The god of beauty has been flustered recently [Greek mythology]

Why was Aphrodite involved and involved in the previous two plans?

The time to induce childbirth and save the child was because Aphrodite’s ability at that time could indeed help Rhea, and he also secretly expressed his fear of Cronus. Such a soft, compassionate and beautiful character God of beauty, it would be foolish not to pull him into his camp.

What's more, it wasn't difficult to pull him into the group.

When Zeus rescued the brothers and sisters, the reason why Aphrodite was pulled was because they needed Aphrodite to appear in the plan, so that other gods who were responsible for covering and watching noticed Aphrodite Intuit's existence.

Aphrodite, who is extremely popular and favored among the gods, as long as he appears in Rhea's plan, they will be able to win over more gods.All the gods agree with his kindness and integrity. When the upright and kind gods stand behind them, they will appear extraordinarily upright and kind.

And the reason why they hinted in such a roundabout way, instead of directly ordering or luring Aphrodite, was because Aphrodite had clearly stated that she would not betray her hue.And it is the kind with a very firm attitude, which is really a pity.

As for the last and most crucial conspiracy, why Aphrodite was not involved, it was because of Metis' drug, the risk factor of this coup/revolution itself is not high, and once you participate in it, you will gain a lot. This is enough for them to kick Aphrodite out. Anyway, Aphrodite will not be able to stand with Cronus. At that time, they will naturally treat Aphrodite favorably, and everything is happy.

"They are professionals for taking credit." Prometheus said, "But don't be angry, at least if Zeus really becomes the king of gods in the future, your status among the gods will be greatly improved."

There is no blood relationship or kinship with the gods, which is indeed a huge shortcoming.

"I didn't have a choice before, but now that they gave me a chance to choose." Aphrodite poured a glass of wine into her mouth suddenly, "Then I choose neutral."

Although Cronus was temporarily defeated, his prestige still remained.

There's no reason for them to remind Zeus that Cronus ran away, because doing so attracts a lot of hate.Although doing so will indeed make a lot of credit, if Zeus loses the power struggle with Cronus in the end, the end of reporting Cronus' escape at the beginning must be very miserable.

To be more miserable, maybe before Zeus and Cronus officially started the war, the whistleblower might be attacked by the furious Cronus, Aphrodite thought, with his own body, he would not last long of.

As for whether he will be rescued, anyway, he does not expect it. Although there are many gods who admire him, the quality is uneven. .

So, please let the god king and his sons make a fuss. The stunned god doesn't know anything. Anyway, his great achievements are destined to be separated by those "confidantes", and he paddles without any responsibility. guilt.

Thanks to Rhea and Zeus for their constant reassurance, telling him that he can rely on his beauty without worrying about being too harshly liquidated by Kronos, which gave him great confidence. Now, he can sleep with peace of mind.

"I did it, you can do whatever you want." Aphrodite was forced to add before the effect of the drug was lost, "If you don't want to be in love with the wild boar, it's best not to let me have more things that I shouldn't do." Something, like strawberries or an unknown liquid."

Helios' expression instantly became very disappointed.

"Why is it so difficult to get drunk?" Helios complained disappointedly.

"It's difficult," Prometheus reminded, "There are many gods waiting to carry Aphrodite."

How wonderful it was that Aphrodite was too excited to drink the drugged wine by mistake!Sending him back now would not only avoid the coming wind and rain, but also please Aphrodite by the way. It was a good idea to kill two birds with one stone.

It has to be said that there are many neutral Joy Gods in Olympus. Some of them have indifferent personalities and don't like to participate in politics, and some of them have been excluded from the leadership echelon.These neutral gods are not interested in who will be the king of the gods. They just want to have fun. Now that Cronus has slipped away, they don't want to stay anymore.

If they are captured and arranged to capture Cronus, then they will be at a loss.So when Aphrodite fell asleep, the gods who finally got the chance to leave were excited instantly.

They were happy, they were excited, and they couldn't wait to send Aphrodite home. As for the whereabouts of Cronus?

I'm sorry, they didn't notice, as for the battle between gods and kings, it has nothing to do with them, they only stand on the side of the winner.

Prometheus and Helios, whom Aphrodite placed high hopes on protecting him, were instantly submerged in the sea of ​​gods.

