dazai doesn’t care at all. , holding the letter paper and couldn't put it down, read it over and over again and again, doing reading comprehension with great interest, for fear of missing something.

You have a lot of ups and downs in your heart: "Is the writing so bad that you struggle to read it?"

He smiled, and his face was still blushing with confusion: "Where is it, it is well written? However, Miss knows me better than I imagined. She knows that I have a bad personality, but she still chooses to be with me..."

"Don't make it sound like I jumped into the sea of ​​swords and flames without thinking about my own safety. What's wrong with your character? It's very touching. I was hungry when I read the original work!"

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"If there is a story with Miss as the main character, I would like to buy it and read it—"

"Even if it really existed, it must not be interesting to read that kind of boring, two-point and one-line campus life, and the only designation in the full text that the villain is high school mathematics?"

Osamu Dazai was amused by you.

Somehow, you recall the first time the two met on a park bench.

At that time, Osamu Dazai was still thinking about how to maximize your abilities, and threatened you to join the port mafia with a smile on his face; but you were just an ordinary high school student who was full of crimes, at a loss in another world, reluctantly Relying on supernatural powers to go back and continue life.

When you were shot in the shoulder, neither you nor he could have thought of today.

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You can still recall the thrill of looking up and realizing it's Hae Si Jae, but his initial lifelessness isn't quite there.

In just over two years, it seemed so far away.

"How can it be boring. Because there are young ladies who are attractive," he said softly, "No matter how boring things are, they will become interesting."

You can't help but reach out and stroke his hair.

He put his head in front of your palm and looked at you docilely.

That cruel big cat is now completely domesticated into a well-behaved little house cat.

-Complete-

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This article is finally over.

By the way, the Akutagawa sub-line has also been written, and friends who are interested can take a look.

In the next article, I will be the boss, of course it is the same lady, and I am still criticizing cats and plastic smells.I probably won't write too long for something I came up with on a whim.I have a lot of things to do during the holidays, and I can't update it stably. This time I may save a few chapters before posting!

I would like to take this opportunity to say that many friends who follow my lof should know that I was plagiarized some time ago.

In fact, I was stalked once before. The author was young and had a good attitude, so I didn't say much.Even so, two incidents of this kind occurred within one month in June, and they were both caused by the same character in the same circle, which is quite shocking.My friend has already waved the flag and shouted for me to run away anyway.

There is really no need to copy it, because I am a person who has a lot of nonsense and strange stalks. If I borrow one, I can give you three more.Unless the attitude is too strange, I will happily authorize it nine times out of ten.If you are not used to private messages, Jinjiang can post a comment to say hello to me, and @我一点mark a source of inspiration.Everyone, be more open, aren't you happy to open the window and speak openly?