The god of beauty has been flustered recently [Greek mythology]

Aphrodite: "You who think I am pure and kind, are so naive!"

With her left foot on a certain dishonest wild boar, Aphrodite leaned forward, still maintaining the posture of aiming and firing an arrow: "I was once pure and kind, if it weren't for you gods who are always messing around How can I awaken the violent factor if I do things in the west!"

Do these silly gods really think he likes to practice archery?If it wasn't for guarding against them, why would he, a non-combat deity, go to Pi Liwen to learn from Chiron?Does he look that aggressive?

"There are always gods to test my bottom line. I don't know if you are too persistent and fearless, or if I am too harmless. If I had known, the lessons I taught them back then should have been more profound. In Olympus Those who release the golden arrow without distinction should have done it back then!"

Billowing black smoke seemed to rise from the top of his head. Looking at Aphrodite who was getting more and more excited, the cyclops finally couldn't help it. You hug me, I hug you, curled up in a ball The corner of the workshop was trembling.

They were wrong, they were really wrong, they were wrong in the first place, if they had known that Aphrodite was so cruel, they would not have thought of him, they would not have thought of Aphrodite , won’t be reduced to being blocked in the workshop by him now, and there is a danger of being like a wild boar at any time...

Cyclops: "We were so wrong!"

Aphrodite: "It's late!"

Metis: "Oops..."

Seeing that the situation was not good, the goddesses hurriedly left the gate of the workshop, retreated 500 meters, and dared to talk only after making sure that they would not be accidentally injured.

"The black smoke is about to materialize, is he going to blacken, right? Aphrodite, what have you been through these years!" Hera was shocked.

Hera, who was born a few years ago, spent most of her time fighting Cronus and the others on the front line, so she did not have frequent contact with Aphrodite who was active in the rear, which also led to Hera's dissatisfaction with Aphrodite's understanding is not deep enough. In her impression, Aphrodite is a gentle character. Because she is often cheated, it is inevitable that Hera feels that he is easy to bully, so when Aphrodite today Hera was so shocked when Dite suddenly showed his strong side.

"There is a saying that Aphrodite often talks about—the rabbit bites God when it is in a hurry." Themis, who has a thorough understanding of Aphrodite's character, shrank her neck and said, "Ah Frodite is much stronger than a rabbit, good luck to the giants."

"What good luck?" Just as the three goddesses were whispering, Zeus's voice suddenly sounded from behind them. The three goddesses were shocked again, and then gave Zeus a blank look.

Zeus: "..."

A few white eyes fell on him, but Zeus couldn't even have a fit or argue, not only because these three goddesses were related by blood to him, but also because they were very close. Metis and Themis were his wives, and Hera He is the object of his pursuit, and if he angers them, he is not far from death.

"Why are you here?" After rubbing his nose, Zeus asked in a low voice, "Didn't you be with Aphrodite just now? Why did you come to the giant god? Where is Aphrodite? "

"What about you? Why are you here?" Metis asked.

"I'm here to ask the cyclops to go to Gaia's place together. The hundred-armed giants have already gone to Gaia's shrine, and Gaia asked where they are just now." He said, shaking the pillar that was beating the pillar again. Hands, now they can take care of themselves, right?

Unfortunately, the goddesses ignored his hand again.

"If you want to find the giants now, the risk may be very high, and Aphrodite is blocking them." Pointing to the workshop, Hera still felt a little scared, "The giants died, they first agreed I asked other gods to cast armor against the double arrows, and then sent a letter to Aphrodite, telling him that they were willing to upgrade the double arrows for him, and now, they have successfully angered Aphrodite."

"Fuck!" Zeus was also shocked, "Is there something wrong with the brains of these Cyclopes? Can the armor against double arrows be mass-produced casually? They should take the risk of limited bidding and come quietly. Only sell to those powerful gods, so that the news will not be leaked, and the gods who get sweets will also give them rich rewards!"

Mass production?Just kidding, mass production of the anti-arrow armor is better than no production. Aphrodite is not a fool. It is no wonder that he can cooperate with the giants after getting the news. What if he runs away or votes for Cronus and the others? , Zeus had to vomit blood.

As he spoke, he couldn't help stomping his feet a few times, deeply saddened by the IQ of the giants.

Themis: "..."

Metis: "..."

Hera: "..."

"As expected of someone who aspires to be the king of gods," Hera felt that her understanding of Zeus might be one-sided, "you people who play tricks, your hearts are so dirty, don't want it!"

Metis and Themis nodded frantically.

Zeus: "Why can't I control my mouth!"