"Helios, you are too cunning." A deity who was Helios' cousin squeezed him away and said, "How could you treat Aphrodite so roughly? What are you supporting?" It's too obscene, come on, let's lift him up high, and then carry Aphrodite back."

Although Aphrodite usually wraps herself tightly, the warm weather in Olympus is destined to prevent him from wearing too thick clothes, and some parts will inevitably be exposed. Now, I can touch this exposed part The location is very sought-after, for this reason, there was almost a bloody tragedy in the palace of the king of the gods.

Of course, this bloody tragedy is actually not the first one today. When Zeus smashed Cronus just now, he really smashed Cronus out of blood.

"You guys are so obscene!" The goddesses were not happy, and the goddesses who had long been dissatisfied with the shamelessness of the male gods said angrily, "Although we are not as strong as you, we can gather the power of the gods to send Aphrodite to you!" It's not difficult to go back, not to mention that Aphrodite is closer to us, so I won't bother you."

The gods of love and beauty are gods, regardless of gender, so don't try to squeeze them out to take advantage of them alone.

"Who said Aphrodite is closer to you?" Youshen was dissatisfied, and asked loudly, "Who saw it?"

Needless to say, there is really a god who is not afraid of death and raised his hand. This is a person who fell under the skirt of a certain goddess who had a good relationship with Aphrodite. In order to please the goddesses, he resolutely betrayed the team of male gods.

In an instant, he received a lot of compliments.

"You are such a righteous god."

"Still brave."

"Look carefully, you are also very handsome!"

The male gods who were backstabbed: "..."

"I think we need to have a good chat." As he said that, the young god had been snatched away by several tall male gods.

The screams came from behind the group of gods, and this action instantly angered the goddesses. Just when the conflict between the two sides became more and more intense, and the momentum was about to overwhelm Zeus and the others who were discussing how to deal with Cronus, Provo Mitheus, he finally appeared.

"Why don't we have a discussion?" Finally moved into the center circle, Prometheus said while arranging his messy curly hair, "Why don't you each choose a few representatives, and Avro How about sending Dite back? Two men, two women, men on the left and woman on the right, carried him away together, it is fair and reasonable, and the other gods will supervise, so as not to harass Aphrodite for their own benefit.”

This idea, to be honest, no god wants to agree, so what if you meet Aphrodite?With so many eyes watching, even if they wanted to take advantage of it, they would have no chance.

However, they couldn't think of a better way, so adhering to the spirit of sharing adversity that I can't get and no one else can get it, the gods finally chose a representative unwillingly, just like carrying a spoil of war. Aphrodite carried it out of the palace of the god king.

Well, the sky is very blue, the wind is very soft, and the world is still so beautiful. I just witnessed a coup. What does neutral mean? I have nothing to do with what happened in the palace of the king of the gods. They really just passed by accidentally. the masses.

"Poor Aphrodite, we'll take you home right now." After speaking, a group of gods left the scene happily.

"Well, I also drank the wine, have you considered sending me back?" Just as the gods were about to leave the palace, one god weakly begged for help.

Unlike Aphrodite who drank on purpose, he really accidentally drank the drugged wine because he was too excited, and it was too late when he realized that something was wrong, so he would let go of his self-esteem and pride Ask your relatives for help.

However, no god responded to him. Those who should leave and those who wanted to leave had already left happily. As for those who stayed, they cared more about Zeus than the unlucky man who was drunk by mistake.

"They are all hooligans, both men and women must guard against them." Prometheus walked to the hapless bastard and said, "But compared to female hooligans, male hooligans are more dangerous, because female hooligans need Alfred to succeed." Lodite is awake, but the male gods don't have to."

"Oh, it's all the fault of beauty. The risk of drinking and having sex is ridiculously high, poor Aphrodite." Prometheus said regretfully.

"It's really pitiful," the unlucky guy sighed after him, "but my dear brother," the unlucky guy couldn't help asking, "but what you said has anything to do with me?" Say these inexplicable things.

Prometheus: "To be honest, these feelings of mine really have nothing to do with you?"

Unlucky guy: "Then why did you tell me? You know, my mind is getting more and more confused now."

Prometheus: "If I don't tell you, do I have to talk to myself? Doesn't that make me too talkative."

Prometheus believes that every sage and sage should be equipped with a curious fool, and it is best for them to have a bit of a talkative attribute.

