[Funno Otome] Is your boss sick today?

51

This is probably the most glorious moment in a bowl of ramen's life.

You thought solemnly.

It enjoys the treatment that your colleagues can't even dream of in their dreams-maybe it's to break the embarrassment of the previous conversation, maybe it tastes his favorite crab flavor, or maybe it's to add sweetness to the regular guest design that I made up. Reliability, or it may just be that your boss is simply insane again. It stands to reason that the well-informed Dazai cadres are full of praise for the large-volume and cheap ramen you recommend.

If it wasn't for the fear of being hunted down, you really want to shoot a video and post it with the text: Akutagawa, you are so pitiful, you are not as good as a bowl of seafood noodles!

52

Things are not over yet.To your real horror, he also compliments your taste in food.

When he told you, you were like a sweeping monk in Yokohama's gourmet world. You even picked a cheap noodle restaurant by the side of the road and picked a taste.

Even if this taste is not what you really want to eat, but you are just concerned that your boss lied and overturned the car, and you were killed on the spot by the so-called signature set meal he said you often eat.

If it wasn't for the slight smell of alcohol, you would have suspected that he had drunk too much before coming here.

"You are very excited today, did you encounter any good things?" You asked cautiously.

Osamu Dazai glanced at the menu nonchalantly, even though he tried hard to suppress it, the corners of his mouth still curled up: "I met you. ——Is it obvious?"

super obvious.

You answered silently in your heart.

It is the kind of joy that is so strong that it makes me laugh out loud when I think about it under the covers.

Such joy appeared on Hei Shizai's body, so uncoordinated that it made you wonder for a moment whether your senses had failed.

53

"Thank you for your invitation." When parting, Osamu Dazai said to you with a smile, "I had a very happy day today."

Nothing happened and he just ate a bowl of ramen, is it worth his happiness?

But his smile was brighter than ever, and it didn't look like it was faked.

As if he is really a carefree young man who can love the world like his peers.

When you think that he will face the gun in the future and say peacefully, "Let me wake up from the dream of this rotten world", you can't help but feel sorry for him.

54

It is well known that during the later Butei period, Osamu Dazai often jumped into the river to seek relief.

However, among the countless suicide methods, the success rate of diving into the water is quite low, only [-]%, but it is one of the most painful methods of death; the method that is really ideal for him has the highest fatality rate and the accompanying pain. The slightest, most short-lived method is to shoot a bullet in the head - which is no problem for him.

If the "Complete Suicide Manual" was as detailed as he said, he shouldn't know it.

That might not be a kind of cry for help.

No one knows, maybe even he himself is not aware of the cry for help.

...Currently, only you can hear the cry for help.

55

A long time ago, you felt that rather than saying that he could not find a reason to live, it would be better to say that he did not dare to take anyone, anything, or anything in this world as that specific reason; anyway, he would leave him sooner or later , it is better not to try to hold on from the beginning.

Obviously, he can still feel happy, so there is still salvation.

...It would be great if his feelings at this time can also be saved by you and read continuously.

This time your desire to be magnified is not such insignificant things as wanting to eat or play games.

I saw Osamu Dazai near the mission site, so the flashing thought was captured by your ability "Game Theory".

56

You want to reach out to him.

As a former character fan and now a subordinate, you want to answer the cry for help.

"It's not just today. You can also have dinner together later." You said without thinking.

Osamu Dazai's eyes widened.

It looks like a cat.

Your mind wanders for a second.

Will secretly stealing cat plastic boss violate Hong Kong = black regulations?

57

"After that? ... when?"

His voice is very soft.

Still, it's not the whisper that comes naturally when you feel relaxed.

If I had to use words to describe it, it would be a sense of nervousness close to pathological, as if something fragile would break if I spoke loudly.

You try hard to think about your simple schedule of playing games besides work, and you confess frankly: "I'm very free, so I can do it anytime."

"Isn't that like a date?"

"If it makes you feel happy to call it that way, it doesn't matter if it's a date, right?"

Dazai didn't answer.

He slammed headfirst into a utility pole.

58

You go home and look in your glasses before you realize how miserable you are.

Because of your fighting style, according to eyewitnesses, "you look like you are committing suicide, you deserve to be under Dazai's cadre", every piece of your clothes will be wasted because it is soaked in blood and becomes tattered, and it seems like you have to restore after reading the file. It's too obvious that when you go to the battlefield later, you will basically only wear cheap goods that are on sale.

But today, maybe you are distracted thinking about how to talk to your boss naturally to trigger side missions, and the dirt and scars on your clothes are much more than usual.

All in all, it is completely out of the world with Osamu Dazai in a neat suit.

Being able to finish a meal with you peacefully without showing any disgust at all, your boss is really... quite likable in strange places.

59

Compared with combat, your abilities are actually more widely used in life.

Barbs on fingers, stains accidentally spilled on uniforms, and other trivial matters can be easily resolved.

Even if you looked at yourself in the mirror just now and looked unkempt like a beggar, you will be clean immediately after reading a file.

Today, when you take a bath, it is better to say that you are just enjoying the process of taking a hot bath than meeting the needs of personal hygiene.

You came out of the bathroom elated, but in the end you couldn't hold it back, and risked your life for a bit of wickedness.

60

You send a message to your current colleague and partner: "It's a pity that you didn't come today. I completely missed the opportunity to make noodles with Dazai. He also praised the delicious taste I recommended."

In order to inject soul, a tear emoji is attached.

Akutagawa replied coldly: "Shut up, "Iron Wall", I am on a mission. "

In less than 30 seconds, probably seeing the specific content of your message, he added eagerly: "Where did you go? What kind of food did that person eat?"

You ignored his second point and stared at those two words, feeling murderous.

Sooner or later, you will silence all those who called you "Iron Wall", and there will be no one left——

When the time comes, let's start with the mad dog that barks the most!