The god of beauty has been flustered recently [Greek mythology]

Aphrodite: "Exercise? Run? No rush!"

He slowly raised the bow and arrow and said: "I want to practice this first, who of you is willing to help me hold the target?"

A deity whose IQ is obviously not enough to stand up volunteered: "I'll do it!"

The extremely burly god looked at the fool with the eyes of the gods, and asked proudly, "Where is the target?"

"It's right here, but the shape of the target is special, it's different from the others." Aphrodite pursed her lips, and cast a shy wink at the deity, making him dizzy Suddenly, he took out a golden apple from the quiver.

"Just hold it against it," said Aphrodite, standing on tiptoe and placing the golden apple on top of his head. "Thank you very much for your help, my friend."

my friend……

The god looked at the white porcelain skin that was close at hand, and smelled the faint fragrance emanating from the body of the God of Love and Beauty, with an intoxicated look in his eyes.

Now it's all right, the not-so-bright mind turned into a mess under the temptation of Aphrodite.

After Aphrodite put the golden apple on his head, not only did the deity, who had fallen into the trick of the beauty god, show no intention of flinching, on the contrary, he raised his hands and excitedly supported the golden apple on his head. The apple said: "Come, Aphrodite, shoot it with your arrows, and capture me!"

Is this a fool, or is he shaking M?

Hearing this, the same question appeared in the minds of all the gods.

Likewise, Aphrodite thought so too.

"you sure?"

"Sure and sure."

"Well, that's what you said!" Since there was a god rushing to beg for death, Aphrodite was naturally happy to do so.

Rubbing his hands on his clothes twice to wipe off the sweat, Aphrodite slowly raised his bow as he looked at the burly male god in front of him, envious and jealous.

After the bow is drawn, the arrow is also on the string.Amidst the encouragement of all the gods, Aphrodite, the god of love and beauty who was born only two days ago, aimed at the crotch and crotch of the god with the apple on it.

"Why are you still going on?" The god, who finally realized something was wrong, became panicked, "Don't you want to shoot apples?"

"Sorry," said Aphrodite, "I aimed at the wrong place."

As he spoke, he raised his arm again, and pointed the arrow at the golden apple.

"Come on!"

"Well done, Aphrodite!"

"Brother, hold on! Don't let Aphrodite look down upon you."

Aphrodite smiled, lowering her raised arms a little.

low

low again

lower

"No, why did you aim there again?" The god who was locked on the crotch finally realized that something was wrong, "Aphrodite, are you really planning to shoot the golden apple? "

Finally found out?

The gods sighed unceasingly - it seems that he is so stupid!

"It's true," Aphrodite said with a smile, "You also know that I was only two days old, and this is the first time I have touched a bow and arrow. The accuracy may not be ideal, so thank you all."

As he spoke, he made a gesture to shoot the arrow.

"Wait!" The burly god with the apple on his head suddenly became serious.

"I remembered that there are still some things at home. I may not be able to practice archery with you. Farewell!" As he said, he took off the golden apple from the top of his head, and after he settled one of them, he didn't wait for Aphrodite to say anything. Hastily said goodbye.

Freedom is precious, but love is more expensive. If it is for life, both can be thrown away.

No matter how copper-skinned and iron-boned, a certain part will inevitably be soft. This is an objective law, and even a deity cannot resist it. For the sake of his own happiness, the deity, who is not very bright-minded, is rarely smart this time, and decisively slips away.

Farewell, Aphrodite, I still love you!only……

The god's face is full of cows - not being able to fuck is no different from killing him!

"Ah, he's gone." Aphrodite, who saw the deity running away from the scene at a speed comparable to that of a rabbit and lost an apple, said regretfully, "I still like him very much. A very brave god."

It's just that the brain is not very smart!

"So, is there anyone who is willing to practice bow and arrow with me?" Aphrodite plucked the bowstring, and said to the gods who were watching melons with a smile, "Let me tell you first, I am just learning, and I can't guarantee the accuracy. If you hurt some parts, please forgive me, I didn't mean it."

No, you did it on purpose.

The gods who were in pain in a certain part and phantom limb complained in their hearts.

Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend, it seems that yesterday's night raid incident greatly stimulated the newly born gods of love and beauty, and the gods, deeply troubled, couldn't help complaining about those rude night raiders.

Going straight seems to be unworkable, so we can only cultivate opportunities slowly, step by step, starting from gaining favorability.

Isn't this the god of death!

"Aphrodite, how about I teach you archery?" asked patiently.

"Thank you very much," Aphrodite said, "It's just that I think learning should be coherent. If there are too many teachers teaching lessons, there may be time conflicts, so I'm sorry."

