The god of beauty has been flustered recently [Greek mythology]

Mount Olympus, where the gods live.

Mount Olympus, located in the north of Greece, is the highest peak in Greece. It towers majestically among the mountains. The scenery on the mountain is picturesque, with fresh air and shaded trees, making it very suitable for living.

Undoubtedly, since the day it was formed, it has been favored by the gods - the supreme god should live on the top of a high mountain overlooking all living beings.

However, it is a pity that sentient beings are not enlightened, and most creatures in this world now have limited wisdom.The level of intelligence of those wild beasts is at most knowing the degree of fear of the gods, but there is no further emotion such as fear and worship, and it is impossible to further satisfy the vanity of the gods.

On the contrary, some monsters are very intelligent, but because of their cruel nature, they rarely fear the gods. On the contrary, the gods are very afraid of those monsters.

Surrounded by the gods, he was introduced to Mount Olympus. The newborn god wore a strip of white cloth around his waist. Because the cloth was too short, he had to cover the front with one hand and the back with the other to prevent Youfeng or other deities who owed him to lift this piece of cloth. As a very shameful deity, he would never allow himself to be in any embarrassing situation.

He begged hard to get this piece of cloth, and he still remembered the tiger-wolf eyes of the gods when he took the cloth, which made him firm in his determination not to expose the key parts.

There was a sigh in the wind, and there was a god complaining to his partner: "Why did he have wisdom when he was born? Shame shouldn't exist at all."

"That's right," God echoed, "This kind of superfluous emotion should be discarded, why is it only his that is so strong? This is simply unreasonable."

"It would be great if he didn't have a sense of shame, then he wouldn't know that such a cute, pink and delicate thing that wraps important parts, how could he be willing to let it out of the sky!"

As soon as the words fell, there was no sound for life, only countless lines of nosebleeds and tears showed their regret.

Newborn god: "..."

"What exactly do you want?" He finally couldn't help asking, "Since you all covered that part, why did you stop me from covering it?"

Doesn't everyone have shame?

"Because you are beautiful, we haven't seen enough."

Newborn god: "..."

So fucking upright.

Surprised by the other party's super straightforward words that he didn't read enough, he didn't know how to react for a while.The newborn god thought, should he be proud of his good looks?Or should we feel sad for these shameless and shameless people?

Knowing nothing about interspiritual communication, he simply shut up and stopped speaking, allowing the group of innocent people to look at his whole body.

He got it.

He finally understood that these gods generally have no integrity, and loyalty is even more nonsense, let alone ethics and morality.

***

Most of the Greek gods are descendants of Gaia, the mother of the earth, and similar divine blood flows in their bodies. Therefore, within the Protoss, it is normal for brothers and sisters to combine and reproduce.

The current god king Cronus and god queen Rhea are typical examples. After overthrowing the previous god king Uranus and securing the throne of power, the siblings of the same parents devoted themselves to the god-making movement in full swing.So far, the god king Cronus has had four children with the queen, and the fifth child is about to be born. I believe that soon, the new god will enter into their father's house like her brothers and sisters. Live in your belly.

"So it's popular to eat newborns to raise them now?" The knowledge received didn't involve the field of parenting. Frowning, he asked puzzledly.

"How is it possible," a deity closest to him was very cunning, trying to pretend to inadvertently tear off the cloth around the waist of the new deity, and explained, "It's Uranus' fault, this A generation of god kings cursed Cronus before returning to the sky, and he cursed Uranus to be overthrown by his own children, so he would eat his own children."

Newborn God: ...

While slapping a certain god's dishonest hand away in frustration, he was busy fixing the cloth strip around his waist: "What a magical logic——"

The newborn god complained: "Since he is afraid of being overthrown by his offspring, why doesn't he use contraception? Or be more bloody and kill them directly? Solve the problem directly from the root."

Gods: ...

Such a strong logic, such a tough newborn god, his ruthless appearance couldn't be more attractive to God!

"Probably because Cronus loves his children."

These words are not convincing. After all, the most glorious deed of the filial son Cronus was to eunuch his father with a knife while his parents were applauding. The little emotion in front of me is not enough to see.

The emotions of the king of gods are very empty.

"Maybe," the newborn deity slapped off a pair of hands that were trying to pull his cloth, and said through gritted teeth, "Isn't it here yet?"