After finishing speaking in frustration, I saw this master of power who aspired to be a god-king suddenly took a deep breath, then puffed up his chest, and walked into the workshop with arrogance.

"Aphrodite, please put away your anger for a while, they already know they are wrong, forgive them for being overwhelmed by the momentary wealth." Zeus said righteously, "The battle with Cronus is inseparable." Let them go, and when the battle is over, let them immediately upgrade the double arrows for you, and present—"

"Aww!!!" A scream came from the workshop, and the voice was Zeus.

Three goddesses: "No way!" Aphrodite wouldn't shoot Zeus, would she?

Have fun watching it!

The goddesses excitedly ran back to the gate of the workshop, and after poking their heads in for a look, they all sighed in disappointment.

"It turned out that it was just knocked down by a wild boar." Themis, who was deeply angry at Zeus's love, regretted, "It's his luck that he didn't get knocked down."

"Who says it's not!" Metis echoed.

"These wild boars are really lively, but they are very tame to Aphrodite, at least they didn't hurt Aphrodite."

Boars: Do you think we don't want to hurt him?We clearly dare not!

The psychological shadow brought about by the tragic experience of the ancestors because of Aphrodite has long been engraved in the genes of the wild boars. Now, when all the wild boars see Aphrodite, the first The first reaction was fear. Compared with attacking Aphrodite, they wanted to run straight away and hide away from him!

It's a pity that they can't live without them. Every time they want to leave home, they are driven back by the goddesses. Now, they have no intention of running away, and only dare to run around in the house, so poor Zeus was so unfortunate to be run around. The wild boars had been hit in some terrible place.

Zeus: "Ah, ah, it hurts, it hurts!" Why is he so unlucky!

Aphrodite: "For the sake of Zeus's good words for you, I will barely forgive you."

The blackening was interrupted, Aphrodite put down her bow and arrow, and took the gun from Zeus.

forgive them?

The giant gods who survived the catastrophe looked at me and I looked at you, and couldn't help cheering.

"But—" Aphrodite dug out his ears, and just as the Cyclops were about to stand up from the corner, he flicked his little finger and pointed at the giants and said, "I can't wait until after the war, you must Now, immediately, immediately upgrade my double arrows, and I also need a golden bow."

"Remember what I said before? You can also start preparing for the design of the self-defense weapons I need. Tell me the materials you need, and I will prepare them. If you dare to tamper with the weapons, I guarantee that you will do your best. God, don’t forget, I am the God of Love and Beauty.”

"Swords, guns, swords and halberds, axes and forks, sticks and sticks, whips, maces and hammers..."

Zeus: "Why do you still have the mouth on your back?!"

Aphrodite:"……"

"I don't even choose!" Resisting the urge to give Zeus a kick, Aphrodite helped Zeus up and helped him brush off the dust that accidentally got on his body. Improper control of strength caused some bruises on Zeus' body, but Aphrodite believed that a just and benevolent god like Zeus would not care about these things with him.

"do you think so?"

"Right what?"

Aphrodite smiled: "Zeus, are you willing to wait for the giant gods to upgrade the double arrows, and accompany me to test the power of the upgraded double arrows?"

"There are other gods, do you think they will be happy if I invite them here to witness the power of the upgraded double arrows? They will definitely be happy!"

"No!" Zeus turned pale, "You can't be so cruel!"

The banquet of the gods of the sea and the harmony of life and chaos absolutely cannot be staged in Olympus, at least not during wartime. This kind of extremely energy-intensive and physical activity will be held after the war.

Aphrodite: "Where is your face hooked to flowers?"

Is it appropriate to use the word pale face to describe Zeus' complexion?This is absolutely inappropriate!

"What did you just ask me?" Zeus yelled.

"do you think so?"

"That's right, that's right!!!" Zeus nodded frantically, "Upgrade the double arrows!"

Shaking the Thunderbolt among the three cyclops crazily, Zeus shouted: "Upgrade the double arrows for him now, immediately, immediately, and when the double arrows are upgraded, let's immediately go to Gaia, Aphrodite, Gaia!" Yanali also prepared a banquet, so that's enough for us to attend!"

"Sea gods banquet or something, such an energy-consuming banquet must not be held!" Zeus had already shouted, "I will issue an oracle after I go back, and the gods are strictly forbidden to harass you. Who dares to attack you at night?" Bow, I will imprison him in Tartarus."

"Give me, and give Gaia a face!"

Gaia: "I thank you for remembering me!"

Sitting in his Earth Mother Palace, Gaia finally couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead. These stupid children are hopeless!

She just wants to get together with her children, why is it so difficult!