In an instant, Chiron harvested countless eye knives.

Blame me?

The half-god, half-horse sage innocently expressed—is it my fault for being so knowledgeable?

Of course it's your fault!

The gods said that Chiron is a weirdo, so he taught him archery instead of teaching Aphrodite to flirt. Isn’t that weird?

Those with good brains are all different types, if they are gods, they should regard fencing as the top priority of gods!

In this regard, Prometheus said - black chicken mackerel.

If you have something to say, just talk about it. If you have nothing to do, you always put some map guns. What qualifications do you have to accuse those with bad brains as weird and alien!

All in all, Aphrodite was purified, and except for a few difficult gods to deal with, most of the gods rarely came to harass him.

Of course, this does not mean that Aphrodite's charm has diminished. In fact, after this incident, Aphrodite has won extremely high praise among the gods. I admire his modesty.

The god of love and beauty is extremely difficult to climb, which makes the gods yearn even more.They are eager to try and want to challenge to win the heart of the God of Beauty. Unfortunately, although the God is called the God of Love and Beauty, he is very stingy in giving love to the gods, but is busy learning from Chiron, which makes the gods extremely frustrated.

It is impossible for the Overlord to force his bow. Pi Liwen, where Chiron and the others live, has a complicated terrain and many traps. If you don't do it well, you will be used as an experience package by the gods to please Aphrodite, and you can't be more angry if you are stepped on to the top.

Each had their own plans and restrained each other. In this way, Aphrodite was extremely safe.

It's just that Chiron suffered, he was already discriminated against, and after this, the hatred of the gods was really filled.If it wasn't for the good relationship he had accumulated, and he really didn't have any thoughts about Aphrodite and was just teaching him seriously, he would definitely be provoked by the dissatisfied gods to find fault.

For this, Aphrodite was very guilty, but unfortunately he had no wealth and could not give back to his teacher materially, so he could only study hard so that the teacher could see his growth and prove to the gods the success of Chiron's education , to console Chiron.

A hundred years passed by in a hurry.

Although Aphrodite, he still failed to become a Vajra Barbie after going through difficult training—this also objectively proves how accurate Chiron's vision is, but, but, his archery skills and running speed are now in the eyes of the whole world. Olympus is a rare opponent.

Now, no one dares to play the game of chasing me and hey hey with you, not only because he can't catch up, but also because of Aphrodite's understanding of love/lust and lust/lust as time goes by And the control ability is getting better and better. I heard that he has a lot of experience in casting. Not long ago, he just cast the golden arrow that can create love and the lead arrow that resists love. He said that if anyone makes him anxious, Just send two golden arrows to him and monsters or other weird creatures.

I can't afford to offend, I can't afford to offend decisively, the power of love and desire, even the god king Kronos is afraid, let alone their ordinary gods.

It was a sunny afternoon on the day I left the teacher.

Chiron found Aphrodite who was practicing arrows, and said to him with a smile: "I have nothing to teach you, Aphrodite."

The afternoon sun fell on his body through layers of branches, which made Aphrodite, who was already so beautiful, seem to be covered with a layer of noble holy light, which made him look even more thrilling.

Time flies, after a hundred years of practice, the God of Love and Beauty not only has not been roughened by the wind and rain, but has become more delicate. No matter how fierce the sun is, it can't have any effect on the white porcelain skin.

His appearance has not changed in any way, only his heart and eyes have changed.

He became stronger, and his determined eyes showed that he was not a soft persimmon who could be bullied by gods, which made Chiron feel relieved.

After learning all kinds of knowledge, Aphrodite's conversation and temperament have also changed, which makes him look more profound than just a beautiful and superficial decorative vase.

Looking at such a student, how could Chiron not be proud.

"Is it time to say goodbye?" When Chiron said that there was nothing to teach him, Aphrodite felt a little frustrated. He really cherished the time spent with Chiron.

"I want to go around the world," Chiron comforted. "You know, knowledge needs to be constantly replenished. The world is changing every moment. It attracts me to explore."

It seems that they are really going to separate.

"If you come back, please give it to me." Aphrodite put down her bow and arrow, still depressed, "It's time for me to return to Mount Olympus to fulfill the responsibilities and obligations of the god of love and beauty."

Almost forgot, he is also a working god.

"That would be great," Chiron patted him on the shoulder with a smile, "I heard that Rhea is pregnant again, I think she needs your blessing."

Bless what?

Of course, I wish her a smooth delivery.

'May I not see the abyss of Cronus again this time,' thought Aphrodite, 'that poor wretch, may he escape from his father. '

Although that's not too hopeful.