"Mount Olympus is composed of 52 peaks, and we have only passed less than ten peaks, and the shrine is still far away from us."

Very good, the newborn god said silently in his heart, he will definitely find a remote place to live in the future, since Mount Olympus is so big, he will definitely find a clean place away from the gods.

The god who was born less than a day ago already clearly knows the laws he has mastered and the rights and obligations that the laws give him. As the god of love and beauty, although he is not a god with strong fighting power, he is also an indispensable existence. .

The god who is in charge of love and beauty, he also has the ability to control passion/desire and reproduction, and can even serve as the god of navigation when necessary. dealing with creatures.

The god, who has gradually recognized his own charm, wandered in distress between the sea of ​​clouds, and walked towards the gradually clear shrine.

Blessed by the breeze and blessed by divine power, they traveled very fast, and in less than half an hour, they had already stepped into the realm of the gods.

It would be too monotonous to describe it only as beautiful and magnificent. The newly born deity gazed at the splendid and majestic palace of gods in front of him, and was deeply impressed by its luxury and delicacy.

Within the shrine, the servants of the gods shuttled back and forth. These existences serving the gods undoubtedly had outstanding appearances, but from the moment the newborn god walked into the shrine, these became his foil.

Wherever he passed, the flowers were in full bloom, the vegetation was luxuriant, and the gods were amazed, and even the impulse for the great harmony of life was unprecedentedly high.

It was like a thunderbolt, which instantly aroused the rapid secretion of hormones from all the gods, so the air was filled with a breath of longing. This terrible breath made the gods feel warm, and I wished I could invite him to fall into the cave immediately and enjoy myself to the fullest .

But the chief culprit of all this dismissed this. This hateful god expressionlessly rejected all the gods who made requests of harmony to him. Make up for it——

"Also, I'm not a random god." As if feeling that the gods had not been hurt enough, he added, "I will swear to the death to defend my chastity, unless it is what I like, otherwise I will not easily put I entrust my body to other gods."

Chastity, fuck chastity!

The gods were tired and wept.

"Law, since you gave him beauty, don't give him shame, let alone a sense of chastity, okay! This is really killing God!"

This is revenge, right? It's the ultimate revenge. The gods have no doubt that Uranus is using "his" hand to take revenge on them!

The gods are full of cows.

The newborn deity: "Hehe."

"You think too much," he said, "Uranus is not wise enough to know how to kill a god with a sword."

"What is killing a god with a knife?"

"I don't know either." The newborn deity shrugged and said, "The knowledge I have received is rather complicated, and my mind is a bit confused now."

During the conversation, he had already walked in front of the throne of Cronus, and the moment he saw the second-generation god king, he felt the heavy pressure on his face.

The God King who sits high on the throne is undoubtedly powerful.

his appearance...

Forget it, it doesn’t matter, anyway, in front of the new gods, the appearance of all the gods is not worth mentioning. With oneself as a reference, the new gods only need to remember that Cronus looks very serious, and his temperament and majesty are up.

"Your name?" Kronos asked absent-mindedly, looking at the deity standing below, curiously looking at him.

This god is too beautiful!

Kronos tangled, he was tangled.

Even the god king couldn't resist the charm of "him", and his body didn't respond up to expectations, but the other party's background made him feel a lot of pressure, which couldn't be too exciting.

Is it sleeping?Still not sleeping?

This is a deep philosophical question.

"I haven't thought of a name yet," said the new god, "so I thought—"

Before the four words of consulting books were spoken, Kronos said firmly: "Well, from today on, your name will be Aphrodite."

Aphrodite:"……"

Aphrodite—from the foam, this name is really simple and crude to the extreme.

Believe it or not, I can make your love unsatisfactory and reproduction hopeless from now on!

Aphrodite shouted angrily in her heart, his name, he was going to read all the books, piled up with all kinds of gorgeous words, a very important name, was it so rashly decided? !

Curious, but still smiling...

Aphrodite, whose sadness flowed like a river, showed a smile worse than crying: "Thank you very much for giving me my name, Your Majesty King Cronus."

Waiting, waiting for when his child will challenge his position as the God King, Aphrodite secretly vowed that she must cheer for Cronus' child.

The enmity of naming is irreconcilable!