There is no one responsible for asking questions and leading the topic, and he can't say a lot of things. How can he play this way?

Unlucky guy: "..."

However, the unlucky guy couldn't respond to him anymore, and just after Prometheus finished speaking, he rolled his eyes and passed out.

"You are also very pitiful." With that said, Prometheus carried him on his shoulders, "It would be great if you could be more curious."

After finishing speaking, he had left with that poor hapless bastard, and less than a minute after Prometheus left, God finally said that crucial sentence——

"It's not good, Cronus ran away!"

Well, it was embarrassing for a time.

***

When Aphrodite woke up, it was already the afternoon of the second day. Thanks to the powerful drugged wine, he had a very sweet and wonderful dream.

Although he didn't remember the content of the dream at all after waking up, but in short, it was wonderful.

The first thing I did after waking up was to lift the quilt and my clothes, and focus on observing all the parts below the navel. Seeing that there were no more strawberries on my body, and there was no indescribable liquid, Aphrodite finally felt relieved. I couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.

The place where he woke up was in his own shrine, not other places, and his sleep was not disturbed. It seemed that Zeus was undefeated.

Aphrodite yawned and rang the bell to call for the Servant.

Aphrodite, the god of love and beauty, is not a difficult god to serve. He will only be particularly strict when facing those gods who harass him with tough methods and slavish faces. At other times, he is very gentle of.

Just after he changed yesterday's clothes, two rectangular pieces of fabric woven from golden fleece were unfolded in front of him, one in front and one behind, and he asked the servants to tie the two pieces of fabric from the shoulder to the arm with a rope. After wearing them together, they wrapped their belts around their bodies in the end. A conservative but seductive Ionian flag (Ioricchiton) was worn on him like this. He was in a good mood changing clothes today Sometimes I even adjusted the folds of the clothes and the position of the belt by myself.

Among all the clothes, the style of the Ionian flag is his favorite, because he can cover all the secret parts without showing anything.

As for the most important part, he had already wrapped it with a special cloth before the servants came in, so——

"So can you guys be more promising? Nosebleeds at every turn not only make you look very ignorant, but also make me panic."

"It's because your charm is too strong." A little servant said while wiping his nosebleeds.

Aphrodite: "Very well, I will drape the cloth myself in the future."

There was a burst of mourning in the temple.

Just when Aphrodite was about to continue joking with them, an unexpected visitor walked into her shrine.

"Zeus calls you to go." Themis said to him with a smile on her face.

Looking at the rare sweet and gentle smile on her face, Aphrodite thought deeply.

"You're in love!" He said with certainty, and Aphrodite, who was all too familiar with this kind of smile, judged at a glance that Themis's originally blank emotional life was turbulent.

Themis nodded slightly, showing a rare shy expression.

"They are going to fight Cronus. Just yesterday after you were drunk, Cronus fought with Zeus and the others. Although Zeus defended Mount Olympus, most of the Titans Follow Cronus to Mount Achilles."

As soon as the extremely informative remarks came out, Aphrodite, who originally planned to continue discussing the topic of love with Themis, changed her expression instantly.

"It seems that we must go to Zeus as soon as possible," Aphrodite said to Themis after a wry smile, "Where is Zeus?"

Aphrodite, who was suspected to have been included in Zeus's camp, really wanted to see Zeus and the others now.

Where is Zeus?

He was in the room where the flint sickle was stored in the palace of the god king. Just after Aphrodite and Themis arrived, he saw the new god king carefully removing the flint sickle from the altar. Then put the stone that was swallowed by Cronus instead of him on the altar on the second floor.

"Long time no see, Aphrodite." The moment he saw Aphrodite, Zeus smiled, and he greeted them with his sickle held high, saying, "Your style is even better than a few years ago. .”

A ray of light shone on the sickle at an inopportune time, so a icy edge flashed across the blade, making it look particularly creepy.

I'm afraid this god is seriously ill!

Aphrodite looked at Zeus helplessly, and said, "Since you pay so much attention to the sense of ritual, why did you ask me to take it away and hide it directly under the bed of Cyclonos or Rhea, wouldn't it be better? It saves time and effort, and it will not be discovered by God."

"In all these years, I have never seen any servant who has the habit of cleaning the bottom of the bed."

Themis: "..."

"Do you think they don't want to? Are they afraid of something big? And—"

"Aphrodite, you're missing the point!"